ITT: legitimately good band names that haven't been taken yet

The Goofy Ablutions

neutral milk hotel
idk why its so good but someone should use it

nihilism is a tired aesthetic

>>70022251
Uncle Touchy and the Nervous Nephews

Daily Activity Report

Probably some super pretentious and overly long
Something like: At The Top of The Mountain Is Where I Feel Most Alive, or something along those lines.

The Young Cums

>>70022980
thin air or somehting

The Bad Hombres

The Cum Suckers
or
The Cum Sucking *insert number of band members*

Utopic Tropics

the meme orchestra

the memes

los meme bois (2 rappers)

the memes and me

yung meme

I Watched Your Humourous Memes With Pleasure

>>70022251
the pee pee poo poo's

Daddy's Cummies

The Harambes

Bbq Ribs

Juice Truck

The Cheese Curl Mishap

The Chode Less Traveled

>>70023014
too bad we have this fantastic website for them already
http://www.thinairband.com/index2.html

Hee-Haw & The Fuckaround Gang

created a bandcamp of each of these. you are all wrong now

Banana Bag

Hatorade

They would be crunkcore or some shit tho

Thieving Magpie

>or

Steel Cut Oats

Which one

>>70022251
Butterface

I Can't Believe it's Not Hitler

Snowbird Massacre

Deep China

Lonely Vampire Club

Frost Giant

Summertimemurderclub

Stick Wasp

Salad Draw

No Garage For Satan

Santa Muerte & the Red-Hot Urethra Spelunkers

untitled

>>70023598
>Frost Giant

lol nvm its a band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSC_cx27_o

>>70023598
>Deep China

fuck, also a band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHEF7oCl7w

Star wars.
You'd probably get sued though

>>70023704
Not Star Wars

OP's the only good one so far ITT

Lyrics from Radiohead, need that succession by lyrics, just like how they got thier name

Haulting Rocks
Warmpause
Purple Flynn
Stereotorso
Helium Blimp
Werewolf Weekday
Knifes N' Tulips
The ankles
2U

>>70023807
shutup OP

Radical Saddles

>>70023598
Holy shit these couldn't be any worse/generic

Nutt-Blast

TSCHÜSS
S
C
H
Ü
S
S

Inscrutable

Yung Funeral, MF Doonghnout

>>70022980
dont diss The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die

>>70023900
>Purple Flynn
Good name for a Pink Floyd tribute band.

Captain Cuntbreak

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Man Date

>>70023807
Or dumb star wars

Gub Gub

>>70022980
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Various Artists

Anti-Semetic Jew

Phineas The Collector
Persphone's Symphony

Is there a band called YEAH out there?

UUUU

Portugal. The Country

>>70026565
DJ Pavel and the Big Guys

It would be extremely tuneful.

>>70026606
Mosquito Man is another good one

Drunk Drivers

>>70023900
>2U
that list is bullshit. nobody cares.

all of these suck

Cacophonous Sarcophagus

Nigga No

>>70026641
Yet they're all infinitely better than your suggestion.

>>70026666
Yet They're All Infinitely Better Than Your Suggestion confirmed best band name 2k17

Martin Luther King & the Juniors

BAZINGA!

>>70022251
The Questions

A local band from my area with the dankest name and they just broke up but i cant steal it cause we play the same places they used to

>seoul dheli

>>70026865
call yourself sour deli and you'll be good

>>70023769
I like that. or Not ____

(whatever)

>>70026542
sounds like a shitty New York indie band from 2005

I'll put up a the who-cover band together out of local amateur musicians so we can call ourselves

the literally whos

Curse These Metal Hands

TellyFace

Hot Cops
Anti-Funk

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Cosby Steals Ass

Locker Room Talk

Cocaine Vanguard Party
The Rhizome
Psyops Program
The Invisible Committee
Suicide by Cop
Queen Mob
Future Primitives
Antagonistic Contradiction

Lemon Shape-up

The existentialist wallabies

Sexual Emergency

They Might Be Faggots

Dead In Bed

The Golf Club - Welcome to the Clubhouse

The Superb Owls

>>70028948
bretty gud

Pantomime

The Oedipussy Complex
Dividing My Heart by Zero
Slitknope (Slipknot cover band, also the lead singer dresses up like Leslie from Parks & Recreation)

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the love supremes

White Niggers

>>70028948
NVM, some metal band already took the name.

The George Costanzas
Creamy Kramer

>>70029703
The Newmans'

Pepe and the Memefreaks

>>70022251
The coco strokes

Death FUCKING Grips

>>70022251
Syphilis and the STDs.

If I was a girl, and had talent, I would totally start a band called that.

