I spit out my food because of how hilariously fitting this is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Better Life is the best post-grunge album of all time unironically.

>>70327024
Please let this be real.

This is too fucking funny

shoulda gotten rich the kid and famous dex

THE PLUG HE SPEAKIN NO ENGLISH


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDYEOmYPtkA

u tellin me when this sitar hits u don't start losing ur shit for pence and newt

>>70327024
>Hillary and Obama gets fake pop crap like Beyonce
>Trump gets real music like 3DD

I love post-reality politics.

MURICA

>>70327024
Was this honestly the best they could get?

>>70327147
*adam curtis voice*

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>>70327024
I don't get it. Is it a reference to the doors that will be broken down deporting illegals?

>>70327105
>>70327146
And Toby Keith

>>70327146
At least Beyonce made one good album.

>>70327178
Dream Baby Dream

I have never heard this band but I am imagining a cross between Creed and Matchbox 20.

>>70327184
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70327077
>best post-grunge album
That's not saying much.

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/819965712739553280

2017 will be a trip

>>70327222
>2017 will be a trip
>those trips
GOT DAMN SON

>>70327119
good comment
thank you

>>70327211
You're not wrong.
Less yarling though.

>>70327211
that's actually a pretty decent way to describe their sound

>>70327222
OH MAN GODDAMN
UH WHAT
UH YEAH
I GOT ME SOME TRIPS OVER THERE
I FUCK A LIL BITCH LIKE RIC FLAIR
TWENNY SEMTEEN IS MY YEAR WOAH

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>>70327222

>>70327024
You can't make this shit up

Welcome to the new cultural holocaust.

>>70327024
>Not Kanye
>Not even Fucking Judas Priest or Megadeth or something

Trump certainly knows his demographic that's for sure.

>>70327077
Third Eye Blind is the only good thing to come from post-grunge. Maybe the marriage/divorce of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger.

>>70327024
I'll preface this by saying I'm not a Trump supporter

But still the fallout over this is pathetic and shallow. Obama was cool because he played basketball and liked agreeable pop music, Trump is uncool because his team chose some trashy post-grunge. Neither of them chose their music, it's just fucking marketing (and for what it's worth, 3 Doors Down is no worse than Beyonce).

It's weird to me that Obama is going to go down as a good president in a lot of people's minds simply for his image, and Trump's narrative is already set in stone because he's not cool enough. Policy and action literally doesn't matter

If you wanna talk about fake news and post-reality, it didn't start with Trump's campaign, it started way back when people started to care more about this surface shit than actual politics.

>>70327462
Really makes you think

>>70327462
We're talking about the music, not real politics.
gb2 anywhere but here

>>70327462
>3 Doors Down is no worse than Beyonce

maybe if you're retarded

>Trump's narrative is already set in stone because he's not cool enough

this is not why his narrative are "set in stone"

>Policy and action literally doesn't matter

They do matter, and this is why it's set in stone. Because his policy and action are fucking abysmal for anybody but the billionaire class, you smooth brained simp

>>70327462
You honestly think everyone's impressions of the president are based off the inauguration music?
You think people don't like Trump because "he's not cool?"
You living under a rock?

>>70327569
More that people like Obama because he's cool, and not for anything he actually did

>>70327222
what the fuck
I just witnessed stars aligning

>>70327592
That's not true and I would retort, but this is /mu/, not /pol/.

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screenshot this

3 doors down will just be support for the smashing pumpkins, who are saving their 99% confirmed reunion for the inauguration

>>70327462
People are shitting on the choice of music because THAT'S ALL THEY CAN GET.
That and most people in their late 20s early 30s are probably having flashbacks to having that fucking Lee Greenwood song shoved up their ass daily and being chastised for not crying the proper amount.

>>70327758
In his defense, Toby Keith is also performing. He's still pretty popular with white people who think they're from the country and black girls who wish they were white.

You'd think that there would be a shitload of Christian Pop/Rock acts and Gospel singers available to perform. Guess even the Trump camp can't stand that stuff either

>>70327024
I don't get it

How is it that no band that's against Trump decides to play, but during their performance, they start trash talking him?

>>70327926
I was really hoping we'd have a Third Eye Blind/RNC situation, but it's not looking like it'll happen.

>>70327875
The religious right doesn't like him

>>70327191
4 and a half you mean

>>70327926
>It's my dream to get booed off stage by thousands of people and probably get sued for breaking an agreement.

