ITT: ruin an artist in 6 words or less

King Crimson: poor mans 21 pilots

>>70179082
Sufjan Stevens sounds like Disney music

>>70179082
How?

>>70179228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5s1WSOAEWQ

ian curtis sounds like homer simpson

>>70179282
How is that a Christmas song?

Cardiacs are no different than any 00s Hot Topic-core ala Mindless Self Indulgence and The Dresden Dolls

Roger Waters sounds like Mike Wazowski

>>70179082
>>70179282
You are fucking retarded

death grips are just a meme

Mercury Rev sound like Christmas top 40

>>70180226
Holy fuck, he actually does!

>>70180226
I can actually see it fuck me

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>>70179082
Velvet Underground & Nico era Velvet Underground just sounds like baby lullabies

>>70179082
FKA Twigs whispers/moans like Britney Spears.

>>70180267
>>70180384
Seven words
>>70180376
Twelve words
>>70180216
Seventeen words

Buzz Osborne sounds like James Hetfield

Death Grips: Insane Clown Posse junior

>Liturgy
Poorly made, watered down hipster "metal."

neutral milk hotel is steam punk

caravan palace is fedoracore

>>70180216
Jimmy Urine is the greatest songwriter of the 90s AND the 00s, fuck you

Ghost is Scooby Doo chase music

Doom sounds like he's constantly eating

>>70180172
>Implying he doesn't sound like an alcoholic Kermit the Frog

american football is for whiny whitebois

I hate Pink Floyd

Art Angels sounds like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs album everyone hated

Death Grips is identical to Linkin Park.

Music is pure ideology

>>70181554
WTF I hate Pink Floyd now

Tom Waits sings like the cookie monster

>>70180872
u dun geddid

>>70180267
more like the flaming lips tbqh

>>70179146
literally how

>>70181649
*sniff*

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I never did like Elliot Smith
He makes a lot of sad songs but I never thought he was genuinely sad. I think his life sucked just because he was so damn ugly

>>70180837
i hate you

>>70183570
my english teacher from HS knew him

>>70183570
Read a biography on him, dude had a severely fucked life. He was abused by his stepdad and never really recovered from it.
Nothing wrong with not liking his music, js his pain seemed genuine to me.

At the drive in = mariachi slipknot

>>70183570
I know you're trolling, but don't insult Elliott. He was a great and helpful human being. You have no right to disrespect him. I know i may sound like fanboy making a long-winded reply, but i take shit like this personally. You can disrespect his music, his equipment, or his fans, but don't insult him.
TL;DR: don't call him ugly you queer

the fact that so many books

>>70183860
what did he have to say of him?

Linkin Park sound like Linkin Park

>>70183918
pretty sure you meant samba fugazi

>>70184159
lol I'm glad he died fuck him

>>70184659
>being so mentally warped you think this is an acceptable thing to say

>>70181544
>implying /mu/ isn't full of those
Cum on step it up

>>70184743
I'm behind you on this, seriously fuck that guy

>>70180172
Maybe the early episodes when Dan Castellaneta was doing a Walter Matthau imitation

>>70184159
>>70184659
>>70184743
>taking /mu/ seriously

>>70181493
lol

boards of canada:
boring drones
repetitive beats
so nostalgic

>>70183570
He was pretty qt sometimes. Plus, he had some gfs through his life, some of them pretty qt. Stop being so superficial anon. He was an astonishing guitar player and songwriter and one of the most genuine ones.

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>>70179170
Please explain

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>>70181579

Literally any six words Father John Misty says when he's not singing. You can listen to his music and give it the benefit of the doubt - soon as he opens his fucking mouth you realise it's all just pretentious shite.

>>70180172
>ian curtis sounds like homer simpson
I just listened to Shadowplay with this in mind and holy shit

>>70179282
>has piano
>must be christmas song

Just fuck my shit up

>>70187620
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DOES WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, but for genre. The beat in most fast Hardcore Punk sounds like circus music

>>70186742
flutes

>>70180384
shit. now i'll never get that out of my head.

>>70181578
literally untrue

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Anohni sounds like Titus Andromedon.

Suicide's closest ancestors are BOTDF

>>70187620
Thanks for ruining Joy Division for me

>>70190661
GOD DAMN IT

>>70190661
oh shit lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM13TflTFec

>>70180172
I find he sounds almost exactly like Gordon Downie

>>70181540
That's David Gedge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjiGjVyFPc

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>>70179082
>ruin an artist in 6 words or less

>OMG, I just came up with such a #REKT!!
>let me count the words and set it as the bar for a thread about it
We've all done this, just make it less obvious saying 7 or 8 words

>>70179082
The Residents don't actually exist

>>70187620
I wanna find clips of The Simpsons and try to sync it up with the song.

>>70181579
More like Death Grips perfected what Linkin Park attempted and failed miserably.

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>>70179082
Grimes' videos are just friends dancing

Her music is more relevant to her failure/success, but the video thing really started to bother me, as I usually like it when artists make videos

>>70191414
linkin park were fine, death grips turned their sound into a twisted joke

>>70180226
How did you discover this?

>>70191174
The guy from Interpol is the missing link