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Gas all weeaboos

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SLAY ALL TRIPFAGS

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>>70436891
I wonder how long it took Fenriz to get himself to write all his 't's as inverted cross

also post dank OSDM

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rank this madman's albums from best to worst

i like riffs and atmo

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This shit is good

Someone give me some bands like Beltaine

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PURGE THE HERETIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yub3-Ow7tBs
What kind of metal is this?

Childhood is idolizing anonymity
Adulthood is realizing tripfagging makes more sense

>>70436936
Riffs are for the simple man.

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THE TREE OF LIFE
BEARS NO FRUIT
UNLESS IT'S ROTTEN

>>70436954
I was jammin' to this song one day while driving on the freeway. I got so caught in the song and didn't realize I was speeding. Suddenly the lights of the highway patrol appeared behind me so I had to pull over. The officer asked if I knew what the speed limit was and why I was speeding. I told him precisely what the speed limit was and where it changes on the highway. I also told him I was listening to this song. Perhaps he was a fan of it too because he let me go without a ticket. Thanks officer.

>>70436992
He probably left because he didn't want to talk to an autist any longer

>>70437007
Lol

>>70436891
Do no reply to tripfags

>>70437007
My daughter asked me what my favorite movie is, she was born in 2004 and is 11, I told her Streets of Fire. She asked what that was. I could only respond " it was another time, another place" a " Rock and Roll Fable"

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>>70436963

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>>70436967
TO THE FUCKKKING CORE

>>70437044
Liking riffs is the metal equivalent of liking ass
Melody is tits and atmosphere is feet

>>70437083
If you aren't an ass man leave the hall

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the gf wants me to give an example of a metal song that she might like

should this be it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY6iCgrLCv8

she's big into post-rock hipster crap

>>70437097
>being a monkey
No

>>70437128
Opeth is girly metal, so try that

>>70437128
I highly doubt she's gonna like screaming, right?
Why not go with something that absolutely every single person likes, like old Metallica or Black Sabbath?

>>70436957
the right to anonymity is important but it can result in a lack of personal identity

>>70437144
you're being cucked

>>70437146
ok but which opeth

their new shit is balls

deliverance is my favorite but i think that might be too heavy for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3IyeexTiQE

>>70437173
Ghost Reveries, but skip track 1

>>70437128
While Omnium Gahterum is poopy they also have harsh vocals, try showing her some gothic and doom metal like Type O Negative or St Vitus

>>70437128
Are you joking
Show her something with clean singing you faggot

>>70437168
>>70437215

no screaming is kind of missing the point though 2bh
>>70437191
maybe this

i might just say fuck it and link her what my current favorite is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7ELJ0oeaA

i wonder what she'd think of this. she'd probably be freaked out

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>>70437128
Try these too

>>70437128
Modern Dark Tranquillity would be good imo

>>70437173

/r/metal please leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdk84rJekSU

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>>70437128
Break her in with some dokken, glam is good at getting grils into metal metal

>>70437128
Show her Pissgrave

>>70437234
Projector is their most accessible

>>70437237
lmao this is terrible

Post what you're blasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYE4ZGeLhU

>>70437223
>no screaming is kind of missing the point though 2bh
>in other news, Slayer is henceforth not considered metal
>>70437234
Why not old DT?
MINE IS THE GRANDEUR
OF MELANCHOLYHYHYHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOH BUUUUURNING
Fuck I love that shit

>>70437284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHeC6E8rv8

>>70437271

Attention whoring tripfag has terrible taste. What a surprise

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>>70437284

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black metal

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>>70436934
Foulest Semen > Rain Upon > Blood Vault > Unlock

but it's really subjective as I don't see any flaws in his disco

I see his work as one piece, each album having different atmosphere of course but in the end they all got that particular TRoB sound we all love.

NEW ALBUM WHEN ?
LESS TOURING, MORE WRITING !

