Spit a verse about mozarella, anon.

>>69955297
eating mozzarella
while I watch the tella

Fuck nacho cheese and fuck that Brie

Nigga theres only one kind of cheese for me

I keep little kids locked up in my cella

Shit nigga gimme that mozzarella

Get fuckin paid
Weed lookin yella
Get so much cheese that they call me mozzarella

I PUT MOZARELLA IN MY MOMS MOIST PUSSY
PICKED A PIPE OF PICKLED PEPPERS
PIZZA WIT MOZARELLA NIGGA
AMERICA NIGGA
IT KILLS IT S YOUTH
NIGGA
MOZARELLA IS FUNKING DANK ASF NIGGA
EXECCUTE THE PERFECT EXECUTION ON YOURSELF IF YOU DONT AGREE
FUCK
ITALIAN WATER BUFFALOS MOTHER
FUCKER
KILL YOURSELKF
EAT CVHEESE BITCH BOY
I SHOVE MY DICK WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG AND EJACU;LATE MOZARELLA OUT YOIUR FUCKING CHILDS EYES THAT AINT CHILDS EYES NO MORE NIGGA

Yo. M to the O to the Z.
It's the motherfucking Mozzarella!
Don't make me go yella!

Pizza, Mozzarella
Pizza, Mozzarella
Rella Rella Rella Rella
Pizza, Mozzarella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UgCtXfzrCg

>>69955394
straight fire

The last time I ate a mozzarella was probably yesterday, though I added jalapenos
-penos -penos -penos.... (echoes)
It's unironically better than just pepperoni,
stone me

I buy some mozzarella
I cut the mozzarella
I eat the mozzarella
Where did the mozzarella go?
Thoughts for a fella

yo real talk best cheese
you aint gotta talk about brie
get that whiz out of my face
dont want em in this place
the real cheese comes in sticks
thats the one i pick
bring anything else imma have a vendetta
cause ya boy fucks with mozzarella

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>>69955516

>>69955394
Good post

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[Hook: Lil Wayne]
Weezy get no chedda, chedda
Weezy just gets Mozarella, rella
Eating pussy like a pizza
A pizza with Mozarella, rella

[Verse 1: Macklemore]
When I was in the 3rd grade I thought I loved cheddar
Cause i was a faggot who liked non-italian cheese
cheese is food for evil white men
I just eat mozarella like an african tribesman
Fuck donald trump i bet he likes american cheese
and not rella rella like true g's

[Verse 2: Kanye West}
They said, yeezy are you a cheddar man
But nah man, im a motherfucking mozarella man!
Spending 3k on a whip, I don't really need it
Spending 300k on mozerella, feeling really cheesy
Mozarella white like kims pussy
All that other cheese is just plain yucky
HAAAN!

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Hopsin]
Terrorist acts sweeping cross American landmarks
Stupid ass people everywhere eating that Parmesan
But im real woke and smart
I ate Mozarella from the start!
Bitch mcs like that other cheese
I eat mozarella it gives me adrenalin
Did the man who invented cheddar was a god?
Yes!
[Verse 4: Drake]
Ay, straight from the 6 and i'm stylin'
Eating so much mozarella I can speak Italian
Ay, thats a yeezy line or a weezy weezy line
shit i cant remember
Boy 1da on that beat sweet like mozarella
yeah!

[Hook]

haha
here we go
okay
ugh ugh

i'm no longer a really big fella
cuz someone ate all my damn mozzarella

*drops mic*

>>69955297
Yo im a mozzarella kinda fella
My favorite band is hella
These cheesy bitches on my dick cuz I'm a fine spella'
I got the burnin in my tummy from eatin the yummy cheeses
Cuz I'm the kind of nigga that be doin what he pleases

This is the best thread in the history of /mu/.

>>69955612
lol

>>69955394
damn...

>>69955297
All about muh Mozzarella
this shit is white and not yella
brought some to Cinderella
now I'm her new fella

>>69955612
10/10

Cause the same people who would blackball me forgot about two things:
My white mozzarella balls

mozarella so sick senpai
tastes so good you'll say goddamn
cheesy shit is all i need
i have spent the last 10 christmases and new years in world of warcaft
kill me please

munchin hella mozarella
what's a fella gotta do to punch abella
in the belly, so tubby on your telly, are you jelly
cheese so smelly, steez so kelly
i melt like fresh mozz in your mouth
queso queso queso that's what i'm about

Yo I'm an 80's MC and I'm here to say
That mozzarella cheese is the only way
It taste real good from New York to Tampa
The kinda wholesome treat you can enjoy with your grandma

i cheese in her mouth, call it mozarella
bruce lees in my mouth, like that andy milonakis fella

>>69956081
agreed. /mu/zzarella FTW

I'm gonna miss you guys; I have to go on a 4chan diet in the new year and I'm really going to miss stuff like this.

>>69956529
Good luck anon. I wish I had the willpower to do this.