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Grimes
>Ugly
>Shitty voice
>Generic boring music
>never had billboard 100 success
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits and yellow teeth
Marina
>Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31
>Garbage sellout music
>has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier
>never had billboard 100 success
>Is a sellout
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair
>literally the biggest cuck in female music
>looks like a tranny
Lauren
>Saggy flat tits
>Ugly face
>SJW Cunt
>hates /mu/
>never had billboard 100 success
>is racist against white people
Annie Clark(St. Vincent)
>Lesbian Dyke
>Literally no tits
>literally no ass
>guitars sound like autotuned farts
>doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars
>never had billboard 100 success
Sky Ferreria
>Man face
>fucked up heroin whore
>Man Voice
>never had billboard 100 success
>monotone boring Voice
Charli XCX
>Ugly, Fat, Smelly
>Half Indian so half poo
>posts and talks about taking shits and pisses
>Shitty obnoxious Voice
>Is a whore
>only has a career because of Iggy Azealia
Joanna Newsom
>sounds like an autistic Grandma
>looks like a wrinkly twelve year old
>shitty autistic lyrics
>Maried to Andy Samberg
Lana Del Rey
>literally who


And then we have Beyoncé
>Hot as fuck, looks like 20 at 35
>big tits big ass
>#slays
>Is Queen
>tremendous billboard 100 success
>Amazing Voice, can sound cute and threatening at the same time
>Is a strong women and is actually strong and doesn't just pretend to be
>BTFO /pol/ and /mu/ with ez
>Everyone exept for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS QUEEN SLAY

>>70128149
>looks like 20 at 35

m8 I'm not even saying she doesn't look good for her age, but you must know some rough 20 year olds.

>>70128149
>looks like 20 at 35
>not lavren

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>>70128293
what do you mean by that

>>70128149
obvious b8

>>70128536
But he's right.

>>70128379
m8, no 20 year old should look like that

a 20 year old girl who looks like the most attractive, youthful looking 35 year old woman in the world is still fucking minging. grim grim grim

>>70128118
STOLE MAH WEAVE

>becomes president in 2020
>trump is killed by a pack of feminists
>destroys putin's patriarchy
>invades UK and makes them rejoin the EU, and '''Nige Fagrage''' gets BTFO
>the remaining syrian refugees from kenya flock to europe and north america
>we all live in peace in a world without fascists like drumphf, putin, farage and orban

>>70128634
YAAAAAAS PRESIDENT BEY SLAY

>>70128149
Bruh if you're gonna talk shit about the waifus at least include all of them.