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>>70437284
MAROONNED AT

SIERRA

LEOOONE

decided to dump the gf because she doesn't like metal

>>70437293
New DT is more accessible, I think (big choruses n shit)

>>70437314
Sorry for not liking your retarded le brutal metal faggot

>>70437301
Phantom of Guilt is too catchy

>>70437358
i just recently got done listening to his stuff and i think i agree with you, but foulest semen of a sheltered elite really struck me as fucking monstrous

>>70437398
>wanting a girl with particular interests
>not finding a boring plain girl with low self esteem to do your house chores

>>70437398
good choice senpai

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>>70436936

>>70437128
Ghost is really good at being entry-drug for grills. Not metal but a good way to ease into the sound.

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>>70437334

How much would the quality of this general rise if we purged all slam, glam and weebshit posters?

>>70437223
>no screaming is kind of missing the point though 2bh
You're fucking stupid
did you just get into metal last year?

>>70437334
Unironically Finland has the best Black Metal bands

Anyone has that picture of kid Mirai?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDWyOGdPLY

>>70437578
Pretty good, not cringe at all!

>>70437531

>asking for girlfriend metal
>can't into harsh vox
>likes Opeth

Yes, he did apparently

>>70437578
listening to that right now!!

Give it to me straight, /metal/: Am I gay for liking Haggard?
Symphonic Metal in general is pretty good though I don't like it when it becomes too Gothic

>>70436942
>nu-male sludge

>>70437517
Not much, you forgot black metal posters.

Any other tribute bands like this one? I mean Blazon Stone doesn't play covers of Running Wild songs but they compose their (actually his) own tracks in Running Wild's style

>>70437659
Metal in general is very gay.

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>>70437729
Forgot pic

>>70437669
Fuck off

>>70437756
>nu-male

>>70437692
This album has better Riffs than every black metal album

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>>70437463
Agreed, then try something like King Diamond - Puppet Master.

Name one album that everyone in this general likes

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>>70437284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CAAyoV6w8

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>literal fedora-core

>>70437795
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

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>>70437795
right here

>>70437810
hate it

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>>70437795

aeolian was alright but they're a one-hit wonder

>>70437822
hang yourself

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>>70437284

>>70437799
Still less fedora than The Faceless and Allegaeon

>>70437833

meme album

>>70437810
>>70437815
>>70437833
hate it

>>70437854
who doesn't like memes

>be on bandcamp
>find a new, cool-sounding Black Metal album
>it's priced at $6.66

>>70437833
No way

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>>70437795

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i've always wondered, is this the very first blackgays album

>>70437729
>>70437749
this is cool, i'm a sucker for late 80s/early 90s running wild shit

check out cannabis corpse for another decent tribute band

DUDE

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>>70437948
RIFFS

>>70437899
meme album

Do you guys like Alestorm or is it too popular and entry level so you aren't allowed to admit to liking it?

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>>70437729
>>70437930
This is my favorite thing from Ced, Blind Guardian meets King Diamond.

>>70437992
>everyone likes it
>meme
pick two

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>>70437795

>>70437958
FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN BECASUE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND

>>70438083
PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM FROWNING ALL THE TIME
>le epic depression song

>>70438083
>>70438102
OH LORD YEAH

>>70437958
hell be fine

>>70436951
WOOOOOORLD

EAATEEEEEER

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>>70438113

>>70438113
Ozzy is a fucking mutant he cannot be killed by normal means

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BIG BOY riffs

post 'em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hPMZc_j1Fs

>>70438213
you first

>>70438213

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi0Kr41-50

THE big boy riffs

>>70438025
really terrible music

why do you guys not like dissoshit?

>>70438351
i like dissoshit
but most of it is a meme

>>70438351
>why do you guys not like ______

you must be new here

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>>70437284
IF I WAS UNBORN
I WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO BE GRATEFUL FOR

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>>70437284
italian delight

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>the heaviest album in existence isn't even metal

lmao

Any other shoegaze/metal bands like Deafheaven I should check out? It doesn't have to be in the vein of black metal. I'm not really into the metalcore kind of shit that so many people seem to be into these days.

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>>70437128
Type O Negative - Love You To Death
Of course you have to get her in the right mood first.

>>70438497
only nu-males think this is heavy

>>70438516
deafheaven is a poser band

>>70438542
Thanks for your input friendo.

