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Glam

striborg

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Post 2017 releases.

This isn't doing much for me teebeeaych

Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

xasthur

>>70378500
Does anybody else think the horns on this sound like utter shit?

striborg

reminder that "stribros" are gay faggots and I could beat them up

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Who /weird/ here

T H I S I S H U H
W O W

>>70378635
I'll beat the shit out of you Scott.

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>>70378639
>technical deathcore

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Can I get some recs for Jazzy/Proggy core with no (or minimum) djenting?

>>70378583
In your opinion

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>>70378554
New Dumal is pretty good, a lot of great riffs.

>>70378583
nice pasta

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What are yall listening to?

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Is it possible to obtain this legally?

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>>70378942
who /fetus/ here?

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POST RIFFS IF YOU WANNA STAY ON MY THREAD

>>70378962
amazon has a copy for 854 dollaroos

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>>70378942

>>70378583
True, to an extent. Definitely have been more than 12 good albums since 1993, though

>>70379022
i'm not nearly that richfag.

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POST EM LADS, UNLESS YOUR SCARED

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>>70379191

>>70378681
chon

Rec me some mid paced blackened death metal with sick riffs please

>>70379251
Know 'em. They're pretty good.

iron regan is playing in my city next month and my chick wants to go, is it worth the 15 bucks?

>>70378583
>Only 12 good albums have been released since then
This ruins the bait

>>70379226
You got some gay shit there

>>70379294
it's pretty fun if you don't mind crossover

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>>70379191
>going through all my old punk shit
you caught me at a bad time anon

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Early black metal Behemoth is much better then death metal Behemoth.

>when you find out your next door neighbour released a weebgrind album

metal for this feel?

>>70379226
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

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>>70379191
lel

>>70379516
his album obviously

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>>70379191
>>70379492
well yeah

>>70378972
ye waiting on that new album

new kreator album in less than 2 weeks
rev up those hype thrusters

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>>70379191

How long before Varg puts his guitar up on Ebay?

>>70380068
When ever he runs out of soil for his hugelkulturs

Help a noob out. Im not completely uninitiated. All that remains, Killswitch, In Flames so ive got a good base. If we were gonna get heavy tho my only experience I enjoy is Agalloch-Watchers Monolith. Any entry level heavy stuff you could throw at me?

>>70380179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3UV2YbAIWM
Published on Jan 9, 2017

>>70380179
Merzbow - Pulse Demon

>>70380179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgNRdYZ3iK8

>>70380212
Not my first rodeo.

>>70380212
dont even think about it

>>70378754
I'm halfway through and this is pretty cool

>>70380179
Try Dissection

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>>70378500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fcvZ9X45F4
Minor segment of the population
Forcing their agenda upon our nation
Suppressing the truth, never allowing debate
Irrational logic I fucking hate
How can one put the unborn to death,
But oppose capital punishment?
Ri-god-damn-diculous hypocrites
Sick mother fucking degenerates

We gotta stop this hypocrisy
Liberal nonsense, socialist schemes
Undermined by Bolsheviks
Rid us of this Plague of Shit

Faggot Bolshevik (3x)
Leftist piece of shit

Faggy leftist artistic culture
Stalking the weak like a sadistic vulture
Seizing the chance to swoop in and kill
The spirit of ancient Europe's will
Limp-wristed, henpecked faggot fucks
Loud-mouthed, murderous leftist cunts
Sick degenerate left-wing vice
To build their communist paradise

We gotta stop this depravity
Get back some sense of decency
Undermined by Bolsheviks
Rid us of this Plague of Shit

Faggot Bolshevik (3x)
Fuck you communist

You want a world that will never exist
Forcing your views, we will resist!
Your SICK, SICK life of reckless free will
Onward we march, march to kill

KILL! the tyranny of the dumb
KILL! the leftist scum
KILL! the tyranny of the dumb
Fuck your revolution

Misleading the youth with lies and deceit
Bashing dead white males and all their beliefs
Portraying white culture as corrupted with greed
Rewriting history to suit your own needs
Fuck your cultural diversity
Fuck your leftist universities
Fuck your lies about the spread of A.I.D.S.
Fuck you and your faggot ways

We gotta stop this treachery
Reclaim our cultural identity
Undermined by Bolsheviks
ANNIHILATE this Plague of Shit

Faggot Bolshevik (3x)
Leftist piece of shit

What are some bands with cool and ideally inexpensive merch? I find it a much better way to support the artists because I feel like a retard paying money for digital files, but still want to show my appreciation and rep them.

