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ITT: Post your favorite album and worst thing you've done.

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I ran over my own cat, he died.
I drunk drove into the back of a Yukon.
I stole a computer from a church.
I called retarded people Waterheads.
I laughed at my good friends death in a car crash because the situation was so ridiculous.
In high school, I listened to Ska and used to watch anime.
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What happened to your friend?
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>>70052363
He had just bought a new Cadilac in cash from the money he had received in a settlement from getting hit with a car. In the car, him and some of his druggy friends drive to another state to purchase a bunch of dank to bring back to sell. Driving back they're all smoking weed when the person driving loses control on the interstate and the car goes off the road trapping my friend and another kid in the car. Instead of trying to free them, the two people who are able to get out go and try to hide all of the dank in the woods. Meanwhile, the car catches fire... and my friend and another kid both trapped, burn alive. Yes, horrible, but the irony of him dieing in his most prized possession over stupid fucking moron drugs was what was the funny part. At this point in my life, I do feel terrible about it.
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>>70052460
Shit...
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>>70052460
There's a comedic touch to it for sure
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Jack off to my dad taking a shower
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I stole a fuck ton of shit once.
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>Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me

I made fun of a girl for being adopted once
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I stole over $400 from the placed I worked at the time. Other people who worked there stole so much more so mine isn't bad in comparison.

Last new year's eve (2015) me and some friends partied in and trashed a guy's apartment that one of my friends was dogsitting for. Two people threw up on his carpet and we broke his vacuum and (supposedly) his bluetooth speaker. Obviously he found out, but luckily didn't call the authorities as long as we payed for all the damages. We all think he made up the part about his speaker getting broken just to get some extra money, but we didn't question it and just paid it for obvious reasons.
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>>70052460
have you posted this before? i swear ive heard it before.
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I love these threads because it's all fun and games until a guy whose favorite album is Pinkerton shows up and starts talking about fucking animals and shit
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Favorite album Pet Sounds

Worst thing I've ever done? I honestly don't feel bad about it, although it sounds awful.

>Had kidney surgery the week before
>Leaving the hospital after a unpleasant checkup
>In a lot of pain and just want to get home
>Mom driving me because I'm on so much medication
>Some lady is chilling in her car right behind us in the parking lot right and we can't get out
>Mom turns on the engine and we assume the lady will realize we need to leave and move her car
>Hobble out of the car and ask her if she can please move so my mom can get out
>She says she can't move because she's waiting for someone
>She could back up 10 feet and we'd have plenty of room and there's nothing in her way
>I absolutely lose it
>Point to the handicapped hanger on the mirror in her car and yell "DID YOU GET THAT HANDICAPPED STICKER FOR BEING MENTALLY RETARDED? I TOLD YOU TO BACK THAT CAR UP."
>She ended up backing up the car so we could get out
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Stole some electronics from a girl right before she broke up with me

Stole copper wire from a couple places, including a church, but there are hundreds of churches in my city so whatever

Messed around with a younger girl on the bottom bunkbed, her little sister was sleeping on the top

Wore an "Ugly Nigga" t-shirt to school

Told the black kids that if I beat them in basketball they would have to laugh at my racist joke, they werent very good

Rejected a girl because her last boyfriend was black

Fucked around with my black friend's little sister, she had some serious abs
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>>70053502
You're actually a piece of shit and I don't respect you. You deserved to get your ass beat a little.
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>>70052341
I knew this post looked familar, but why add "used to watch anime" only now?
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>>70053524
Oh you think that's bad you should see me dude
My road rage has literally made people cry
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I once ordered 50,000 pizzas to some kid from /b/'s house in 2008. It was some teenage emo kid who fucked the OP's gf and he wanted us to raid him.
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>>70053524
>worst thing you've ever done is justified road rage while you were inebriated
>favorite album is Pet Sounds
Yeah it all checks out, you're a great guy. I seriously wouldn't mind if a guy like you dated my sister like no playing.
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>>70053550
yeah it was horrible and I know I'm a piece of shit, but if anyone deserved to get their ass beat it was my friend who let us in to his apartment
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>>70053567
Your kids don't count pussy
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>>70053516
had an audible kek my dude
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Using a stick, I posted moldy bags of dog shit into the community centre of the estate next to mine.
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picked on an autistic kid in second grade

emotionally neglected my girlfriend until she left me bc I couldnt be assed to do it myself
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> (I can't pick a favorite right now)

A guy called me "idiot" (I don't even remember why), I spited on his face and humillated calling him "fat, retard, autist, useless" and other personal stuff I knew about his family him in front a lot of people in school.

