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Speed power glam

REALITY

>no edition
One job OP

SATANIZE

CRUCIFY

FEEL THE WRATH OF SUICIDE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDWyOGdPLY

shit thread so far

>no edition
>early thread

its shit

Any metal riffs that don't use fucking power chords?

>>70390418
dissoshit

Metal is finally getting good now that people who support human rights and issues like racial equality have entered the scene

>>70390403
same as all the others

>>70390418
>any metal riffs that eschew 90% of metal?

>>70390389
gets my vote for AOTY

>>70390293
A WORN-OUT SOLDIER
TOUCHED BY THEIR CONTAGION

>>70390389
epic album

I like how all it takes to get metal to turn on a band is a couple spammers just posting an image of the cover

>>70390389

Good background noise

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>>70390496
>implying

>>70390496
the funniest part is that its always systematically planned out in irc

woops who said that

The weebslam album somsone jokingly recommended last thread is actually very good aside from the vocals, I'll be bumping it at the gym tonight.
Props

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>>70390457
>Human rights
Check your privilege cis human scum, cattle lives matter.

>>70390457

Kim Kelly please leave the hall

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>>70390457
kek

If you don't listen to Albert King, B.B. King, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Howlin' Wolf, Little Richard, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson and Willie Dixon, you aren't trve

>>70390534
what's the next album that we're not going to be allowed to like?

Never ever read Youtube comments on Metallica vids unless you want your brain to implode from the stupidity.

>>70390593
put your trip back on witchfinder

>>70390601
youll find out soon

>>70390610
Listening to Metallica alone will mush one's brain due to its dull mediocrity

>>70390601
hopefully something which actually sucks this time like cattle decap, that way i can join in

>>70390650
t. """"""""enlightened""""""""""""""""""metal patron""""""""""

i have finally realization of the metal !
did you have the album that one is very popular but then next is very hate ?
it happening every time on metal
it happening every time so easy on metal you can predict every time
it happening every time . . . because metal is not good !
finally there is peace

>>70390673
that already happened newfag, you can't post cattle decap without getting inundated with shitposts

>>70390707
Is this some new wave of avant-garde Romanian shitposting?

>>70390707
Excellent pasta

>>70390610

Why are you watching Metallica vids to begin with, faggot?

>>70390520
>metal album
>cover is pink

I want all of the blue-haired, tumblr-browsing, fatass blacked.com loving cucks who care about minorities and women to get the FUCK out of metal

>>70390544
shit album

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>be a metal head
>spend most your time listening to 80s soft rock

>>70390800
WE'RE SO FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

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>>70390246
Great album

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>>70390817
>he doesn't like the colour pink
Nice try but you can't hide the fact that you suck dick behind an internet tough guy facade

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Master of Puppets [Elektra, 1986]

I feel a distinct generation gap between myself and this music, not because my weary bones can't take its power and speed, but because I was born too soon to have had my dendrites rewired by progressive radio. The momentum of this band can be impressive, and as with most fast metal (as well as some sludge metal), they seem to have acceptable political motivations--antiwar, anticonformity, even anticoke. Fine. Problem is, the revolutionary heroes I envision aren't male chauvinists too naive to know better, they're not Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian, all flowing hair and huge pecs. That's the image Metallica calls up, and I feel no more entitled to summon their strength of my own free will than I am the 1812 Overture's. B-

...And Justice For All [Elektra, 1988]

Problem isn't that it's more self-aware than Puppets, which is inevitable when your stock-in-trade is compositions rather than songs. Problem is that it's also longer than Puppets, which is inevitable when your stock-in-trade is compositions rather than songs. Just ask Yes. C+

Metallica [Elektra, 1991] *bomb*

Load [Elektra, 1996]

The good thing about being old is that I'm neither wired to like metal nor tempted to fake it. Just as I suspected, these Johnny-come-latelies-meet-the-new-boss-same-as-the-old-boss-es can no more do grunge than they can double-ledger bookkeeping. Grunge simply isn't their meter. So regardless of what riff neatniks think, this is just a metal album with the songs shortened and the tempos slowed, which is good because it concentrates their chops, and bad because it also means more singing, which they can't. C+

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>>70390820
>be a metalhead
>spend most of your time listening to shitty pop
idgaf

>>70390880
>cringegau

why do people think that spamming cuckgau's """"""reviews""""" in EVERY FUCKING THREAD is funny?
is it autism?