>>70438516

>'m not really into the metalcore

But deafheaven is metalcore..?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nvLsdi3vrE

>>70438603
They sure are terrible, but I hear more screamo than metalcore in their sound

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BE DROWNED
BE DROWNED
BE VOMITED UPON

>>70438891
I'm no expert on terrible genres, but isn't screamo the same as metalcore but slightly angrier?

>>70438891
>tfw Orchid + Not as talented musicians = Deafheaven

>>70438946
Not even close

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>>70438725
>another ozzy clone, sod off
>fuck me, ain't bad
>mfw

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>post yfw you realize members of Deafheaven used to be in a shit deathcore band

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Rise_of_Caligula/3540296713#band_tab_members

>>70439012
>Members of poser band used to be in a different poser band
Who would have figured?

>>70439012
not surprising at all.

lmao kerry mccoy was just a generic scene kid

>>70439058
>that hair
He was trying at least

>>70439012
>John Kline (2012 R.I.P)
DEATH TO FALSE METAL

>>70437256
Bloodfog

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Fuck what everyone says.
I can't wait for the new Wintersun album.

>>70439092
you should probably go back to r/metal

>>70439092
I can't either because I know the memes will be great

I don't even like Wintersun

>>70439012
This is actually quite surreal. A review of the album before Deafheaven were even a thing, this is an honest to god expression of what someone thinks of the band without having their judgement clouded by the fact that 3 of the members are in memeheaven. It's such a shame we'll never get anything like it again
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Rise_of_Caligula/Parading_from_Heaven%27s_Descent/258881/promethian_death/219301

>>70438929
GUITARS HAVE SIX STRINGS

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>band from a non-English-speaking country writes lyrics in their native tongue
>only English-translated lyrics in the album booklet

>>70439092
>Wintersun releases a new album
>guest solo and vocals from Dave DiSanto
>guest vocals from Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>guest solo from Jeff Waters
>produced by Kurt Ballou
Would /metal/ even survive?

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is robb "cuck" flynn the biggest trendhopper in metal? i'm expecting his next album to have """""""post-metal""""""" influences

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Fuck what everyone says.
I can't wait for the new Motograter album.

>>70437578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faBiuK0t4yw

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>>70439012
>0:48
What a fucking awful vocalist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyLVU_8h4q8

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how do I write the sickest guitar riffs?

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this fuckin ep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1Gj3Pj3y0

>>70439200
The new Machine Head albums with Vio Lence guy aren't that bad

>>70439471
write this down
D5 F2 E1 A21 K7

Is there a more epic 4 minutes in all of metal?

https://youtu.be/1LF6IWzAsu8?t=4m2s

>>70437548
boland would like a word :DDD

>>70439491
much worse than "Convocation of Crawling Chaos"

>>70439192
buy the album or learn the language, your choice poseur

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>hey anon want to go swimming together?

>>70439691
only if I can give you my ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>70437795
Persecution Mania

>>70439691
>n-no im okay, i dont like swimming. i like your swim suit though haha

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Stop watching porn.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/metallica-james-hetfield-narrates-documentary-about-impact-of-pornography-addiction/

>>70439736
sigh i cannot stand this pop star tier musician or his band.

Also, who the fuck has porn addiction beyond the age of 18? Yeah I like the occasional vid when I find something good but everyone I know including myself jacks it maybe once a day or less.

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>>70439691
>>70439736
You heard the man.

>>70439736
I'm curious, does porn encompass every and all form of erotic material?

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>>70439785
>maybe once a day or less.
Stop.

>>70439736
Was James an addict too? Is there anything this guy DOESN'T get hooked on?

[spoiler]besides a father's love lmao[/spoiler]

>>70439816
Kill yourself and send euro back from Hell like he deserves when you get there.

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Who is the metal equivalent of this man?

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>>70439736
stop masturbating

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>>70439836
He deserved it.

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>>70438725
Holy shit this is good.

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/metal/ is literally just a compilation of close-up pics of men with serious looks on their faces

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>>70439691
no thanks im already swimming in pussy

>>70439983
>4 pictures in the middle of a general is an accurate deception of said general
huh wow

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>Arcanus - Ashes (2016)
I just discovered this. Pretty sick Groove Metal with some Death thrown into it.

