One of these threads

>>69888887
Motley Crue, senpai.
>We're gonna capitalise on this hip new genre
>Okay, first album was decent, let's just do the exact same thing but worse
>I'm thinking we should change our formula up to heavier, slightly slower and better solos and holy shit people like us now
>Okay, heavier, faster, grumblier and louder bass
>Hey, it's Art-metal time! Also fuck the vocals completely so he sounds like he's 12
>Let's blend the last two together
>That was decent, but vocalist is about to die, better end on a high note (bit of everything).
Not sure it's 100% accurate, but whatever.

>a loud and massive debut
>a generation defining album
>overproduced piece of shit
>band is at their low point
>slightly better but still uninspired
>attempt to bring back former gloty, only partially succesful
>band goes more psychedelic and makes their best album in years

Bump, cmon guys.

>circus metal
>avantgarde, everythingcore
>expressionist rock, goodbye 90's

>hey i'm gonna make an album with a shit ton of fucking ethnic music references but it actually turns out pretty good
>zodiac/astrology junkies
>THE GREAT LAKE STATE NIGGA
>i want to fuck god in the ass
>superman and gay anal sex with your best friend
>pop and experimentation mixed with ultimate but decent faggotry
>rated positively by critics, entry level patrish, cry your eyes out i guess

really easy lmao

>>69891154
mr bungle

>>69891278
Sufjan Stevens

>>69888887
Alice in Chains

>>69891600
Yes

>child abuse and gay sex
>child abuse and gay sex but it sounds better
>child abuse and loneliness and also nonviolence
>fuck the authorities and also I'm lonely like really lonely
>mix of everything we've done thus far
>I'm a lonely depressed asshole still

>WERE FUCKIN ANGSTY AAAAAHHHH
>still angsty but becoming musically respected
>let's trade some angst for uneasy atmospheres, creepy lyrics and sadness
>let's add even more sadness to the point where everything feels hopeless
>we all hate each other but we somehow make our best and dreamiest record
>bassist is gone, let's get a new one and djent our way through the pain
>let's combine the atmospheres of last two albums together
>our worst record yet but still decent enough to pass with fans

>buttrock
>buttrock
>wannabe art rock
>decent orchestral pop
>wtf are you doing

>>69891678
Xiu Xiu

>>69891759
No

>>69888887

>greatest hit
>grunge is kinda cool
>grunge is cool but lets be more proggy
>lets remember some shit and go back in time
>mental unrest, also the entire 2nd disc is the title track, fuck you alcoholism
>fuck you dad and fuck you alcoholism
>fuck you alcoholism also we move around in circles
>revived mummies, anime music videos, fuck you alcoholism
>finally fuck you alcoholism, muh dad died
>lol the drummers gone lets just masterbate musically
>lets call this album the band name and just masturbate more
>lets just musically masturbate for 2.5 hours but make it as boring as possible except for the last 2 tracks

>>69888887
>good prog
>great prog
>amazing prog
>some more great prog
>unforgivably horrible album
>their status in mainstream conscious: erased

>>69888887
>Yeah dude rock n roll star man
>YEAH DUDE SUPERSTARDOM LAD LAD
>LETS DO A SHITTON OF DRUGS LAD
>WOw our band sucks now!
Continue this path for the rest

>>69891853

pink floyd

>>69891817
Dream Theater

>>69891867

yep

>>69891859
It was Emerson Lake & Palmer. Division Bell was a bad album, but it's nothing compared to Love Beach.

>>69891907

elp was gonna be my 2nd guess

>>69891918
Pink Floyd is still popular enough that I hear teenagers pretend to think that Wish You Were Here is a brilliant album
>It isn't

>i'm just a kid but daddy says i have a nice voice so here's me singing :)
>dude jazz lmao
>this is where i get serious about a solo career
>dude trip-hop lmao
>dude SO CRUNCHY lmao
>soundtrack album
>dude IDM lmao
>dude the human voice lmao
>soundtrack album
>i'm working with an american producer now xD
>dude life on Earth lmao
>divorce fucking sucks :(

>slightly off-colour "love" songs
>mostly about lost love
>we just discovered riot grrrl
>date rape and its aftermath
>synthesis of the band's evolution

>>69889738
oasis?

>>69891278
sufjan?

>>69891678
the smiths?