>>70327926
probably contract issues
they would never get away with it

>>70327926

that would be fucking hilarious

>>70328395
>hearing the same old clumsy Anti-Trump schlock that we've heard everyday for 2 years would be hilarious

>>70328429
You're gonna hear it for the next 4-8 years, and after that you'll hear shit talking about the next president and so on. You may as well enjoy the ride, friend.

>>70327024
Wait didn't these guys play a Republican National Convention thing, but purposely played bad and didn't play their hits just to piss them off?

Everyone with an iphone, go ask Siri what her favorite doom metal album is.

>>70327211
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

>>70327926
Didn't Lupe Fiasco do something similar to Obama?

>>70327725

>who are saving their 99% confirmed reunion for the inauguration

WTF, I like Trump now!

>>70328819
So does Corgan

>>70328459
what does it say? Androidfag here

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>>70327222

>2017 will be a trip

>222

>>70327024
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>70328429
Suck it up, buttercup.
It's here to stay for a while.
>>70328458
That was Third Eye Blind.

>>70329444
wtf I love third eye blind more

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>>70327222
Checked

>>70331867
fantastic

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>>70331867
Oh shit.

Apparently they offered Scott Stapp and Flo Rida as well. Not even kidding.

>>70327184
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70331926
>Scott Stapp
Why tho

>>70331867
top fucking kek

>>70327222
Screenshot this prediction

>>70327563 I'm no 3 Doors Down fan but they're really not that much worse than Beyonce. Both are just shitty radio music . Hell at least 3 Doors Down writes their own songs (presumably) and plays instruments.

>>70327024
lmao what a fucking embarrassment. Rural retards love this shit though.

>>70332007
I bet you couldn't even finish that post with a straight face

YOU LOVE ME BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM

>>70332047 You're legit a beyonce fan? top or bottom?

>>70332057
lmao

We need moar this is the best thread on this board rn

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>>70331867
>>70332057

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>>70327563
>Because his policy and action are fucking abysmal for anybody but the billionaire class, you smooth brained simp
t. aids gandalf who listens to CNN

>>70327563
>Because his policy and action are fucking abysmal for anybody but the billionaire class
Yet the entire Billionaire class wanted Hillary to win.
Hmmmmmmmmmm

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>yfw you realize Trump will be sworn in with "IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN" playing in the background

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No metalcore? Gay. It will be boring AF. Why didn't he invite some djent band or something like dillenger escape plan. Boring oldfags.

>>70332111
>>70332110
Say it with me
Controlled opposition.
Our choices were between a Center-left warhawk corporatist and a center-right isolationist corporatist.
Guess who wins regardless?

>ITT: /mu/ snobbing out because Trump didn't book some pretentious, avant-garde, patrishun artist

>>70332076
>lol fuk the mainstream music

Are they going to cover this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps

>>70332174
Nah just can't picture a heterosexual male listening to and enjoying Beyonce.

They're also playing at my town, which, for reference is an irrelevant shithole in the forests of Ontario. It's hilarious that this is what they're reduced to.

>>70332172
No we're laughing because post grunge 00s wonder band and pop country guy are going to play for the cheese man on stage; it's the perfect selection for such a candidate. Have you not read the thread?

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>>70332170
literally every single one of trump's policies benefits me and is in my interest, so i think i had a pretty clear win this election

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>>70332208
>being so uncomfortable with your sexuality that you cannot imagine enjoying certain kinds of music because it would probably make dicks just fly down your throat

>>70332170
>LE BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME MEME

No you fucking idiot. We literally have the President of Goldman Sachs and the CEO of Exxon-Mobil in the most powerful positions in our government right now. Our country is about to be raped hardcore.

>implying you wouldn't play the inauguration if asked
you can virtue signal and cry about ebil meanie drumpf all you want but at the end of the day if they gave your shitty little soundcloud vaporwave act money to play in front of millions you'd do it in a heartbeat. admit it.

>>70332250
You must be a giant piece of shit

>>70327024
Now that 3 Doors Down are confirmed patrician, where do I start?

>>70332250
lol where is this image from

>>70332208
Well let me know when I'm supposed to be turning gay, I didn't think that'd actually happen

>>70332278
yeah he's a fucking white male who works for a living and pays taxes fuck those assholes

>>70332172
Nah dude.
We're laughing because the best he can get is a literal one hit wonder, a washed up alcoholic, and a 2000's pop band who hasn't had a relevant album in 6 years.