Wait, that isn't the worst part, I did the same with an friend because I was really angry and he was trying to make me feel better with lame jokes, first I said him how stupid the jokes were, second I started to insult him, and then the personal stuff. All our other friends were with us.
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>>70052341
>Kings Of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak
Made fun of a kid with cancer in second grade, he died two weeks later (didn't know he had cancer, just thought he was some dumb kid who sat in a corner reading books every recess)
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>>70054085
* a friend
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i ignored my father while he died
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>>70053568
were there any repercussions for the kid or you?
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>>70053593
he deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the sun
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>>70054085
>idiot that can't take a joke
>likes Burzum
All checks out!
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>>70054282
Thanks, now I can pick a favorite. I still feel really bad for that day... I don't know how he could still be my friend, because I am an idiot.
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>>70053503
I'm almost positive it's a pasta cause it keeps popping up every few months.
Come to think of it most of these sound oddly familiar...
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>>70054146
damn dude
details?
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>i listen to ez post-punl tier muzak
>am edgy rite?

kys PLS
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i did a lot of things when i was a child

>9 years old
>made a crossbow in my father's shed
>used it on animals
>a raccoon
>a violent dog
>a cat
>i threw a dummy i named "mr. highway" down onto a highway from a small overpass
>it landed right in front of this RV that swerved at the last second to avoid it
>caused a pileup
>i ran back into the woods immediately
>heard my parents talking about it the next day
>nobody died but there were a lot of injuries and car damage
>my little brother drowned in the bathtub when he was 3
>i didn't really care about it
>my mother cried about it all the time and didn't pay attention to me
>i stole a rubber duck she had saved to remember him by
>threw it down a well in the woods by my house
>she asked me if i had taken it
>i said "what if i did"?

the stuff since then isn't bad
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Heroin
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>>70054420
ugh thats from a horror movie but i cant remember what it was called
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My dad died when I was 13 and I didn't cry. Several years later when my cat died, I cried
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>>70054373
he had a degenerative brain disease
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>>70054556

come to my house so I can punch you. seriously stop posting
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>>70054579
why not just punch me through the internet? and why did my post trigger you so much god damn
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>>70054543
>ugh thats from a horror movie but i cant remember what it was called
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good_Son_(film)
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>>70054579
Wtf are you doing in this thread? Do you enjoy anonymously shaming anonymous people on a Taiwanese cooking forum?
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I've jerked off with my friends mom's panties.
I've jerked off with a different friend's sisters panties.
I've jerked off with my aunt's panties.
I've jerked off with my cousin's panties.

And I wonder why I'm still a virgin.
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I faked a suicide attempt to get out of a school assignment.
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>>70054637
Wtf are you doing in this thread? Do you enjoy anonymously shaming anonymous people on a Taiwanese cooking forum?
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>>70054657
Wtf are you doing in this thread? Do you enjoy anonymously shaming anonymous people on a Taiwanese cooking forum?
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i used to make fun of a girl in elementary school for being really skinny. i feel so terrible about it in hindsight honestly. her name was julie i think. she was the cutest thing ever. shit like that can ruin someones life, especially at an early age. w/e. i guess it's fine since i have zero self confidence stemming from how skinny i am and she's probably well off. at least i hope she is.

i'm also very aware of how much of a douchebag my best friend is and how he treats 2 girls in particular. can't really do anything about it though since he's my best friend. they're nice girls. it's really fucked up sometimes though. the way he tells me about how he plans on manipulating these people and what he's gonna do next just to make sure he's never alone makes me feel horrible. so i'm stuck between either being the faggy white knight with no friends or the douchebag enabler and just ignore it.
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I'm currently breaking in to my ex girlfriends place and bringing a different girl every night while she is out of town. Not because of revenge or anything, but because it's conveniently closer to the city than my place.

I threw a pizza at the cashier at pizza pizza. He din't bring my food after I ordered it, watched my friends get all their food and showed him the receit for it.He told me there was nothing he could do and I told him to go fuck himself for stealing my money. Then I thew one my friends slices at his face face. I paid my friend back for the slice after.
36 chambers
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>>70055064
Just letting you know that you will literally get the shit beat out of you if you try that shit anywhere in Boston. Hope you get raped a pizza in your dreams you prissy little white motherfucker
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>>70055101
so he should have just left without getting his money back? fuck that id throw the pizza
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>>70054740
Do the right thing dude, fuck your friend
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slowly drifted apart from many people who have been kind to me over the years
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Assaulted someone while I was drunk, ended up in criminal court. This or when I passed out in front of a girl after she rejected me in a most unpleasant manner.
The thing is, both of those happened in 2016 so I wonder what kind of funny surprises 2017 holds for me.
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>>70052460
hq copypasta
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>>70054640
>I've jerked off with my cousin's panties.

same, including socks
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>>70053593
Yeah keep blaming other people and coming up with excuses for your shit personality
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pushed a disabled girl down a flight of stares as a kid, she got pretty badly hurt but i did't feel bad about it at the time, i thought she was being a total bitch but she was just retarded.

when i was 16 i stole 2 massive sacks of clothing from an old peoples home and stashed it on a factory roof. 4 years later and it's still there to my knowledge.

also pissed on almost every door handle at my highschool, but i'm kinda proud of that one
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>>70053524
If that really is the worst thing you've done you're a good person
You made me kek tho
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>>70054085
People like you don't deserve friends.
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when i was a kid I had a aquarium with lots of fish in it. For some reason I thought it would be funny to stuff towels in the tank and eventually they all died. after my parents came home and saw I blamed it all on my little sister and she got grounded for a year and her ass beat hard with the belt
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I once shot up my school
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i tricked my friend into having sex with me in hs,kinda sucked
i may have indirectly caused a dear friends horrible death,just 3 months ago
i hid a friends pack of cigarettes in a random backpack in hs
i lied my way into making it into the schools football(not that gay american trash)team,we steam rolled anyway so that didn't really matter
multiple hit&runs on random cars parked in random streets,not intentional
i ran over a cat with a hybrid bike(which means thin tires which means more pain),not intentional and i don't remember going back to check on it

all i can think of off the top of my head
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>>70053547

