whats the most metal way to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455-CIgc7co

the way macho man did

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>>70200412

Blood eagle for sure

>>70200412
Calling upon your ancestors' spirit animals to rip the skeleton out of your body and performing live with your metal band to different metal band members, while wearing a suit of armor.

Burial at sea.

>>70200412
Choking on dick

aborted

Lashed to the slave stick

shooting yourself in the head with a tshirt gun

Fall on lamps

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>>70200412
Falling on a lamp

shaken baby syndrome

falling lamp syndrome

Euronymous fell on a lamp?

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>>70202595
What is this referring too?

delish stew and pretty necklaces

>>70202941
i'm going to assume you're acquainted to Varg Vikernes of Burzum and the killing of Euronymous in 1993. this is quoted from burzum.org:

"Euronymous ran down a flight of stairs and stopped to call the neighbour's door bell. He quickly realized that I had come after him, so he continued to flee down the stairs, knocking on the walls, trying to call the door-bells of the neighbours as he ran past them, and screaming for help. I stabbed him (three or four times) in his left shoulder as he ran - that was the only part I could hit while we were running anyhow. He then stumbled and broke a lamp on the wall, probably with his head or arm, and fell into the glass fragments - in his underwear."

it's memed because what really happened was Varg stapped Euronymous in his peepee as an act of sexual dominance after he died, but he told the courts he got broken glass in his underwear when he realised he could get a longer sentence for doing something weird that like.