Victims of time - Edition
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djent
Glent
Glam is the new djent
>>69862358
No, glam
FIENDS
SLAVES
BLASPHEMER
THE WORD OF RA IS AGAINT YE
L'Arc-en-Ciel ruined visual kei
Immorbid Angel
Holiday grindposting
>>69862390
Blizzard Benis
I GIVE MY LIFE TO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
>this miserable day of the year again
Can't wait to blast pic related and piss all my neighbours off. I am le Christmas Grinch.
>tfw you hear a neo classsical guitar solo
>give me DEG but faster, more aggressive and more avant garde
say no more
https://gargantua.bandcamp.com/album/avant-propos
>>69862323
JUST
>>69862323
/meal/ decide for me, this one?
Merry christmas /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyHx1j3NMOo
>>69862488
not glam
>>69862436
what if they like it.
>>69862488
Or this one?
>>69862488
Make up your own fucking mind
OH THE TEARS DO THEY ENTERTAIN
S O U L S E A R C H M E
I'M E M P T Y Y Y Y
damn dem backing vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUO2UcAD7cI
You now remember Borknigger
>>69862496
What about this one? It gog my attention because someone told me it was like Artillery's By Inheritance.
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>>69862533
Merry christmas everyone gets (you)s
>>69862500
Well then we might even have a good day on our hands.
>>69862488
Laaz Rockit totally also 88 dubs decided.
Suicidal Angels it's just ok thrash, nothing special just Slayer/Kreator.
>>69862558
anon i didn't post yet :(
>>69862558
Fuck off faggot, I don't want your AIDS-ridden (You)s.
>>69862558
Thanks man
>>69862558
Good lad
I miss Suicidal Angels skelly face posting
>>69862533
>it was like Artillery's By Inheritance
It has literally nothing common with anything that Artillery ever played.
It's great tho and would absolutely recommend.
fuck the jester race aged well
black metal is for smelly hipsters
>>69862558
Thanks queer
>>69862614
Ur a smelly neckbeard
>>69862558
Good lad
>>69862614
Glad you found a genre that suits you bud
>>69862572
Thanks anon. I'm trying to expand my thrash folder, right now I'm up to 30 bands, so there's a long way to go, and this band caught my attention.
new mgla or batushka when
>>69862664
Metallica is a great thrash band.
>>69862682
hopefully never
>>69862682
30 minutes from now
>>69862682
>memgla
>batushgimmika
>>69862612
Thanks too anon. The name of the band was off-putting at first but I guess it doesn't even matter.
>>69862694
:^)
I do have the first 4 records in the "Thrash" Folder.
>>69862864
mulled spice and brandy enema
>>69862909
thanks
>>69862932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1TCHBnnj7E
>>69862961
Cringe
>>69862558
HE'S SEARCHING
FOR A SIGN
>>69863011
https://excrementorygrindfuckers.bandcamp.com/album/rampampampamm-weihnachten-mit-den-grindfuckers
T̴̟̮̬̦̜͔̘ͯ̅̌̒̌ͩ̓ͤ̀ͧͬ͋̐́̎̽͋͡͡H̷̨͔̻͍̺̩̮̝͕͔͍̥̖̗̓̓͆̑ͭ̀͗͋̇̔ͅR̡ͬ̏̐̎ͯ̽͋ͤ̋͏̶̠̼̝̦̯̳̦̲̲̬̻̳̠̠̗͜A͆͗͛ͤ͗̑͆̉̏͆̀ͩ̀҉̱̰͉͖̙͎͟S̴̡̀̔̊̇͋̾͒͑ͨ҉̨̲̰͎̣͓̦̩̤̦̝̳̥͎H̞͉͈̫̠͙̥̺̞̉̃̽̎͒̌ͪ͌̑̋̈́ͧ̇͜
/metal/'s thoughts on this?
>>69863280
that looks like power
>>69863305
Kinda, but at the same time, not. It's a bit too aggressive for power metal. Honestly, it's a very weird sound.
>>69863280
Are the axemen advancing and vanquishing or are they being advanced on and vanquished
Why are grindcore tracks so short?
>>69863280
those hunchbacks look more like arses
>>69863280
Kinda looks like Shadow of Death cover
>>69863404
because a grind track that is over 2 minutes is very often boring
grind is supposed to be fast, short and abrasive
>>69863404
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69863386
Asking the real questions, this guy.
Anyone else here like Pantera? \m/ >_< \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>>69863404
the drummer gets tired
>>69863280
10 years too early, as were a lot of classic and speed metal styled bands at that time. Pic related.
>>69863280
I like it. The album they made after that one is their only other good album desu
>>69863509
GODDAMN i hate pantera so much
>>69863509
No no body here likes pantera no joke no irony nobody here likes them
>>69863707
walk on home boi
>>69863707
What didja say?!
>>69863725
>>69863749
Le same fag
>>69863766
WRONG
>>69863808
lol nice try ;^)
every time i listen to bolt thrower i want to fall asleep
>>69863868
how is it even possible to misspell "Neurosis" that fucking much
>tfw no NSBM gf
>>69863898
you just know girls who willingly associate themselves with Nazis are fucked in the head
>>69863868
That's a funny way to spell neurosis
>>69863898
i feel you man
>>69863907
Yes, and that's makes them hotter.
