TWANGY ECHO-DRENCHED GUITARS

>The xx
>twang

ummm

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A B R A S I V E V O C A L S

>>70428598
C A C O P H O N O U S

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T H E
D E E P E R
C U T S

TWITTERING HI-HATS

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SKELETAL BEATS

lol, he actually said that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ngzOddzew
(2:20 mark)

G L A M O R O U S
P I A N O S

BIG MEATY

B I G
O R C H E S T R A L
S Y N T H S

>the xx
>good
choose one

>>70431235
I choose the xx

>>70431235
I choose good music with good-looking female vocalists

HORNY BASS

>>70431247
>>70431263
They're shit, lads. you know it too, deep down. The music is fucking trash for nu-males and dumb cunt normie chicks.
I've never seen a person look more like a lesbian than the lead singer either.
They're a Tumblr band, and what I mean by that is, they gained most of their popularity through Tumblr.

Also, any band that does photo-shoots with that stupid strip lightning whilst wearing all black gimp clothes that they overpaid for, need to stop creating anything.

Imo nothing will ever top

>I C Y S Y N T H S

T R A P

I N F L U E N C E D

B E A T S
E E A T S
A A A T S
T T T T S
S S S S S

>>70432003
"Flavored"
FTFY

>>70428598
BOMBASTIC UPPITY NIGGER-INFLUENCED DRUMS

>>70428598
BIG MOIST

>>70428598
IT'S A VERITABLE TUNDRA OF GLACIAL, FROSTBITTEN SYNTHS DRAPED OVER A WARM, STEAMY DOG TURD

>>70428598
THE SPORADIC, GRATING, DISSONANT GUITARS DUEL ONE ANOTHER IN A CACOPHONY OF VIOLENCE AKIN TO THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY ROOM GROWING UP

MOM PLEASE GET UP MOM DAD GET AWAY FROM HER IM SORRY IM SORRY ILL GO BACK TO MY BED PLEASE NO MORE PLEASE DONT SHAVE MY HEAD AGAIN

>>70428598
SULTRY SAMEFAGGING GLISTENING WITH BUMPS FOR A THREAD LONG FORGOTTEN

>>70434343
kek

B O R I N G

W O A H
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W O A H
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V O C A L S

>>70431218
C L A W S
L
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S

>>70431288
Kek

>>70431848
Yeah but saying it feels good. Don't know why, but if I heard a band has icy synths I'd be all over that.

Farty drones

>>70434502
>>70434502
ROBUST FLATULENT BASS GROOVES

a TMT critic once said that when a review only describes the sound of an album it is just trying to sell the album, or prevent it from being sold. can we stop ignoring this hack with his meaningless "criticism" please

>>70431318
>>70431263
I think he was being ironic. I mean, have you seen the girl from the xx?

>>70431318
>all those buzzwords
>being this mad

>>70434671
Filtered.

>>70434745
buzzwords or not, you know it's true.
also
>mad
sensitive little girl aren't you?

>>70428598
didn't this guy shoot up a school/movie theater or something?

>>70434992
He's the most infamous domestic terrorist since Timothy McVeigh. Where have you been?

>>70431318
Lol what

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

>>70434221
kek