Listening to the new Oranssi Pazuzu and really digging it. Wasn't crazy about their first album but I only listsned to like half of it, maybe I need to go back and try again.

>>70380511
>I feel like a retard paying money for digital files
I like you

>>70380511
>I feel like a retard paying money for digital files
or you could just get over it

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Hi /metal/ I don't usually come to /mu/ but I think this is the right place to be

I'm basically the gayest dude ever, all I think about it sex with men

Is it true that black metal is for me?

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>>70380179

>>70380511
fucking jew ever heard of a tip jar?

>>70380511
Buy physical releases then.

>>70380654
Yes.

>>70380511
buy tapes

>>70380745
literally why

I kind of accidentally ordered one a few days ago and now I have no fucking idea what I'm going to do with it. Literally why do these things exist?

>>70380766
buy tapes

>>70380777
yeah I just said I did

>>70380766
>I kind of accidentally ordered one a few days ago and now I have no fucking idea what I'm going to do with it

look at this moron

>>70380787
yeah, you buy tapes

>>70380766
Are you retarded?

>>70380788
what you've never done something stupid?

I don't listen to a lot of metal but I really like Weedeater. Can someone recommend similar bands

>>70380803
No, why?

>>70380819
Just curious.

>>70380811
We have charts for this, I'm sure.

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this album is 200% fun

>>70380872
That filename says otherwise.

>>70380654
Power Metal is too.

>>70380872
>memecore

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>>70379191

>>70380911
>power metal
>gay
poseur detected

>>70380567
(Reporting in again)
Jeez, the screeching synths (?) on Hypnotisoitu viharukous are very cool. Nice balance of insane high-energy stuff and creepy psychedelic sections.

>>70380654
>>70380911
>>70380954
All metal is gay except funk metal.

>>70380968
How'd you like the xylophones?

>>70380968
Those syncopated trap beats really added flavor to the record over all. I'd give it a Light 8.

>>70380981
You mean blood metal

>Went to Taco Bell and dropped an extra two bucks on a Baja Blast but it was very watered down and gross
Metal for this feel?

>>70380567
Saturaatio and Vasemman are bangers

>>70381121
https://youtu.be/2XTI3hIGCTk

>>70378962
I own this

>>70381121
There is literally no worse feel in this world.

>>70381393
Having one nostril close up entirely when you lay down is pretty shit.

>>70381074
what the fuck is that

>>70381584
You've been memed, lad

>>70379283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bra7QG4Ffgg&t=178s
>2:58

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>>70381440
I'm not the only one?

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>>70381639

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>>70379283
https://veterdaemonaz.bandcamp.com/album/v-trivmph

>>70381870
Memes are for posers

listnin 2 this
https://youtu.be/cdZLSlLmf9Y
feel like burning somthin

>>70381899
r u also thinkin about thos Beans?

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>>70378554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNzZmVovgc

It's not fully out yet but this is what I'm stoked for in February apart from Immolation

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How do I get a gf who likes metal and/or spooky things

>>70382836
Look for one who looks spooky

>>70380925
>adavaitic songs
muh nigga

I need some really angry, pissed off metal right as soon as possible /metal/.

Anyone have some bestial black metal that emphasizes a burly, crunchy bass guitar tone? I'm thinking like Diocletian's Gesundrian (especially the intro to Steel Jaws) or Phosphore Blanc's Xenophobos.

>>70382836
go dig through the retard bin that is /x/, last I checked (2009ish) it was actually pretty high f/m ratio

>>70382836
Protip: don't date in the scene you're a part of. Get a girlfriend and ease her into your interests.

>>70383020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RelR85j09XY

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stop torturing animals

>>70383020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVBterqfn4

>>70380925
>MBDTF
nice

>>70383020
ROTNS

>>70379521

>two lightning bolt albums
>best dead Kennedy's album

pretty good taste.

