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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 2
Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Several dead in shooting at BPM Festival
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, Xiu Xiu, and each & every poster here
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>>70426097
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
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Thanks faithful Shitfork employee, I almost forgot to visit your site today.
*visits your site, reads some reviews while drinking my Starbucks*
There, happy to contribute to the company coffers. :^)
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Why does Pitchfork hate Joan of Arc so much? Will they finally give them a 8.0+ rating when they reissue their first album?
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>>70426530
>tfw listened to 150+ albums since christmas eve but still no gf
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>>70426530
Who is the target audience for pitchfork anymore?
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>>70426599
that have been released since christmas eve? I havent counted recently but I figure I've heard at least half that.
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>>70427591
*
but still no gf
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>>70427546
teens discovering for the first time that there's more to music than what's played on the radio
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Flaming Lips 6.2 by Stuart Berman
Kid Koala / Emiliana Torrini 6.3 by Mehan Jayasuriya
Shintaro Sakamoto 7.8 by Jesse Jarnow
The Proper Ornaments 7.4 by John S.W. MacDonald
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>>70428673
>The Flaming Lips 6.2
fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>70428698
i agree with 99.9% of the review and the score
i'm honestly surprised
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>>70428791
which 0.1% did you not agree with?
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>>70428810
I am not onboard with the lyrics of There Should be Unicorns but think the song comes into its own when Reggie Watts shows up
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>>70428827
>Reggie Watts shows up
oh shit I didnt even realize that
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