Black Metal Babies Edition
old >>69919912
djent
nobody is anybody
post your favrite metal abums of all time
i'll start
>>69933089
literally no bad songs
>>69933089
replying seriously to a shitpost
>me when I listen to djent
>>69933089
>>69933089
black metal is for hipsters
>>69933121
this
>>69933089
>there will never be a metal band as boundary breaking or as well written as animetal
Why even live, r/metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bm-nhnd0Nk
>>69933098
My nigga. That album is Freedom, Hope, And Fury really have some good dynamics.
>>69933145
>eva cover
>throw in random galneryus-tier guitar solo
wew lad
>>69933138
>Three Days Grace and Disturbed
>Level infinity
>>69933034
This scene was filmed while 9/11 was happening
>>69933249
>galneryus-tier guitar solo
That's funny because Syu was their guitarist
>>69933298
>you will never be this much of a living meme
i have mixed feelings towards this
>>69933295
yeah one of the actors looks gloomy because one of their relatives died.
>>69933298
eizo was anthem's best singer
>>69933340
The american animetal's much more memeworthy
>line-up of 40-70 year old men playing shitty anime covers
>drummer played testament, iced earth, slayer and anthrax
>vocalist sang for yngwie malmsteen plenty of times
>guitarist is fucking chris impellitteri
>bassist played in white snake, queensryche, dio, blue oyster cult, ozzy
>butcher every single cover they do by trying too hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68lhAtW1TEI
>>69933501
test
>>69933501
that file name says Animetal USA but all i can think is Vondur
>>69933501
lmao
>>69933501
Fugging hell that's mike vescera the man who fucked up loudness and fucked yngwies wife causing them to divoce now he's fucking up animetal.
can one man fuck up so much?
Remember the guitarist in ROTN who has an Eva tattoo? I wish I could meme on that level.
>>69933670
i didn't know that
pics?
>>69933670
EVA tattoos is light memeing, son.
i remember when i was in highschool there was this fat greasy motherfucker who had a tattoo so some girls went to ask him what was the symbolism to which he sperged out and screamed that it was the NERV logo
one of these days i'll chase down everyone i ever met
>>69933727
You can kind of see here. I'm trying to find a better picture.
only eva-grind is trve
>3:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcpnob5kVxE
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E3%83%AD%E3%83%AAVOMITS/3540300771
>>69933833
we /evagrind/ now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINKK1Hpm3c
>>69933852
we memed that years ago
pic related, same guy.
>>69933727
You can see it better here. I guess I should buy their album.
amesours
Siam Shade Tribute album is mostly washed up glam artists
jani lane drak himself to death
>>69933776
what are you going to do to them?
>>69933933
meme atmo garbage
>>69934270
what is the Castlevania of metal, aesthetically and musically?
mütiilation
>>69933869
could you hook me up with a link for the whole zine? asking for a (degenerate) friend
Katatonia has never made a bad album
>>69934503
Some kind of gothic band that uses a lot of synths and keyboards.
>>69934503
any lame symphoblack band with lyrical themes of Transylvanian horror
reminder
>>69934503
Obviously.
>>69934524
But no masterpieces either
It's really weird how everything they made is in 7-8/10 range
>>69934567
>>69934503
speaking of this, are there any metal bands that sing about monsters and horror that aren't lame af?
>>69933121
le fug blag metal guys right?
pic related is better than your favorite album
>>69934546
this image will help you realize that we are all specifically made to play a parts for the purpose of some joke that has been building up since the world began, and will likely have no punchline, acting out our roles in a agonizingly drawn out, intricate physical jokes that we will neither never understand nor could we ever even hope to understand.
>>69934575
Dead End Kings is perfect
Who is the Kanye West of metal?
>>69934795
Brain Drill
>>69934795
kanye west
what band will be the next to make a 10/10 masterpiece in the coming months or even years?
>>69934795
Xzibit
>>69934847
You just know Phil Envirum is going to drop something big after Guineveres death
>>69934847
Lykathea Aflame when they release the soon to be follow up to Elvenefris
>>69934847
Periphery
>>69934847
Wintersauna
>>69934795
mustaine
>>69934847
>>69934847
Tool
>>69934847
System of a Down
What does metal think of early Dream Theater?
