ITT: every [band name] song

Every animal collective song

>INSIDE

>I CUM IN THE FUCK

Every Merzbow song

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Every Beach House Song

>Guitar slide

Every Kendrick song

>AYY FUCK SHIT BITCHES MONEY WE WUZ KANGZ WHITE DEVIL KEEP US DOWN

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Every Suicide song

>4/4 drum machine beat
>a single chord played on the keyboard
>random lyrics sung by Vega in a vaguely rockabilly fashion
>random, short, fidgety "AH"s

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Every Gong song
>dude acid lmao

Every Zappa song
> lol funny
> lol sarcastic
> top kek experimental

Every Yes song
> British people doing masturbation to their instruments

>>70061776
>every Oasis song
>strum acoustic guitar
>sing nonsense nursery rhyme sounding verse in nasally, gravelly whine
>drums come in
>electric guitar comes in on nonsense nursery rhyme "anthemic" chorus
>some half-assed "psychedelic"/Beatles-esque instrumentation
>repeat first verse and chorus and then chorus again another 3-4 times for five minutes

Every Have a Nice Life song

>open FL studio
>put drone at beginning
>grab a drum beat from the default FL packs that sound """""industrial"""""
>>free packs are shit though so only snare and bass every beat in cut time
>play generic simple riff on an overdriven
>"NOBODY LOVES ME I WANNA DIE PLS RELEASE ME"
>play around with synths, either some really shitty string keys or some dumb shit that is 3 decades too late
>add way too much fucking reverb on every single fucking instrument and vocals
>end by drawing out a wall of noise/riff/both for 2 minutes too long

I love these guys but their songs can get a bit formulaic.

>>70063719
lol

>I CUM IN THE FUC

Every Mac DeMarco song

>classic drum beat
>Mac comes in with his slidey, chorus-drenched rhythm chords
>IIII LIKE GIRLS AND SMOKIN' CIGARETTES.... [pregnant pause] ....I SHOWED HER MY COCK AND SHE GOT REAL WET [goofy smile]

Every GRIMES song
>pseudomelodic keyboard intro
>que: drum beat (read: drum loop Grimes found when googling "drum beats for shitty pop songs")
>keyboard loop (basic chord progression, found in a similar manner as the drum loop)
>vocals filtered to hell and back
>reverb
>gay lyrics
done.

Every Ween

>Element of humor
>Guitar solo
>Different sounding vocals than the last song

>>70065528
sounds real fucking boring

Every hip-hop song:

HOL UP
>smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
>rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
>breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
>pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
>snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
>holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
>eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
>licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
>dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
>throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
>repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
>Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

>>70065642
kek

>>70065594
oh it's not

Every Marcel Foley song
>Paulstretch

>>70063719
It's a good formula, but yeah it seems like a lot of their songs are like this.

>>70063719
this bate is too smelly for this early in the afternoon, you're gonna make us all sick, friendo

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>>70063430
stop posting

>>70065844
how can one man get so triggered by a post on an anonymous thai basket-weaving forum?

>>70065869
jokes on you i'm an otter

Every bull of heaven song.

>insert here some idea taken to extreme or some test that you decided to release anyway

Every Weezer song

>Girls are scary
>I wish I could talk to them without feeling dumb
>2-measure guitar solo
>Rivers does the bridge vocals in falsetto
>The whole band stops and the song ends with the instruments ringing into silence

Every Scaruffi song.

Oh yeah...SCARUFFI'S TOO POOR TO AFFORD AN INSTRUMENT LET ALONE GETTING HIS NON EXISTENT ALBUMS PRESSED. SCARUFFI IS A STINKY SMELLY BUM!! IF HE'S NOT A BUM THEN HE'S PROBABLY TOO RETARDED IN THE HEAD TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

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>Quiet drone
>After the quiet drone has gone on for three minutes too long some sparse percussion comes in
>Light guitar playing the same thing over and over
>Light bass playing the same thing over and over
>Crazy man starts moaning
>Instruments slowly get louder
>Band members start torturing the instruments
>Crazy man starts yelling
>Quiet drone

Death grips
>FAST DRUMS
>YUH
>AH
>I DO A MEAN/UNHEATHY/BAD THING
>FUCK
>BIIITCH

>>70063557
i've been laughing at this for about five minutes now

every my bloody valentine song
>awful production
>too much distortion
>can barely hear the singing
>total disaster

>>70065774
nice

>>70067397
*HANL along with >>70063719

>>70067000
Nothing wrong with that

Every Lil Ugly Mane's tracks
>Vaporwave
>SUIS KIND MACHINE
>DOOT DOOO DOOT

>>70065826
>bate

>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah

>>70063430
this desu

>>70067725
every drake song?

Every modest mouse song

>guitar chords
>I am sad
>WELL
>Harmonic bend
>GODDAMN SHIT
>drum

>Every song on Hesitation Marks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg-Wk2DEXs

Every apex twin song
>dink
>donk
>splink
>doop
>gloop
>sad beep

>>70068443
every rapper probably
first one I thought about was lil uzi vert

>>70067725
>Usher
>Usher
>Usher

>piano/cacophony
>i'm mean / lonely / i did a bad thing / I'm getting punished for it

Guess the band

Every Migos song:
MIGOS
triplet flow
we invented the dab
fuck bitches
triplet flow
MIGOS

Smash Mouth
>SOME

>>70068544
>[evil smile]

>>70068544
>One of Aphex's friends yells an obscenity or "Richard!"

>>70068714
rain drop
drop top
I agree with your post post post

Every Sigur Ros song:
>slow atmospheric buildup
>slow, basic drumline
>high pitched icelandic moaning

DG
>sparse bass or drum line
>synth pattern begins
>Ride yells
>songs explodes into noise
>Ride yells
>song stops for a sample
>SIX MEELYON WAY TO DIE
>Ride: "AAAHHH"
>noisy first section of song repeats
>Ride yells
>abruptly ends