Scaruffi on Death Grips

>>69958962
that scores are too big

>Exmiltary - 7/10
>Everything else is lower
Accurate

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>>69958962
>giving Edge Grips higher scores than 2/10
>my face when

BP?

>exmilitary and jenny death as their best albums

he's right

>>69959020
10/10

death grips is glorified synth-based limp bizkit

>Exmilitary rated their highest
>their most repetitive record outside of Govt Plates
Dude's such a pleb it's actually funny.

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>>69959021
>saying the two worst DG albums are the best
>mfw

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>>69959035
Exmilitary [Third Worlds download, 2011]
Death-metal hip-hop for El-P fans who secretly wish the Insane Clown Posse wasn't so dumb ("Blood Creepin," "Klink") ***

>>69959021
agreed

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>>69959093
>implying El-Pee has fans

>>69959021
nu-dg fan pls leave forever

>>69959093
kek

>>69958962
I dont know why he seemed to write off niggas on the moon. Its my favorite album of theirs and ive never heard anything quite like it.

>>69959147
cuck

>>69959093
kek i love christgau

>>69959185
original =/= good
this album is mediocre at best

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>>69959121
Hey I like El-P.

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>>69958962
>NOTM
>lowest score
>same score as NLDW
why do people listen to him

>>69959360
I don't usually care about him, but these scores are accurate.

>>69959093
based xgau

>>69959021
This. Underrated the shit out of them all though.

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>>69958962
>Government Plates higher than No Love Deep Web
i'm almost impressed at how retarded this is

>>69959479
>>Government Plates higher than No Love Deep Web

what's wrong with it?

real, accurate scores btw
>Exmilitary: 7/10
>The Money Store: 6.5/10
>No Love Deep Web: 5/10
>Government Plates: 6/10
>Niggas on the moon: 8.5/10
>Jenny Death: 8/10
>Bottomless pit: 7/10

>>69959529
i cringed hardly

>>69959529
Niggas on the moon is the best pleb filter

>>69959529
>>>/reddit/

>>69959495
Government Plates is so shit, repetitive, and boring

NLDW is easily more interesting to listen to

>>69959529

FTFY
>Exmilitary: 5/10
>The Money Store: 4/10
>No Love Deep Web: 3/10
>Government Plates: 5/10
>Niggas on the moon: 6/10
>Jenny Death: 4/10
>Bottomless pit: 2/10

>>69958962
NOTM is the only one I can listen to without my ears metaphorically bleeding. Very smooth experience.

>>69959574
you confused these albums

>>69959529
No.

Giving Exmilitary anything less than an 8/10 is criminal. Shit, it deserves at least a 9.

>>69959574
>being this much of a pleb

>>69959653
how is it possible to give a spred luv rip-off that score

>>69959691
>how is it possible
consider the fanbase

>>69959479
Stoklasa sappin' my Bauman!

daily reminder that arguing over scores is probly the least dg thing one could do

>>69959744
but it's the most popular thing to do among deathgripsfags after posting memes

>>69959781
and how ironic it is that the most popular activity among them is the one that is least in-keeping with the bands overall message

>>69959410
wow you're so intelligent and contrarian, i bet all the girls suck your dick

>Government Plates above No Love Deep Web
my nigga

>>69959864
>contrarian
just because NOTM was memed as something good doesn't mean it's actually good
outside this half-/b/ board this album is considered the worst one

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>>69959847
wtf is death grips "message?"

>>69959909
>he doesnt get the message

>>69959903
see
>>69959864

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>>69959909
jfc

>>69959926
>wow message
>so deep
>I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
>You can sit between the backseat and my dick

>Volcano pussy melt your Peter like ice

>She’s so, she’s so
>Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito

>I piss on your face like I'm PSS-PSS-PSS

>Sadomaso-kiss my fist
>Suck my dick, it's not cool
>I'm too sick, what time is it?

>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I don’t care about real life, I don’t care about real life
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States
>I break mirrors with my face in the United States

>All I need is my fix
>Fuck your idols, suck my dick

>Fuck

>Eat this fourty-four magnum dick (up)

>Mister who you rise to picket pick it big dick

>My favorite color is oh my god bitch
>I'm wearing black gloves through your mall, I'm rich

>Run up bitch to the death get gripped

>Death, fuck
>Let's fuck
>Just don't touch me
>Just fuck-fuck me
>Fuck-fuck me out
>Why don't you just
>Fuck-fuck me out

>Have a sad cum, bb

>Responsibility's cool, but there’s more things in life
>Like getting your dick
>Rode all fucking night

>Cause I'm too high, too high
>Feel like I'm never ever gonna come down

>Cause I feel so alive, beyond alive
>I'm beyond alive

>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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>>69959909
>wtf is death grips "message?"

>>69959909
You can't put the Death Grips concept in words, but the message is crystal fucking clear.

>>69959909
wew lad

>>69959933
can you read?