>Rejected a girl because her last boyfriend was black

As would most people. Don't feel bad about that one.
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Tried to steal my close friend's girlfriend. They had just broken up over some shit, but were "trying to make it work". They got back together and neither speaks to me now.
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lying to my Mom all through out high school
stealing from my store i worked in
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When I was 10, I stole probably $250 worth of pokemon packs from my local target. They were about $5 a pack and over the course of six months I probably stole around 50 packs
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currently ruining a long term relationship between two people because im scum and cant stop myself from fucking around with this girl
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>>70052341
you should consider sudoku
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>I went carhopping once.
>Laughed at some retarded kid in P.E. in 7th grade
>Also stole a shitton of food from the same Albertsons
>Stole a ton of games, an Xbox original, and PS2 from the same thrift store and resold them all to the same videogame store
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I stole some xanax and hydrocodone from my grandfather who has Parkinson's. It was only like 8 pills or so because I didn't want him to notice.
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I stole and I lied.

and once I stole a girl form a friend.
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>>70059871
if she's willing to fuck around with you then clearly the relationship isnt that special between her and her partner
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>My friend over the chat which I knew for years one day told me he is killing himself, I had no idea where he lived, where he was, but I knew he was close to me, before this I met him accidently in real life on occasions and we spoke, he must have been suffering from depression. That night he was all alone without parents or any one in his house and was telling me goodbye, I was frozen in shock like a pussy and I let him do it, didn't call cops or anything, he survived as his parents came back earlier, we are doing good but I feel incredibly guilt to it and I will forever.

>I stayed in an abusive relationship for years and I didn't leave because I was scared what the person would do to me or to my friends if I would choose to do so and let myself be manipulated and used for all those years. The fact I didn't live is what is pissing me off.
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I sold my mom's pet birds without telling her. Still don't regret doing it.
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I watched yaoi while my lil bro and mother were cleaning my room next to me
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Gave my friend a one-handed kids phone number so he could prank call him, he asked him where his hand went.
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>>70059811
good album
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>>70060236
That's gay.
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>>70053568
50,000 pizzas
How
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>>70059059
Easy bro
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Only thing that hangs over ny conscience is facilitating a 13 month relationship plummeting to the ground.
IMO it was going down anyway, and I was just trying to help someone out so i dont feel bad about my actions, but i find it pretty unfortunate and wish i could go back and cause a better outcome for everyone involved.
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When i was like 13, I bullied a girl for being bullied so i would be less bullied.
It worked.

I haven't done that much bad shit because i rarely do anything at all.
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I was 15, and I had this girlfriend who was around the same age, maybe a month or two younger. She was into smoking weed, and I wasn't. She went to pick up a few months into her relationship with one of her friends, and it ended up being at some older guys house (late 20s?) Anyways she goes in, and they smoke and he fucks my girl an hour or two later. It's not like she tripped on his dick or got roofied (maybe she was even a little down with it), but hell, looking back on it, that was totally rape. Nonetheless, she comes to my house crying later that evening, tells me the whole situation, and I throw her out and call her a dumb whore. Months later, she was super hung up on me. 5 years later now, she didn't graduate high school, got addicted to pills. I don't beat myself up over it, but I definitely could have helped her.

Idk this or Loveless pretty tied for me.
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>>70062256
I literally don't understand this post
So the worst thing you've ever done is have your girlfriend cheat on you and you do the right thing by kicking her to the curb and you're blaming yourself because she ended up a pillhead? She sounds like a complete dumbass and you sound like you're beating yourself up too much.
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fucked my friends girlfriend day before I moved to a new city, told him week later
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>>70062400
and the album
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>>70059323
I know...
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>>70062256
Don't blame yourself, people like that usually ends in shit one way or another.
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>>70062419
>prog fans are shitheads
what a surprise
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>>70053429
>stole a fuckton of shit
nice and specific
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>>70062313
This
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>>70056155
my favorite album is this

>buy two tabs of acid this kid i know in high school
>buy it on a sunday, so i have to wait the whole week to take it because i dont have time during the week
>kid constantly texts me, "hey have you dropped yet?" "you take that acid yet?" "still have those tabs?"
>it gets annoying, but im nice and i dont say anything about it
>next saturday comes along
>hanging out with one of my best friends
>we both take a tab and relax
>an hour later we feel nothing
>start to get suspicious because the guy wont respond after we told him we took them
>the tabs are bunk
>next morning we finally get ahold of him and tell him we want to hang out
>bring a wooden baseball bat and my friend
>beat the kid to an absolute pulp, hitting him in the ribs and stomach with the bat multiple times
>pretty sure we broke a few of his ribs
>kick him in the head and the nuts and repeatedly punch him in the face
>probably broke his nose too
>told him to get me my money and new tabs for free and he agrees
>leave
>feel bad
>feel good
>feel bad now
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>>70059486
>i tricked my friend into having sex with me in hs,kinda sucked
>i may have indirectly caused a dear friends horrible death,just 3 months ago
explain pls
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>>70060130
you shouldnt feel bad for these things, i can understand both situations why you did what you did. and abusive relationships are fucked up, dude. sorry you went throught that
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>>70062904
This is like a comedic overreaction
Did you at least keep in mind that the kid may have not known that the l was bunk?
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>>70062904
Holy shit, lmao.
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>>70062938
that's why i feel bad because we didnt need to beat him up like that but we were both pissed because we got ripped off big time by some other kid but we couldnt do anything about it because he was two years older than us and a lot bigger. the kid definitely knew they were bunk because he stopped responding to my texts after i told him i took them, after an entire week of constantly trying to talk to me. i agree that it was an overreaction, but that's why it's the worst thing ive ever done.
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>>70063019
Meh, he kinda deserve it. Except for the balls part, that's way too much.
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>>70063043
he's one of those kids that you'd want to beat up even if he didnt rip you off

he was short and always wanted to be a part of the "in crowd" and would go to embarrassing lengths to please the older kids it was so fucking obnoxious
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Wayne Hancock - Slingin' Rhythm

