>be the ONLY LIVING BEATLE >is he dead tho??!

Faul is alive and well.

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Bongo was the first to die.

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>when ppl don't even acknowledge you as a beatle

physically alive
dead inside

>>70384198
LITERALLY WHO?

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It doesn't matter if his corporeal body still has a heartbeat. He's been dead to me since the 60s.

>>70384277
What the fuck is Paul's problem? You can't save Africa by yourself, PAUL.

Ringo is the only living Beatle.
Paul's been dead since 1966.
He was killed in a car crash.

>>70384159
he is dead tho

So much retardation in one post

>>70384159
>>70384173
One night at the studio, Paul and John got in a heated argument. Paul stormed out, took off in his car and crashed it, decapitating himself. A woman called "Rita" reported the accident, and "Maxwell" from the M15 contacted the remaining Beatles and told them they had to keep the death a secret or hundreds of Beatles fanatics would commit suicide out of grief. They agreed, and a Paul McCartney lookalike ("False Paul," shortened to "Faul") underwent intensive plastic surgery to take his place. However, the remaining Beatles missed Paul dearly, resented Faul, and tried to secretly alert their fans to the real Paul's death by sneaking clues onto their album covers and into their music.

Everything the Beatles did was a clue. Here are some examples:

- "Apple Corporation" was originally to be called "A Paul Corporation," but they decided it was too obvious
- Ringo wanted to call their album Rubber Paul in reference to all of Faul's plastic surgery, but they decided to go with a close variant
- The cover of Rubber Soul is shot from an angle intended to represent Paul's view from the grave
- The album title Revolver is a reference to the revolving door that Paul walked through to the leave the studio that fateful night
- If you play "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" backwards, you hear "It was a fake mustache," a reference to Faul's fake mustache (worn to mask his plastic surgery scars)
- Faul married Linda Eastman because she blackmailed him with photographic proof of the deception
- "Getting Better" backwards yields "Paul is dead. He lost his hair, his head"
- "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" backwards yields "Paul really dead! I really want out!"
- The real reason the Beatles went to India is because the Maharishi promised he could perform a ritual that would return Paul's soul into Faul's body. It failed. As "George" recalls, "Faul thought we were there to learn 'transcendental meditation' or something like that. He was so stupid!"

>>70387451
they would have sold more if Paul had died