>>69959963
>You can't put the Death Grips concept in words
try

>>69959982
see
>>69959933

>>69959909
consumerism = meaningless
materialism = meaningless
reality = meaningless

>>69959864
what is wrong with being contrarian on the board that is mostly contrarians?
and btw hating notm is not contrarian

>>69960015
do you even have the stats to back these claims?

>>69960015
>what is wrong with being contrarian on the board that is mostly contrarians?
what's wrong with being a pedophile on the board that is mostly pedophiles?
>and btw hating notm is not contrarian
w/e you say pal

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>people listen to Death Grips for the "message"

>>69959093
No Love Deep Web [Third Worlds download EP, 2012]
So maybe how you explain these guys is this: the Gravediggaz grow up--or get serious, which is not necessarily the same thing. Either way, who knows how they'll keep on keeping on--nonstop rage wears out fast even when it's mixed with the humor obsessives like this deny themselves. But on their third album in 18 months, independently released online with an obscene downloadable cover because the major they suckered into a contract refused to put it out so soon after the last one, synth maestro Flatlander adjusts one of the most compelling aural signatures in electronic beat music. There's more space in these tracks, and unlikely hints of sweetening both orchestral and distaff that come as laugh moments whether the lunatics running the asylum think they're funny or not. Their weak spot is sex, a theme that imbued with their rage occasions misogynist spew crueler and stupider than their parricidal spew. Were they really to grow up they'd sidestep it altogether. Or else get funnier as if they meant it. A-

>>69958962
those scores are perfect, though. maybe ex mil is a bit low. GP a bit too high.

>>69959529
nldw is better than everything that came after it
prove me wrong

>>69960096
>I'm retarded

>>69959960
>hey look guys lyrics out of contex of their respective songs, lol they sound so silly when i type them alone, lmao i'm so intelligent, i listen to intelligent music
unironically neck yourself

>>69960067
only /mu/ cares about this album
outside of /mu/ it's the least popular dg album
and it's a known fact that /mu/ is mostly hipsters and contrarians who hate almost everyrithing popular because "muh normies", pretending to like obscure music and so on

>>69960009
also that the general idea of "The Secret" is true

>>69960081
>he board that is mostly pedophiles
[citiation needed]

>>69960120
>>69960120

>>69960145
>only /mu/ cares about this album
oh yeah, because there are so many other websites that talk about death grips on a regular basis.
>and it's a known fact that /mu/ is mostly hipsters and contrarians who hate almost everyrithing popular because "muh normies", pretending to like obscure music and so on
i bet you listen to ac/dc
>>69960178
are you retarded?

>>69960208
>oh yeah, because there are so many other websites that talk about death grips on a regular basis.
there are at least reddit and rym that are as popular as /mu/ and people on them don't consider notm as the best dg album
>i bet you listen to ac/dc
this is pretty retarded thing to do, since i didn't even name my preferences

>>69960208
>are you retarded?
can you elaborate what is wrong with my post?

notm is legit the best album of this decade prove me worng

>>69960312
it sounds like grimse

>>69960280
2 retarded

>>69960240
>there are at least reddit and rym that are as popular as /mu/ and people on them don't consider notm as the best dg album
two places. great job.
>this is pretty retarded thing to do, since i didn't even name my preferences
i know. it was an insult.
>>69960280
>can you elaborate what is wrong with my post?
i guess you are fucking retarded then.
i wasn't saying that /mu/ was filled with pedophiles, i was pointing out that what you said was dumb.
obviously, if you think it's okay to be a contrarian as long as it's on a board filled with other contrarians, you must think it's okay to be a pedophile if you're on a board filled with other pedophiles.
i don't see why i had to explain that in such detail, but i guess i should never underestimate the difficulties of communicating with the mentally challenged.

>>69960347
and why?

>>69960340
>sounds like the artist of the decade
you only confirmed that

>>69960366
not enough brain cells

u really r bad at this

>>69960366
you're a fucking simpleton

>>69960357
>two places. great job.
can you name 2 places that consider notm the best dg album ouside /mu/?

>>69960399
no, and i don't need too.

>>69959909
shut you're gay ass up bitch lol

>>69960357
it's pretty obvious that /mu/ is mostly contrarians, even the least popular dg album is considered the best here
what is wrong with being contrarian on the board that is mostly contrarians?

>>69960424
holy shit you're stupid.

>>69960405
by not proving me wrong you're basically proving me right, you know?

>>69960424
THE BOARD IS NOT MOSTLY CONTRARIANS DUMBASS

nothing is ever constant or agreed upon here and it all changes from day to day srsly man you need to fucking lurk sum mo

>>69960434
and why?

>>69960464
IQ of 2

>>69960462
>THE BOARD IS NOT MOSTLY CONTRARIANS
how so?
even the least popular dg album is considered the best here, it's basically the only place that cares about notm that much

>>69960464
i've explained twice now because you were too stupid to understand the first time. go read those posts again.

