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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-01-08 04:02:01 Post No. 70194700
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
p4k shill
2017-01-08 04:02:01
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 1
Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
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RTJ didn't deserve BNM
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>>70194777
neither do most of the artists that receive them nowadays, pitchfork is just a poorly-disguised advertisement service that occasionally introduces plebs to a few decent albums
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>>70194700
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
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I hope we get a 10 or 0.0 this year
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>>70194818
God I'm so glad /mu/ finally realizes what an elitest, ad-sales driven cuckmachine p4k is.
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>>70195477
God I'm so glad /mu/ isn't known for elitism
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Massive Attack - Mezzanine 9.3 by Nate Patrin
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22703-mezzanine/
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>>70196981
wow thank god I finally know what pitchfork thinks about this. I feel much better now like a weight has been lifted.
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>>70197297
They gave Mezzanine a 8.1 in 1998.
https://web.archive.org/web/20080704062420/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/19742-massive-attack-mezzanine
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>>70197368
wow the whole picture is really coming into focus
sublime in its finality
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>p4k is no longer cool
It's all falling apart real fuckin quick, Schreiber. Just like I said it would..
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why did beach house meme guy have to die?
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