Post one star reviews of your favorite album. Others guess the album.

murican football?

>>70216967
Merryweather post pavilion

>>70216967
Natural Malk Motel

>>70217030
>>70217049
>>70217055
Nope

>>70216967
is it something by modest mouse

>>70217119
yes

My favorite album doesn't have a one star review anywhere

>>70217168
In Rainbows?

>>70217168
Person Pitch

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Blanked out spot is another album by the same artist.

>>70217156
Moon & Antarctica?

>>70217290
No

>>70217265
Yup, it's sad when this beautiful album just doesn't click with someone.

>>70217289
Kid A?

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>>70217156
lcw

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>>70217289
Drukqs?

>>70217335
lol legendary

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A person wrote this review, and four other people agree with it. Fucking pretentious word vomit.

>>70217358
>>70217324
nope. Kid A is a great guess though.

>>70217335
Yep

>>70217335
Mount Eerie?

>>70217388
enjoy your rabbit

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This is the most negative one I could find that didn't give anything away.

(Hint: 70s album)

>>70217379
MBDTF?

>>70217447
Nah.

Hint: "enduring the moaning"

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made me p mad desu

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>>70217443
Rumours?

>>70217379
>platitundinous
lmao i want to know what this is

>>70217423
Nope. I'll give a hint.
The album they mentioned that they liked came out over a decade after the album being reviewed.

>>70217483
Nope. Male artist.

>>70217476
can someone translate this

>>70217467
Is it by Joanna Newsom?

>>70217513
buyers market?

>>70217513
White Light/White Heat? If so what a pleb.

>>70217519
>Joanna Newsom
All male band

>>70217513
Trout Mask Replica...?

>>70217519
A woman did a bunch of the vocals though

>>70217314
>Yup, it's sad when this beautiful album just doesn't click with someone.

It clicked so much with Grimes it turned her into a musician.

>I was walking around in Montreal with this in my headphones, and I had only just started making music. I completely tripped out because the way the songs are formatted allows you to hear how Panda Bear is building songs out of loops.

>Up until that point I had basically only made weird atonal drone music, with no sense of songwriting. I barely understood anything about music, it seemed like a mystery. But suddenly all music clicked into place and seemed so simple and easy. I was pretty much able to spontaneously write songs immediately after listening to this album once. I guess it seriously jumpstarted my mind in a freaky way.

>>70217625
pink season

>>70217572
closest guess yet

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It's not dopethrone btw.

>>70217590
VU&N?

>>70217628
That's amazing

Person Pitch is pure fucking art of the highest order.

>>70217647
>VU&N
It came out after 9/11

>>70217639
Is it a EW album though?

>>70217687
Yes, though that kinda gives it away.

>>70217513
I've seen this one before. I won't give it away, but that is one garbage review. It's not even a noisy or dissonant record or anything

>>70217513
Is it something by Zappa?

>>70217729
Yes

>>70217707
Witchcult Today or Black Masses?

>>70217738
It's either Freak Out! or We're Only In It For the Money

>>70217749
neither

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>>70216967
This is the lowest rated review the album has

Everything else is higher

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>>70216967
This review says "his" but the artist is female

>>70217774
Music has been proven to sound better to schizophrenics.

>>70217774
Animal collective

>>70217786
>recommend to almost anyone
>3/5

>>70217776
Uncle Meat? I don't really listen to Zappa t bh
>>70217774
I was thinking Trout Mask but the "piano intro" and "oboe or bassoon" throws it off.
>>70217786
Don't know but I want to

>>70217788
Is it like Stockhausen or Schoenberg or something?

>>70217931
Nah I think they only have slightly strict system. The positive review fags are blatantly obvious. When I was looking at reviews for Person Pitch just now this guy wrote multiple paragraphs praising each song with shit-tier analysis and gave 2/5 stars.

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>>70217774
here's another review I found on Amazon

hint: it's the band's second album, released in the mid 70s

>>70218123
Sung Tongs?

>>70218123
ahhahaahahhaah wtf pic is missing and my filename gave it away 0_o

>>70217936
Nope its a female singer's album

>>70217774

It's not Machine Gun is it

>>70217484
Avalanches?

>>70217674
Is it Arcade Fire?

>>70218166
not familiar with that album

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if anyone guesses it I'll buy the vinyl release to you myself

>>70218251
MPP

>>70218293

doesn't count

>>70218172
no, there was an album released in between them.

>>70217379
Hospice

>>70218251
Merriweather Post Pavilion by /our guys/?

These threads are so dumb.

>>70218362
Love You by The Beach Boys?

>>70217774
Unrest

>>70218400
you got it

>>70218331
Bingo!

>>70218720
this description of the album makes me want to listen to it

>>70218720

I was going to say Ghost until I saw the date

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>>70217335
Strokes

>>70217851
>>70217786
It's "Lighght" by kishi bashi

Don't think anyone was going to guess it

Enjoy it man

I fucking love every single song on it

>>70218720
lmao

>>70218720
First utterance

>>70217358
what is this?

>>70219086
ye

>>70219020
That's a pretty good album

One of the only tracks I don't like that much is The Ballad of Mr. Steak

>>70219148
That's a fair enough opinion

It's funny because that's the track I heard first that drew me to the rest of the album

Now I would say it's probably closer to my least favorites then favorite tracks

But I still love all the songs on it

I'll be honest though. The first two times I listened to it, I thought it was alright but not great.

Inb4 DUDE
But....
I listened to it on shrooms and it changed my whole perspective of it.
Was the best musical experience of my life.

And now, whether I'm sober or not, it still sounds fucking great.
Helped me to notice and pick up on things I hadn't before.
I heard more of the details that I subconsciously blocked out normally.

If you ever get the chance to listen to it (or 151A for that matter) on shrooms.
Go for it.

Every fucking song is incredibley moving and gorgeous.

>>70219289
For me it was Philosophize in it

The album is just full of such well written songs, I don't get how anybody could really dislike it

>>70217788
Bjork

>>70217289
>Writing a review before even a full listen through

>>70217443
Wish You Were Here?