>>69960434
>>69960479
can you elaborate what is wrong with my post?

>>69960498
not enuf nudes

>>69960492
you didn't explain anything, you was just pointing out and not proving me wrong. go read those posts again.

>>69960514
>>69960498
>obviously, if you think it's okay to be a contrarian as long as it's on a board filled with other contrarians, you must think it's okay to be a pedophile if you're on a board filled with other pedophiles.

>>69960514
alright lads lets pack it in, we got ourselves a little green man here

>>69960538
it's not confirmed that this board is mostly pedofiles
but it is confirmed that this board is mostly contrarians >>69960481

>>69960571
pedophiles*
lol

>>69960571
dear christ it's like talking to a fucking child.

i'm not saying /mu/ is filled with pedophiles. i don't even see how you got that impression into your feverishly retarded mind.
i'm saying that, by your logic, if there were a board filled primarily with pedophiles, it would be perfectly alright to be a pedophile as long as you were posting on that board.

honestly, i feel like i'm getting baited, because if you are legit this dumb i'm going to neck myself.

>>69959960
>I close my eyes and seize it
>I clench my fists and beat it
>I light my torch and burn it
>I am the beast I worship

>Sink or swim, who fucking cares

>Swallowed way too much
>Couldn't handle it
>I fell down a spiral stair case winding to hell

>Pay no mind, illogical
>Just don't die in a hospital
>I should be worried
>I'm temporary

>Psychotropic steel trap, rock a beat up Bears hat
>Naw man, I don’t feel this and I shit on your guilt trip
>Then extinguish your illness like seven grams of thorazine
>Tyrannic authority cleansed by your aggressor

cherrypicking is hard

>>69960630
i'm having a good laugh right now
i don't understand why you are calling me a child while still is not able to understand the meaning of my posts
i was pointing you that your comparisons are irrelevant, you didn't have a logic from the beginning, it's not even the same merit since being contrarian is not a crime, it's nothing wrong to be a contrarion even outside this contrarian board like do whatever you want with your opinion, until it's not going to hurt anyone

and yes, it's okay at some point >>69960538

>>69960749
you said in your post "what is wrong with being contrarian on the board that is mostly contrarians?"
i responded to that by pointing out how obviously stupid it was.
now you've back pedaled to "lol there's nothing wrong with being contrarian." well, that's an opinion, and if that was your point, you should have said so from the beginning, you mental defective.
>i was pointing you that your comparisons are irrelevant
my comparison wasn't irrelevant at all. it worked very well in refuting the point you actually made.

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Best band ever

I agree with him on Jenny Death and Exmil being the best

>>69960877
why are you so mad?
>back pedaled
how so?
>my comparison wasn't irrelevant at all
how so?

>>69960877
may you just already stop posting you retarded man child?

>>69960877
>>69960982
also
>should have said so from the beginning, you mental defective
that's exactly what i did

>>69960982
>why are you so mad?
it's annoying to witness such idiocy.
>how so?
1. you went from saying one thing, which my argument refuted, to saying another, which my argument did not.
2. i explained that literally in the post you're replying to, jesus.
>>69961005
ditto to you
>>69961043
>that's exactly what i did
no you didn't. you didn't say "there's nothing wrong with being a contrarian." you said "what is wrong with being contrarian on the board that is mostly contrarians?" which i refuted.

>>69958962
Goverment plates should of been higher
I agree with his ranking desu

>>69960676
the lines you picked as good (i'm assuming) are just as bad lmao

>>69961666
whether those lyrics are good or bad is your opinion so be a pleb all you want, but they are inarguably meaningful and if you dont get a message then youre just a fucking retard

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what did he meant by this?

>>69959590
>le "overinflated ratings" meme amirite? xD
>GOTTA CORRECT FOR those UNDERAGE
>OBJECTIVE ratings coming thru :^)

fuck off, contrarian

>>69959035
No wonder I love death gripz

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>>69958962
>Exmilitary rated highest
>No Love Deep Web lowest

>>69959479
>TFA was better than Rogue One
Still can't believe them either

Yeah no. TFA was rehashed shit

>>69960168
What the fuck is "The Secret"

>>69963455
>he doesnt know The Secret

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>>69963475
>I'm not in The Secret club

>>69963455
So many grips noobs in here

>>69963411
theyre both dogshit

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>>69963455
>What the fuck is "The Secret"

>>69963455
>tfw new age millennials are too young to remember The Secret
>tfw strange feel

>>69963579
wtf i'm 21 and i remember the whole secret shit, even the simpsons did a parody of it

He overrated Government Plates, otherwise this is pretty accurate.

>>69960399
/r/deathgrips

Objective ranking:
Exmilitary: 6/10
TMS: 7/10
NLDW: 9/10
GP: 8.5/10
NOTM: 10/10
Jenny death: 6.7/10
BP: 7.5/10

>>69964040
Shut the fuck up neckbeard