I have cerebral palsy, i think this was in 7th grade? There was an autistic kid in my gym class; I was sitting there exempt from the activity as usual. I was waiting for a friend to get pummeled in dodgeball so he'd come back and talk to me. There was an autistic kid in our class: all the sudden he god my crutches, pretended to be me; you know all that shit. I pushed my crutch up so it hit his chin and he fell, then I got on his chest and choked him until the teacher pulled me off. I also spit in his face and threw him against the wall.

I don't really feel bad.
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>>70063156
*got
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>>70063093
I know those guys... well, I can't blame you (I did worst things anyway).
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>>70063156
I wouldn't bad neither to be honest.
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>>70063156
I slugged an autistic kid in the mouth because he made a joke about my mom dying. They fucking deserve it.
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>>70062910
we're muslims so premarital sex is a big nono,for girls anyway
i convinced her that if we do anal she keeps her virginity
she was a bit dumb

as for the friend part we were at another friends farm house on a friday night(our friday is your saturday,so most roads are somewhat empty),we all started leaving at 1 am and the guy that died left alone,nobody was with him
as far as everybody knows he was doing ~240 kms on a highway and somehow flipped or lost control of his car
now here's the fun part,we were hanging out a couple of days earlier and i was trying to get a snap of myself doing the same thing,you know the thing with the videos?
he usually never goes anywhere near the speed limit,let alone almost double it
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>>70063254
*feel
>>70063288
Again, can't blame you.
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>>70063288
it's weird for me because being disabled, people like myself always get lumped with them and their kind by society & schools. They're barely human, desu.
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>>70059871
pic related is my favorite album, and i have pretty much fapped to all of my female friends and will probably keep doing it
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>>70063309
So it's because of Snapchat??
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>>70063397
more like trying to use his phone while driving at a bajillion miles/h
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>>70063309
> i convinced her that if we do anal she keeps her virginity
> she was a bit dumb
Holy shit I'm laughing so hard.

I don't know if it is right to take blame for the second.

>>70063376
To be quite honest a lot have done the same. Use to do, not all, but most of them.
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I got really high and asked this girl for nudes.

She broke contact with me shortly after.
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I'm shocked
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Trout Mask Replica

Set up a fake dating profile with my friends pictures, likes, dislikes etc. Sent it to his gf. They broke up, I was there for her in her time of need. Had to keep up appearances so I ignored my friend for doing something so terrible. Banged her a few times. Haven't spoken to either of them since.
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>>70063464
good to know I'm not alone then
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masturbated to/with exgf's panties when she left to shower (even then she was my ex, we just got done having sex and i didn't finish)
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dated this girl, started to hate her, broke up with her and never explained why i did. she asked me if it was because of her depression and i just said yes to get her out of my face and she's kinda fucked up after that but i don't regret it
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>>70063631
Uh, it's not even that terrible... is just, creepy (Iwouldprobablydothesametobehonest).
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>>70063661
Dude, you're a complete asshole.
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I took my ex for granted and couldn't let her go after I realised it. I tried so hard to get her to stay I became pretty abusive and manipulative, she eventually blocked me online. It still hurts because I only realised how shity of a person I've been. Worst part I'm not exactly over her.
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>>70063661
What made you hate her?
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>>70063697
Auch...
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>>70063670
i guess 'terrible' in the sense that it's probably the thing i'd least like to admit to someone. it didn't do anyone harm though so i see what you mean. thanks for the words brother
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1. Threatened to kill my gfs dog if she didn't get an abortion like I had a knife to the dogs throat the entire car ride
2. Steal money from my gf all the fucking goddamn time
3. Hit my gf once
4. Medicine cabinet bandit
5. Spiked my gfs mom tea with a lot of DPH to get her to fall asleep so I could drive around in her car
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>>70063464
i was(still am) her only guy friend so i felt liable to tell her about what guys will try pull off to get into her pants
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>>70063791
I hope your GF left you and you're all alone now.
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>>70063791
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
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>>70063791
you're legit fucking crazy
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>>70063836
>>70063810
>>70063806
Calm down anons, you know how easy is it to lie over the internet.
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>>70063806
>>70063810
>>70063836
Young anon why you trappin so hard
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>>70063791
JESUS FUCK ANON WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I mean seriously, why the fuck are you listen to that shitty album? What the fuck's with your head?
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>>70063856
>>70063870
It's just that I... I don't know... I just reacted in the moment...
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>>70054579
fuck off retard
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>some guy at school was being a dick to me, I shoved him (harder than intended) and he fell on his arm and he had to wear a sling for a week