>>70439736
ahahahah holy shit

Post songs that embody metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S19iiygsrto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfCHwsp9bSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWqBm28ZKeE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD2B5JWKz0g

>>70440180
chainsaw gutfuck is better than deathcrush

>>70440180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4zTDFvJuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-PJDim8CsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO3Z6wzVds0

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So what does /mu/ think of Entombed changing their sound with Wolverine Blues?

>>70439471
BRO
>literally just stay in the fucking key of whatever you're playing unless you're playing jazz
HAHA SIQQQQ HELP BRO

>>70440224
Noice, I'm partial to Black Mirror from SEWB but I should check the first album more often.

>>70440279
It's like Chaos AD but better. Still pretty solid and nowhere near the sellout abortions many of their countrymen would release.

What are some good Speed Metal bands, /meal/?

>>70439471
Take any Slayer track and play it backwards.

>>70439691
"Arise was a better album."
>Backflips into shallow end and splinters shin.

>>70440463
reddit

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>>70439691
Put your burqa back on you whore

>>70440415
>Slayer
>Riffs

What did he mean by this?

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>>70440342
S P E E D W O L F

>>70440463
>Arise was a better album
Get a load of this faggot

>>70440463
>>70440541
>not Beneath the Remains

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Legit what genre is this, and where can i get more. The only thing i found similar is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QLYGq3A2c

You just KNOW

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>>70440463
>Backflips into shallow end and splinters shin

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>>70440677
>liking the satanist
that said, i feel like his book should at least be decent

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obligatory ATWW posting

>>70441222

What is the best track and why is it At the gates of Sleep

All memes aside, this is actually pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwG97ah0mEU

>>70441239
I honestly cannot pick a favorite. I noticed that lately I find myself skipping Change of Heart but that's it. It's been ten years and I still can't get enough of the album as a whole.

I am partial to the second halves of Last Statement, Devoid of Caring and In The Groves.

>>70441222
Trips confirm.

>>70441332
>All memes aside

stopped reading there

Lel this guy is literally the average /metal/ shitter

http://rateyourmusic.com/~Mercenarion

>>70441345
My Least favourite is definitely The Killjoy, just doesn't have that interesting hooks or vibe as the other tracks

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this is pretty good

The real Razorfist here, take it or leave it don't give a fuck if you don't believe me.

What do you guys think of Alcatraz?

>>70441519
Who?

>>70441519
Who?

>>70441418
Are you serious?

The Killjoy has one of the best, if not the best moments on the album. Solo followed by that ridiculously smooth transition into the acoustic passage. Give it another chance. Along with the double bass outro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQz0K7oTZRs

Unrelated but I really miss the old guitar player, he would really get into it live. OG dude is really meh, playing wise too. Sloppy as fuck.

>5 strawmans as to why people don't enjoy a band that I love
This guy is such a hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvqXCoSGkrY

>Gorgoroth‘s Destroyer is being reissued March 3rd

hmmm

>>70441519
Do a Metal Mythos of King Diamond or Bathory, you gun loving fuck.

>>70441566
Well I don't know it never stood out that much for me
My favorite Insomnium song is not even from that album though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtMGhztsDWI

>>70441621
>My favorite Insomnium song is not even from that album though
Thought that was going to be Down With The Sun then, colour me surprised.

>>70441590
He has a point though

>>70441519
Why does Razorfist hate 4chan and death metal so much?

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>>70441621
my negro of fine taste
agreed, Since is fucking amazing. It's the best album Katatonia and Opeth never co-wrote.

Disengagement and Death Walked the Earth are particularly amazing.

>>70441641
No, my favorite from that one is Where the Last Wave Broke and their best song since then is Weather the Storm

just ignore everything post-ATWW guys.

dubs for truth.

>>70441679
I'd rather the closer of Winter's Gate above Weather The Storm, although that may be just because my standards for modern Insomnium has dropped so fucking low it took me by surprise.

>>70441621
Probably my favorite Insomnium album. Death Walked the Earth is GOAT song

>>70441705
Winter's Gate had its moments

>>70441726
Yeah, vut WtS had those great guest vocals by Stanne

>>70441744
Death Walked the Earth chorus is the most chills-inducing Insomnium moment.

Really wish they would give up with the shitty post-rock pseudo parts and just go back to writing great melodies.

insomnium is shit

Insomnium sure are competent.