>>69935080
It's gay
I'm here because one of my good friends turns out to really like metal music. naturally this made me want to try out the music because he's so into it, but the problem is I neglected the entire genre and instead have mostly listened to everything except metal music...
what are the best metal groups out there? that basically define the genre. sort of like king crimson and yes define progressive rock, and are enjoyable and dear to both veterans and newcomers to the genre
>>69935121
btw one of my biggest problems with metal music is how cheesy sounding a lot of it is. im sure you guys get what i mean haha
>>69935135
haha!
>>69935121
you're retarded and probably have a very small grasp on music that isn't metal, let alone your nonexistent knowledge of metal but I guess listen to black sabbath and fuck off
>>69935121
>>69935135
this sure smells like shitposting
Black Sabbath for metal as a whole
then you have the big 4: Slayer, Metallica, Anthrax and Megadeth
also, just google that shit you retard
you guys like judas persist?
>>69935166
I prefer judas persistant
>>69935166
i don't like dadmetal except for sabbath, motorhead, and slayer
>>69934847
Liturgy
>>69934593
any band singing about monsters and horror is post-ironically badass af
>>69935166
I'm more of an Irony Maiden guy
>>69935147
i wouldnt say that dude! im very knowledgeable about music, just now metal. its easy to grow up and get good at several instruments without hearing too much of that music, my music instructors and musician friends all used to say it was retarded and the only people at school who listened were loners who didnt play instruments and wore pajama bottoms to school.
>>69935166
Sorry grandpa dadmetal fucking sucks
>>69935314
shut up faggot
>>69935158
well obviously those groups are big! im not THAT retarded
i was looking for interesting groups beyond the household names that old fans might know but that might be tricky to find if you're only getting into it in 2016
>>69935298
>all of that
>not retarded
>>69935314
varg loves iron maiden though
>>69935329
anal cunt
>>69935329
i don't fucking know, man, maybe you like Opeth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KPqet74EI
why do i keep replying to shitposts
>>69935354
literally an household name in grind, check this out anon
>>69935332
do metal fans really think having friends and playing musical instruments is retarded?
Doom qts
>>69935362
yeah now fuck off
>>69935362
no man, i refer to this
>all used to say it was retarded and the only people at school who listened were loners who didnt play instruments and wore pajama bottoms to school.
not even the most retarded fuckers or the most elitist of snobs at my school thought that
How difficult is it to teach oneself to play guitar
Also which is more difficult to learn, acoustic or electric
>>69935329
check out the three albums beastwars put out
>>69935436
>acoustic or electric
It's the same thing
>>69935121
metal for people who don't like metal
>any post-meal/atmoshit like Isis's discography, Cult of Luna, Rosetta, Neurosis, Russian Circles, Omega Massif, What the Blood Revealed
>Boris's discography
>any blackgaze like Alcest, Autumn for Crippled Children, Lantlos, The Apache Revolver, Liturgy, So Hideous
this would be more appealing to a /mu/ drone than Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest etc.
>>69935436
maybe ask in the guitar general
>>69935449
i asked because my friend said that when he learned, it was much easier to use an electric than an acoustic. i just wanted to see more opinions on this
to him, an acoustic is too fat and bulky
>>69935436
not too bad, it's very worth it
acoustics have always been harder to play ime
>>69935436
You'll be playin Iron Maiden in less than 2 years
Shotgun Justice>Violent Restitution
I genuinely believe this. you can call me an imbecile, I don't care.
>>69935451
iron maiden and sabbath are very enjoyable though... all the stuff you listed is dumb indie rock more or less if i remember
dont get me wrong, i can dig stuff like Venom, Metallica's first few albums, some megadeth, Kyuss, and Black sabbath.
>>69935693
they're both pretty great anon
i just think Violent Restitution has more memorable riffs and better production
it's not like you're saying that Decibel is the actual best Razor album
You guys know of any other tracks with good hammer-on riffs like this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0H3_9b6aI
Svartsyn a best, btw.
