Post only artists who's looks match their talents

tfw she will never sit on my face

>>70060258

>wanting your eyes to get gouged out by white """""woman"""""" hip bones

>>70060247

>No talent
>No tits & ass

Perfect match indeed.

>>70060267
guess I could just suck her toes instead

>>70060324
Will he be ok

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>>70060400
>tfw takes medicine
>tfw had cancer
he'll be fine

>>70060247
not part of the swift fanaticism but damn that's a good pic

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>you don't believe those rumours about me, do you anon?

Wat do?

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>>70060247

>>70060537
smelly

>>70060499
of course not, my queen, may i have a footjob now?

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It's great, because their 80s fashion looked awful, with the hair and the outfits, and Heart's music was trash in the 80s too, but they were fantastic on both fronts int he 70s.

>>70060895
all manlets are untalented

>>70060895
Kekd

>>70060537
Shitty

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>>70060920

>>70060914
hows that soundcloud going :^)

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>>70060537
Indeed. She's beautiful and talented.

Haters gonna hate.

>>70060537
well this one is true :^))))))))))))))))

>>70060537
pain

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>>70061256
Of course. Her huge talent is matched by her patrician beauty.

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post more taylor

>>70060920

he is a depressed /fit/ autist?

>>70061186

the funny thing is that almost everyone agrees with her being included in this thread.
People who are fans of her music tend to find her cute/attractive. The ones who hate her music usually think she's also ugly.

>>70061310
I was going to say this didn't make sense, but yeah, her ""beauty"" is indeed matched by her talent.

>>70061120
full comic pls

>>70060247
this is probably the best pic I've seen of her

>>70060537
The irony of the Rousey t-shirt.

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>mediocre

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handsome as fuck

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>>70060258
>Tay will never write a song "I will never sit on Anon's face"

the pain.... it would probably be a good song, tho, with a verse describing the mouthbreating sadfuck ways of Anon and how she is digusted by him

>>70062266
great nips

>>70062266
source?

george Michael

>>70061120
>>70061729
this

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He probably smelled just as bad too.

>>70062396
Anon! What a creative way to solve the problem of making people know if you meant it as a good thing or a bad thing!

I will study this post very carefully

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>>70060247
Tay is cute, but her talent doesnt seem to match for me.

I mean, she has done a fantastic job of marketing herself.... if that was included in "talent", I would say they are equal then, because her ability to make money outweighs her raw musical talent. She is one of those rare entertainers that is truly a "phenomenon", to her thousands of fans.

She is up there with Elvis, the Beatles, Michael Jackson, Madonna, etc.....just fucking insane popularity where the music stops mattering.

>>70060537
Why is she so perfect?

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the beautifulest

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>>70062379
http://afxaventurs-blog.tumblr.com

I appreciate the Akira reference in this one.

>>70062755
ty

>>70060914
Name five (5) good tall artists

>>70060846
Nancy is an absolute milf now

>>70062177
poor jason :(

>>70060537
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Clearly one of the sexiest men alive

>>70063261
Dylann Roof?

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The perfect man with the perfect voice

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>>70063272
Elias Bender Ronnenfelt pls

Throw Loke Rahbek in there too cause they're both so hot

>>70062755
thanks anon

>this thread.
Omg you people need to get over yourselves.

>>70063579
y

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>>70061310

>>70064040
Because revenge is a useless emotion, obviously.

>>70064109
>revenge
?

>>70064116
Im just shitposting in a memes thread, man. It doest have to make sense.

Grimes
>is ugly
>makes bad music

>>70064161
neither does your face

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>>70060247
>no talent
>flat as fuck

very accurate

>>70064397
plebeian aesthetics anon

>>70064397
show me one 6'+ girl with a nice ass

>>70064733

She's not 6'+ though

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>>70060537

>>70062177
Literally the saddest story in music.

>>70060895
Honestly Thom is getting more and more attractive as he gets more haggard and aged

Same is happening to his music

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Is 3 people too much?

>>70065087
Three pretty shabby dudes combining to make a perfect whole? I think that's appropriate.

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I still have nightmares about the "you'll never marry Debbie Harry in her prime" topic of a few days back

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Official /mu/ ranking in terms of “body of work”:

