Rate my singing voice from 1 to 10. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqON9doxNq

10

out of 10000000 haha

nah it's alright probably like a 6 but then again I really hate that smooth ballad singing voice, it's just boring to me so that could just be my taste

>>70243540
>10
Thanks!

I'll go 7

about half the time seems silly not in a good way but I dont know exactly what it is that makes it seem that way to me and consequently how to change it.

6

It's nice but not great. If I knew you and didn't know you could sing I would be pleasantly surprised. In an ocean of talent though? It's only okay.

>>70243540
>>70243638
I do a pretty mean Misfits/Danzig if you don't like the crooner stuff.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0miTnhL3cR3

>>70243502
4

>>70243839
One more time without all the jelly.

>>70243733
This is worse imo

Too much vibrato, too much glissando between notes, obnoxious tone, no dynamic expression (same with the original recording here)

You are hitting the notes consistently though

>>70243733
Do you have a guitar? Do a lounge version of We Bite. It's really conducive. Its been many many years but as I recall, I just played the same chords but slowed it way down and added some swing. Then stretched the vocals way and made it crooner. Misfits are so super easy so one time when my car was in the shop and I was stranded at home for a week i just learned literally every single misfits song.

>>70243894
>obnoxious tone
yeah obnoxious/silly I dont know specifically whats causing it.

>>70243894
Dude, I'm in my hallway singing into my iphone.

Also, the vibrato and glissando is supposed to be there.
Here's the studio vocal track from Danzig himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLP72YjoHkc

He sounds a lot worse in person as well too.

>>70243950
>Also, the vibrato and glissando is supposed to be there.

I understand you're trying to mimick someone else's vocal style, but I assume this is a vocal style that you like otherwise why try to mimick it. Like I said, this is just my opinion, but it's an obnoxious vocal style. If you disagree you disagree. I figured you wanted criticism not dicksucking.

>>70243502
10/10

Know the real question is how do you make money out of this perfect voice.

>>70244146
*now

>>70244109
>I figured you wanted criticism not dicksucking.
Natch.
Just make sure you're not comparing hallway acapella to fully produced vocals.

My country singing voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wnjg15AHrh

>>70244269
Do have a speech impediment?

>>70244331
Does a stuffy nose count?

>>70244342
ah

so you dont have an ax?

>>70244359
What?

>>70244455
Both the Oxford English Dictionary and this listserv post note that the term "axe" originally applied to different musical instruments, such as saxophones and perhaps certain other woodwind instruments, and came out of jazz tradition. It was only over time that this slang term increasingly "stuck" to the guitar, and increasingly (but not at all exclusively) was used in a rock and heavy metal context.

>>70244485
Oh I have a git-tar, if that's what you meant.

Why?

>>70244496
see
>>70243904

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o294LUs8cH

I'm drunk, but fuck it

>>70244525
I don't really like that one, but here's Come Back:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNsEkV6alw

Check out my impressive one-note chops on the """axe""" too.

>>70244911
well right but Come Back just lends itself to being played normally. We Bite is just fun to almost completely rearrange it.

awesome you should do the whole song and play it exactly as written which as I recall is actually TWO notes, so hold onto your butt.

>>70244958
>awesome you should do the whole song and play it exactly as written which as I recall is actually TWO notes, so hold onto your butt.
You mean I should do all of Come Back?

I can't do the loud parts, the entire neighborhood would hate me.

Not sure how clearly this comes across in the recordings, but my singing voice is LOUD and really carries.

>>70243502
have you ever listened to scammers? i think you could pull off something like that

>>70244983
oh thats fine then, misfits are just fun as fuck to cover.

and yeah it actually is just one note/power chord. Its been awhile

Guys I just checked my bank account, and nothing changed.

Could my voice be TOO good or something?