>>69889663
Death

>>69892000
animals is the superior pink floyd album

just like how brain salad is elps best work

>>69889738
4 sure Oasis

>AHA YES LET's DO THIS
>everyone left but fuck it MORE
>AHA YES MORE JAZZ
>jazz is great
>fuck jazz is stupid time to invent math rock and heavy metal
>ok but what if we just recorded stuff and didn't actually write songs
>I'm done with this but we can still make one of the best rock albums ever, lads
>I was just joking I'm not done let's get WEIRDER
>what about pop?
>no wait back to the thing from before (but I'm done again)
>nah actually we back but now with 2 drummers
>having 2 drummers is overrated
>this will bring together our best moments but good luck getting anything else after this losers stop pirating my music

>a math rock drummer, some guy with a computer and a daw, and a screaming black guy make some hip hop
>same thing but poppier
>now it's more stripped back and more 808 drums
>tries to be weird but it's kinda shitty
>tries to be weird and succeeds
>instrumental shit that's more of a fuck you to the fans
>more guitars and shit
>instrumental ep
>mix of electronic and guitars
>single that features a guy from a funk metal band

This should be easy

>>69892021
bjork

>>69892162
king crimson

>>69892162
king crimson?

>>69892175
>a math rock drummer, some guy with a computer and a daw, and a screaming black guy make some hip hop
at least try to hide it

>>69892191
>>69892197

Nailed it

>>69891701
Green day

>>69892191
bjork is correct

>Overrated
>Proto-/mu/ core: the album
>WhiteGuyWithAcousticGuitar.jpg
>The Ultimate Dadrock album
>Literally shit.

>mediocre mope rock
>good mope rock
>everything's fucked, yo
>nervous breakdown: the album
>nervous breakdown: part deux
>i hate the government or something
>some free dope shit
>beep boop
>cumpuddle

>>69892649
tellyface

Noise Pop
Noisier Pop
Relaxing Acoustic Guitars
Lol Psychadelia
Acoustic Guitars, Folk, and Mouthsounds
Psychadelic Acoustic Guitars and Folk
Indie Rock
Pychadelic Synth Pop
Just Awful
Call and response is a neat gimmick

>>69892247
Nope

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>>69891740

>>69892973
AnCo

>>69891278
left out the christmas albums senpai

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>lol ironic new wave
>lol ironic music in general
>party music if nerds had parties
>More nerd music
>Brassy alt rock
>Man I'm horny but history is cool
>Regular party music
>return to nerd corner
>typical 2000s rock imo their best tho
>keyboardy pop rock
>guitary pop rock
>lol I dunno
>alt pop

>punk af m8
>still punk but the production isn't shit anymore
>we love dadrock now
>2 and a half hour long disco albums are a thing right?
>wow we're actually big in America now holy shit
>okay half our members are gone so here's a shitty sendoff, buh-bye

>>69891154
Mr. Bungle

> Im sad and alone in a cabin
> Im still sad but I have a band now
> Im still sad and have a band but I also listened to a lot of Kanye

>>69893494
boner ivy

>>69893494
Bon Iver

>soul is so fucking great
>strings+soul is even better
>no wait electronic music is the way to go
>nvm it's all about that pop shit
>wait i think i'm on to something here...
>we industrial now
>i don't know what the fuck i'm doing

>dude weed lmao
>dude acid lmao
>dude weed lmao, but with a drum machine
>plastic soul, but good
>dude where'd the other two songs go?
>our magnum opus
>the beatles but not a meme
>canada is the best music
>mexico, but actually self enlightenment

>>69893796
Deanie and the Weenies

>>69893835
Correcto

>>69892175
Too obvious senpai you're shit at this

>>69891701
Between the buried and me?

>>69892521
Velvet underground...?

>self titled, but actually retrospective and meaningful
>wow, New York sucks
>Jesus, people are crazy
>muh ego
>holy hell this is depressing, but it's so snappy and energetic
>wtf a Disney cover with an edgy twist?
>the city sucks, but also the world ends in the last three songs

>DUDE SATAN LMAO
>repeated for 9 more albums

>>69888888

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>dude alcoholism lmao
>whatever
>whatever
>whatevs
>mmmmhhhhmmm
>reoccurring characters you'll see these guys in other albums so yeah don't forget lol also SATAN
>dude alcoholism lmao 2.0
>dude meth lmao
>my dad fucking beat me holy shit: the album
>more shit about the vocalists life
>hell yeah those charactors are back yeah man I TOLD u
>dude jesus lmao
>dude cards lmao
>charactors once again here yay
>fucking wrestling nigga

>muh relationships
>muh record label
>muh self-destructive behavior
>muh life
>muh sobriety
>muh government
>muh experimentation
>muh band ending
>muh retrospection
>muh

>JUGGGGGGGAJJUUUUUUGGGGGGGAJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA
>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>k last two but with random noises by another contributing artist
>k first two but here lets have our friend read some vaguely Celtic themed poetry
>yeah that was nice lets do the same thing
>uptune everything, paint it black
>what if we made an album with another band and wrote songs with--hear me out first--melodies?
>hey if we record this one in a church we can have our austrian friend come and yell over one of us playing the church's organ.
>fuck the organ, get a harp and a choir
>lets make an album with other people
>lets make an album with other people
>lets make an album with other people
>JUGGGGGGGAJJUUUUUUGGGGGGGAJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

>white light/ white heat
>DUDE DRONES LMAO
>Mangum Opus
>Here's some old throwaways to keep you satisfied

>Blues rock with a hint of what the fuck
>Same as before but darker and weirder
>Middleground between blues/jazzrock and prog
>Oh shit better get some folk and hard rock in there
>Dude 1 song/album lmao
>Dude 1 song/album lmao
>More brass and wut
>Folky again
>Wait, what if we make a concept album that is also sort of not a concept album?
>We paguns nao
>THE COUNTRYSIDE IS DIEING HOLY SHIT
>Isn't the sea pretty cool?
>Lol jk electro time
>Unholy child of electro-folk

Basically those are the good ones. Post that, it's mostly hardrock or electro, or a mix of the two.