Is there any metal music that's like Trout Mask Replica? I'm talking about really cool sounding rhythms, structure that's constantly changing, complicated parts with two guitars that work together really well, etc. Trout Mask Replica was a really fun album to figure out, and even after understanding a lot of the songs its really enjoyable to listen to how all of the parts work together to make these cohesive, dense songs.
>>69936037
Between the Buried and Me are a deathcore version of what you just described
and Hope for the Dying are a less-bad version of BTBAM
>>69936119
Is there any other album like Colors?
>>69936037
>>69936152
there are plenty of prog metalcore bands that are btbam worship. they're all shit though. just get into prog death
>>69936152
closest ive found
>>69934795
HHH
>pretentious, lofty goals
>most likely autistic
>receives huge amount of exegesis from hipsters
>actually pretty good musician
Post kvltglam
Is Hunter Hunt-Hendrix Experience just a meme?
>>69936434
we're all memes, subjectively.
>>69936470
But can we transcend as he has?
>>69934503
Sigh
>>69936470
have you guys seen the video where this guy who literally just came out of some intensive surgery or whatever starts (sickly and weakly) talking about pepe and the normies?
it's the finest example of meme overdose i've ever saw, none of us can be that much of a meme
>>69936544
>tfw ill be posting dank memes in my deathbed
>http://www.metal-archives.com/user/list
>the highest rated user on metallum hasn't even written a single review
wew lad
>>69936762
First 2 are admins, 3rd is an actual user and his review was of this EP
>mfw I realized modern black/death is literally just norsecore with non-treblely guitars
Whatever happened to Hammerfall
>>69936909
Scroll down
Highest rated user is "artery" who has added over 9000 literally whos and reviewed fuck all
>>69936982
Probably a point whore who edited the fuck out of everything when they changed the UI. I remember spending an hour straight fixing releases and lineups just so I could hit 1k points.
Also, new Battle Dagorath is pretty tits. Supposedly they're going to do one more album and then call it quits.
Primordial or Moonsorrow?
>>69937050
>I remember spending an hour straight fixing releases and lineups just so I could hit 1k points.
>>69937134
i think moonsorrow are more consistent but to the nameless dead is a real banger
>tfw no glam gf
In need of some good slams similar to pic related. Any suggestions?
>tfw she will never be your gf
>>69937300
>tfw already have a crazier gf
Slayer's goat or goat desu familiams?
>>69933089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhT0g9jULpw&t=1989s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHf4PNPjKDo
>>69937300
>>69936037
Crimson Massacre
>>69934994
but megadeth is good though
>>69937246
Gravitational Distortion are pretty cool.
>>69937478
So is Kanye
Post covers better than the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vZy6J1rqaY
What are you blasting, r/metal?
This girl comes up to you and asks you what your favorite WASP song is.
what do you do?
>>69937622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Hgy_L3eXc
>>69937652
stutter
>>69937652
Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)
*wink wink*
>>69937652
Hellion
>>69937622
greatest bluegrass i ever heard, lads
>>69937652
I give her a wedgie.
How does she react?
>>69937765
>high cut
>wedgie
>>69937848
isn't that the point of hi-cut?
>>69937864
Ideally, high cut should be tight leather around a tight ass
>>69937883
spandex is best, tho
>>69937925
Yeah, but it doesn't fit the metal aesthetic
>>69937622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlY7pNCJSBY
>>69937965
it fits the glam metal aesthetic
do you even GLOW (gorgeous ladies of wrestling)?
what's their best album ?
>>69938179
Temples of Ice
Recommend me something similar to Left Hand Path and Protector and Cancer from the same time period pls
>>69938179
None, they suck
>>69938240
t djentist
do you guys still like black sabbath?
>>69938220
>>69938240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAhr1W5GdE
what do you think of this album ? just found it and i think it's really good
>>69938308
only sabotage
>>69938330
Production is too clean
>close browser
>lose all my (You)s
metal for this feel?