Marina and Sufjan (Take your pick)> Angel Deradoorian > Young Kate Bush > Tinashe > Lights > Angel Olsen > Hayley Williams > Halsey > Young Francoise Hardy > Joanna Newsome > 90’s Britney Spears > > Jhené Aiko > Demi Lovato > Kacy Hill > Janelle Monáe > Beyoncé > Shakira > M.I.A. > Charli XCX > Sky Ferreira > Katy Perry > Lady Gaga > Ariana Grande > Kitty Pryde > Rihanna when she is hiding her fivehead > Pre-lesbian midlife crisis Annie Clark > Pre-Die Antwoord Yolandi Visser > Young Madonna > Julia Holter > Kesha> Kimbra > Carly Rae Jepsen > Young Bjork > Lykke Li
>>>>>>>>
Lauren Mayberry > Halsey > Chelsea Wolfe > Nicki Minaj > SZA > Selena Gomez > Sarah Barthel > Feist > Kelela > Grimes > MO > Grouper > TSwift the noass thank you hunrgy skeleton > Lana Del-Duckface Ray > o im laffin > Miley Cyrus > Victoria Legrand > Megan James > Lindsey Stirling > Jessie Ware >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Azealia Banks > FKA twigs (would be much higher if she closed her mouth) > Alice Glass > Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (no idea what she looks like w/o a metric ton of makeup > Yukimi Nagano > Florence Welch > Old Madonna > Iggy > Fivehead Rihanna > fat tumblr all about the bass bitch > Adele > Romy Croft

Open to change suggestions desu senpai. Help me make this more accurate.

>>70065828
>Open to change suggestions
have you tried being less alive

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Marina

>>70065992
XD

>>70062177
shit dude i wasn't ready for this

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>>70065131
Seriously though, Neil was such a cutie back in the day

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>>70064788
Notice who towers over whom...

>>70065828
Well... at least you seem to have put a lot of thought into this matter. At least that's something, I guess.

Fyi you have Halsey twice...

>>70066632
oh damn thank you

>>70062119
Irony? you dont know what your talking about

>>70066546
did they...?

>>70066546
you just KNOW

>>70062266
x-ray pls

>>70064733
are you kidding? literally all of them. their taller frames mean more weight which gives them muscular thighs/ass.

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>>70067402
This. His facial aesthetics are GOAT

Also pic related is his best album

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>>70065828
What the FUCK.

>>70060537
>ugly fuck bitch face
yup just like her music

>>70064099
lmao

>>70067402
http://xxxxxxssssxxxxxx.tumblr.com/

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>>70065287
hng

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don't lie and tell me you wouldn't eat this scottish angels ass

>>70067997
i would, but she can't even sing

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>>70068343
HIDEN FREOM YEW EN A SKEN SEW OWLD

>>70067997
i'd eat tha pussy

>>70067997
>that orc skull
ew

>>70060537
i hate you

>>70067997
why does her in the start of their career and now look like two different people? weight gain? aging?

>>70061149
Deep cut.. Rip anon

>>70060247
Was I the only one who got turned off when you guys revealed that wasn't a boy?

>>70068563
illuminati sacrifice, they switched her with a look a like because not many people will question it, and the media knows better than to say anything.

>>70060247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHy6C565G-U

>>70068684
>look a like
the facial structure is different. there's no way lauren then and now are the same person.

>>70068724
You do understand that weight gain and weight loss changes your face and body right?

>>70068778
see the pics of her in 2013 and 2016. they're different people, martin and lain are the same people though. which i find strange.

there's apparently a place in joshua tree where they bury people the industry doesn't need anymore. when they find a better replacement(either through talent searches or cloning) they kill the original person off, why they picked a worse version of her i don't know, maybe something fucked up along the way and they just said "fuck it, let's just use her". i've said too much.

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>>70068778
Sick em boy!

>>70068922
it's the same thing with paul mcartney. they didn't need the original paul anymore and killed him off and cleverly used his death as a way to sell more records and had someone more talented than him come in and used plastic surgery to make them look similar. everythings planned out.

>>70068523
Hate leads to suffering (for you) desu.
Just sayin'.

>>70068778
i thought you kys
why didn't you

>>70068922
>>70068974
You're insane.
>>70069107
What? Why the fuck would I do that?

>>70069158
>Why the fuck would I do that?
now now confidence is good and all but

>>70068662
I know she'd get freaky and try to put things in my ass.

>>70060537
What I love is that everyone can agree on this one regardless

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>>70068974
just look if you don't belive me

>>70069416
You're fucking bonkers.
>>70069213
Fuck off.

>>70069455
>Fuck off.
shan't

>>70069455
you're lying to yourself they aren't the same, the difference in personality's. it's all there but you dont chose to see it like everyone else. if she is still alive she's part of the satanic rites of the entertainment industry and has done some fucked up shit (like participating in ritual sacrifice etc for fame) to get where she is. this will all be exposed one day and society is going to be turned on its side.

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>>70069648
Oh ok buddy, just keep taking your meds.

>>70069725
you know, there was this really big björk fan who wanted to get her attention...

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>>70070012
Yeah, I'm not ricardo and going to kill myself over someone I don't know. What if I did meet her and she was a total bitch?

