why does /mu/ hate elvis?

>>69871438
He looks like Chad

>>69871438
Honestly I think most of them have barely heard him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgLpMwkfOgw

>>69871985
Elvis is one of those guys everyone has heard about but can't name one song or thing he did.

>>69871942
He was extremely Chad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8jAqvmnsIk

I've always been fond of his voice.

https://youtu.be/2Ox1Tore9nw

I had one of those plush toys that played one of his songs when you pressed the button on its hand

>>69872008
he died on the shitter whilst jerking off

Try playing Having Fun With Elvis on Stage and Metal Machine Music at the same time. Avant-garde masterpiece.

>>69871438
too white

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>>69871942
i bet you look like this

>>69871438
Elvis is utterly forgotten in the modern world, known only as a figure, as the "king of rock", but in terms of people who actually regularly listen to elvis, he's unpopular.

And it's a shame because his voice is genuinely one of the best I have ever heard and I enjoy his tracks.