This should be pretty obvious btw

>>69892021
Bjork

>>69893734
Kanye

>dude I'm fucking hardcore
>dude I'm fucking popular
>dude I'm fucking depressed

> fuck de pop culture! Grunge is still relevant though
> fuck de normal life! I like REM
> fuck de system!
> I want to kill myself. Bjork please respond
> I'm abstract and angry!
> fuck de government!
> I'm a variety of emotions now!
> LOOPS
> I want to kill myself again. Also Bjork we're both single now

>>69895565
yorkie dork?

>>69895594
Ye

>>69892034
You got it

>>69893879
Nope

>>69894293
O))))))))))

>self titled
>No one really cares about that one
>Shit we're getting onto something
>muh dead guitarist
>Magnum Opus
>Let's go pop rock
>Let's stay pop rock but sadder and with a bit of our original sound
>Drugs are bad m'kay
>suddenly pop double LP
>suddenly our worst fucking album ever lmao
>Actually a good comeback but we're getting old for this shit

>dude psychdelia also weed lmao
>dude our lead singer had a mental collapse so we're getting a japanese hobo from the middle of the street to do his job instead of him LMAO xD
>dude the japanese hobo is actually a genius lmao
>dude 20 minute long prog rock epics also tons of lsd lmao
>dude we're running out of money to buy lsd so here's our masterpiece lmao
>dude the japanese hobo left and the lsd ended but apparently there's still some cat piss to use lmao
>dude we don't even know what we are doing anymore lmao
>well, we ran out of ideas, looks like we'll do just pop from now on
>here's a reggae record for some reason xD
>more african music for some reason xD
>what
>what the fuck
>here's some unreleased stuff
>dude our original vocalist is back but we're still shit lmao

>>69898227
Chili peppers

>>69893142
Nope

>>69895526
Nirvana

>>69893417
the clash...?

>Pure French house
>Disco mixed with house works really well
>Sounds bad but its good now because 1984 reference lol
>Best concert of my life
>DUDE RETRO LMAO (AOTY 2013 tbqh)

>>69899948
Daft Punk

>>69899083
Can

>>69899238
It was too easy

>Fuck the mainstream
>Fuck half our first album
>band member leaves, Fuck our last album
>Last ditch effort to sell records
Clue: All albums are 10/10

>Shit s/t
>Dude, sad middle-class middle-age life
>Dude, sad middle-class middle-age life but it has some catchy songs
>Dude, sad middle-class middle-age life but we Obama now
>Dude, sad middle-class middle-age life and someone smothered me with a pillow so everything sounds muffled now
>Dude, sad middle-class middle-age life but relationships suck and I still dream of my wife.

>Where's my hug?
>Hug this dick bitch
>I'm a walking punchline now but women love me
>Most overhyped album of my career

>>69892649
Radiohead ezpz

>>69899948
Deft Penk

>>69902396
Danny Brown

>>69895219
Jethero Tull?

>>69902171
The National

>>69902655
Points go to anon

> muh London
> major album about London
> muh ethereal w/ not much new music on it
> muh more ethereal
> major album about sitting alone in a fast food chain because your dog died
> introverts unite vol. 1
> the best electronic collaboration EP of all time
> fantastic EP
> introverts unite vol. 2 ft. falsetto vegetarian
> meh
> vinyl crackle intensifies
> introverts unite vol. 3
> cryptic coming out as gay christmas EP
> "I have the money to sample entire tunes and pass them off as my own"
> festive ambient

>>69902984
Burial

>I'm just gonna rip off MBDTF
>Dude, Compton is bad
>Dude, racism is bad

>>69903149
Kendrick LaMem

>>69902674
Yep

>I'm gonna rap about serious topics
>More personal but still serious for the most part
>Last album took off big-time, let's make a really poppy album
>I broke up with gf, now I'm sad
>I feel really bad about myself, but I'm also starting to get an ego
>Wow, Death Grips is really good, I'll copy them
>Let's make 1 half Trap and the other half really personal and emotional

> hey hey hey
> they know they know they know
> cake cake cake cake cake
> diamonds diamonds diamonds diamonds
> oh my god oh my god
> yeah