Give me some evil and doomy sludge/post

>>70390880
He's absolutely right

>>70390719
>you can't post cattle decap without getting inundated with shitposts
yeah sorry i wouldnt know because i dont listen to gay shit like cattle decap

>>70390914
Probably because it gets a rise out of mealfags.

>>70390922
I can't rec you any post-metal that isn't buttmetal though

>>70390968
I doubt anyone takes the senile old fart seriously, it's just casual shitposting from all angles

>>70390859
I'll pound your ass faggot

>>70390925
I agree. Load is objectively shit.

>>70390914
his texts are the closest /metal/ gets to actually talking about music
this is a failing of /metal/

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>>70390817
>metal album
>cover is pink

A feminist approach to extreme metal would start with the organisation of bands and shows. It’s important to have more groups with female members in central roles – there are already plenty of bands entirely made up of dudes. And not only women, but people of colour and LGBT people as well; all of these groups are massively under-represented because they fall outside the genre’s white, male, straight, cissexual norm. Intersectional feminism ought to mean centralising not only female voices, but also those of women (and men) of colour, as well as trans people and/or gender-non-conformists. In addition, there needs to be an effort to make shows more welcoming to these groups. I’ve heard too many stories from female friends about sensing an unwelcoming atmosphere, or even outright hostility, at metal and punk shows. When race enters the mix, this feeling only increases. Laina Dawes highlights this in What Are You Doing Here?: A Black Woman’s Life and Liberation in Heavy Metal: “sexual and racial stereotyping and threats of physical harm can limit the participation of black women fans. (…) Some of the women I talked to… were fearful of being at the receiving end of racial slurs or getting physically attacked”4. It’s on us white, male, straight metal fans to make sure shows are inclusive and welcoming to people who might not fit the stereotypical image of a metalhead.

>>70390922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=autEkrH6pPs

>>70391047

For example, >>70391113

I don't see much music discussion there.

>>70391139

As well as demographics, the themes and content of metal could be adjusted to accompany feminist consciousness. In the Post-Zeitgeist blog piece “Extremity in Metal”, the author offers a potential model for reconfiguring the “extreme” aspect of metal: “To me, true shock, true extremity should deeply unseat more than an individual’s taste or stomach. In fact, I would argue that it is not necessary for extremity or shock to be negative”5. Simply by presenting alternatives to established discourses, intersectionalist feminism welded to metal extremity could potentially shock listeners into questioning the patriarchal organisation of the genre. Wouldn’t metal with explicitly feminist lyrics and presentation- that reflected reality by including the perspectives of women, LGBT persons and people of colour- rekindle a sense of the danger metal once possessed?

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>>70391113
>>70391183
>feminism

>>70390859
>>70391094
The majority of the cover is black though. Unlike the cover of deafheaven's indierock album.

>>70391183
>Wouldn’t metal with explicitly feminist lyrics and presentation- that reflected reality by including the perspectives of women, LGBT persons and people of colour- rekindle a sense of the danger metal once possessed?
Feminism isn't edgy

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I'm not really a metal fan, but I listend to this yesterday and thought it was pretty good.

Any recs for similar?

>>70391326
thats a meme album idiot

>>70391326
Meme album

>>70391326

Blind Guardian, Gamma Ray

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what's some more nu-male/hipster/pleb metal in the same vein?

>>70391342
you sounded so cool then

>>70391342
>>70391366
Elaborate

>>70391113
>>70391183
is this thinkpiece from metalsucks or noisey?

>>70391369
cult of fire

>>70391342
Define a meme album for me.

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>>70391369
have you tried Neurosis

>>70391390
this, can't believe that ep got hyped here maybe 25% of it was black metal

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>>70391369
Say no more senpai

>>70390922
Potop - Channels
Vocalist sounds like he's posessed by demons
>>70391114
Not him but this is great, strong drum sound

>>70391417
yeah it's atmoshit for people who refuse to admit they like atmoshit, just like later mgła

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>>70391416
they're actually good though, i've yet to see a nu-male in real life that likes them

>>70391326
Gamma Ray - Heading for Tomorrow

>>70390880
>I feel no more entitled to summon their strength of my own free will than I am the 1812 Overture's

Metallica a suck and all that, but how the fuck is this guy a respected writer? What even is that? I don't feel, of my own free will, entitled to summon their strength? Of my own free will? Entitled? This is a textbook case of a stupid person condescending to slightly stupider people.

