>math rock >no ones sings about math

>industrial metal
>no one signs about working in a factory

math rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAquDLVfok

>pop punk
>no one is popping bubble wrap maliciously.

>black metal
>they hate blacks

>>69988638
Best one so far

>post rock
>nobody mails stones

>dream pop
>no one is dreaming

>hip hops
>no hips are hopping
everything needs to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUqvPJ3cbUQ

>acid house
>there's no house burning from acid spills

>>69988638
>>69988671
Blasphemy tho.

>>69988544

>new wave
>it's actually old as fuck

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>no wave
>they are not surfing on waves

>shoegaze
>no one is starting at there shoes

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>pop/rock
>neither popular nor rock

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>raps
>''i'm not a rapper''

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>>69988986
>shoegaze
>no one is staring at their shoes
>they're staring at pedals instead

>djent
>????

>death metal
>no one dies

>extratone
>same range of pitches everyone else uses

>blackgaze
>played by straight white people

>melodic doom
>people write new melodies every day

>acid house
>the house is perfectly fine

>post-hardcore
>the kids are still hardcore

>synth rock
>nobody weighs down keys with stones

>avantegarde
>nobody follows

>>69989470
underrated

>experimental rock
>tests zero hypotheses

>space rock
>terrestrial in origin

>funk
>odorless

>k-pop
>it's actually above average

>sludge metal
>nothing forged from tar

>art rock
>it's not displayed in museums

>>69989614
Best one so far

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>>69988557
kek'd way too hard at this

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>music
>doesn't have any sounds

>>69988682
underrated post

>>69989293
>djent
>it's actually chugga chugga

>>69988544

>drone music
>it's not made by unmanned aerial vehicles

>>69988544
>Rage Against the Machine
>Conforming Capitalist

>>69988544
>Nu Metal
>Almost 20 years old

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>>69989842

Math rocks my socks off bisquof is soft Swiss army plot lets watch as Isaac newton runs off gets off apples and moons black and blue a raccoon is soon a hue of numbers too two and two is a bus of fuss to discover calculus in time with Einstein quantum rhymes are sublime like the initiative of a spotted derivative hooked on phonics spacial harmonics in a series of tetrahedral furies in side out tesselations on the space station galactic celestial bombastic extra terrestrial terrorists behind singularities with impurities above and beyond what's long gone in another dimension what's wrong and right take flight statistical nonsensical it's all whimsical.

>>69988684
Idk, I'm fall asleep pretty quickly when listening to Dream Pop

>>69988853
Obviously. Because there is No Wave.

>Post Punk
>Lyrics aren't raging about the privatisation of Royal Mail
What's the point?

>krautrock
>not made by fermented white cabbage

>>69989616
This wins

>avant garde
>a clue

>>69990178
Artificial insemination discrimination of a nation of calculations no deprivations derivations of phantom multiplication numbers of others in special colors like lovers discover another like a brother divide by zero cosmos hero light years inside reindeer Santa Claus space ranger buzz strong was wrong it's not the final frontier it's just begun god isn't what you think don't blink the universe came in with a wink what you see is who you are we came from stars you think are aware of emotions but you're dimensions below promotion anti locomotion dark matter mad hatter cells let us dwell as we fell from hell consciousness from the abyss catastrophic bliss.

>death metal
>have to be alive to play it

>>69990700
Maybe you do casual

>trip hop
>artist is in an upright position

>>69989293
>djent
>doesn't djentrify

>>69988682
>>69989470
>>69989554
>>69990209
my sides

>indie
>no spices to be found

>progressive rock
>only made by white men

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>>69988544
>math rock
>actually sings about math

>>69990939
please download link

>>69991096
Use the archive next time

https://mega.nz/#!TJdQELTR!UQ-CjJsqva9-nbUlixP244tKcDPznWz3eye7D5wwXtg

>dubstep
>matches these dubs

>>69989616
ke k

>free jazz
>costs money

>serial music
>doesn't taste good with milk

>surf guitar
>Not using instruments as floatation devices

>minimal techno
>requires lots of technology to produce it

>hardly math
>should be called subdivided rock

>>69991241
Felj

>London calling
>My phone never rang

>>69989538

kek

>>69989616
I don't get it

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>ragtime
>no one sings about dragging teenage schoolgirls into their vans

>noise
>sounds

>>69994527
>>69994721
kek

>>69994721
Thanks for sharing based wallpic.

>dadrock
>my father left me when i was 4

>>69988682
>>69988811
>>69988557
>>69988544
>>69989842

The good ones

>>69990209
Underrated

>swans
>human

>alternative rock
>free will doesn't exist

>>69989554
Got me

>>69994721
underrated kek

>>69994695
ok pop, anon