>I could've been more emotionally open with an ex

>when I was 14 I had a joke insult fight type thing with a friend, joked that I hope her mum got sick, she had just gotten over cancer (I didn't know this but felt lousy)

Basically i'm emotionally inept
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>>70063791
african american detected
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>>70052341
I broke into some unlocked cars in my apartment complex a few times when I was young to see what was inside. I never stole anything other than a stick of gum that was in a cup holder of some dude's truck, I was just curious and if they were going to leave their cars unlocked I guess they had it coming
Eventually this big black dude found me looking through some other dude's sedan and threatened to beat my ass if I didn't go home, before that he asked me where I live which I didn't tell him, I took a really roundabout way home that day and I swore to myself to not break into anything again, and if I did to at least be more careful
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>>70063909
Maybe I'm just emotianally inept as well, but I see nothing wrong with any of these.
1, he deserved it; 2, common mistake; 3, mistake (and I acted far worst with a friend).
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>>70063936
Almost got blacked.
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>>70063936
Made me laugh a little, not to bad, anon.
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doing bad things is degenerate
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>>70062313
naw nigga, she was 15 and the dude was twice that. Probs raped her for free weed. Pills came subsequently from the regret I assume.
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Beat my dog several times as a teenager when he made me mad

I used to be such a piece of shit, I'm so sorry buddy :(
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>>70064009
Auch...
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>>70064009
Is the dog still alive? Did you ever make it up to him?
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I accidentally suffocated a cat in an empty ice chest when i was a toddler (like 4ish)
I stole my best friends stuff for a few months when i was in 4th grade because i had a huge inferiority complex and wanted the life he had.
When my grandmother died from cancer i didn't shed a single tear.
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>>70063909
you are a great person I'm sure
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>>70064036
he died a couple years ago after I moved out but it wasn't related (my dad left him in the car in the heat one day, jesus fucking christ)

I don't really know how you can make up for abusing an animal. I loved him more than anything and took great care of him except for those few instances, but that didn't stop me from inflicting my anger issues on him
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>>70052341
>>70054420
>>70059486

>>70063791
>>70064009
too much animal cruelty ITT
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>>70063909

I couldve been more emotionally open with an ex

I feel you buddy, i feel you.
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>>70064209
poor dog. got any photos of your buddy?
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>As a teenager I stole some hydrocodone from my grandmother
>when questioned about it, covered it up by saying I was using it to help with back pains.
>Went through medical procedures to get checked out
>Turned out I had severe scoliosis
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let's say my favorite album is this
>got emotionally involved with another human
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>>70064389
Well, that didn't work well.
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>>70064389
Aw man. You doing ok?
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>>70064419
The worst part about that mistake: happens to (almost) everyone. The good part is that you aren't alone, the bad is that you realize you're just another one in a long list.
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>>70064389
This sounds very familiar. You don't live in Texas do you?
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On the night before Christmas I did coke and speed, drank a lot of beer and spirit which I don't think you have in the US, danced and made out with twin sisters, one of which has a 6 year old kid and the other is a "lesbian" (her butch girlfriend was standing like half a meter away); as i was making out with the mother, the sister of my girlfriend appeared out of nowhere, interrupted us
to sarcastically wish me a merry Christmas and ran away together with my gf. Then I went home with the mother and fucked her brains out without a condom until the morning and I think I've had chlamydia for 2.5 years now.
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>>70064444
I'd argue that it did work well, probably wouldn't have found out if I hadn't made it such a present problem to my folks

>>70064450
Doing great. Physical therapy and the like helped out
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when i was in libya as a kid, a local sandniglet started throwing rocks at me so i picked up a larger rock and bashed him over the head with it until he stopped moving, then my brother and i threw him in the river
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>>70064508
nope
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No-showed to a wedding i was supposed to be a groomsman at because i'd just had a bad breakup the day before, haven't talked to the groom since
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>>70064559
> Limp Biskit
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>>70064559
That favorite album of yours is far worse than anything you could have literally done.
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Jerked off with my brother's girlfriend's panties and socks all the way through my teenage years.
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>>70064576
The groom sounds like a fag anyway
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>>70064624
tbf we were coworkers for 6 months and never even that close so it was really weird of him to ask me in the first place
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>>70064601
pleb
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>>70063699
she was really clingy and jealous, if i stopped texting her for one minute she would go apeshit
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>>70064643
Limb Bizkit is the ultimate plebian taste.
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>>70064639
Standard shot gun wedding procedure
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>>70056155
This hits way too close to home.
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>>70064648
Mr. Obvious Sociopath, huh?
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>>70064656
name your favorite band then faggot

they probably all have less than half the talent of limp bizkit's guitarist combined
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>>70064662
Exactly. The bride was probably knocked up and the whole wedding was probably tense as fuck. You don't need that shit in your life dude, I would have said no because I am scared of weddings
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I cannot maintain relationships with anyone outside of my small group of friends. A girl can be as into me as possible but I can't.
I also do not just tell girls that I don't want to be in a relationship, I just ghost them. Stop answering their calls, stop answering their texts, stop using the websites or accounts that they know I have etc.... it's not the worst thing I've ever done but its the worst thing I do to this day(for both them and myself)
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>>70064700
>scared of weddings
???
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>>70064691
Holy shit I thought all Limp Biskit fans died and were replaced with [bandIdon'twanttonamehere] fans.
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>>70064711
Just tell them you don't want, don't be that much of a jerk.
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I ran away from my best friend as we were being mugged. We never really spoke again after that.