>>70391342
>>70391366
>retards on /mu/

I feel like I should be less surprised.

>>70391391
meme is something gets passed around so much that it looses its quality, I guess it sort of applies here.

>>70391542
You can't really take cuckgau's opinion on anything seriously, he feels threatened and sexually frustrated by anything slightly masculine because it reminds him of being unpopular with girls and getting bullied in high school

> I was never an Elvis Presley fan when I was a kid. In fact, I couldn't stand him. As it happened, I heard "Don't Be Cruel" three or four times before I learned Elvis was singing it, and once I had admitted to myself that I was hooked on that song, it was no real sacrifice to extend my reluctant enthusiasm to "All Shook Up." But I never understood the excitement over "Heartbreak Hotel"--I considered the Stan Freberg parody exceedingly witty--and refused to even listen to "Hound Dog" or "Love Me Tender." Can it be that I was the only American under age sixteen who wasn't shaken by that seismic pelvic power? Bob Dylan lived for Elvis, and I thought he was just another greaseball.

>Of course, he really was a greaseball, which was why I didn't like him--he reminded me of every rock who ever threatened to beat me up. All of his musical contemporaries were faintly comic, and most of them were black. They had no real connection to me. I loved Jerry Lee Lewis's records, but I wasn't really shocked, much less inspired, when he married a cousin who was younger than I was--that was the kind of thing crazy people from Louisiana did--and I laughed and laughed the first time I saw Fats Domino on television, because he was wearing what looked like high-top basketball sneakers, dazzling white, with white crepe soles an inch thick. Elvis was different. Like a lot of straight and scared-shitless adolescent males, I must have been jealous of his effect on girls, and perhaps I gained some cachet in my own mind by dissenting from such blanket popularity. But it was simpler than that. He was real, almost like guys I knew, and he frightened me a little.

>>70391596
but the quality doesn't change though does it, so it's pointless calling something a meme album.

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I feel like this would be considered cuck music but I like it. Screamo vocals are an interesting change of pace in metal, and while I don't usually like melodic guitar work it's very nice here, very melancholy sound. Gives a sense of movement to the songs since they're pretty similar otherwise and it would be easy for it to end up sounding monotonous

>>70391473
"nu-males" are a meme

>>70391657
the cover and band name tell me that this is nu-male atmoshit

>>70391669
>

It's funny how they never deny it

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>>70390544
not to mention our feathered martyrs

>>70391636
>Fats Domino will never steal your poodle skirt wearing girlfriend at the malt shop and pour an egg cream on your head and laugh at you
Why even live

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>>70391669
>yeah guys cmon nu-males are just a 4chan meme right? this is just what what all men look like nowadays

>>70391657
>I feel like this would be considered cuck music
>I like it
Makes sense

Good album fr though. For some reason I thought they were Japanese until recently. Maybe it's the vocals, they remind me of Envy and those bands

>>70391712

designer hipster sweater... $250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95KabBPNRk
What type of metalkino is this

>>70391542
Christgau doesn't like melodramatic or fantastical music. He's basically saying he can't empathize with Metallica just like he can't with classical music; he often says that he dislikes metal and classical for similar reasons

I have no idea what your criticism is, because all you did is repeat the phrases he used with incredulous question marks

>>70391636
Is he Jewish?
just asking because this comes off as incredibly neurotic

>>70391761
go away cuckgau dickrider

>>70390914
newfags think that 4chan is a wonderland of spamming epic memeys, so they come here to take part in the grand performance. Maybe positive reinforcement from other newfags gets them stuck in this mindset and they become permanent cancer?

>>70391416
meme band

>>70391692
Nah

>>70391416
GOAT album

>>70391876
meme post

>>70391761
My criticism is that it makes no sense. If I say I dislike the 1812 overture, okay. If I tell you that I am not entitled to summon its strength I guess I mean that I'm not 'allowed' to like it because I'm not an appropriate person to listen to music by a historical foreigner writing about things that were historical and foreign to him. Which is stupid. If I specify that the above moronic sentence only pertains when it's 'of my free will' then I am making next to no sense at all. What's the alternative - to be forced to feel unentitled? The man does not know what words mean.

