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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-01-05 04:22:10 Post No. 70122402
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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2017-01-05 04:22:10
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 1
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Alphonse Mouzon
-Welcome to 2017.
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
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>>70122402
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
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Seance 8.8 bnm
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This thread stands with the following:
Pastor Kim Burrell (Lev. 18:22)
Killer Mike (Rape 1997)
Dr. Luke (Ke$ha L-I-E-S)
Freddie Gibbs (NOT Guilty)
More to come...
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>>70122402
>Pitchfork
>Patrician
Pick one
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>>70123130
you're a huge faggot, ott. kys.
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>Only white man in the room: Well, it's that time of the year again. Time to pick the most adventurous, innovative or excellent musical record of 2016. I very much enjoyed Bowie's last a-
>Empowered Latinx FtM: Umm, excuse me? I think instead of focusing on traditional white patriarchal concepts like "originality" or "excellence" we should use this space to promote artists from marginalized minorities. It's 2016, a white male like Bowie should stay out of our list, cracker
>Rest of staff [in unison, while scratching their head]: Yeah, I guess...
>White Man: Solange it is!
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fag general?
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>>70123618
why not, you're already here.
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It's nice to see /mu/ finally telling p4k to go fuck themselves.
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>>70123720
#savage
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>>70123510
1. Black/Woman
2. Black/Homosexual
3. Black/Woman
4. Dead
5. Black
6. Black
7. Black/Dead
8. Mentally Ill
9. Woman
10. Radiohead
So to crack the top 10 without being a minority, you have to be fucking Radiohead of all bands. And even then you can only sneak in at 10th. When will the oppression against alive white males end?
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What's everybody listening to?
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literally who
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Insecure (Music From the HBO Original Series) 7.4 by Vanesse Okoth-Obbo
Little Simz 7.1 by Katherine St. Asaph
Yotam Avni 7.0 by Andy Beta
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>>70123799
>I'm being oppressed by an AOTY list
Do you even realize how pathetic you sound? If black people were as sensitive and whiny as white people, they would have (rightfully) burned this country to the ground. Get a life, you neet retard.
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>>70125005
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Indie.
Because the beauty of the White Indie Male must not perish from the earth.
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