I need metal that just straight up copies bathory's style of viking metal that isnt power metal with viking lyrics and growls.
So far all I know is hades, draugnim, ereb altor, graveland, helheim, and falkenbach
>>69938449
iktf anon, why can't every band be batlord worship but just the viking phase
what's actually not okay about Metallica ?
>>69938449
>ereb altor
My go to rec for Bathory-core
Try Scald, they're viking era Bathory mixed with Candlemass
>>69937622
its hit or miss
What is the Lizard of metal?
>>69937622
is metal racist ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UOMlP_h2J4
>>69938554
I too would like to know this because it's the best King Crimson album
>>69938500
Fuck I forgot about scald completely. The instrumentals are 100% what I'm into but I always think why does the singer pronounce some words so weirdly.
>>69937349
Post 90 Slayer sucks
Seasons was the last excellent album
>>69938600
>I always think why does the singer pronounce some words so weirdly
Because they're from Putin Land
>>69937622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpR64j8qskM
It's pretty titty.
Whats some good prog metal
>>69938740
Psychotic Waltz
>>69938740
lol good meme lad
>>69938740
Watchtower
>>69938740
Ved Buens Ende
Lykathea Aflame to some extent
>>69938740
Dream Theater's first three albums and Metropolis pt.2
>>69938811
glam
>>69938811
myrkur
>>69938811
Tetsuo Complete Box is the best music to fap to
>>69938811
any sporkcore album
Will Eluveitie ever make another good album like Slania again, /meal/?
>>69938447
you can have this one
>>69938993
>Eluveitie
>good
Pick one
>>69938993
>The band supports "Metalheads against Racism" action.
dropped
>>69939042
Whats wrong with that?
Name a worse death metal vocalist
>>69939105
He was good when he was in cannibal cannibal corpse
>>69939105
>>69939130
So there's yet another graveyard classics out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1Kun6Q9N4
wew fucking lad
>>69933138
what was on the original?
>>69939105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTMZt6u8iQ
>>69939168
>>69939250
>kreatrock
I'm going to be alone forever, and I've come to accept that.
Meal for feel lads?
ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵗᵃᶫ
>>69939284
And how is that?
>>69937652
Wild child
>>69939386
Makes sense
ITT
>>69938740
Unexpect
>>69933138
Wait this is all normalfag garbage
>>69939577
Papa Roach is for the mentally ill
ded thred
post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rdGUFIha-w
>>69939250
>dumpstep
lost my fucking shit
>>69939199
It's hurting my face to suppress this laughter.
do you guys like Kyuss or is it meme metal?
>>69940157
both, but it's not a meme in the real world
I posted here 4 days ago asking for recommendations based on music I liked
>>69855321
Here's what I liked. Feel free to tell me why I'm wrong or to give me further recommendations.
>Cradle of Filth - Hammer of the Witches
I'd given up on CoF being anything more than just okay after their recent releases were fairly uninspired and samey, but this is one their best albums.
>Galneryus - Under the Force of Courage
I'd never listened to Japanese music before, and I'm often wary of pure power metal, but in the end it sounded very much like Stratovarius whom I love, and thus I ended up loving this.
>Septic Flesh - Sumerian Daemons
This is good, perhaps lacking in variety a bit but I expect that such nuance will be exposed by repeated listenings.
>Nokturnal Mortum - Voice of Steel
This sounds a lot like Arkona, who I also enjoy. I really like the Eastern European style of including the folk music and instruments in metal songs; it reminds me of old Melodic Death (eg, Jester Race) before it became commercialised and the acoustic folk/medieval elements were purged.
>Trees of Eternity - Hour of the Nightingale
I've put this in the "like" list even though I don't see myself listening to it a lot. I liked it, it brought something new to the table and the style was interesting and even good, but I don't think there's enough diversity between songs; they all have a very similar tone.
>Mirrorthrone - Gangrene
Something I find about a lot of one-man bands is that they don't know how to get the best sound out of so many instruments. It takes most musicians their whole life to perfect the art of making music with their preferred instrument, and even top musicians only master a handful of instruments. Mirrorthrone hasn't entirely absolved itself from this problem, and the sound mixing could use work in places, but for the most part it lets the right instrument shine and finds a fairly good combination of emotion and musicianship.