>>69863907
yeah, get a commie gf, completely sane.
>>69863907
so far every single girl that associated with nazis i've seen in a qt
>>69863955
moderates exist, anon
>>69863955
>There are only commies and nazis in the world
I think you need to take a break from the internet son
>russians are $lam lords
>czechs are grind masters
>Ukrainian bm best bm
Y r slavshits so good at xtreme memetal
>>69864006
They're the only uncucked whites left in the world
Glack
>>69862385
>Mithras
My negro
>>69863275
>tfw listening to this right now
I miss this kind of angry thrash tbqh
>>69864200
it's pretty recent though senpai
>>69864006
>Ukrainian bm best bm
Post proof
and not just Nokturnal Mortum, Drudkh, or Kroda
>>69864267
Exactly those desu
best hidden gems of 2016?
>>69864260
>2002 = recent
I guess compared to classics yeah
but like
the modern Thrash I've seen is either watered down, DUDE THRASH LMAO, or riding on the line of black or death metal
I just want some ANGRY shit.
Merry Christmas, /meal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaSkRbbBBUg
>>69864006
>Ukrainian bm best bm
t. Yaroslav
>>69864308
most of what's on this chart is post 2010 famalam
>>69864330
Oh, shit. Really? I'll have to do check this out then.
>>69864308
also check out pic related for good/uplifting/original modern thrash
>>69864295
>Ukrainian bm best bm
>only 3 bands worth caring about
and this makes sense how
post artwork
We move in circles
Balanced all the while
On a gleaming razor's edge
A perfect sphere
Colliding with our fate
This story ends where it began
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>>69864393
holy shit w2c
>>69864393
That's beautiful, anon
>>69864393
IBM abigor best abigor
>>69864483
pic is from ebay. if i had 62 TrumpBux to spare i would
>>69864267
Check out the bands on this chart
>>69864606
>TrumpBux
Stealing this thanks.
Also $62 aint bad for something limited to 100 copies.
I might have to grab this tbqh
I don't listen to much metal, what do you think of Periphery? Listening to Juggernaut and I like it a lot.
>>69864659
only if you post more hi res scans of that artwork
>>69864809
All my hi-res scans are from obscure 70's and 80's Japanese pop.
I wish I was kidding.
>another January 1st release date
Is Mechina even real
only the best albums have synth trumpets
First for doom qts
>>69865093
>tfw no doom gf
>>69865007
the single was so fucking garbage I have no idea what to expect
>>69865172
Yeah as much as David Holch's singing sounds nice, an entire song with just him gets boring after a bit.
I also hope the new record isn't basically Progenitor 1.5
>>69865151
>tfw no gf at all
>>69865232
>tfw never a gf
>>69865093
Literally only the middle one is cute
>>69865230
that wasn't really the problem for me
the song was too long, went absolutely nowhere and was pretty much the definition of vapid "symphoshit" that tries very hard to be epic but fails miserably
can anyone recommend some tech death bands like necrophagist or early the faceless? i dont want anything with whiny singing, only heavy, brutal shit. already into obscura revocation and beyond creation i need more. no gay whiny shit like haarp machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1PrE6hj5wo
>>69865302
You write like an underage dweeb.
>>69865302
Leterally look musicians who played in Necrophagist
>>69865302
You have to be 18 or older to use this website.
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>>69865330
>a cum gargling haarp machine fanboy
>>69865353
alright thanks.
>>69865302
tech death is for gays
>>69865517
then you should be an expert on it
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>>69865560
Just leave already. You got your answer. Please don't shit up the thread even further.
Thanks.
>>69865625
sorry you have shit taste
recc me some blackonic sympho metal
EEEH AWWOOO
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUMDUM
THE SURVIVOR OF MY RACE
HEAR THE TALE OF SADNESS AND GENOCIDE
WHEN THE SPECIES DISSAPEARED
AND THE TREES COULD NO LONGER BREATH
THE TRAUMA OF COLLECTIVE SUICIDE
>>69865517
Dying Fetus and Cryptopsy are great.
>Mithras put their re-released their album in full dynamic range
OH LAWDY
https://mithrasuk.bandcamp.com/album/on-strange-loops-the-hi-res-full-dynamic-range-edition
>>69865302
Brain Drill
>>69865924
Wow I cannot English.
>Mithras re-released their new album in full dynamic range
Fuck me.
reading these is fucking hilarious
>>69865924
Mithras should've stayed roman-boo tbqh
Space shit is cool but overdone to death
>>69866015
>Space shit is cool but overdone to death
True, but compared to the other DUDE SPACE LMAO albums from this year, On Strange Loops is pretty unique.
>>69865971
they're right tho
>tfw 2 smart 4 post-IoS DsO
>>69865924
I don't hear any difference.