He was my only friend as well ;_;
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>>70064717
Everything about them makes me nervous
The overly lovey dovey shit, the hidden drama that always goes on, people pressing me to dance with children, people pressuring me to dance with old ladies, people pretending to be happy, it's just scary.
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>>70064711
The album checks out. Too weird for this world. I completely understand my thing is that I feel like if girls got to really know me they would just be weirded out and they would resent me and not want to be around me.
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>>70064691
Nine Inch Nails, the band Limb Bizkit stole chorus from because Trent Reznor called Fred a dumbass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlGyu9EJbmE

Aka the worst "roast" in music history. So bad that apparently Trent śued his ass.

Y'know, Nine Inch Nails, no talent, just oscar winner, grammy winner, influencer for ages, successful even after rehab, made amazing EP just few days ago, still relavant, still makes score for music. Collaborated with fucking David Bowie, his song was covered famously by Johnny Cash.

It makes me so happy that Limb Bizkit has fallen out of relavancy and is dead and forgotten, it's fucking hilarious.
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>>70064742
Damn, I'm sorry dude...
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>>70064742
damn dude

>>70064743
dumbest thing i heard all year
well done
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>>70064737
its just too much of a bother, it's not that I dislike them or anything. In fact, most of the girls I've done this to I have been attracted to. I just get bored of talking to them and it kind of just happens, I'll stop answering and eventually they stop trying to get a hold of me. I don't want to hurt their feelings, I just don't want to talk to them
plus >>70064762
resonates a lot, I feel like girls would not like me if they really knew who I was past the facade I play up to entertain myself
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>>70064742
God that fucking sucks. I'm sorry man.
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>>70054572
I'm sorry
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>>70064799
Telling the truth (even lie) is better than just ignore.
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i think maybe jacking off next to my dad in a cinema screening of les miserables, or doing lsd and telling someone that i had dreamed about kissing them
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>>70053429
I love that album un-ironically.

Actually, I love most of the original lineups albums minus most of the singles. The deep-cuts are all fairly solid.

Wild Boys and A View to a Kill are still better than most of today's pop songs...

>broke my girlfriends rib whilst kicking her in a drunken rage... never again... ultimate regret
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>>70064781
It's not dumb it's how I fucking feel
You fucking douchebag
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>>70064886
sorry i hurt your feelings nancy
why the fuck are you afraid of dancing with fucking children and old ladies
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My mother threatened to kill herself if I didn't eat thanksgiving dinner with her after she cheated on and divorced my dad. I told her I would never love her again and that I didn't care.
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once ripped out a clump of pubes and put them in my little brother's soda
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>>70064915
Because children and the elderly are scary as fuck!
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>>70064954
LOOOOOOL
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>tfw can't participate in these threads because your crimes are still under investigation
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>>70059566
cuck
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>>70054085
Serge! Hell yeah!

>making people cry in elementary school simply with words... awesome... I remember that power.
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>>70054556
feels for cats

a true Cure fan...
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>>70064743
I feel you man
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>>70065061

thats actually the opposite of what a cuck would do. first day on 4chan?
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>>70065079
Yeah, though I do feel kinda bad for it... so bad that I also did the other thing.
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I've been using sex as a weapon against other people since I was around 16ish. It's really peaked now, in my first year at university and being actually 18. Sleeping with the boyfriends and girlfriends of people I dislike, generally interfering in the lives of others. So far, I've caused a couple arguments, and two actual breakups. I'm pretty sure I do it because I have trouble forming actual relationships myself, I might be emotionally stunted or something.

t.bisexual male.
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>>70065061
What a fail.
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>>70064772
if your demeanor is ironic then well played but otherwise this is just sad

it's like CWC getting mad that sonic's arms are blue
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>>70065272
Ugh... wait, you're a man?
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>>70065335
Yes, just not a very good one.
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>>70063791
this is some shit-tier /pol/ bait
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>>70064920
good on calling her bluff
I bet that bitch didn't even do it
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>>70065283
yeah you are
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>>70065368
I can see that. Anyway, when you said "boyfriends and girlfriends" my first thought was that you are woman.
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>>70065448
> Keep trying
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>>70065483
>retard can't even greentext properly
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>>70054556
I guess boys don't cry...
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>>70065520
> Retard doesn't know what "cuck" means
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Off the top of my head
>Stole shitloads through my teenage years, including from friends and family
>Not sad at all when grandma died, used pity to try and sleep with step cousin at funeral
>As a kid I blackmailed my friend to give me handjobs nearly every day
>Sent nudes of a fat girl to all of my friends
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My friend and I basically harassed a girl into showing us her tits in an alley.

I once slapped one of my female friends really hard, essentially because I thought it would be funny. That kind of thing is okay with friends who are in on it, and will slap you back, shit like that, but that really wasn't her.

Chronically cheated on my ex with my now-fiancee. Justified it by telling myself the ex sucked, but I should have just dumped her. I have no idea why my fiancee ever decided to go out with me in light of what I was doing.

