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ITT: Normie stories

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>be 20
>be kind of quiet and dark at school, people genuinely dont really know what to think of me but they are intrigued by my slight mysterious vibe and good looks/brains when i correct the teacher on their mistakes or play my music
>one day im in the caf playing some Swans when an overweight, unshaven normie wearing a wife beater walks over
>"Hey bitch, what chu playin?" Jock normie's friends have me surrounded now
>"Uh j-just some band you probably don't know. Heh-hehh-heh"*awkward cough*
>"Well I wanna hear this shit." He proceeds to connect my iPod into his bluetooth speakers.
>"The Seer" starts blaring out of the speakers, he has it on full blast OHSHIT.png
>Students have by this point all come around while looking shocked. Some yell to shut it off. Kids are covering their ears and screaming louder.
>"TURN THAT SHIT OFF, FAGGOT. What the FACK is wrong with chu?" *He proceeds to slam my iPod on the marble floor* I start to sweat and feel awful
>"S-sorry d-dude... I dunno, just music I guess. Silly world Eh? Heh-heh...I gotta fucking go whatever."
>I then booked it out of the caf, got mocked on facebook for several days and now people know me as the weird goth dude who listens to awful weird music
>feelsbadman
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>>70231052
nice blog bruh
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ITT: Things that never happened
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>>70231052
cringe
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Is this bait? That's fucking retarded
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why did you type this
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>>70231052

Nice fan fiction mate. Do you have any over or is this your first time ?
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>>70231052

why would you just post a fake story on the internet like that?
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the seer is shit
and nice shitpost this didnt happen
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https://soundcloud.com/theboyghost/ghost-rene-ft-playboy-hancho-deep-sea
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I don't understand the hate for normies desu, just let them live their lives who cares
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>this obviously made up story
>20 years old
>that complete lack of coherence
good one, anon
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