>>70441799
You mean the shit

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>>70440910
>book
I had no idea this was a thing

he looks like such a pretentious douche

>>70441816
Don't reply to tripfags

>>70441816
Dang senpai

>>70441832
Is that the guy from Die Antwoord

>>70441519
very boring band

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I think Insomnium blow but if discussing Insomnium makes you happy then who am I to get in the way of it

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>>70441832
>that head shape

>>70441799
Spam some gore you fucking scammer

>>70441832
Behemoth is literally *tips thick rimmed glasses* the band. Check out this sick short film about The Satanist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wR5hMGEr8
>"The Satanist" is mature in its immaturity and immature in its maturity
Damn....... really makes u think

>>70441858
>weeb has shit taste
What a surprise

>>70441222
Lyricist dude needs to cheer the fuck up but otherwise this ain't half bad. The riffs are typical Gothenburg stuff, but they evolve and vary pretty well within tracks, so it's not like the annoying poppy hooky stuff which later ATG spawned. Pretty similar melodic palette and dynamics throughout, and an unsubtle production, hold this back from being a favorite, but it's commendably well made if not imaginative.

5/10

>>70441891
damn, that dude should write an essay for the next "Black Metal Theory Symposium"

lowbrow yet highbrow at the same time, so profound

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>be Necromantia
>make your intro track number 5

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How nu-male am I if I really love 90% of albums on this chart?

>>70441916
Pay attention to the last three songs in case you gave up half throughout. 5 is really low.

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I want to listen to this album because the cover looks really awesome, but I know I will probably end up disappointed, anyone felt like this?

>>70442018
>The Sword
I expected garbage and got shit

Threadly reminder that a couple of Japanese schoolgirls are more kvlt and br00tal than any of your favorite shitty black metal bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9SEFwJ9ZQ

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Is this doom rock?

>>70442018
I think it looks tacky, like the super-commercialized form of retro shit they sell at Urban Outfitters

>>70441968
Depends on how much you can lift and drink.

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>>70442018
Looks pretty similar to this

>WHITE CIVILIZATION
>BUILT ON THE SWEATING BACKS OF NIGGER SLAVES

what did he mean by this

>>70442129
the tryhard 70s retro look is a giant red flag that the album will be shit tier derivative bong rock

>>70442129
Yeah but Uncle Acid is actually good

>>70442157
>The U.S.
>All of white civilization
Stop this meme

>>70441916
>Lyricist dude needs to cheer the fuck up but otherwise this ain't half bad
If you're not either depressed or excessively confident and masculine, you'll probably be shit at metal.
>>70442188
Name one country of worth in the entire world that isn't the USA. I'll wait.

>>70442188
>thisisthepricewepaysoyoucaneatsugarineurope.quote.jpg.wav

>>70441891
>our sounds and words on the album are like a huge phallus that brutally rapes every taboo concept or sanctity
What did he mean by this?

babymetal BTFO

based nergal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk21TGskpoU

>>70442250
Is it true this guy is basically a pop star in Poland

>>70442250
wtf I love Behemoth now

>>70442227
lmao

does he know that he played OzzFest

I used to really appreciate dsbm when I was younger and now it all sounds like crap to me. Explain

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>>70442273
he was a judge on their version of the voice until christcucks got him fired

>>70442315
You grew up

>>70442214

>Name one country of worth in the entire world that isn't the USA. I'll wait.

Dunno senpai, a lot of other British colonies are doing alright. Stop being a pansy.

>>70441867
only if i get trips

>>70436909
fpbp

>>70442315
non-numales grow out melodramatic whiny shit

>>70442315
>growing up let you realize DSBM is bad
What a surprise

trips for melomeal best meal

>>70442250
Based nergal Telling it like it is

RIFFS > grooves > melo > djents > atmo

>>70442358
>>70442350
>>70442321
All valid points. So what should I transition to?

>>70442250
>effete art-metal man tries to act like he's too tough for anime girls

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Any evil sounding power/thrash with DEM RIFFS and no gay vocals?

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>>70442409
RIFFS

>>70442409
See
>>70441968
Most stuff here is at least decent

>>70442406
Riffs>melo>grooves>atmo>djents

>>70442422
is this nergal in an anime?