>>70391787
since I've actually read a lot of Christgau and understand his opinions, I don't feel threatened when he criticizes my precious metal albums and I don't feel the need to lash out impotently at his writing style

mean age of this general: 13

>>70391930
Too high

G O O D T H R E A D

Just kill this general

G O O D T H R E A D

>>70391971
It was doomed from the start
newfags shouldn't OP generals

>>70391928
but for some reason you feel the need to spam his reviews in the thread for metal fans

>>70391391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica_discography

>>70391473
they're literally nu-male metal though

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>>70391326
Blind Guardian's earlier albums are a goldmine, my dude. Check them out, asap!

>>70390246
My dudes, I'm planning to remove myself from this site during the week to see if it will benefit me, so I'll only post during the weekends, in case I'll be able to actually remove my exposure to this site, of course. Ergo, I'll shill Riffside Journey during the weekends and won't shitpost here much, sorry to say.

ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO

GUILLOTINE

YAH

ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO ZIGO

>>70392032
explain why

>/int/ is imploding another thread for once

nice

>>70391783
No he's actually not Jewish, he's of German ancestry and his parents were huge fundie Christians.

>>70392035
nice blog post

>>70392027
meme post
>>70392051
business as usual i see!

>>70392045
1) boring
2) genre: nu-male sludge

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>>70391113
I cant possibly imagine how much of a fag you have to be to write this and mean it.

>>70392051
what makes you think /int/ has anything to do with this? /metal/ has been shit for the past year

>>70392074
not an argument

>>70392072
Don't worry anon, you'll see me on these threads every friday/saturday/sunday, if I don't die that is.

>>70392101
>not an argument
not an argument

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This general needs R I F F therapy

>>70392074
>nu-male because nu-male
Tautology: the post

>>70392130
>arghoshit

>>70392130
the only reason this band isn't considered nu-male metal is because they're racist. their riffs are boring as fuck

>>70392130
meme album

>>70392130
post big boy riffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDkTZ2YMpI

>>70392130
>Decent death/thrash but they're racist lmao

>>70392146
here are the subgenres of sludge metal:
>classic sludge:
eyehategod
iron monkey
leechmilk
>buttrock sludge
acid bath
melvins
crowbar
>hipster sludge
mastodon
kylesa
baroness
>nu-male sludge
the body
isis
primitive man
neurosis

/metal/ died with deathmetalshareguy

>>70392101
you what? theyre in another thread right now.

>>70392224
actually there was a short increase in quality after he left. less faggy core, weebshit and politics

Hi guys, I haven't been in this general and 4chan in a few months, have things got any better?

>>70390246
Great album OP
Can we all agree new Meshuggah was disappointing
Even Koloss was better

>>70392162
>>70392199
>racist
but they're not
http://www.tartareandesire.com/interviews/arghoslent.html

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>>70391473
>>70391416
>Neurosis

>>70392282
You always post the same image, go back to glam and slam posting you shitter

>>70391761
Noel Gallagher also said he dislikes metal because "It's nothing but fuckin' nihilism."

>>70392282
not an argument

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>>70392305
>Neurosis

>>70392265
I remember a few days after he left the weebs got bullied so hard that they never came back either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-7tP4EP08

Memes aside, this guy is really good for his advanced age.

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>>70392272
Forgot my trip

Also Pic related was AOTY

>>70392360
kill yourself

>>70391761
>He's basically saying he can't empathize with Metallica

He's saying he agrees with their political message, but he doesn't like their tough guy image.

>>70392305
>>70392325
>Gojira, Cattle Decap, and Neurosis. All extreme metal, and all different.

>>70392348
yeah it was nice

>>70392355
not metal

>>70392368
Glad you haven't forgot about me

Also I noticed share threads got better so I don't need to spam them anymore

>>70392355
Yeah playing in your 80s can be tough. Chuck Berry has been shit for at least 20 years now and Scotty Moore had to give up entirely in his last couple of years because of arthritis.

>>70392398
>Glad you haven't forgot about me
;^)

Why'd you leave for so long anyway?

