/bleep/

first for s/t

>>70036784
:*

post deep house bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsPI6V4Iec

Can anyone rec me some good edm?

>>70036991
martin garrix, chainsmokers, axwell ingrosso, steve aoki

enjoy :^)

>>70036991
forget all that wack big room shit check out my dude 'deadmau5' he's a production wizard and he brings the lols as well if you know what i mean

, and Moby
you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody listens to techno

>>70036991
wiley, skepta, feloneezy

>>70036991
Luke UFO & Dubman - Milquetoast EP

>>70036888
s/t mate can u stop being such a fucking henk honestly

you and dub techno black man are just the definition of henk honestly

>Ramandanman

what did he mean by this?

>>70036991
>edm
>good

404 not found famalam

>tfw too used to using serato and looking at waveforms to mix
>can't beatmatch vinyl for shit

is it acceptable to just do a pull up or load or echo for all my blends

>>70037179
gotta limit the pull ups to like 3 per hour max m8

only for the proper weapon tracks

hey /bleep/
/memetal/ here
happy new year

how do we know who's the real s/t and not just someone using his name

>>70037137
Wtf u on about

>>70037208
alright lad? happy new year 2 u 2. thanks for postin, big up 2 the metal thread :)

i'm listenin to this atm, dunno if it's up your alley. 8:00 onwards is mental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJxv3SnMbv8

>>70037218
oh my days s/t can u just not be a henk for literally 1 second?? you're nuts i'll give you that

>>70037277
calm your tits man

>>70037300
bruv i'm calm as cucumber trust

henks do peeve me a little bit tho..

is vladislav delay the best bleep musick maker ever

>>70037329
"wew" "lad"

>>70037381
yeah I think he is tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLyTxdW8Ekk

I actually really like ADTBG at least he's honest about being angry and doesn't pretend to be nice like s/t

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Copped

>>70037445
aw man

>>70037277
What?
>>70037420
>pretend to be nice
Oh go fuck yourself

anyone wanna go b2b with me

i'll start the set

break em in nice and easy it's early hours yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7xox1peOw

>>70037508

https://youtu.be/TAlvVY6vStU

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HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uIEhqOXENQ

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........ to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vCH_-jUqdc

>>70037604

a long blend with a minimum of airhorns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol1DW_mMjO0

Implying this isn't one the best songs hyperdub has ever released
https://youtu.be/r6wvW0af8G8

>>70037785
shut the fuck up you cretin

>>70037785
it's honestly almost decent, but I can't think of any situation it would be worth playing in.

Felony Riddim and Sittin Here Redux are both good, tho.

>>70037803
>muh gud ole days
Stop pretending to like music

>>70037749
keeping the motif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaCrH3vmEA8

>>70037875
if you ever fucking post internet trap in this thread again i will get everyone in the whatsapp to filter you

any "new years resolution to kill man's self" in?

>>70037850
Yeah bc most people are puppets and will only "like" music that's (insert taste maker) approved. I thought the other track was boring desu
>>70037893
What the fuck are you talking about

>>70037943
i am talking about exiling you from bleep if you ever post internet trap here again

>>70037943
problem with toxic riddim is that there's no reason why you'd ever play it when you have felony riddim and sittin here redux on the same plate, both of which are arguably the same thing, but better

i broke up with my gf day before christmas
and since it is 1st day of new year ive decided that im gonna get tinder.
I got one and so far got 24 matches but holy shit is it filled with basic bitches in my country
mostof em are peng tho

>>70037967
What if we called it anime trap? You guys could have a new meme!

does /bleep/ like whatever genre this is? he had a very good release last month

https://soundcloud.com/tim-e-aka-current-value/current-value-subliminal-critsys006

>>70038004
>anime trap

because that's a girl with a penis

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what's the best strictly rhythm release and why is it pic related

>>70037889

it's really living up in here i think a party popper just went off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWBJNcdDSk

>>70038047

that's not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_O_YEIpNFc

>>70037971
True
>>70038045
What's wrong with that? ;)

>>70038125
Fag

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this a sick lineup or wot

>>70037999
where do you live

>>70038175
meme line up

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>>70038175

Hope Works is great

ps hands off bruce that qt is mine

>>70038197
poland rn

>>70038219
do you live in a big city, 24 matches in 1 day seems quite impressive

>>70038235
yeah i do i live in capitol city

>>70038249
who pengest girl u matched?

