>>70173704
Why are you allowed?
He's right
When I see this picture, I just imagine Scaruffi up late at night in his home in Italy. On his computer is the picture of the asian teen. He zooms into her bra, then slowly scrolls down her belly until the panties are full frame. His smile widens exactly like that classic picture you've all seen of him. His pants begin to tighten. "Ohhh yes" he mumbles in through his thick Italian accent. He pulls down his trousers and his average-sized yet abnormally smelly cock springs out of a tangled mess of pubes, eagerly awaiting his grip.
But first! He forgot something. He goes over to his record player and gingerly picks from the shelf his well worn vinyl copy of Trout Mask Replica. Once the needle hits the record and the opening notes to "Frownland" begin, he feels euphoric. His already-erect cock feels as though it may burst. Sitting back in his chair, he stares unblinkingly at the computer screen, where pixelated panties glow brightly. Stroking faster and faster now, he is moving his hand in rhythm with the song. This is paradise for a lone Italian man. His smile is stuck. He cannot go back to Frownland. He leans forward and sniffs the computer screen, then giving it a savoury lick across where the clit would be for good measure. Suddenly, he knows it is time. He leans back, and howling along with Beefheart, he lets his cock erupt warm semen across his computer screen, like hot lava blowing from a volcano.
>>70173704
He's got his own website, he can rate things however he wants you dumb weaboo
If you don't like it start your own website www.weaboomusicreviews.com or something
>>70173778
epic burn, you totally pwned him with that one bro! Fist bump !
>>70173797
i wanna suck your dick
>>70173810
ROFLCOPTER it's le SO RANDUM HUMOUR xdxd !!1!
>>70173758
who's this, one of his friends?
did they?
>>70173758
holy shit
>>70173834
i still want to ingest it
i'm sincere
>>70173894
damn, scaruffi's friends page has some weird shit. this is annya b t w
>>70173849
yes
what is she saying?
>>70173797
It was better than your weak ass burn
Step up the burn game you lil ho
>>70174006
She looks like she's his carer and he's a handicapped man lmao.
Does anyone else notice that a lot of the albums for friends mention the party of October 2007? I like to think that this was the only party he was ever invited too (and only because they felt bad for weird old Pierro) and it was like the happiest moment of his life.
>>70174287
kek there's something about that 2007 party, its like a detective flick
>>70174287
link to the 2007 party please
>>70174384
enjoy
http://www.scaruffi.com/friends/farewe07/farewell.html
>>70174384
http://www.scaruffi.com/friends/farewe07/farewell.html
It's referenced in the albums for a lot of his individual friends as well
>>70173758
Wow, she's beautiful.
>>70173758
keks
>>70174406
>>70174413
Pretty autistic party if you ask me
>>70173704
Why are people allowed to have their opinions?