1/2
>>69934847
Jari once he gets that sauna
>>69940336
>Sirenia - Perils of the Deep Blue
This is good stuff, and fits right into the group of female-vocalist bands that I already listen to.
>Estatic Fear - A Sombre Dance
This was original, included folk and even classical elements, and lets the riffs shift patiently from one instrument to another. I enjoyed this quite a bit, though at times it could be a tad slow.
What I didn't like:
>Subrosa - For This We Fought The Battle of Ages
This wasn't very good desu, I found it pretty uninteresting and even amateurish. Not entirely without merit, but not really my thing either.
>Scar Symmetry - The Unseen Empire
This is okay, but didn't stand out to me. It was perhaps a little bit overproduced and American-sounding.
>Timeless Miracle - Into the Enchanted Chamber
This was a type of fairly generic metal that I despise. Sure, it's listenable, but the lack of originality made the music fairly boring. It reminded me of when my friends were all into Alestorm.
>Avatarium - The Girl With the Raven Mask
I thought this was interesting and unique, which is some of the highest praise I can give to music, but it wasn't really my thing. I might revisit my opinion in the future.
>Intestine Baalism - Banquet in the Darkness
This wasn't entirely intolerable, but the screaming style wasn't to my liking and I couldn't interest myself in it purely for the death metal riffs.
2/2
>>69940089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQOUzdCeJk
>>69934593
The Vision Bleak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOIeAh6ZK0A
>>69937134
Both? I honestly can't pick one over the other
>>69933089
fuck you retards
>>69940565
That's nu-rock you cringer
>>69940579
takes one to know one, you probably wear spikes irl
>>69940588
You probably listen to nu-rock
Oh wait, you do
>>69940608
how about you go fuck my dad about it, kid
>>69940565
Possibly their best album; good choice Anon.
>>69940089
it's not even slightly metal-related so I can't post it
only preacher's allowed to do that
>>69940806
Hahaha post it dude
Right now I'm listening to midi samples
I saw this being meme'd around
oh my god its so fucking good
>>69940866
i hate to circlejerk an album for as long as i have been, but its fucking amazing
that bit near the end of recharging the void, the crescendo with the 4 overlapping bits of lyrics is fucking beautiful, and the riffs are sexual, to say the least
>>69936145
I was gonna post this too, out of all the tracks I think the carnal state sounds the most like captain beefheart playing metal
>>69940948
that moment in charging the void
where it goes from just being thrash into prog rock at the line that references the star as Shahin i Tarazu and the character becomes immortal and the choir'd vocals remain through the end
aw fuck me
>>69937737
Lots of bluegrass legends show up on that album, definitely a good entry point into the genre
>>69941064
*sub-genre
I dare you to find ONE (1) good djent song
Also to the trendy djent people....AAAAAAARRRRGGGH
>>69941126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ny7nfWSpA
>>69941155
That's slammin dude!!
>>69941199
i know lol its my favorite djent medly
>>69934567
>anime band
No thanks
>>69933034
Obligatory RJ post.
>>69939105
I hate the fact that he leaves his vocals dry in Six Feet Under
>>69941590
Dry vocals are kvlt
>>69941199
>>69941223
these but unironically
>>69940866
the guitar tone is shit
>>69938449
Try Windir.
>>69941677
Its because they used bamboo based guitars
>>69940846
it's the soundtrack to a psychedelic Czech puzzle adventure game
Is this the greatest BM album of all time?
>>69941930
Bathory's The Return is the only correct answer.
>>69941126
Periphery - Absolomb
the instrumental demo version
Lads
>>69942005
Thumbnail looked like some good chinese food
>>69939130
not really, he was always kind of a one or two trick pony. Chris Reifert and MvD are leagues better.
