Who's the most cryptic rapper of all time?

>>70245147
wtf happened to Kanye?

Bob Dylan

>>70245155
Meth and Trump.

aesop, eyedea, gravediggaz as a group, ditto binary star

Hopsin

>>70245179
hahah that was slick, you actually did well

tattoos and beards are retarded

eminem

_who cares_
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MC Wewuz

lol.

mc ride and death grips aren't cryptic at all.

the 'lul so randum and edgy' aspect of their music means literally just that - nothing.

they wanted to appeal to edgy teens/young adults and they did. nothing cryptic about that.

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Hip-hop and rap are nothing more than aggressive and yet monotone lyrics, set to simplistic beats and melodies. They take very little skill or hard work to create and are subsequently enjoyed by those with no appreciation of skill or hard work.

Also, hip-hop and rap tend to be something of a catalyst* for violent acts committed by these unintelligent, uninspired, unskilled and lazy people (mostly men). Ironically, were one to resort to violence in an attempt to remove said-problem (I can think of a few who'd be first to go), this would negate the argument, entirely. So, the rest of us just put up with hip-hop, rap and their followers.

There are so many wondrous things we've learned we can do with our voices, in unison, with other hard-working people who've been practicing until their fingers bleed, and there are STILL those who listen to people talking over a generic melody and beat? Don't you KNOW this?

*The most humorous thing about this post is, an overwhelming majority of those that DO defend hip-hop and rap, would have to head to Google or a dictionary to know what the word, "catalyst" means.

>tl;dr: rap and hip-hop are crap.

>>70245653
you have a point....

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>>70245147

lil b

honestly will have to go with MFDOOM

https://soundcloud.com/airzilla/sleepless

>>70245147
Immortal Technique

>>70245653
Copypasta but I can see why.
Who cares if it doesn't take "skill or hard work" in one's eyes?
>unintelligent, uninspired, unskilled and lazy people
Mmm yes porkie keep sucking those bourgeois cocks.

Viper

>>70245147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBPCm25z4I

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Does anyone even know what the MC in MC Ride stands for?

>>70246043
thats a photoshop right? I hate their style so much, why not just make heavy metal? it sounds like shit, no argument can be made, it sounds like shit, stop pretending to like this gay meme shit rap music, its wack and done terribly and annoyingly, shouldn't even have a career in music. its like taking a club and banging it against a trashcan lid over and over and over, just pure noise...

>>70245174
How are gravediggaz cryptic?

>>70246043
MC typically stands for microphone controller.

>>70246091
you think i meant intelligible? no, everything they say is after they smoked some dippers and got in the booth and went out of control, its the oddest most psychotic cryptic shit ive heard, its pure genius

>>70246106
+1

>>70245147
That mic must be wetter then your mom

>>70246085
You are a retard. You make no arguments, use literal memes to explain yourself, and on top of that you had to ask if that dude's pic was photoshopped. Seriously, end yourself.

Warcloud, hands down

Dude just says shit

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>>70246085
>why not just make heavy metal?

>>70245523
Some of Ride's lyrics are genuinely good you pleb.

>>70245174
i agree for eyedea but aesop is just a walking thesaurus and gravediggaz are just good lyricists who rap about normal stuff with a little horror mixed in on top of great instr.
>>70245192
theyre actually non sentient tho
>>70245523
this is imposing though, yeah theyre edgy but no more than the average underground rap or metal act and they really dont take themselves seriously aside from the actual music to deserve all the shit about being faux deep. Does it really bother people that much that theyre fringy, radically leftist, artsy, recreational druggy weirdos that managed to gain a huge following for something that sounds slightly too weird for pre millienials?
>>70245653
this is bait but the same fucking thing can be said for chuck berry and elvis you closet racist. Hip hop for the most part is on the same level of repitition and variation as the majority of pop and rawk music that get any decent label promotion these days, its just the thought of a nig stealing a 5 second loop from an old funk song and doing something slightly different with it triggers you more than it should.
>>70246043
mad cunt

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