>>70037912
reporting in

>>70038074
yeah lad, sweat's dripping down my guy fawkes mask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJfr0AWAlo

>>70038201
how

>>70038307
some 19 yo bird with banging bode but she got htc phone
im not gonna smash anyone with htc doesnt matter how beautiful

>>70038368
it has blawan and illegal graffiti guy there

>>70038384
how is blawan a meme
and who is illegal graffiti guy

>>70038360
ooo n1

Anyone know any good tracks with the word "January" in the title?

SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN MY FACE
EASY COUPLINGS IN THE SUN
(OR IS THAT UNTRUE?)
EASY COUPLINGS IN THE NIGHT
(NEVER SAW HER BODY)

>>70038360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyjkiVuz2dM

>>70038371
pic senpai? she sounds nice but im glad u stick to your principles fuck htc

>>70038550
The thirst is real lol

>>70038581
nah first thing i grab is a tap water

>>70038495
nice1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEZk-8Dgf6c

>>70038581
Shouldn't you be hiring a prostitute you pathetic cunt

any gqom man in

yo ye light the bifta

any middle class but act road man to fit in man in

>>70038790
dunknow

>>70038705
EVERY DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu5KUETZu9w

>>70038631

back with a fresh red stripe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wHXxdOE7lw

ncie got a date in 2 hours from tinder

>>70038912
kys debilu

>>70038912
on new year day? that silly, u be getting sloppy seconds lels

>>70038948
sam sie kys bananie

lls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMlYykJTleY

:')

>>70038999
nie mow tak do mnie

>>70039061
sorry nie powinnienem tak reagowac nawet jak to ty zaczales

>>70038948
>>70038999
>>70039061
>>70039107
kuuurrrwwwwa

>>70039107
dobrego nowego roku przyjacielu

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bleep threads are the best threads on /mu/

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>>70038867

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STy14Ut_LGQ

>>70039127
dzieki ja tobie rowniez zycze szczescia i zdrowia w nadchodzacym roku
>>70039115
elo

byl ktos na brutazowym sylwestrze???

>>70039169
kurwa blyat

kurrrrwa

>>70039133
b8

>>70039143

nice nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSxejgpIU0

i'm riding the momentum :^)

>>70039133
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zvobc
alright tune

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SERIOUSLY

Can someone explain to me what a "henk" is?

>>70039356
the 'introspective' part of the set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PGUnR3FmeI

brb

>>70039720
Henk Hill sells pruppen and pruppen accessureez

>>70039720
literally the henkiest thing u have said today

someone spoonfeed me the deep cuts on the Strictly Rhythm label. i know the big ones but i can't be bothered to go through the entire label to find the better tunes

>>70039732

for 'the heads'

https://youtu.be/EAoKTMieonc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qIsstNQ1cc

turnup turnup

any cute man in

OwO

need rolling papers.... ugh

DJ Koze was pretty good ngl

>>70039992
does /bleep/ like blunts at all? i can't roll shit

i roll the tobacco out of the black just about half way and then insert my loud in there. what do you think of that?

Does good psytrance exist

>>70040035
ya i use a razor to cut em open tho

>>70040084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCZHWgH1nTM

the queen definitely gonna die soon

Who /nothing but jungle january/ here?

>>70039782
>>70039795
Ffs

>>70040159
loool good riddance i say >:)

>>70040370
omg! ruthless lol

>>70040035
just rolled a large one
cant finish this all by myself lads :3

any man got that banter pic about kowton and his collapsed lung from a few days ago?? 4got 2 save it. thx lads, u belters :)

>>70040641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Up1a24cPvs

>>70040275
what's that

DJ Gail Platt

>>70040862
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S43188866#p43198910

>Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a listen to this old Kowton tape pack I found...
>*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
>Son: What is this rubbish?
>Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
>Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
>*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
>Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
>*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
>Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!

>>70041431
>Son: Ow me lung

>tfw I was the one who first used the phrase "ow me lung" back in may

Somebody give me a /bleep/ medal

>>70036769
where is pic from ?

>Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a read of this archive of s/t posts I found...
>*Father hands son a thick, leatherbound, quality printed volume*
>Son: What is this rubbish?
>Father: This is s/t, a legend of the /bleep/ threads.
>Son: Who? What? It's too inane please! Just take it back! Please let me read Harry Potter p-please!!
>*Father opens the book and points to a section of internet trap lyrics transcribed and recontextualised by s/t*
>Son: Please Father!! I just want to go outside and play sports!!
>*Father puts a Bladee record on*
>Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND APPRECIATE s/t!

