ITT: FUCKING CRUSHER

Apologize.

>>70332846
ok

Reply to this post if you want to shmugenlode a florgensmeer

HAHAHAHAH YOU KEKS, YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE /leinnocentgurl/ MEME LMAOING @ UR LIVES YOU GOT KEKED BY A FILTHY MONGOLIAN OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A MANLET LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT?? YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE SHE DRESSES LIKE A 8 YEAR OLD GIRL, SINGS CUTE SHIT AND PLAY LE VIDYA SHE WAS PURE AND INNOCENT
WRONG YOU KEKS, GET REDPILLED BY THE CRUSHERRRRRRRRRRR
AWWW YOU DREAMT ABOUT GOING TO A NICE CUTE DATE TO THE LAKE, HOLDING HANDS, THROW SOME BREAD AT THE DUCKS WHILE MAKING HER LAUGH, THEN GOING FOR A RIDE AT THE LOCAL ROLLER COASTER, THE FERRIS WHEEL AND THE BUMPER CARS, THEN AFTER THE SUN SETS AND THE FUN ENDS WALK HER HOME WHILE EATING SOME COTTON CANDY AND TALKING ABOUT SPLATOON, TAKE HER TO THE DOOR AND AFTER SOME RUSHED THOUGHTS STEAL A KISS FROM HER SWEET LIPS...?
WRONG YOU KEKS THOSE SWEET LIPS ARE RIGHT NOW PREPPING THE CRUSHER 7 INCHES CUT DICK FOR A LONG NIGHT OF SWEATY AND DEGRADATING CHINK/NIGGER HYBRID FUCKING, THE CRUSHER CHOKING HER AND CALLING HER NAMES,SPITTING IN HER MOUTH, PISSING ALL OVER HER BODY AND MANHANDLING HER LIKE THE USELESS WHORE SHE IS, HER PUSSY DRIPPING WET AFTER FINALLY FINDING A TRUE ALPHA MALE BETWEEN THE HORDE OF BETA KEK NU MALES ORBITERS FEMALE TWITCH STREAMER DONATORS THAT ARE HER FANS ROFL
GET #CRUSHED YOU KEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>70332897
tfw wrote this pasta

Guys, I think I have a crush on her.

>>70332897
It's really been the day for pastas

i wish someone would make kero kero bonito + the gerogerigegege mashup

can i have that pic of crusher flexing wearing purple pants

>>70333145
gay much?

>>70333192
>implying you'd not pretend to be a bonito and get crushed

>>70333192
yes i'm gay now give it

>>70333231
No, it's mine.

>>70333145

There's a couple in this thread: >>70330609

>>70332897
this is actually fucking hilarious i hope it comes mainstay pasta

>>70332897
Fucking damn it, this is so good.

This is a time of change for /mu/