>>69941457
>he can't into memesailles
poseurs and false leave the hall
>>69941964
>the return
>better than glorious debut self titled "Bathory", the first album by awesome quorthon and his daddy
cucked
>>69941457
>ask for band that looks like Castlevania
>get band that looks like Castlevania
>complain that band looks animu-tier when Castlevania has the same exact aesthetic
Wew lad
>>69937246
>>69933089
>>69943144
this sounds so amateurish to me and not the good kind of amateurish, the kind with illusions of grandeur. The folk instruments are so cringe worthy and cheesy it's worse than Dimmu Borgir with their fucking orchestra at times. Also I can't listen to this fucking slav pride pseudo folk anymore, just like any pseudo folk it's the pathetic sound of so called "traditionalism" that never existed in the form presented and comes across as nothing but mockery of actual traditional music.
>>69943246
>illusions of grandeur
*delusions of grandeur
I don't find the folk instruments that cheesy. They're used rather sparingly and often serve to setup certain melodies or phrases. The guitars and drums still carry the bulk of the weight. As for the traditionalist revival, isn't that kind of the point? Revivalism is (or at least can be) about incorporating tradition into modernity. I suppose one would want to display reverence for tradition, and not make a mockery of it, but it is customary to embellish certain elements of the past?
A folk metal album played totally straight (not cheesy at all) sounds like a real cringe fest to me.
Djent > black metal
>>69943500
This
>>69943500
Glam > Black metal > Djent
instrumental prog > ambient > black metal > narrative prog > djent
>>69943846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISPgbosZUw
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9n9twv_bUo
YOU DECIDE
>>69943846
>comfident
Say what you want about current Behemoth stuff, but this is some ace primal black metal outrage
>>69943943
>>69937622
>>69943972
>Backpedalling
>>69944061
>he can't understand the reference
wew
>>69944061
you make me extremely unconfortable
you can't get (you)s anymore
metal for this feel
@69944124
listen to in flames (you) flaming hömö
MACARONI MANIAC
>I'LL
>KILL
>YOU
I'm looking for this but with more BREE BREE and no Breakdowns.
Suggestions?
>>69937622
some of the best neofolk i've heard, it's up there with C93's stuff
>>69944946
check out Exodromos by Wormed
bands where their first three albums are pure superb
>>69944996
not that their fourth album isn't great as well
>>69943246
just listen to actual slavshit traditional folk, slavic folk music is cool
>>69944946
Beneath the Massacre's last album, but the vocals aren't pigsquealy and there may be breakdowns (their music used to contain a ton of 'em but they definitely calmed down on later releases)
>>69937246
Corporate Harvest tho
>>69944970
well, Ligotti is C93 family
>>69945033
Is he wearing the fucking Illud shirt
>>69945142
yeah
>>69945134
of course, i just didn't know he released an album of his own (through C93's label)
>>69945142
holy shit, i never noticed
fucking kek
>>69937622
Possibly best doom metal album of 2015
>>69943961
The Satanist is pretty great though.
>>69945216
>>69945232
>weebshit
>>>/a/
>>69945232
It is
these fucking riffs lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05uI1tjBlHU
>>69944970
Wormed is good so far. Not a breakdown in sight.
>>69945120
Eh. Will try.
>>69945092
screw slavshit
Central Asian folk pop is where it's at. They also have the best videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQl7OS44psk
Heavy metal is the only good genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNyZtmUR7sQ
>>69945375
CoM gives me a fucking boner.
>that riff at 0:46
>groovy as fuck guitar solo playing over the same riff at 2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVEob6Ed6j0
>>69945462
thank you for posting this
>>69934868
what,they are making a new album?
>>69945671
yeah, apparently it's 90% done
>>69945682
Can't wait for this. It probably wil be a total masterpiece.
who /adultcontemporaryatmodjent/ here?
>>69945804
considering how long they've been at it and the amount of detail on Elvenefris, i'd be really surprised if didn't end up being AT LEAST excellent
Any other album like this? I listened to lots of prog and tech death albums but nothing sounded like pic related.
>>69945834
Affinity is way better. Good album tho.
>>69933089
Baby reporting in
>>69940350
I feel like you might like Primordial