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>>70378681

Try some jazzy grindcore

>>70383109

Is that the Texas Thrasher singing?

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>>70378554

>>70378614
glad i'm not the only one.

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>>70378554
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Enbilulugugal/21740

>>70383549
ex dee

someone post the new Sloth now

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>>70383563

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>>70383020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qETYenbPNg

>>70383632
Thanks, this is neat.

>>70383574
Kek
Do they browse /v/

>>70379028
>DUDE CRASSE LMAO

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>>70383574
is Toobie /metal/-aproved?

>>70378681
Check out Exivious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7P4IFMFx2s

>>70383818
>CRASSE
What?

>>70384011
it's French of "filth"
Diapsiquir use that word all the fucking time

>>70384018
so this image is about what genre is the greater cancer?

>>70384080
this made me kek, thanks.

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>>70378639
go weird or go home

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Post prog or tech shit that isn't pure wank and is actually musical

>>70384117
Plini

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>>70384117

>>70384117
Blotted Science is pretty fucking wanky dude
Entertainingly so though

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Why are Russians so good at black metal?

>>70378972
Fuck the baby, let it die

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>>70378942

>>70384117
that jarzombek guy

>>70384247

I dunno man, I sorta know what you mean but I think it has some groove to it. When I think of wank that just isn't musical or enjoyable to listen to I my mind immediately goes to Gorguts Obscura.

>>70384117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wniXxeTJlyM

>>70384345

They even make wank faces when they play.

>>70384259

because their national history can be summed up with the phrase "and then it got worse".

>>70378681
It's actually kind of difficult to find Jazzy prog without any djent in their sound
I can only think in 1980, Diagonal, Hamooja, Panzerballet, The Aristocrats, T.R.A.M., Trioscapes...

>>70384441
Oh, and also Mörglbl, which are more similar to Blooted Science and Spastic Ink

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mostly gook shit

>>70384685
>no baby metal

what are you doing

with your life

I'm new to thrash, what are some essential bands besides big 4 and the other big 4?

>>70384791

Who are the "other big 4"?

In any case, try out Kreator, Coroner and Heathen

>>70378500
https://youtu.be/mXIyPGVHJZ4

mate from thy homeland

>>70384791
Hypnosia
Nocturnal Breed

>>70384833
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Big%20Four%20of%20Thrash

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>>70378942
mountain metal

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Name a more ROCK'N'ROLL metal album than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf8hfM8IReA

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>>70384958
Ez

>>70385035
True that, Quincy The Pigboy is pretty rock'n'roll.

>>70378614
they really do.

way to fuck up their big gimmick

>>70382836
watch horror movies on a dates

>>70384117
Ziltoid 2 is literally a musical

>>70385237
and its even worse than that. He's unbelievably yelling Help me please! as he runs by.

>>70385237
Arghoslent - Quelling the simian surge

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post album covers that really gets your noggin joggin

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>>70385500

>>70385500
>tfw no portable dismembered suitcase loli gf

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>>70385500

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>>70385500

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>>70385500
>hey guys, we need an album cover
>let's just slap our logo onto the last thing we fapped to on /v/

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Hello riffs here

Some new Black Metal releases I found:

Crimson Moon - Oneironaut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFO5bBZh-Kg

Turia - Dede Kondre
http://www.cvltnation.com/cvlt-nation-streaming-turia-dede-kondre/

>>70385748
>Crimson Moon - Oneironaut
this was super boring

>>70385762
Really? I liked it. Would have to give it some more spins though. If you like more melodies and stuff, check out Thrawsunblat - Metachthonia.

>>70385707
Overrated meme band

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sweet

>>70385682
butt metal

>>70385682
Haha

>>70385863
Damn that's looking pretty good right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-t-faGf3Qo

Help me /metal/, a friend is inviting me to see Accept this weekend.

How are their shows nowadays? I'm pretty sure Udo's no longer with the band but Hoffmann is still in it.

>>70386006
Just Accept his invitation.

>>70386085
screenshotted and posted on r/4chan

>>70386006
Wolf still kills it on guitar every night. The new Accept albums are good and they still bust out the classics each night. Just go, faggot.

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>>70384833
>Cuckoner
https://youtu.be/qWZVnkgAO_s?t=2040

>>70386121
Finally famous.