Treated my little brother like shit for years. Between me and my parents' actions, dude probably has a serious complex.
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>>70065606
t. cuck
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>>70065618
>sed pity to try and sleep with step cousin at funeral
Uh, well... I did something similar... once... it wasn't a funeral... but anyway.
> As a kid I blackmailed my friend to give me handjobs nearly every day
How young you were and how the fuck did you blackmail him?
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>>70065675
t. newfag
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>>70065646
yeah I'm sure your marriage will be great
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A friend took me aside at a party to tell me that she had been raped by her uncle. I later told people we'd been making out.
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>>70065719
I mean, I know. That's kind of the point.
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ive cucked 3 peope 2 of whom friends
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I yelled and pushed a girl in 4th grade, but that's about it.
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who cares about stealing you idiots. if you mean shop lifting that's basically a victimless crime
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>>70065801
cuck
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>>70060130
I know about abusive relationships and you'll think you're a terrible person who deserved the abuse but you're most likely a good person and you definately didn't deserve that
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>>70065678
If she slept with me I wouldnt even be ashamed bro, we just made out a little bit

Ages 9-13, basically because he told me one time he fingered his sister, so I threatened to tell everyone, weird as fuck, hopefully none of this ever comes to light
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>>70065835
not even close to a victimless crime you bumfuck degenerate retard
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I dated this girl during the peak of my heroin addiction and really did her dirty. Stole tons of money off her, stole her prescribed adderall and Xanax, stole her parents pain pills, cheated on her tons (not addiction related I'm just a horn dog). I fucked tons of people over when my dope addiction was at its worst but none as consistently as her.
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>>70065841
im a cucker, not a cuck
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>>70065889
don't feel too bad
that's what girls are for
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>>70055101
>Hope you get raped a pizza in your dreams
what did he mean by this
>>
Great thread op
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>>70065835
a victimless crime would be more like you killing yourself

no one is hurt and the world becomes a better place
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>>70065855
To be honest... I wouldn't be ashamed neither.

Wait, so you were both guys? Well, that's weird as fuck, indeed.
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>>70065835
>shoplifting
>victimless
dumbass
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>>70065646
Another one:
Lied to the police on behalf of my friend who had sexually assaulted his little sister's friend. I don't really know what he did, but he told me he touched her, and that girl reported it, so it must not have been good. We were probably like 12.
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>>70064000
Weeds totally a gateway drug. If she was frequently smoking that young it doesn't surprise me.
Don't beat yourself up.
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>>70062904
You're like the psycho kid from a stephen king book
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>>70065920
Get raped by a pizza in your dreams is quite a nightmare.
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>>70065890
k cuck
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>>70062205
good album
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>>70065865
>>70065947
>>70065963
i have no sympathy for the shareholders of walmart.
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>>70064742
You should talk to him. Sorry to hear that happened thougj
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>>70066007
youre just another dumb anticap hippie retard
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>>70066007
when you put it that way...
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>>70064862
What did they say when you told them?
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>>70064954
HAHAHAH
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>>70063549
I hope she was worth it, but you are fucked up though
>>
Stole Christmas money from my mentally disabled brother, which I used to buy percocets and cocaine. Lied to my mother when confronted about it.

Supreme Clientele
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>>70066007
employees who barely make enough money as is get in trouble for this kinda shit retard
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>>70063791
you're a terrible person
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I learned how to masturbate the wrong way and subsequently emotionally neglected and abused multiple girlfriends because Im incapable of feeling sexual arousal or empathy on account of having a calloused penis
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>>70064920
Nah it's shitty of her to try to guilt trip you like that, you did right
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>>70066285
Are you uncut?
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>>70066308
yup
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>>70066183
big if true
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>>70064920
To be honest she's the one that should feel ashamed... by the way, that happened to me as well, not exactly the same, she didn't divorce, just the first one.
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I threw a guitar at my mother once.
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>>70052341
>used to watch anime
Wow. That's awful.
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On Halloween in the 4th grade I kicked this girl in the face and I told my parents that if she told them I kicked her in the face she was lying.
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>>70066341
You can still overcome it. It's the plight of every uncut dude, you're at a genuine crossroads with jerking off because you know how it feels but you still want a girlfriend but you're worried about what she might think of your dick. That's been my plight at least as an American with foreskin
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>gave first gf a necklace I found on the street for her birthday
>maintained two separate relationships for a decent amount of time
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>>70066449
bulletproof plan lol
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>>70066285
>the wrong way
how
what is the wrong way
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>>70066475
it seems like the only way out is constant grinding trying not to jerk off so i can get those feelings back, but this is a deep fucking root man. I started after a traumatic experience when I was 4 and i get serious withdrawals when i try to stop
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>>70066526
smashing it into your hand lying face down. its a more intense climax but it can really fuck up your dick
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>>70066285
Wait... besides how awful abuse of your girlfriends is, what is the wrong way?
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>>70066612
Never tried that... not sure if doing it now... how did you came up with that idea?
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>>70059471
It checks out
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>>70066625
>>70066612
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Lied to a girl, who was madly in love with me, that i loved her. Then dumped her for a year, and after that got back with her, and basically abused her psychologically for 3 years, probably leaving her pretty fucked up. Kinda regret that
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>>70066664
I learned how to hump the ground after my mom locked me in my room when i was a kid because she was sick of letting me sleep in her bed (she overmothered me a lot). I eventully figured out that doing it with my hand gave me the most reward
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>>70066774
Just kinda?
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>>70066829
Yeah, just kinda. She put up with it. I was not that bad most of the time, and she had an extreme lack of any paternal figures.
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>Jacked off in Science class in the 9th Grade while this boring shark documentary was playing. No one noticed but I had to walk home with jizz in underwear.
>I keep having these dreams where I'm having sex with my mom and it's starting to really fuck with me psychologically
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>>70067030
Are you NEET?
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>>70067073
I work at a library and am already accepted to go to University in an Engineering course next year
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>>70066774
I understand. have been in a similar situation where the girl I was with loved me and I never really developed feelings, leading to me breaking it off and then later an on and off mess of feelings from her end and me being relatively unemotional.
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when i was still using drugs, i told my mom that i hope she would get cancer and die because she wouldnt give me one of her perc 30's when i was jonsing

