/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

RTJ3 8.8 BNM
Heard it here first

>>70075232
In your fucking dreams

"legend has it" got BNT a month ago, I think it's chances are good. If not BNM then 8.0+

>>70075014
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Chance the Rapper & Jeremih got a BNT and only a 8.1
So RTJ BNM isn't a given but I think they're in a similar situation as Bowie last year when one of the best albums of the year came right at the beginning.

>>70075014
Calling RTJ3 9.3.
BTM is a given.

rtj 7.7

>>70076179
haha not in a million years
8+ at very least

RTJ 8.6

RTJ 7.0

RTJ 45.0 BMI

RTJ1 8.5
RTJ2 9.0
RTJ3 9.5

>>70076397
RTJ's BMI balances out to like 30 since El-P is tiny

RTJ3 8.2

>>70076449
it's getting a 10/10 from what I've gather

7.9

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>>70076397

How do I get to the review without having it stall for so long?

8.6 BNM BTFO

10. Review by Cohen

>>70076230
You're welcome.

BTFO

>>70076230
You got it, boy

RTJ 8.6 BTM
Good score pitchfork.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Run the Jewels 8.6 BNM by Sheldon Pearce
Steven Warwick 7.6 by Thea Ballard

do fat black guys have innie dicks covered by their FUPAs like white lardos? or is the bbc myth real, and they have giant ones even tho they're fatso?

>>70076723
depends on the person and I've only seen one of their dicks and it was small. they're skinny, though, so I don't know about a fatty hamplanet like Mike.

>>70076723
No, they don't have the innie thing. Still looks pretty big

>>70076754
>>70076782
this was actually a gay test, and you both failed.

>>70076848
or succeeded...

day 2 of twenty-seventeen, and p4k is already pushing the blm meme. i had resolved to stop pretending to like black music, but i guess it's one more year for me.

>>70076974
Rhyme animal, pitbull terrier
Rap terrorist, terrorize, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk

rtj review by the numbers
-2500 total words
-'black' is written 130 times
-blm mentioned in first graf
-the genocide of the white race is openly championed
-writer claims to be 110% black
-1 donald trump assassination plot written in emoji
-0 mention of killer mike's rape conviction from 1997.

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killer make before he got reverse vitiligo. pic related

>>70077031
This post is blatantly false

>>70077031
Go to bed richard spencer

when i listen to white indie i pretend i'm singing it at a talent show at my high school, and my teachers and the cool kids are all impressed, and the girls i had crushes on smile and flirt with me after, but when i listen to black music, i pretend i'm black, and that means i can say 'nigga' and get mad at white ppl on facebook when blm stuff happens.

>>70077186
i had to look up who richard spencer was, so that means i failed your racist test.

i follow lots of music ppl on instagram, and i've been noticing this thing they do where they post selfies of themselves and some black person. it's like letting other ppl know they're not racist.

>>70077311
but do you have an alt right SS haircut?

>>70077419
i cut my own hair with a pair of clippers my mom got me for christmas a few years ago. so no??

>>70077380
Understandable when more and more racists are feeling more comfortable being openly racist. I'm one of the good white ppl I swear!

>>70077419
>SS haircut
They're called "fashy haircuts" now

>>70077380
it's like
>selfie
>selfie
>pile of books they're pretending to read
>studio shit
>selfie
>selfi
>tour shit
>me and some grinny black person
>selfie
>selfie

p4k aoty
>12 kendrick
>13 kanye
>14 rtj
>15 kendrick
>16 solange
>17 ???

>>70077483
i thought that was a nu-male haircut. nazis used to have those ;OOOO?

>>70077555
2013 was Vampire Weekend

>>70077555
The Brave Little Abacus

>>70077031
>killer mike's rap conviction from 1997

we're just making up shit like this now? isn't this the same thing you /pol/ retards hate about "feminazis?"

>>70077624
maybe satire of a troll /pol/ post. hard to tell on internet

>>70077583
The far right took their haircut back

this thread stands with dr luke and killer mike.

>>70077624
i remember you. racism = bad, ableism = okay.

>>70077688
if you hit space bar twice, it makes an automatic period.

Animal Collective and The Rapture are still the only two bands to not get BNM on the follow-up to a p4k AOTY

>>70077855
vampire weekend in 2017

>>70077871
hopefully. I was really thinking they would pan Bon Iver's new album, but no

>>70077897
surprised me too. it was horrible. and i liked his s/t one.

>>70077825
what in the absolute fuck are you talking about?

>>70077842
Grammar nazi posting in this thread

>>70077948
you throw around 'retard' like it's breathing air, but you get mad if someone says something about your precious black ppl. hypocrisy 101

>>70077963
actual nazi too

>>70077963
Guy he "corrected" here, grammar is not punctuation (although expecting a period at the end of a one line 4chan response is anal af)

>>70078004
orthography nazi*

hope everyone had a good christmas. and if you don't celebrate christmas, i'm glad you're burning in hell.

I'm glad that /p4k/ is back

>>70077983
I'm not the guy you are arguing with but I used to use retard in casual conversation until I was called out on it. I stopped because yeah I recognized it was fucking rude. The difference is you will never stop desperately clinging to your right to say shitty things about black people.

>>70077983
You are making a false equivalence