>>70386131
That's nice to hear. I guess I'll listen to the new ones since I expect they'll be playing from those mostly.
>>70386085
wew

SIX STRING SABRES

>>70386231
>talking between songs

every artist that does this needs to be shot

>>70381870
joseph: *molests child*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDWyOGdPLY

>>70386592
Hey this is pretty good not cringe at all

>>70385863
>Saint Vitus
>Orange Goblin
I'd kill to see those bands visiting Finland.
There were some Vitus gigs in 2015 but I could not make it to those.

I have a chance to play bass in a localy known "August Burn Red worship" metalcore band, should I go for it?

>>70386231
I was somewhere in the audience.

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>>70378500
Explain this shit

>>70386831
different genres facilitate different forms, not that difficult a concept

hardcore/punk has a precedent for short releases and moonsorrow has a precedent for being longwinded as fuck

miserable today, please post killer riffs, any genre

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>tfw had the chance to play in a local power-thrash band as the drummer
>go to practice with them in the vocalist's garage
>singer is a balding manchild in his early 20s with a fat, pot belly wearing a naruto shirt
>dragon ball poster on the wall
>guitarist is some high school mallgoth wearing some buttcore shirt
>bassist is some 40 year old man
>some literally who "im such a nerd" landwhale gurl sitting in the corner doing nothing who I'm told is the back-up vocalist

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>>70386726
>becoming a false
Don't do it

>>70386884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pczOvw-CRf4

hope u feel better soon (:

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Why doesn't /metal/ get a Spanish metalhead gf?

>>70383396
iirc Urban Skytt from Regurgitate did their cover art for the first EP

>>70387042
because i'm stuck with some 8/10 gook i shagged at a voivod concert

>>70383020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Od709Y55s
BACKSTABBING TURNCOAT
I CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT
LOWDOWN LYING SCUMBAG
I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK

>>70384791
Stormtroopers of Death
Carnivore (look for Retaliation, their only album)
Dark Angel
Sepultura
Cavalera Conspiracy
Deathhammer
Desaster
Deathraiser
Demolition Hammer
Morbid Saint
Hellbringer
Hellcannon
Hellwitch
Hypnosia
Iced Earth
Infernal Majesty
Razor
Rigor Mortis
Sadus
Toxik Death
Voivod
Whiplash
Warsenal
Wehrmacht
this is the shit i listen to, hope you like them

>>70385500
What kind of sick fuck draws these album covers?

>>70386726
No, not even because of the music, I can guarantee anybody that listens to that shit are obnoxious 13 year old minded retards.

>>70386370
SCREAMS IN THE NIGHT

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this album is not good and everyone that said it was and made me download this fruity ass disney soundtrack sounding pile of glitter decorated garbage should burn

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>>70387580
ENCHANTED DRAGON OF WIIIIIIIIIIIIISDOM

>>70387580
nobody was actually serious about that lmao

>>70387580
>Heroes of Mighty Magic
>Heroes of Might and Magic

This was considered plagiarism in my day

>>70387635
goddamnit this is the last time i fall for you guys' memes

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>>70387580
twilight force was literally memed because they brought ridiculously gay cheese to the next level, it's not for lactose intolerant poseurs

>>70387669
>you will never be this gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OzvIL4d2w

metal for this feel?

>>70387785
>3:40
Lute Hero when?

>>70387580
First album was a 9.5 for me.
This one is a disappointing followup. 8 I guess. :(

>>70387580
meme album
stop posting

>>70387785
this shit makes Hammerfall sound brutal

>>70387785
What the hell are you doing Nulcear Blast?

>>70387785
Not even their first album sounded this gay and their first album was gayer than eurobeat in a gay bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yehh-j1B-v8

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>>70378942
getting my recommended dose of blastbeats

>>70387785
>>70388025
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>>70388126
twilight force still hasn't shit on pathfinder, they make twilight force look tame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhKXPWtGJ38

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>>70388187
>LA LALA LA LA LA

My boypussy has aids now.

>>70388187
I'm lactating now, thx.

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>>70388187
>>70387785
>when a bunch of cross-dressing nip trannies make straighter-sounding power metal than europeans
Really fires up the old neurons, r/metal.