>>70029824
The Memes and The Pepes

Nihilistic and the Wicked Sense of Humours

Raked Over The Coals

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>>70030430

Harambe's Last Will and Testament

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>>70030430

Nietzsche and the Nihilists

High Def Jesus

Have Meme Will Travel

Candlewax
sounds edgy and dark

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>>70022251

The Atrophobic Homophobes

My favorite one from a thread a long time ago:

Ring Twice for Arnold

Sioux Me

Depth Grapes

The Vains
Hauberk / Haubergeon

Hitler Did Nothing Song

>>70022251
Masque of the Red Dawn of the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath

Viet Cong

>>70026911
I actually heard of some guys who started a band called pink floyd just for the lols. Should have added the not

Brian Wilson and the Hellbefines

Sinister Finial, AKA SinFin

this shit's gonna be big, just you wait

Hammer Flat Mine Cock

llo Wor

Hologram Jesus

origin of the feces

Bodybuilder Bob Dylan

Bong Jovi

>>70023900
Unbiased Dairy Inn
Species Gathering
My Gory Christmas
Demise Grasps
Canadian Soccer
Dietyfast You! Dark Monarch
Planks Of Mexico
The Shattering Potatoes
Humble Rat

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Who is This Semen Demon?

good band name imo

Wizards with guns
Techno Wendigo
Cthulhu Dick
Killer God
Robocock
Audiomen
God Will Kill Us All In The End
Anusface

my bloody day of love

The Brandons
Loose/Leaf
Collectible Palaces
Hard Hard Hard Hard
Hite Eople

insect incest

>>70022251
Something pretentious that makes no sense like

Dont judge a cover by its book

Glop

Me

Skub

Cust

Break Jannis
All Mine
Alaskan Pipeline

The Souls in My Shoes

You Me at Sea

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Electric Diarrhoea

Mercury Rev

>>70034215
There's already a band that goes by that name.

>>70022251
wanted to make a band named kowloon walled city but some fuckers already took it
>>70034222
nice trips

>>70026696
The Ideas

>>70032986
GWKUAITE is good.

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>>70030430

The Blue Bears

Grootslang

EL SEÑOR

>>70026865

New Seoul Dheli
New Dheli Nelly
Seoul Proprietor
Rubber Seoul
Dhelicatessen
Seoul Bakery

>>70026140
why not? the fucking suck.

Voltaire

Paris is Burning

>>70026691
Shildong and the meme men

jesus /mu/ is a hellhole

>>70023769
Dumb Star Wars

>>70038801
I only want this if it's a band full of sassy snapping queens

The Beneficiaries of the Ashford Estate

Bathtub Nightmare
Weed Is Not Enough
Stuck Needle
Towel Head Boys
Dove Love
Raccoon Bassoon
Golden Posion Tree
Lightswitch Brigade
Down The Drain
Dog Wolf Bark
Slanty Jew and the 4 Chans
You Won't Believe What Just Happened To Me
Cycle of Drugs
Bong Hero
Pokemon Ruined My Life
Shower Towel Movement
That Good Schmitt
Teddy Bear Hole
Sock Fornication
Manga Delusions
Shampoo Dudes
Put It On My Tab
Symbol Sensations
Melancholy For Weak Minds
Verizon Horizon
Purse Curse
Check Your Coat At The Door
Ragged Red Fibers
Mutiny In My Foot
Cancer Baby
Planned Paranthood Massacre
DJ Trump and Electric Mike
Triple Bypass Hallucination
The Johnston Tearless Realization
Digital To Analog Conceivers
Corrupted Children Die
Zebra Massacre
Polish My Sausage
Ready To Fuck Up
Always Beef
The Great Heist Of Kalamazoo
Sea Things
Aqua Lights Of Grandeur
Silver Creamer
Teasing Her Comedy
Rear Ended
Water Stool Softener
Washer Drier Combo
Outside Dreamscapes
Locker Room Showers
Local YMCA Molestations
Here Take Some
Expanded But Blind
Depressed And Happy
The Meek Milestones
Stranger On The Drums
Flickering Life Cinema

King Scuffy and the Shoeshiners

>>70026681
Martin Luther and the King Juniors

Swamp Grizzly, something heavy.

Skate Fast Eat Ass

Mute Puma

You Know It's No

My Wife's Son

Delet this

The Shitty Beatles

Nothing Like A Nutte
Spider8itch
Shack of Nutz
Stuck at Home

22 pilots

>>70022251
Neurocranium
Siamese Connection
One Cunt Wolf Pack

The Reporters

Concerned Citizens of Salem

radiobutt

Watermelon Heist

>>70026911
(kys)

Preacher Man and The Feral Kids

Walking Talking Stephen Hawking