>>70332263
That's not what I'm saying at all.
I'm saying between the two choices, Clinton would have been better because she would have accomplished nothing.
I'm not a horseshoe theory memer.

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>>70332253
>get called gay
>"you're just uncomfortable with your sexuality"
Who enabled you to be this much of a faggot?

>>70332295
>le working American meme
Automatically dependable, no? He does what's required so he must be superior

>>70332172
I don't think anyone was expecting a surprise performance by Captain Beefheart, but Trump getting some lowest common denominator shit is just confirming what people think about him.

>>70332290
election betting odds

>>70332342
You just proved his point further.

>>70332281
They have 6 albums that all sound the same. Listen to Kryptonite and you're good.
>>70332352
>last minute performance by Les Rallizes Dénudés
>Trump reveals they're his favorite group and he personally bankrolled finding them all

Flo Rida and Creed both turned down $1m from Trump himself to play . Sad!

>>70332390
it's not my time's way better than kryptonite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfhcljJ9bQ

>>70328819
>>70328854
Corgan might do it but I can't imagine any of the other Pumpkins would be okay with it

>>70332396
wtf I actually respect Flo Rida now?

>>70332304
I don't understand why music acts are used at all.
Beyonce at Obama's was just tacky and brought the whole affair down.

>>70332337
ok I'm sorry, im drunk, pissed off and let loose on the internet.

>>70332430
>>70332430
how did her performance "bring down" the event? I can't wait to see your explanation for this one

>>70332263

>we have people with actual real-world experience in positions of power instead of career academics and politicians

yeah sounds fucking horrible, chief

>>70327569
no one likes hillary because she's incredibly lame and politically corrupt. she has both bases covered.

>>70332430
It's a party, my guy. It has been for a while.
>>70332474
You're good. I dig.
>>70332523
>we have billionaires who actively lobby against the offices they're in charge of and stand to gain massively from gutting them
What could possibly go wrong?

>>70332377
Nice circular logic.

>>70332531
And yet 64 million people thought well enough of her to take time out of their lives to vote for her. Try again.

i thought this girl was singing at it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmpgQg0SMg

>>70332579
We have based Bannon, Stephen Miller, and Sessions though who'll actually help MAGA. They don't fuck around when it comes to immigration or protecting the American worker.

>>70332480
>Swearing an oath to defend the constitution of the USA and serve it's people.
>All of a sudden "Hey everyone, it's world renowned celebrity artist Beyonce "Beyonce™" Knowles!!!"
>Girls run the world!!
>yas slay queeenn

honestly would rather see three doors down than beyonce

>>70332531
>Hillary out of nowhere
Ok and? Donald needed Russian votes to win the election. Every president is/has been corrupt.

>>70332658
your point?

>>70332619
They didn't vote for her because they liked her, they voted because they didn't like Trump.

>>70327405
3eb is too good to be post-grunge. isn't it just alt rock?

>>70332658
all beyonce fags are obama fags too so it works out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462x6hkz_38

>>70332579
Yeah the Russians flew in 200,000 people to the Midwest with fake identities yep oh and they hacked the voter booths too

>>70332675
It's tacky

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>>70332619

>Try again.

we don't need to try again -- we have already won.

you can try again in time, if you'd like. :^)

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>3 Doors Down still exists

>>70332706
And Trump being sworn in to Kryptonite which is a song that reminds you of some FOX NFL Bud Light Ford touchdown robot commercial isn't?

>>70332645
Sessions thinks the war on drugs worked and that weed makes you insane.
Miller thinks two minors that have sex should both be charged with statutory rape.
Bannon is a career lunatic. Read up on his involvement with Biodome.

>>70332700
They used their Soviet super computers to convert paper ballot votes for Hillary into votes for Trump.
Pssh, Dems didn't have a chance.

>>70332706
and so is three doors down and Toby Keith

>>70332728
Yes it is, that why I said I don't understand why musical acts are used at all.
why are you so touchy, my dude?

>>70332700
What the fuck does that have to do with anything I said? I didn't vote for Clinton, you dildo.

>>70332716
4 years. Dems are coming back with a vengeance desu.

>>70332706
Not him, but how is it tacky for a president elect to have one of the more popular pop stars perform at the inauguration to entertain almost all of the US?
That sounds like the smartest thing to do..

