Why Is French Music Based?

Imagine being in that room standing in the corner sweating and browsing /mu/ on your phone while everyone else is having a good time

>>70199666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

they frequently top the charts in france and sell out shows

I don't get it

>>70199666
Are these gentlemen wearing masks or are they genuinely caricatures?

>>70199912
I don't speak french, but my Google search lead me to believe it's real. Seemed like they were really handsome in their 20's and have wanted to retain they're beauty. Made me oddly sad...

>>70199980
*their beauty, wow.
sorry bout dat senpai

>>70199980
yea it is real they did a whole bunch of plastic surgery

>>70199666
what the absolute fuck their faces look like those plastic politician masks

I swear that dude on the left is a fucking JFK caricature

Wtf, they look like Charles Bronson and Robert Z'Dar.

>>70199739
they don't seem like a sucess, 60% of the public is just standing and doesn't seem into it. they just focus on the few crazy ones.

>>70199980
it kinda works though
they are almost 70 but look younger

>>70200004
>Robert Z'Dar.

+1 for that reference.

>>70199666
>all the people wearing their masks

>>70201433
yes, but they didn't retain their humanity.
it's often said that beauty fades, but I never found that to be true. beauty's just always in a state of change. it's not that the beauty faded when the youth did, the beauty simply changed. it is no longer that of blossoming life, but that of experience.

>>70201433
yes, but they didn't retain their humanity.
it's often said that beauty fades, but I never found that to be true. beauty's just always in a state of change. it's not that the beauty faded when the youth did, the beauty simply changed. it is no longer that of blossoming life, but that of experience. such is the path of human beauty, but not that of these horrid creatures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff

They seem pretty smart, considering they got their bachelors at 14 and cheated their way to getting a phd. Why do smart people do stupid shit

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>>70199666
they are the final boss

>>70199912
>not knowing about the based Bogdanoffs who can contact aliens

>>70201433
but they look like they came out of some claymation cartoon, they butchered themselves.