ITT: Post your normie stories

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Fine, I'll bite
>be me, be a popular social 19 year old boy
>have nice job and cute gf
>listens to Grimes once
>mfw I became a complete faggot and utter failure

>Be me, socially awkward overweight dude at new school
>Tried to be friendly to everyone even though I was nervous on first day of school
>Show them my phone where I'm on /mu/ and try to explain /mu/-culture
>I then refresh /mu/ and they see a bunch of troll threads
>U-uh don't worry anons. There is also a sharethread where you can find cool bands!
>Play them some Death Grips and Neutral Milk hotel. They proceeded to look super awkward and laugh and then told me they hated it and said I was weird and walked away

I can't tell if these posts are ironic or not anymore

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all my friends listen to mu core even though none of them even know 4chan exists

>be me, was 16 at the time
>invite girl over for lunch
>after we eat, i tell her ill play some music
>start kissing her
>put on autechre
>She stops me, gets off the bed and says shes' gotta go. "Well, thats nice anon. I really should be going though. Also never ever play that shit again"
>She never talked to me again
>CockblockedbyafuckingbandAREUSERIOUS.avi

>be me
>hanging out with friends
>play music that i like
>they don't like it
>i change it to something we both like because i am not a judgmental cunt

i like having friends :^)

>>70242999
then you have a deadly strain of autism

When my dad listens to the radio he'll always change the station anytime a song goes into a more than a couple seconds instrumental interlude. Generally it happens at the end of the song between when the vocals end and when the song actually ends but sometimes he'll do it in the middle of a song too.

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>In car driving cutie girl
>playing some indie shit like DIIV, Mac DeMarco, Homeshake
>"I love your music taste, lets see what else you got"
>fuck
>goes to Xasthur
>Reflecting Hateful Energy starts playing
>she is visibly frightened
>"why do you listen to this anon?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRT-8cxh5ak

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>sister turns on the radio
>the music that is playing is not the music that I personally enjoy
>realize that I'm the only person on Earth with taste

pic related, it's me when I see someone with no taste

>At a party with a few friends and a bunch of normies several years ago
>I decide to see how badass these fgts are
>I put on Kim by Eminem
>Oh oh this is interesting. *Eminem's yelling starts* My female friend mutes the volume, slaps me on the arm and yells WTF
>I explain the song and how it's actually pretty genius and like a movie
>They kick me out after calling me a freak and put their shitty normie indie pop back on
>Later find out, half of those people thought I was crazy and were scared of me...wtf

>>70243106
>>70243024
>>70242982
>>70242979

Tism detected

>>70243106
were you naked as well

ITT: lies

>>70243158

So are most of the threads on every board dude. 4chan consists of pimply, bored, lonely neckbeards who make up wild tales all day pretending their lives are interesting and have meaning.

> at new school, 3/10 beta
> be really going down the /mu/ rabbit hole, start unironically liking Earth
> be listening to Earth 2 in science class, letting the drones consume me
> teacher tells me to take earbuds out
> entire class laughs at me
> wipe drool from chin and begin crying into arm
> lab partner requests seat change after class
NORMIES

>>70242979
>>70243044
>>70243105
obviously didn't happen, try harder next time.......

>>70243237

Hey i drool on myself at school too sometimes.

>18 years old
>end of 7-day schooltrip, trainride back home
>i've basically been tripping balls on surfacing mental illness during the whole trip
>be in compartment with three other students & the two teachers, they're playing stuff from their ipods on shitty speakers
>i'm listening to music with my earbuds on an ipod i borrowed from my sister
>coolguy teacher trying to socialise the outcast
>"anon what are you listening to"
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>play some qotsa and hrsta
>they like it
>some guy goes like "play that john zorn stuff you talked about in english class, shit was nuts"
>fuckmylife.png
>play some john zorn and vsnares
>they all fucking like it, except the other teacher who says he'd listen to britney fucking spears over this
>"god dammit why won't these weird alien people stop paying attention to me, i'm feeling like an animal at the zoo"
>massive panic attack incoming
>wait, my sister's music is still on there
>play some horrifying nu-metal/alt-rock hybrid with a goth loli on vocals
>internally cackling like a maniac
>everyone is awkwardly staring at me "uuuh, yeah... that's... not bad, anon"
>"YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY MY JAM GUYS"
>they quickly lose interest
>THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M FUCKING CRAZY

>>70243403
god bless you

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>>70243403
>>70243403

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>Class in university
>teacher asks us what musicians we like
>Couldn't really think of anyone except...
>"uhm... I like this band called Death Grips and I quite like the vocalist, MC ride"
>some girl says "...Mc ride?"
>"haha yeah, he's quite good, I like his harsh style"
>"whatever I guess"