>album begins with the sound of a needle being put onto the

>>69894886
A lot of effort went into this post and it's like 3/10 funny. Sorry

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>>69894886
>album doesn't begin with someone being born and experiencing 16 years of their life including the stress of school, playing with childhood friends, and the joys and heartbreak of a first crush, before stumbling across their dad's record player, picking out a random vinyl, taking it out of the packaging, placing the packaging aside (nicely), opening the glass case covering their turntable, placing the record onto the turntable and adjusting the counterweight before THEN putting the needle onto the record and starting the album

>>69894914
>thread begins with anon replying with a short little one liner
>thread never begins with the sound of anon turning on their bedroom light, pulling out their desk chair, sitting in it, turning on their laptop or desktop computer, waiting a few seconds for it to load, type in their password, wait a few more seconds for their computer to load, open their internet browser, type in www.4chan.org, go to /mu/, open a thread and click on the OP's post number (to quote him) before THEN responding with a short little one liner

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>>69894886
>album begins and then it ends but before it ends it begins just to end again

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>album begins with someone awkwardly trying to get a cd out of the case while driving a car, dropping it under their seat and getting into an accident
>the car has to get towed and restored. It takes a week before it's done.
>when the car is done the owner is unhappy with the state of his car and decides to sell it.
>it's owned by three different owners before one discovers the cd under the drivers seat
>curiously puts it in the cd player
>it's smashmouth

>>69894930
>album doesn't begin with the sound of a couple fucking, the man groaning in orgasm as he shoots his load into his wife. they find out, to their joy, that she's pregnant, and take several child-rearing courses, followed by someone being born and experiencing 16 years of their life including the stress of school, playing with childhood friends, and the joys and heartbreak of a first crush, before stumbling across their dad's record player, picking out a random vinyl, taking it out of the packaging, placing the packaging aside (nicely), opening the glass case covering their turntable, placing the record onto the turntable and adjusting the counterweight before THEN putting the needle onto the record and starting the album

>>69894980
fucking kek

>>69895058
>album doesn't begin with the sound of a couple fucking, the man groaning in orgasm as he shoots his load into his wife. they find out, to their joy, that she's pregnant, and take several child-rearing courses, followed by someone being born and experiencing 18 years of their life including the stress of school, playing with childhood friends, and the joys and heartbreak of a first crush, before stumbling across the perfect woman for him, who he then dates for several months, gets to know and tenderly loves, then proposes and eventually marries her, the man groaning in orgasm during their honeymoon as he shoots his load into his wife. they find out, to their joy, that she's pregnant, and take several child-rearing courses, followed by someone being born and experiencing 16 years of their life including the stress of school, playing with childhood friends, and the joys and heartbreak of a first crush, before stumbling across their dad's record player, picking out a random vinyl, taking it out of the packaging, placing the packaging aside (nicely), opening the glass case covering their turntable, placing the record onto the turntable and adjusting the counterweight before THEN putting the needle onto the record and starting the album

>>69895607
no you idiot that's how the followup album starts

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>>69894886
>adjusting the counterweight each time you put a record on

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>>69895822
>not making sure the weight is just right every time

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>>69895918
>having the level of autism that assumes your counterweight will be moved after being balanced and otherwise untouched