What does 'granny shit' mean?

>>70445891
Music with no edge. No danger. No sex appeal. No excitement.

That, and dated musical concepts. Here's some granny shit written by Brian Wilson's dad:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkjC4zEgedQ

>>70445891
In Lennon's case he was talking about the music hall style that McCartney grew up with and admired

Generation Z amphetamine prescribed, SSRI flooded retards justifying why they don't see the beauty and talent in older music.

The songs are epitomize granny shit are Obladi and Maxwells Silver Hammer

>>70446110
>Obladi
thats paul mccartney attempting ska-- a relatively new thing at the time

>>70446209
Well his attempt resulted in the ultimate granny song

>>70445891
It literally means the poop of your grammy. What is so hard to understand?

>>70445891
It means the new generation of music consumers are a bunch of brain dead idiots because they think just because your grand parents listened to The Beatles it can't be any good. These brain dead morons would be surprised to find out that at least 90% of the bands they like are all Beatles fans to start off with especially the so called "Shoe Gaze" bands. (Now somebody explain to me what the fuck "Shoe Gaze" is supposed to mean!)

>>70446904
>>70446021
dumbasses

>>70445891

cloying, saccharine, milquetoast music hall pop

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>>70446919
Who the fuck you calling' a "dumbass"?
Got sumpthin' against The Beatles M8?

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>>70446919
delet

"When I'm Sixty-Four"
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
"Yellow Submarine"
"Your Mother Should Know"
"Honey Pie"
"Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da"
"Rocky Raccoon"
"Martha My Dear"

Paul McCartney had a fondness for vaudeville and old tin pan alley songs, and John Lennon thought all that shit was non-edgy unrevolutionary unhip bullshit. George Harrison thought it was gay-sounding. Ringo didn't give a shit.

IMO the "granny music" has aged a lot better than some of the Beatles other more political and rocking shit, and Paul McCartney's strong ear for melody and fondness for old-school songwriting kept the Beatles from being the Rolling Stones--which, if you're John Lennon, pisses you off because you wanted to be an edgy badass rocker. But it also kept the Beatles from becoming bad canned-blues versions of black artist.

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any of Paul's songs that get the silver cougars moister than an oyster

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>be John Lennon
>have dreams of saving the world from capitalism
>bandmate is slowly taking over the band tho
>can't do anything about it because can't work a mixing board
>makes you pretend to be in a marching band
>makes you sing over clarinets and sousaphones and shit
>tfw you wanted to be cool
>tfw you wanted to save the world from capitalism
>meet cool-as-fuck azn qt
>literally coolest person on the planet
>feeling cool as shit now
>Paul has a new song
>it's about a little boy who keeps hitting people with a hammer and it sounds like The Nightmare Before Bingo Night
>fuckmylife.jpg
>quit band to go make weird noises and shit with your cool-ass AZN qt
>get shot and die
>goddamnit
>for the rest of Paul's career, critics make fun of him for making granny music
>tfw you get the last laugh

made a poll:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12143945

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>>70450241
>people hate ringo
>people skip octopus's garden

>>70448042
But rocky raccoon is really good...

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>>70445891
it means john was butthurt that paul's music was more popular than his in the '70s

>>70450692
I know! I like the granny shit tho.

Rocky Raccon is always weird because for some reason everyone likes it but no one can quite explain why.

>>70450733
I like it for the imagery and Paul's endearingly poor southern US accent

>>70445891
don't google this

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>mfw Paul's granny shit