>>70442418
go back to listening to ironic meme metal, poser

>>70442406
>>70442444
Riffs>Melo>Atmo>Groves>Djents

>>70442444
P R A I S E
R I F F S

>>70442406
What about wank

>>70436932
Wtf I hate Terminal Redux now

>>70442521
Riffs>Melo>Atmo>Groves>Wank>Djents

>>70442521
riffs>melo>grooves>atmo>wank>djents

>>70442567
>>70442583
wew

Just bought my first anal dildo
Metal for this feel?

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riffs>biff>wank>melo>grooves>atmo>djents

>>70442633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

atmo > riffs

don't care about the rest

Atmo vs riffs is the console wars of /metal/

>>70442664
ew

>>70442676
atmo doesn't belong itt, there has to be riffs for an album to be considered metal

>>70442697
Says who

>>70442695
>>70442697
fuck off

>>70437284
https://youtu.be/j1Uv4F0hAhA

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>>70441332
This is the gayest hipster shit I have ever seen

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Post non-got*burg melodeath

Riffs are like a juicy and tender roast of lamb
Atmo is a measly piece of kale

>>70442737
It's like Be'lakor but not boring

Whats the best Motorhead album?

>>70442737
>meloshit

you have to go back

>>70442787
That is the most patrician mdm album though

>>70442779
Overkill

>>70442779
their first 5

>>70442709
you fuck off, go start a dark ambient general

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>>70442644
I can't quite believe I live on a planet where this has happened

What are some good metal albums with long spoken word parts?

thoughts on this masterpiece?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5lgS8DN48

>>70442829
Necromantia - Crossing the Fiery Path

>>70442842
well judging by that cover it looks to be pretentious """"""""orthodox""""""" hipster dissoshit

>>70442842
This
>>70442880

>>70442880
Wrong.

Can someone explain what orthodox black metal is? Does it just describe DsO clones?

>>70442930
goddamn it, you're gonna summon FIFH

it's just bands that rip off DsO like you said and supposedly believe in satan as an actual being rather than the laveyan shit

>>70442644
>I unironically like this more than 90% of the bands I currently listen to

WTF is wrong with me

Does Ihsahn actually believe in Satan

>>70443075
Literally 95% of metal bands are atheist, nobody is actually dumb enough to believe in Satan

>>70443075
I like how Matt Heafy is now sucking him off to get kvlt points.

>>70443096
get behind me Satan

>>70443073
>WTF is wrong with me

you're a weeb

>>70443132
But I hate weebs, and autists, and Japan, and I'm not alt-right.

>>70442643
this
>>70442664
fuck off

>>70443234
good post, I read it

>>70442880
>cover has a naked black dude and a triangle
What did they mean by this?

>>70443302
yes but look at his legs. he gets white

makes me think of stuff...

new thread when

>>70443475
/tv/ has ruined you

>>70443535
Never I hope

>>70442842
It's not bad.

>>70442842
My friend though this was black metal AOTY
He also liked Astranoid and that Kel Valhaal album

>>70442880
"Pretentious" music isn't real.

>>70443809
How can music be real if our ears aren't real

>>70443075
he was a (((laveyan))) satanist in the 90s, i don't think he is anymore

>>70443302
well it's a triple album so i'm guessing that has something to do with the triangle

>>70442901
i looked it up, and it's atmoshit, so i was close. still nothing to see here

You are not dead
You never existed

f

That said /metal/ definitely is dead

I want to die

you first

>>70443865
this should have been the last post but you fags have to ruin everything

>>70444102
It's not as clever as you think it is. It isn't clever at all.

>>70442320
holy shit what a phony

>>70444266
he's made some top tier black and death metal albums, what have you done except be a tryhard faggot?

>>70444305
s e l l
o
u
t

>>70444305
Behemoth is overrated butt death

>>70444324
sout?

>>70442320
>Music consists of blood curdling screams and demonic growls
>celebrity voice coach and TV host

somebody needs to explain this

>>70444371
oh great another newtrip

filtered and opinion discarded

>>70442320
new metal thread

nergal sell out edition

>>70444397
>constipated angry moans
>blood curdling and demonic