What's his endgame?

Christmas week 2017

death

Brian Wilson breaks into Mike Love's home. He passes the many gun racks, passes the banana hammock display case, and approaches Mike's bed. He looks at the man who has wreaked havoc on his career throughout the years. He quickly grabs and ties Mike up. Mike wakes up and starts screaming, calling Brian a "cuck" and "a lard with eyes" Brian kicks him across the face, "shut the fuck up" he yells, then in a quiet whisper he says into his ear, "Smile!" Brian proceeds to take a small chihuahua out of his backpack and instructs it to poop in Mike Love's mouth. As the shit slowly drips out of the poor pups ass it makes a high pitched warbling sound, and as only a musical master such as he can, Brian harmonizes with it perfectly. This would be the last harmonization Brian would ever do. He pulls out a brick (one he had saved from the tearing down of the original "wall of sound" he helped construct in the 60's) and bashes Mikes face in. Mikes "MAGA" hat falls lifelessly to the ground, covered in viscera and dog shit.
Brian takes a step back and admires is handiwork. For once in his life he feels truly happy, more than any meds or anti-depressants could make him. He takes 3 acid tabs from his backpocket and places them on his tongue. He closes his eyes and places the gun against his temple. He sighs a sigh of relief, "Brian Wilson Presents" he whispers, and pulls the trigger.

>>70186584
Live longer than Mike Love so he can get his greedy paws on the rights to all songs Mike fairly wrote and was robbed of by Brian "Lyin" Wilson

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>>70187392

>>70187392
holy shit

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>>70187392
christ

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>>70186973

>>70187392
Well ok then.

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>>70187392
more anon

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>>70187392
>it makes a high pitched warbling sound, and as only a musical master such as he can, Brian harmonizes with it perfectly
perfect

>>70187392
Slightly more than I had anticipated, but okay.

>>70187392
damn...

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>>70187392
I looked this up and found nothing. You actually wrote this, didn't you?

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>>70187392

>>70188938
really thats the end of the story. i could definitely expand the universe of Brian Wilson, a la the star wars prequels. Maybe with some sort of Jar Jar character thats really just a anthropomorphic character embodying the forces in Brians life that leads him down this dark and depressed path

>>70189558
uhh

>>70186584
being retarded

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>>70190116
you dun good, anon

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>>70187392
>He pulls out a brick (one he had saved from the tearing down of the original "wall of sound" he helped construct in the 60's)

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