>>70041667
noisey blackpool grime documentary

Kowton was a ledgendary Drum & Bass MC from way back in the day from Grasmere in the Lake District, man was spitting bars to the new DJ Hazard tunes every week, man was smoking me out, man was in the back of the car in the quarry ALWAYS! Where is Kowton now? He was top of the game in Grasmere. He almost had it all! I wouldn't be suprised if man collapsed a lung the way he was smoking. He smoked us out so many times in those early jump up quarry raves! Kowton is simply urban legend to the kids these days but the old school know the score, we will always remember Kowton.

>>70041902
rah

>>70039869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFPfH13IPt4

a cheeky tool

i'd go see adtbg live 2bh guys

>>70040275
OH SHIT I FORGOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVl66gXUhmY

/bleep/ club when?

>>70042259
this is fucking shite

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>>70041855

>>70042376
are u on last.fm la

How do you say "lads" in polish I think it's "żiomki"

v good thread today I laughed a lot reading it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ-_NkDBANI

>2017
>dancing
really cringeworthy desu

>>70042605
Nah got a rym tho

L L S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mac6Cqset5E

that brekkie was boss la

>>70037508
i'm just lurking around, but i just listened to a few cuts by jayda g and damn i like the groove

>>70037967
Your kind is the cancer of /bleep/

I love randomly stumbling upon my Easygroove's unknowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAcUkFBd4Nk

>>70042027

after a long confusing pause the music resumes as if it never stopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvjuOopzL8

>>70043227
yeah she's great

i like all these vancouver people making groovy elevator music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJUnF53SGg4

>>70043918
the molly's kicking in brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCY2XHFvyw

met zomby last night lads

his name is justin and he's an absolute knob

has some p cool ~wavey~ garms tho and his gf is bangin

>>70037999
>peng

18+ only

>>70039483
kek

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>when the pads are lush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW9y8A4W9DQ

>>70044196

damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21fXSx2r0e8

i think i'm getting the famous 'munchies'

any u lads got some good patois vocal samples

s/t.........

>>70044767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46rxEffQ30

>>70044767
oh my gosh
easy

>>70044855
Sup

>>70044978
lonely t b h

i want to die

>>70045072
i dont

>>70039869

wow choon

need 2 listen 2 more perlon

>>70045072
Don't mate

Do you want to chat?

any bipolar man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7oUsc_MWwo

>>70037912
me

one NYE I want to drop this at midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2mmltfKH8

>>70046524
wew nice etch playlist

>>70046524 (Dead)
Loool fuck off Zak you nob

>>70046524
LOOOL HE FUCKING DELETED IT

so is it confirmed that he's the fucking danposter and battycrease poster

>>70046586
>>70046609
>>70046716
Are you all actually falling for it or just playing along?

>>70046943
piss off zak

>>70045892
just lonely on new years
cant get a girl off my mind but she doesnt feel the same

whatever goin to gym now so ill feel better. got some ketamine for next weekend so thats nice

thanks for reading my blog bleep

>>70047048
soldier through lad. what young person isn't fucked up in the head anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdWdHBibgZM If anyone can help, I'm desperate for a download of this tune

>>70047134
it's up on ds9 lad

>>70047172
ds9?

>>70045013
Bloops are best lonely music
https://youtu.be/zMiHm3q6-bQ

>>70047195
deepspace9 lad

>>70047235
is that a tracker or something or are u fucking with me

>>70047300
shit sorry i meant db9 lol

been watching ds9 all day

but ye it's up on db9

>>70047204
Or maybe don't listen to this tune lls u might neck yourself 2 emotional
Try a cheesy but.gud trance tune
https://youtu.be/77jsOnqZ-S0

>>70047334
so fat chance then loool

>>70047374
fat like zak loool

trust

opinion on RKS?

took a combo of mdma cocaine and ketamine whilst smoking hash at a new years eve party, and had this epiphany that taking drugs and talking shit is ultimately really pointless and need to replace it with more fulfilling long-term things to do instead

what the fuck happened to me.

>>70049126
happens mate.

i went through a depressive phase and felt the same way but you'll come around

>>70049169
dont really feel depressed, hell i had a good time. but im getting older and speaking to a mate of mine who has a kid on the way with his gf... well ti really made me think you know

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:3

is there actually a way of getting on db9?

easier to get onto apollo and kg these days it seems

>>70047204
nice one

>>70049544
if i had an invite to give out i would

i had a few back when i was uploading stuff but don't have access to new shit like i used to :'(

sorry lad

if i do i'll post in here

any working on ableton fella in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4QY5Z8LBEo

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>>70049210
yeah i feel that. idk anyone who wants to do this shit for the rest of their lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnnZjDDtPko wew