her face when she sees your music collection

>>70299326
i remember in college the girl i liked kept nagging me to let her see my ipod but i was too shy. eventually i gave in and she kind of scrolled through it looking vaguely confused. every now and then she'd pretend to recognise something she clearly didn't. then she spent a long time talking about how weird bjork looked on her album covers

she didn't really speak to me much after that

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>her vagina when she finds out you listen to metal

>>70299487
There is something hella satisfying about the way dried up areas of ground like that crack.

>>70299487
that one burzum song is good about jesus dude or something

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>>70299326

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Is it weird I recognize that camgirl?

Also pic based on real life experience

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>caring what girls think about music
>caring what a girl who looks like that thinks about anything

>>70299583
miss alice is pretty famous as far as camgirls go so dont feel too bad

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>>70299326

tempted to break a 2 week nofap streak for her t b q h

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just this
its happened many times

>>70299866
Why does this look so much like Christina Hendricks

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>when she finds out you're not up to crush standards

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>

>>70299402
did you have like raping a slave on there or some shit

>>70299487
Anybody else really want to eat that?

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>>70300532
EWW KILL IT WITH FIRE ITS GROSS!!!

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>>70299557
>when Kate sees my embarrassingly large collection of her music

>>70301180
Or more accurately
>when Kate finds the folder I have on my phone of photos of her
I'm in deep

Is the "joke" that I value her opinion on such matters because she has a vagina?

If so, it's very funny.

Haha.

I laughed.

>>70301656
In fedora we tip.

>>70301656
>unty's back
fuck

>>70301656
shoo shoo autist

>>70301656
Holy fucking shit dude

>>70301656
THE UNTZ HAS RETURNED

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>>70301656
paapuuuu

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>>70301656
UNTY! IT"S YOU!

Let me just say you have got to be my biggest inspiration. Every post I make I try to make the biggest faggot out of myself possible and people seem to think i'm doing a good job. Thank you for helping me pursue my passion!

>>70301656
holy fucking shit dude, are you the faggot from the screenshot?

>>70302268
(You)

>>70299448
UHGGG WHY CAN'T I MARRY 12 YEAR OLDS?

>>70299326
>her

Look at that man face. She looks like a young John Kerry.