>david byrne is preparing for the winter >the heat goes on

>david byrne is showing off his star wars action figures
>"take a look at these Hans"

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>>70267506
>stefan wants to create a enthusiast coin and paper money collection market
>the money store

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>John Lydon got really obese thanks to eating
>getting rid of the albatross

i just came to /mu/ to say the only good bassline ever played by a girl was Tentative Decisions and this thread was here so here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUmrCqXKlEg

>>70267506
>david byrne gets a handjob
>"SHES GONNA HOLD IT AND MOVE IT AND HOLD AND MOVE IT"

>nico buys a lot of silver body paint
>"i'll be your mirror"

>John Coltrane had to catch a train to the recording studio
>Blue Train

>>70267580
>someone asks duke ellington for directions
>"take the a train"

>It's been 3 days since the flood hit New York City and David has been submerged underneath the flood in his underground bunker. He does not know when the flood will reside and it is safe to open the bunker doors, but he does not want to take any risks and decides to wait at least a week.
>Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

>Thom Yorke had to hide something
>Hid A

>>70267545
any pixies bassline is better tho

David Byrne wants to go fishing but he needs a ride.

>Take me to the river

>gene clark tells his girlfriend that it's getting late
>she don't care about time

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>>70267612
kek
>Beefheart took a shit and some stuff was the same
>Kandy Korn

>Michael Gira teaches a chemistry class
>"Do any of you know what one of the most important elements is?"
>Nobody knows
>OXYGEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>70267545
who is carol kaye

>David Crosby gets stoned and watches Inception
>"I think that maybe I'm dreaming"

>>70267649
Hid A what?

>>70267506
>ian rides a rollercoaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

>Ian Curtis goes to see a movie called Silence with his wife
>Wife says "This is boring, I'm going to stay in the car"
>as she leaves Ian calls "Don't walk away in siluuunnce"

>lou reed is auditioning for the role of the joker
>"WHY DON'T YOU SMILE NOW?"

>>70267506
>mark mothersbaugh's pet dog has been a good dog
>"whippet good"

>>70267506
>David Byrne stubs his toe
>AHH

>Robert Fripp gets attacked by a giant mechanical feline
>CAT'S FOOT, IRON CLAW

>Michael Gira substitute teaching and doing roll call
>"Your name is Phuc?"

>>70267513
underrated

>Damo Suzuki's doctor comes in to speak to him
>"Hey you!
>you're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're! >losing your vitamin C!"

>>70267709

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>"oh, hey dad!"
>"What's going on?"

>>70267709

>>70267557
damn you

>david byrne's about to get it on but can't find his condom
>where is that protection that I needed?

>>70267506
>David Byrne wants to send an email
>puts it on the paper instead

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TELL ME ABOUT HER
WHAT DID SHE WROTE IN THE SELF HELP BOOK

>Lou Reed giving a blowjpb when the rest of the band walks in
>"Lou we need to record our next song"
>"TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING-DONG"

>>70268244
nice

>>70268244
Too soon

>Ian Curtis is fucking his wife while his conjoined twin watches
>The force rips his twin off of him
>"Love will tear us apart"

>>70268244
Delet this

>>70269199
fucking hell

>prince charles punches david byrne in the face
>the heir will hurt you too

>>70268244
wayyy too soon

>>70268079
lol

>Mr. West is in a physics test trying to remember what you get when you divide energy over time

>POWER

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>Aphex Twin takes his local church on a mission to spread Christianity in Africa
>I WAAAAANT YOUR SOUL

>Show Morrissey this thread
>That joke isn't funny anymore

>>70267506
>david byrne throws his dirty laundry into the washing machine
>WATER DISSOLVING, WATER REMOVING

>>70268079
kek

>Electric Wizard are about to miss their flight but some dude's stood on one of the straps on their luggage so they can't get to the terminal
>GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER

>thom yorke is at a bakesale in australia
>a native australian try to steal his baked goods
>"aboriginal man get off my cakes!"

>zack dela rocha falls down and hurts himself
>"UGH"

>Stefan Burnett quits death grips and wants to raise a family
>He wants to find a nice suburban house
>Looks on Zillow
>Goes to the house
>its on fire!
>Three Bedrooms In A good neighborhood
>On fire like a margarita made out of wood

>Brian Mcmahan is becomes an airline pilot and takes off
>I SAID GOODBYE TO THE GROUND

>>70267506
>David Byrne goes on a safari
>Is impressed by all the wild wildlife

>Jeff mangum finds a doll's head on his model of the solar system
>"what a beautiful face i have found in this place that is circling all 'round the sun"

>>70274761
>Brian McMahan has a kidney stone
>HE DECIDED TO PISS, BUT HE COULDN'T

>The power goes out during an interpol show and Paul Banks has to reset the circuit breaker
>"It's up to me now turn on the bright lights"

>beck has been defeated in his fight in the gladiator arena
>i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

>Dan Barrett gets a bunch of tattoos all over his body
>"There's a devil on my back! There's a devil on my legs! There's a devil on my chest! There's a devil on my neck!"

>David Byrne walks into an oil-filled orgy wondering about the human anatomy
>"these slippery people help us understand"

>Rivers Cuomo finds out his wife isn't japanese
>Say It Ain't So