Musical pet peeves Post yours

Perfect albums
I really hate when an album is so fucking polished it's shining
Just leave the mistakes in for fucks sake
It makes it more human

>Album is longer than 14 minutes

>album is 67 minutes long
>2 CDs

>>70132551
Not sure if ironic post but I actually kinda feel this way. I wish EPs were taken more seriously and they weren't just extra stuff from other album sessions

15 to 20 min would be perfect, like an episode of something

>>70132657
Kinda serious, although I'm exaggerating. I totally agree. Gridlink's Orphan is my favorite metal album and its about 14 minutes.

>>70132502

absurdly prolific artists

>>70132875
Robert Pollard. I think he needs to give it a rest at this point.

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>>70132502
>""""""deep"""""" lyrics

when music exists

>>70133182
DID THE MAN

>lyrics have the word ''baby'' or ''babe'' in it, referring to a woman the singer wants to have sex with

>>70133323
AND IT'S
HELLO BABE

>>70133295
WHO INVENTED COLLEGE

>>70132551

Depends on the genre, actually. For instance, an ambient album under 40 minutes is too short, while a grindcore album over 30 minutes is too long.

>>70132502
When more effort is put into the lyrics than the music.

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>>70133323
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire

If you refuse me
Honey you loose me
Then you'll be
Left alone

Oh baby telephone
And tell me I'm
Your own

>>70134480
FUCK THIS MODEL

when the bass guitar is high in the mix but doesn't do anything exciting

>emo american vocals
>out of place songs in albums (vastly different genre)
>cheesy guitar solos
>people who complain about music being political

Noise-rock that sounds like it was made by bros with distortion pedals instead of betas with drug problems

>>70133000

compared to people like Muslimgauze or Merzbow he is a lazy fuck.

>>70135663
This
Noise rock should be made by the intellectual heroin addicts

>>70135663
>Noise-rock that sounds like it was made by bros with distortion pedals

This made me laugh for some reason.
Give me a few examples please.

>>70135512
AND BLEACH HIS COLLEGE

>>70132502
I only consider albums my favourites if I start crying so much I puke to them.