ITT: Post the worst RYM review you can find.

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Not necessarily the worst, but I got a chuckle scrolling past this

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marsbars review of unknown pleasures

he doesnt even talk about the music

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>>70442931
STRANGER DANGER

All """""reviews""""" of quadrant dub

Any telephone_junkie or Grampus review

>>70444163
t_j's Charles Manson review is hilarious
And grampus is pretty cool for 50 year old

>>70443898
>fictional conversation review
fuck them and those who make them

>>70443898
I think reading this turned me into Ian Curtis cus I was constantly asking "When will it end?"

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qwerty is a legend, i almost feel like i'm cheating by posting him here cause all his reviews are gold

this is my personal favorite

>>70443898
i've seen worse
you won't believe the mental gymnastics they try to pull on reviews of the likes of Kind of Blue or Loveless just to say nothing
i wonder if marsbars just likes new order more?

>>70444163
grampus is alright

>>70443892
this but unironically

>>70444163
grampus is rym's village elder, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>70443867
We laugh at his naive honesty but don't pretend you wouldn't

does anyone have the screencaps of that autistic kid who would review albums by rating different aspects of it down to the decimal point and then tabulating the results?

the best part was that "cover art" counted for as much as "originality" and "songwriting"

>>70445591
>We laugh at his naive honesty but don't pretend you wouldn't
"naive honesty"? that's the kindest possible way of describing it. it's fucking ricardo lopez territory

and of course we'd fuck joanna if we had the chance. that's not what he would be mocked for

>>70444911
>laugh at Qwerty's opinions on his hipstercore list
>he replies with a 12 year old-tier response and then puts a comment on my profile about how I'm wrong for liking Mark Kozelek because Beethoven's Fifth is better than anything he's ever done
Qwerty is definitely cheating