>>70332750
I'm pretty liberal and I'm worried the pendulum is gonna swing too far to the left.

>>70332748
Was meant for this redditard
>>70332672

>>70332759
It's suppose to be a serious event, he's being sworn in.
Why does everything need to be reduced to a goddamn Music Video for preteens brought to you by Pepsi Max in America?

>>70332763
Here, I'll make it easy on your reading comprehension.
Read them in order.
>>70327462
>>70327569
>>70332531
>>70332672
>>70332748
>>70332763

>>70332728
>>70332734
The dude you're replying to literally said "I don't understand why music acts are used at all."

>>70332762
thats what Ive been hoping for this whole time

>>70332750
That's what they said in 1980 after they elected le epic old timey tv monkey man with dementia. Ronnie Raygun was too conservative, too stupid to be President, his economic policies would fail, people will get fucked over. They did, and they still voted for him in 1984.

It's the same shit this year. We elected le epic reality tv orange man with dementia who'll institute trickle down economics with the promise that "you too will be rich one day!!" while he's just being used as a puppet by his advisors. All he has to do is say some charming "funny" things to his base and make sure they do well enough that they don't die and he wins again.

>>70327024
3 doors down from what? My apartment? That's pretty cool desu

>>70332750
>Dems are coming back with a vengeance
They definitely could if they stopped pointing the finger at made up boogeymen and accepted the blame for their loss and worked to fix everything that drove people away.
If the doubling down on transparent propaganda continues for the rest of the term, Trumps got the next one in the bag.

>>70332841
Weren't they gonna make some Nation of Islam guy the head of the DNC and nominate Cory Booker (who is like a dollar store Obama)? Yeah they're fucked if they don't figure things out soon.

>>70332836
>"you too will be rich one day!!"
Literally no one ever promised that.

What is wrong with this
I have not listened to them.

Why are all Trump haters such faggots?

>>70332865
t. Trump supporter

>>70332865
The same reason trump supporters are bigger faggots

>>70332860
Tax cuts save you money, we're gonna make America great again and bring back jobs, etc.

It doesn't matter what Trump says though. He's retarded. The man is very sick and lost his mind ages ago. He is a puppet of his advisors. He is Ronald Reagan 2.0. A mentally retarded Republican celebrity who doesn't know anything about politics and has Alzheimer's and will fuck millions of people over but they won't care because they'll be charmed by his "persona" and fucking over the "others".

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WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN

>>70332901
Fuck Ronald Reagan. That asshole ruined this country's economy and created the homeless problem. I'd piss on his grave.

>arguing about Hillary vs. Trump

Sanders was the only choice that wasn't completely morally bankrupt, if you endorse either of those candidates you're nothing but a masochistic pain pig who enjoys abuse at the hands of his masters.

That goes for all the wannabe fascists too, who seem to think *they* would be part of the aristocracy despite having the most gutter-trash genes that could still conceivably be called "white".

>>70332865
Most people hate him for the wrong reasons. They focus on him being rude, while in fact he's an immediate existential threat to the planet. I don't hate him, I just don't want someone so dangerously ignorant in a position to influence anything.

>>70332970
Please tell me the name of your reddit account, so I may send you some gold.

>>70332951
You and me both brother.

Nearly everything wrong with this country today can be traced back to Reagan. Trump somehow manages to be worse though.

>>70332988
Go back to your containment board, stormweenie.

>>70332750

>4 years. Dems are coming back with a vengeance desu.

L O L

what do you mean?? you still haven't managed to learn anything from this loss. you are STILL doing the exact same shit that cost you the election with your smugness and character assassinations of everyday white people.

if anything more moderates are going to be moving toward the right over the next 4 years because of your incessant identity politics nonsense.

G I T
I
T

R E K T
E
K
T

L O L
O
L

>>70332901
>Tax cuts save you money, we're gonna make America great again and bring back jobs, etc.
How is that claiming average people will become rich?
You say all these buzzwords and claim he's retarded because he "doesn't know anything about politics" but it doesn't seem like you have a firm grasp of it yourself.

>>70332970
>Sanders was the only choice that wasn't completely morally bankrupt
>stealing peoples hard earned money so the government can decide where it goes is moral
ok

>>70333054
He wants Giuliani, who's company website has expired SSL certs, uses Flash, and doesn't force https, to be in charge of cybersecurity.
I'd say that's enough evidence he doesn't know dick about fuck.

