Well, /mu/, which are you?

Jizzman

I play 3 chords in front of 0 people.

>>70316991
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>>70316991
I front 0 in 3 people of chords play

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>chords
>implying i don't only listen to atmoshit

i poorly play 4-20 chords that i couldnt name in front of my laptop

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>which are you
Neither. I can't play chords on this.

>>70316978

what jazz song has 3000 chords?

>>70317821
Miles Davis, and the list goes on...

I play 1 chord

>>70316978
le jazzman uses different 'voicings' they're not really different chords, dumbass

I play 1,5 chord

name 1 (one) chord

>>70317916
O major

>>70317916
B# Major

>>70316978
I'm Jazz Rockerman.

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Rockers write and play real songs.

Jazzmen hide behind improvisation because it's all wank with no actual talent.

>>70316990

Jizz is a genre of music in star wars

someone with self respect

>>70319077
Well... mild satisfaction no kek though

>>70316978
is this a musician dad joke thread?
if so then something something bass player something something fingering joke

>>70318513
You could've just said C major

>>70316978
>Well, /mu/, which are you?
Trying to become a jazzman.