>>70070058
she probably wouldn't be if you didn't meme so hard for two years that it got her attention and pissed her off. she was even caught lurking here she sees the shit you say

>>70070058
>What if I did meet her and she was a total bitch?
are you trying to say that that happened or that that could happen?
because if it's the latter I've already proposed a fool proof solution

>>70070113
>>70070113
and don't say that you aren't serious either you're so full of shit I can smell it from here. if you like her that's cool
>>70070205
he's saying if he did

>>70070251
Yeah but I'm not Ricardo teir, I have no intention of harming her or myself over her. That'd be fucking stupid. It's not like she'd end up fucking me or anything like that. It's just stupid posts on 4chan, I mean nothing by it, or do mean any harm.

>>70065306
>tfw Debbie and Bowie will never use you as their sex toy

>>70070251
>>70070327
but if he sorted out the best of himself, so to speak, there wouldn't be any risk of meeting her and of her being a total bitch so why mention that

>>70067797
Yo what the fuck is all this

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>>70070385
i'm so sad i forgot the pic

>>70070327
you just did what i said you were going to do. if you like her and the music that's fine but you can't doubt that you pissed her off, and the big picture here made your self look like an asshole to someone that reads this forum and knows people you know. she knows all about you, where you live, you're full name, everything. she has the education in law to the point where she could legally hand your ass to you if you did anything

>>70070403
I don't care about meeting her, if I did it'd just be awkward as fuck and I'd be ashamed to even look her in the eyes over my posts here.
>>70070403
Because killing myself over someone I don't know would be the logical thing to do. Fuck outta here.

>>70070467
>I don't care about meeting her, if I did it'd just be awkward as fuck
I still fail to understand why you keep bringing this up
do you understand how death works?

>>70070467
do you have any regret? shame? embarrassment? a hypothetical situation, what if you did meet her and she put you on blast in front of people what would you say? i won't take "stupid shit on 4chan" as an answer

>>70063051
literally cant fuck

Will you both please just shut the fuck up already, jesus fuck.

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>>70061626
Every one of his looks matched the kind of music he was making at the time.

>>70070544
Yeah, If I was called out in front of people about it I'd be pretty fucking embarrassed.I'd probably just apologize and leave. I do feel some shame.

>>70070697
it's just someone fucking with you
we know you aren't serious dumbass

>>70069309
whos this booby cutie

>>70070750
motherfuckin Angel Olsen

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>>70070750

>>70070749
he's so easy to troll, i love it

>>70070809
>>70070764
is her music as round and full-bodied as her?

>>70070854
It's p. good I'd say, yeah

https://youtu.be/-mIA1r2ZELU

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>>70060247
*grunts in Scandinavian*

>>70062755
kek

>>70066950
she got her ass beat boi
yes its ironic

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>>70070749
OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP

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>>70071356
MOVE

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ez

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>>70060247

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>>70062177
new album got funded though

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>>70060247

>>70070058
>>70069725
holy shit these pics make my dick ache

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>>70070012
And that's the highest musical relevance my country ever had.

>>70065287
He has great teeth. Fantano take notes

>>70062755
>so did my dishwasher

always gets me

>>70060247
those fucking legs, goddamn

>>70060247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0rD9hnowl4

He's gorgeous

>>70066131
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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>>70073732
she's such a fucking tease

>>70074571
brandon just put your trip back on

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>>70068955
SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US

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>>70060247
cute

>>70074966
hahaha

>>70067997
watched their "Leave a Trace" video high the other day. Seeing her with her hair back wet in those pool clips was a spiritual experience.

>>70074966
I had to look that up, watched the video and have no idea what's going on.

>>70075604
You're american, you're not really supposed to.

>>70075519
lmao what a beta loseer
the average /mu/ user watch chvrches videos while tripping? lmao

>>70075959
>>70075959
You don't?

>>70062177
You're right you know. Jason wasn't bad looking by any means.

>>70065002
Definitely one of them.

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>>70070631
Kinda weird how accurate that is

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The ultimate modern patrician qt

>>70066131
Runner up

>>70062338
Honorable T H I C C
Never been able to get into her voice though. Shit's too mystically enchanting for me. Not even kidding.

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>>70076200
In all honesty Julia looks like a 12 year old boy but she's probably artist of the decade after Joanna Newsom

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>>70076249
>12 year old boy
This offends me and I strongly disagree but I accept your differing opinion.

>>70071155
I kinda get it
i

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>>70076341
Well not really 12 year old boy but there's something weirdly angular and unfeminine about her face imo, which instead of being striking just makes her look kinda plain. Still stared deeply into her eyes when I saw her live over the summer though, I had a deep spiritual experience with the crescendo at the end of Silhouette.

>>70076453
Shiiit I'm jealous, one of the handful of artists left on my live bucket list that I haven't seen yet.

>>70063289
fucking oath

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>>70076453
I wouldn't say she looks plain or unfeminine

Also goddamn I never realized how gorgeous Julia Holter is until just now

>>70063051
Ian Curtis
Uh...fuck

>>70067254
it already fucking is

>>70078096
pretty ok, so agreed