Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 2
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Slowdive release first new track in 22 years
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
every BNM this year is overrated trash
>>70331358
agreed
How are these nightly threads not considered thinly-veiled spam?
>>70331425
because we've had p4k nightly threads for years
>>70331331
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
>>70331479
pol shit go back leave fuck you
>>70331467
So Shitfork employees have been spamming their shitty site nightly for years, what's your point?
>>70331532
I'm not defending it I'm just saying it's damn near a tradition
If you think it's spam, you can just hide the thread or filer it like everyone else does
>pitchfork
>patrician
i have been banned 3x for saying the n-word, but see others post it all the time. why single me out? is it bc i speak the truth about p4k and its anti-american agenda?
>>70331532
You act like /mu/ isn't all shills
>>70331331
I See You?
BNM?
Come on p4k, why do you keep acting like the xx isn't shit.
30 minutes my friends.
flaming lips tonight?
literally who
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Funkadelic 8.0 by Nate Patrin
Bonobo 7.3 by Benjamin Scheim
Michael Chapman 7.7 by Stephen Deusner
Sepultura 6.2 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Funny I just started the new Sepultura about 5 minutes ago. Guess I'll stop.