>>70333040
What the fuck are you talking about, retard? I just said that Dems are gonna come out swinging after such an embarrassing loss. You somehow took this as an attack against white people. Literally just as bad as SJWs.

>no Kid Rock
>no Ted Nugent
>no Kanye

wtf I'm #longin4johnson now

>>70333054
>Trump supporter
>calling anyone retarded
lmao
i hope you die of black lung in the coal mines and obamacare can't save you stupid fucking redneck

>>70333137
I never called anyone retarded.
Are you ok bro?

>>70332859
Keith Ellison?
He was involved with NOI in the late 80s. I know it's gonna get turned into HE PERSONALLY WIPED FARRAKHANS ASS, but he has long since distanced himself and made a public statement like 10 years ago about it.
>>70333084
>completely
>>70333040
>dems are going to fight back aggressively after getting spanked
>WHY DO YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE
Shouldn't you be on Tumblr?

>>70333113
Right because the Dems knew cyber security sooooo well.

>>70333184
Trump supporters don't deserve to have voices. I will no longer be speaking to you. Thanks a lot for killing what's left of this country. I would spit in the face of you, your children, your mother, and your wife (which you don't have because you're a fat white trash redneck with a 75 IQ)

>>70332750
if they get their act together maybe, but there's no guarantee they will.

>>70333002
This. Reagan turned a blind eye as drugs poured into the Country and ravaged the coastal blue states particularly the African American communities. But it didn't become a National tragedy until it spread to the Middle American red states and their heavily white populations.

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>>70333115

>You somehow took this as an attack against white people. Literally just as bad as SJWs.

i didn't mention that apropos of nothing you dullard.. that is exactly WHY you aren't going to be coming out "swinging" in four years: because the continued McCarthyist hysterics are only going to further push white center voters toward the right. it might be a tentative change from voters who are really disenfranchised with how petty and laughable the left has become, but it'll be enough to ensure 8 years.

you are literally in denial if you think the dems will be back "swinging" in four years. for that to happen in so short a time you should be taking all that hate you have for trump supporters and aiming it at the DNC hard. you should be SHITTING on the DNC right now.

but you won't because you seriously think you can make the dems great again through trump hate and not internal upheaval. chumps.

>>70332988
>88
lol

Anyway fuck you reddit is populated by virtue-signalling shitlibs, they're worthless.

>>70333084
Yeah, when will someone come along who cares about the plight of the oligarchs?

>>70333230
If Trump's first term is bad enough to shock people out of complacency they'll win, but they still won't actually be good, they'll just look good compared to the mass murder being committed by Republicans before Trump even gets into office.

>>70333115
>>70333115
You are delusional. They aren't embarrassed. They put a mudshit in charge, blamed white people, counted the pop vote and pretend they were cheated.

>>70333278
>Yeah, when will someone come along who cares about the plight of the oligarchs?
>only two types of people exist; Billionaires and Uni students that deserve free shit.

>>70333278
The mass murder was committed by the democrats.

>>70333273
>all this assumption
Those are some serious mental gymnastics, my dude. I'm not even a Democrat, though I do lean left, and I absolutely blame the DNC and Hillary for blissfully ignoring what they thought was their impenetrable blue wall.

>>70333207
>>WHY DO YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE
>Shouldn't you be on Tumblr?

see:
>>70333273

plot twists: i'm not even white.. this is just so obviously the case at hand here that you are a literal dunce to not see it.

the more white libs demonize other whites through this useless social climate of "identity politics" the harder it will be for the dems to recover in any meaningful way. people are tired of being abject and apologetic over every little thing.

you dems are doomed until you finally get this.

>>70327462
no but beyonce is black that means shes somehow better than shitty white top 40

>>70333298
Of course they're embarrassed. They just took a historic ass-whooping from a reality TV star.

>>70327462
>chose
Trump did not "choose" 3DD the way you mean. He CHOSE 3DD because literally no artist with a popular song in the last ten years wouldplay his inauguration.

>>70333335

>Those are some serious mental gymnastics, my dude.

not really. the average dem would say that the thing they hated most about this election cycle was trump getting voted in - not their own party literally betraying them behind closed doors.

as long as everyday dems answer trump before the DNC on this question you guys are done.

>>70333352
Not from their perspective.

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