>>70391925
well, the longer I look at it, the more it seems like you might be right that "entitled" is a pretty obtuse word choice. I read it as "entitled (by the music)", as if he's saying that the music doesn't confer its own "revolutionary power" upon him because it's too fantastical and removed from the real world. On the other hand, he thinks punk rock and similar stuff is more connected with the real world, so it has more meaning to him

probably not a good word choice though, yeah. But for the most part, that review is a good example of his ability to condense a lot of thought into very few words, which is his specialty
>>70392003
I don't know why you think I'm one of the xgau spammers

>>70392360
>>70392420
>this faggot is back

will this be the nail in the coffin for this general? i hope so

>>70392319
>taking anything a Gallagher brother says seriously

>>70392420
I already told you I got sick of shitposting and my counter shitposting didn't work

It looks like it didn't get any better though

>>70392436
"I admire metal's brutality, obsessiveness, and integrity, but I cannot stand its delusions of grandeur, nor the way it misapprehends reactionary notions of gentility."

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>>70391326
Seven Keys part 1 plus pic related.

>>70392223
i think 4chan has rotted your brain

>>70392485
meme album

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"Heavy metal is the most conservative form of music there is. Not even a high school gym teacher could get that many people to all dress the same."

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Why do they release new album every year when it's always the same shit

Enshine does the space chugcore way better

>>70392522
Metal is pretty conformist desu

>>70392522
Fuckin jelly fag

>>70392522
keep Portland weird!!!

It helps if you understand that most music critics see punk as dangerous and edgy and metal/prog as being rooted around foo-foo Tolkien fantasies.

>>70392537
>Why do they release new album every year when it's always the same shit
So they can be in the top 10 of RYM for a week

>>70392223
What's the difference between hipster and nu-male

Also Mastodon are dudebro band

>>70392520
>meme
Aside from the village, it's one of the best Maiden albums to date, you fucking idiot.

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>>70392473
>gentility

>>70392537
>Why do they release new album every year when it's always the same shit

Never stopped AC/DC.

DADROCK
FUCKING
SUCKS
STOP
POSTING
IT

>>70392561
They didn't even get to the top because of Pain of Salvation

>>70392570
i knew he was jewish

>>70392562
so who actually likes mastodon? i've been told they're for hipsters, nu-males, and now chad dudebros

>>70392570
Kys weeb

>>70392604
They are probably the most popular new band of the 00s

>>70392583
t. nu-male

>>70392583
t. /mu/tard

kys everyone, thanks :)

>>70392640
they're big but i'd say opeth, slipknot, or lamb god are the most popular

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>>70392615
a-ah! I'm sorry...

>184 replies
>35 posters
really makes you think

>>70392682
Opeth and Slipknot are from the 90s

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>>70392583
What about grandparock?

>>70392735
makes me think djentshareguy needs a new hobby

>>70392738
Blackwater Park came out in 2001 you tool

>>70392735
that's almost twice as much as we usually get

>>70392754
I play CS GO or Overwatch almost every day

>>70392760
But their debut did not

>>70392780
>But their debut did not
Nobody cared about Opeth outside of Scandinavia until Blackwater Park

This thread sucks.

Daily Reminder: NEW ABIGOR IS SOON AT OUR GRAPS

>>70392853
>washed up dad black
lmao who cares

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>>70392837
Agreed
No one even talks about Haken

Solutions to improve /metal/

1. Ban all Christgau spam
2. Ban all entry level dadmetal
3. Require threads to have a proper subject header

>>70392915
define dad metal

>>70392830
nobody cares about Opeth at all anyway

>>70392935
power and heavy metal

>>70392937
(not true by the way)

>>70392993
so glam is safe?
phew

>>70393018
glam is MILF metal because only stupid whore bitch sluts and Freddie Mercury faggots listen to that girly metal

>>70393008
well, maybe if you consider dumb proge fans as actual human beings...