>>70388304
That's only because Kamijo sings in deep operatic vocals, if he were to do high pitched vocals like Europeans, Versailles would be the gayest sounding power metal band on the planet.

>>70388304
>>70388187
>>70388126
>>70387785
power metal autists will reveal their power level trying to defend this

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>>70388187
>>70388126
>>70387785
>>70387669

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>>70388304
will there ever be a power metal solo that tops 3:38 to 6:58?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_ZgBcL_RQ

>>70388401
Literally every melodeath solo is better than that.

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why do they attract hipsters like a magnet

how does?

>>70388505
presumably

>>70388442
>literally every melodeath solo
"no"

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>>70388491
Who does?

>>70388491
Cool artwork and accessible music, literally nicer version of Circle the Wagons
Allows faggots to enjhoy metal without being associated with autistic filth surrounding it's fanbase.
Cool record btw.

>>70388491
Art by the Baroness guy

>>70379360
The person who wrote that did not mean it as bait. or at least I don't think so, was bitterman ironic?

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>>70388442
I'd like to hear the average melodeath band even try to get nearly as technical while still carrying out a basic melody and not devolving into aimless wankery.
Only people I can think of that tops their guitarist are a bunch of the big Italian neo-classical guitarists with their heads up their asses and a few russian and leaf tech-death bands.

>>70388659
>Literally Ne Obliviscaris

>>70388491
this, deafheaven, gojira, and vektor are the big 4 of cancer

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>>70388679
Ne Obliviscaris's guitarist is alright but he's not nearly that technical, even for melodeath standards (if you can even consider Ne Obliviscaris melodeath, they fit more into the prog black/death spectrum). He just has an excellent sense of melody but that's about it.

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So, what did you think of this, /metal/ ?

>>70388714
looks like nu-male music to me

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name my band

>>70388752
aphasia

>>70388752
aphasia

>>70388752
aphasia

>>70388752
aphasia

>>70388752
aphasia

>>70388752
Thinking woman's metal

>>70388861
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>70388714
Is that Famine

>>70388752
Agnosia

>>70388752
>>70388770
>>70388781
>>70388813
>>70388839
>>70388841

haha epic my good sirs!! xD

>>70388864
Is that Knarrenheinz

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>>70388864
their best album dosen't feature johnny and it hurts

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>>70388944
enhance the image

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>>70384117
>"Post non wank"
>Posts behold the arcopus level wank

>>70378614
The first two tracks on this and the second last are good.

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>appears in x other collections

Does that really mean that only 42 people besides me bought BLOODWAY from BC?

>>70383337
Jazzy Grindcore sounds like it'll be pretty great.

>>70383867
Know 'em. Liminal is one of my favorite instrumental albums.

>>70384441
TRAM and Trioscapes are fantastic, so I'll be sure to check out those other artists.

>>70388659
Crimson Shadows might fit that bill.

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>>70378942

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>>70379191

>>70389353
Did you press play on Lunatic of God's Creation and then walk away from your computer?

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>>70379191

>>70389455
No, why?

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>>70387042

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>>70378942

>>70389585
me on the left

>>70387580
why would you download ironic meme metal? it's part of the cancer that's killing the genre

>>70389637
Madrid?

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>>70389658
people said it was good

>>70389685
you really can't trust this general's opinion about anything, much less animeposting powerfags

>>70389637
H E L S I N K I
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>>70389685
The new album is garbage. The debut was amazing

>>70389685
That's the joke.

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>>70379191
some all time faves and some currently listening to

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good heavy metal albums

Reminder that Power Metal is P U R E metal and if you're too lactose intolerant to handle the cheese then you can leave the hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmFr_IBzfKo

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>>70389913

>>70389886
the problem with european-style power metal is that too often they forget they're playing metal and they have to write guitar riffs, not keyboard melodies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS6CiSvPAIw
Time for Glam

>>70389931

fenris is god

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>>70389924

>>70387042
not high-cut
no fap

>>70390151
this

>>70387042
because they wouldn't want to date me

>>70390246

New thread

>>70390254
too early chugfag, delete it

let me see some hammers

>>70378677
eat my dick that shit is good

>>70390586
>>>r/progmetal