about a year later she got cancer and died.
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>>70052341
jerked off in a church
stole from every friend ive ever had and from family (money, computers, food, electronics, basically anything i wanted and could take)
shoplifted from almost every store ive ever visited
dined and dashed loads, basically just stealing in general
cut off from a chick bc she started getting acne and looked ugly (dont feel bad, she later cucked me when i tried to make amends)
was suspended in the 4th grade for fighting and bullying
broke into loads of places
vandalized loads of shit
emotionally manipulated this girl online, turned out she was lying about her looks (sent friends pics) so i cut off all communication (she had some MAJOR self esteem issues, felt a little bad after)
purposefully set up friends to fail in relationships so id feel better (i feel a little bad about this now)
stolen drugs, done loads of shit to get high, like huffing glue and doing whippits
found out my mom was cheating on my dad, my mom realized i knew and forced me to keep my mouth shut (i feel bad for this one, i still want to tell my dad but if i did my family would collapse and my mom might kill herself)

typing this all out makes me feel like a bad person. huh
desu i still dont feel all that bad
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I fapped once at a friends home and I couldn't find any kleenex to wash off my dick so i took from the dumpster some used tampons belonging to my friend's sister
I have bullied an autistic kid in front of his parents without realizing it (long story)
I have murdered a wild rat that was hanging out in my bedroom (like 2 days ago i swear i'm having nightmares about this)
I have broken my mom's very expensive perfume and I accused my 3yo cousin
I used racist slurs in class to make a joke and it was a very bad idea
I used to fap to shotacon and loli in my teens but now it utterly disgusts me i have no idea why I used to find this attractive
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>>70067304
did it just autocorrect to be honest to desu. wtf
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>>70067304
oh and also watching WAY to many fucked up videos (surface and deep web. yeah, you can guess what kinda vids)
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Caused my immediate family an immense amount of pain and distress over the years through multiple suicide attempts as a teenager and all the times in the past where I've woken up in the hospital after nearly drinking myself to death

Despising my mother for years for cheating on my father and divorcing him

I used to be a real shit
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I willingly had unprotected sex with my pilled-out 26 year old cousin while her 4 year old child slept next to my aunt across the hall. I was a 16 yo virgin. Still dunno how to feel about that one.
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>>70064623
Same situtation. Except that it was with my female cousin. I jerked off with her socks and black tights almost daily. I even stole two used black tights from her. That was 4 years ago. I guess I still have them hidden in my closet. She used to dress like pic related and I have a thing for girls wearing that outfit.
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>>70063791
that's a really good album
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>>70067304
you sound like quite the little shit but holy fuck your mom is a manipulative cunt
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>>70067556
ew...
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>>70067596
comes in the genes i guess, my mom fucked my up pretty bad.
she also made me join a club i was molested in, and then gets pissed at me when i say i hated that club and calls me ungrateful. but thats not to say im not just as or more fucked up than her.
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>>70067336
>I have bullied an autistic kid in front of his parents without realizing it (long story)

Go on.
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>>70066089
It was eight years ago and I'm much better now. Yeah, she was worth it. Amazing arse. I spent an entire afternoon up it.
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Was in a long distance relationship. She broke up with me, I verbally berated her using all the secrets she ever told me in an attempt to purposefully hurt her. Continued doing so for about a month, then a couple months later made her think I committed suicide.
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>>70067995
That's kinda stupid, something only a jerk will do, but it's kinda funny as well (just for the suicide part).
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I've made my mother cry so many times that it doesn't even affect me anymore.

She's a drunk, but still, I wish her tears held more weight.
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destroyed my little brother's perfectly functioning wii because the wires were getting annoying
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>>70066494
How did you manage the relationships? Did they find out about each other?
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Madvillainy - Madvillain

Fucked my friends sister

Fucked my ex's best friend

As a child I would call girls' that had crushes on me ugly when I didnt like them
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>>70068798
>As a child I would call girls' that had crushes on me ugly when I didnt like them
I mean, just childs, I see no problem.
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>>70068383
one at college one at home.
basically just admitted to one after the guilt got to me, she still wanted to work thinks out and get me to stop seeing the other girl but I told her things would never be the same. The other girl from home I basically admitted the first time we had done it I was at the end of relationship with some, blurring the truth to make it seem not as bad as it was in reality. still feel bad about it to this day
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>>70068253
Holy shit, kek.
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>>70068841
>just childs
Children, you mean.
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>>70070665
Yeah, thanks, english isn't my first language, and I usually fuck up things like that.
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>>70068253
lmao!
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