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>>70392993
faggot

>>70393018
leave glam for gays

>>70393045
>Opeth
>proge
Kys

why the fuck do people keep shilling glam in these threads?

read the title

"METAL GENERAL"

make a new general for rock bands

>>70393008
Why does Opeth get such praise? I like prog death, but they're just boring to me

>>70393087
>opeth
>not proge
ok then :^)

So glam is the latest meme to shitpost about

>>70393110
Kek who made this

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>>70393109
fuck off

>>70393110
i'm not sure what this comic is trying to prove, but it seems like extra evidence of slayer's eternal superiority

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>>70390880
>he actually recognizes that Load/ReLoad is Metallica trying to be Alice in Chains

>>70392417
>Scotty Moore had to give up entirely in his last couple of years because of arthritis

He invented metal guitar on Hound Dog, incidentally. :^)

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>>70391113
>be a black trans woman from nigger africa
>want more people you relate toto go with to things you like
>don't actually go to these things
>write about how some sort of vaguely defined collective should make it more accessible for people like you

I don't get it. These people have all opportunity to start organizing gigs for transmetal bands or host shows in areas with mixed demographics, but they keep writing blogposts instead.

Are the comments and likes actually better than achieving something?

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>>70393264
Correct.

Fucking fake-ass fucks. Kurt Cobain wasn't fooled by them and Pearl Jam one bit.

>>70393109
shitposting flavor of the month

>>70393349
>transmetal

aeaeHEUAEHUAHUEAUHEUAHEHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BShZtwwpaCY

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>>70391183
>“extreme” aspect of metal
>a sense of the danger metal once possessed

>explicitly feminist lyrics

these people have literally no idea what they are saying are they? Through context one can decipher they're implying feminist lyrics could 'wake up' people who have grown accustomed to typical metal lyrics, but they're literally calling their ideology dangerous and extreme.

>>70392915
Dadmetal fucking rocks.

what's the metal equivalent of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gRESh4iyfs

>>70393428
>>>/reddit/

I have the worst headache I've had in a long time.
Metal for this feel?

>>70393390
>listens to Deicide once
>listens to Entombed once

literally worse than actual tranny metal would be imo

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Sigh...

The more I learn about this show the more I feel like it's going to suck. This opening band calls themselves "BM". As for Mayhem, they really seem like just a cover band with shitty sound nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7r0qu51KM

life is overrated

>>70393550
Considering going to the Montreal show.
Should I?

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>>70393538

>>70393550
why is mayhem even still touring
literally who is even in the lineup now

>>70393550

Whos actually still in mayhem when they wrote DMDS?

>>70393581
Don't know but I'd be surprised if it hasn't sold out yet. I'm going to the Chicago show a week from today, too bad Inquisition isn't going on first because then I'd just leave after they were done. I'll probably hang outside and smoke until Black Anvil is done.

reminder that SNORRE is an ayyyy lmao
he killed euro with a laser beam and framed varg

>>70392874
You, obviously, since you bothered to reply.

>>70393633
>>70393653
Jesus this general lacks even the most basic knowledge of major bands. There's 3 out of 4 of the original members left unless you count Varg but who the fuck does he's irrelevant on all levels.

>>70393633
Attila-Vox
Necrobutcher-Bass
Hellhammer-Drums
Teloch- Guitar
Ghul - Guitar

>>70392417
Shredders really pay the price down the road. I play guitar and sometimes now my left hand feels like one big glob of Indian rubber with shooting and tingling pain coming and going. It's not just the finger motion, it's also from draping your arm over the body of the guitar and causing nerve damage all the way up to your shoulder blade. Not fun. I recently saw Brian Setzer in concert and he was shaking out his left hand a couple of times during every solo. A lot of shredders get it so bad they have to soak their forearms in trays of ice water before every concert or the hand just freezes up. Playing an instrument is a sport and like all sports injuries are a very real part of it

since when does Suicide Silence sounds like Akercocke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQgMTuyjATk

>>70393633
>>70393653
Literally the classic and most important members you fucking mongs

>>70393796
>most important members
dead is dead though

>>70393789
>Suicide Silence sounds like Akercocke
worst bait all day

>>70393550
desu I haven't seen what they look like live the last couple years, but Attila likes to put on a good show. Teloch is a good guitarist too, judging by their last album

>>70393789
were they ever good to begin with

>>70393538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0

>>70393430

Meow Mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2Wg0Q-TS8

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He does put on a good show but all their recent footage makes them look like Watain. Too many torches and costumes and gorey props. That stuff doesn't add any value or immersion to the experience of music for me.

This is the proper way to perform any metal, to be frank.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mWHlSzWd0
truth

>>70393824
>>70393927
meant to quote you

>>70393938
There's nobody I want to punch in the face harder

>>70393970
Not even Christgau?

>>70393736
I thought Teloch left recently.

>>70393992
oh maybe not

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more like "meh"shuggah

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More like me'succ'ah

MUH SUGAR

Meshuggah ?? It's gay. . .

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more like mesh"oogah"

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What are some metal albums celebrating black history and heritage in honor of MLK day?
Bonus points for tribal influence

>>70394213
Devil Is Fine

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>>70394213
my sugar

>>70392522
A punk chastising people for dressing like the rest of the members of their subculture is pretty damn hypocritical TBQH senpai

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>tfw even a C-grade Morbid Angel album is an A for most bands

>>70394226
not metal

>>70394244
This album is one of their better works.

>>70393115

>why do people like things i don't like

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transcedental

>>70394412
because they have shit taste

>>70393581
same but I don't want to get tear-gassed like what happened at Graveland in November

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>>70394213
there's only one

>>70394213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0

I find it ironic that classic and underground bands and albums are called "memes" when actual meme bands like Cradle of Filth and Children of Bodom and actual meme albums like Big Fat Box of Shit aren't mentioned anymore

>>70394648
that's because newfags just call things memes to defend their bad taste now

>I saw it walking lonely down the street
>Cool like a cat and like a crazy dream
>I'm looking twice again and can't believe
>It turned around and then it looked at me
>I thought "oh, no" it really couldn't be
>It was a man and was a woman too
>He's a woman
>She's a man

>I think it really came from far away
>I'm feeling hypnotised, I have to stay
>It takes my hand and says come on let's go
>We're going home there's nothing more to say
He starts to move she starts to play
>I need a body, why not you?
>He's a woman
>She's a man

What did they mean by this?

post underrated NWOBHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8WS8BQ1Oq0

Meme album of course meaning "Anything I don't like."

>>70394991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhjQKY18sEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUywRfKu5Qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdEfuf6NC-A

>>70395070
>>70394991
Count how many riffs Metallica stole from these songs.

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what's some objectively shit music?
pic very related

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>>70394991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii4Mxlq_u7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQF8Im6clfw

>>70395146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=863fYC-Mb_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjnwOVaI7V8

>>70395148
generic "core" bands

>>70395196
that's objectively good music

>>70391712
Gross clothes, nice crib.

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SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g4V0mUIrVM

>>70395194
Since Metallica have played Diamond Head covers on a regular basis, it's not as if they're denying it.

>>70395389
>tfw Hell and Satan touring together

explain to me the appeal of black metal, because i just dont see it

>>70394991
>>70395070
tokyo blade - night of the blade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qvupluToA

Total Iron Maiden ripoff but I love it

>>70395435
Well, you have to wear a lot of black eyeliner and lipstick...

>>70393370
They were the best grunge band though

>>70391712
Ok who is this fucking person and why do I get so mad every time I look at his pictures?

>>70395148
glam

>>70395435
it's when your music taste is so bad, that there is an entire genre dedicated to making garbage

>>70395435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmkJAl96BU

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Anyone care to rec anything similar to albums in pic related? also, let's get some charts going

>>70395435
spoopy keyboards

>>70395478
nice falseflagging

fuck off with that shit

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>>70395465
GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT

>>70395516
nah

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https://warmaster.bandcamp.com/album/blood-dawn-3
great Bolt Thrower worship, check it out

>>70395465
Kys

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post metal for thinking men

>>70395605

New thread

New
>>70395604

>>70395615
>>70395619
Jesus

What a mindjob

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Pic related was terrific

>>70395652
Use the Powerman 5000 thread; it was made first.

>>70395673
>47
>44
le confused black man with question marks dot png

>>70394991
https://youtu.be/6UHuBugwz1c

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>>70395603
Only for people with over 130 iq

>>70390389
AOTY

>>70395665
You have horrible taste. That album was tedious as fuck to listen to

>>70395941
OK

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do these guys count as metal, or are they more of a rock band ?

pic related is a pretty album though, so is welcome to sky valley

>>70396177
stoner rock but it's the best damn stoner rock

>>70396177
Id consider them metal. They are one of my favorite bands of all time oddly enough since I dont listen to the stoner rock/metal genre. Any other bands like them?