>>69866101
nah
>>69866238
Get better speakers
>>69866101
>several reviews with different opinions on the same subject
>somehow they're right
end urself lad
>>69866321
>average score 47%
fuck off alberto
>>69866351
how do you know my name
>>69866359
let's find out
New Wiegedood song, pretty gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mm-d5nCCGQ
new Aborym album for 2017, lads
pretty excited in all honesty, i liked Dirty
CAN YOU DELIVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7h40lvzomg
>>69864366
Just checked it out. Thanks anon
>>69866393
On a serious note, The Witch was a pretty fucking metal movie.
Wtf
>>69866539
How the fuck can you fuck up such a simple idea so badly through sheer shitty writing
>>69866539
really fires up those neurons
whats the difference between blackened death and black/death?
>>69866406
cover looks like shit and dirty was meh
>tfw no band that sounds like razor did in violent restitution
>tfw no f a s t angry thrash that isn't blackened thrash like desaster (not saying they're bad)
what's the best song on this lads
quick post legitimately good christmas metal
>>69866539
Why do women pretend to like something and then act like an authority on the subject?
>>69866694
The shortest one
>>69866834
no, Эй, ты is not the best song
Dagon is a good guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-RrHzWbg2k
>>69866539
Shes right
>>69866902
>Inquisition
garbage
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>>69866393
>>69866432
i actually watched this a few nights ago
the setting was pretty metal but there was like one scare in the entire movie and the ending was kind of lame
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>>69866968
this is some minimalistic shitposting you guys are on
>tfw craving for (You)'s
metal for this feel
Are all these glamposters are traps, right?
They're skinny fuccbois who look like girls who like poppy chad metal?
@69867085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Me_thXHg4
>>69867085
(you) whore
>>69867095
actually they're kittens, to which you should sell all you have and give it to them (and don't forget to pour the milk on Louis' grave)
>>69866756
Its a trap
Has there ever been an edgier name than Rotting Christ?
>>69867425
Go to bed, Dave
>>69867425
are you new to the metal game or something, lad
>>69867460
>>69867468
No and no.
I like the name, but has there been anything edgier? Just answer it niggers
>>69862718
>lmao I make fun of popular things I'm pretty dank aren't I f@m
>>69867547
Dying Fetus
>>69862455
>Calling it neo classical when it's just arpeggios and harmonic minor scale with possibly a harmony in thirds
>being this illiterate
>not commiting suicide
who is the most redpilled band and why is it megadave i mean deth
>>69867547
>t has there been anything edgier
>http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Vaginal_Penetration_of_an_Amelus_with_a_Musty_Carrot/3540328960
>>69867586
He's going to die very soon. It's too bad really.
>>69867590
Because metalheads are generally sissys
Also
>giving a shit
>>69867623
i wish i was a sissy
name a better prog metal album. i guarantee you can't
>>69867610
Why?
>>69867647
do you want to start a glam band and crossdress as each other? im a girl btw.
>>69867682
>im a girl btw.
>>69867662
Ved Buens Ende - Written in Waters
>>69867662
The Astonishing
>>69867647
You can my sissy, preach
>>69867662
Don't you mean "name a more astonishing prog metal album?"
I don't even like atmoshit
>>69867662
>>69867662
the divine wings of tragedy
>>69867696
>ved guens end
prog black, not prog metal
>>69867698
contender for best prog metal album
>>69867713
lol :)
>>69867715
prog thrash, not prog metal
>>69867717
progressive neoclassical metal, not prog metal
>>69867730
>progressive neoclassical metal
ok
>, not prog metal
no
>>69867730
>prog black, not prog metal
>prog black
>not prog metal
what in the fuck is that even supposed to mean? and that album is more prog than black anyways
>>69867714
Ok, would you care to finish your sentence?
>>69867698
oh god
http://www.vaultbooks.pub/store/p17/The_Astonishing.html
the music was actually really nice and had great melodies, but the cringe was too much
True weeaboo engrish butt-thrash hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA3Tn8qJrrs
>>69867770
>nutsac guitar body
>Chug low E
>Harmonic minor
>Pathetic bass player
>Looney on drums
>Cringey lyrics written by delinquent teenager
>Literally gay outfit
true weeaboo farming metal hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD18Qx_FFuo
>>69867662
You were baiting for this to get posted right?
>>69867856
>Opeth
you're baiting, right?
I'm so glad the ROTN meme is dead
>>69867856
>reissue cover
stop that shit
>>69867868
BRINGING IT BACK
>>69867868
You can not kill what you did not create.
>>69867814
>intro is literally just an unedited sample of the Hatred intro
>Wonky drums triggered so shit that every tom sounds like a fucking mouse click
>Inaudible bass
>Downtuned guitars
>Vocals sound like roller luggage on tile
>All the riffs are just chug chug chug chug chugga chug chug chug
>production is simultaneously overproduced and completely lacking in style
>>69867856
Opeth is fucking killer, but Still Life is better. BP is entry level Opeth
>>69867867
absolute pleb
>>69867894
>absolute pleb
You're quoting the wrong person.
rate my gook black/thrash lyrics:
HERE I COME FROM HELL
TO FUCK THE YOUR BITCH
SATAN PRODIGEE CHOICE ME
LICK HER JUICY PUSSY
I SHOW HER MY DICK
SHE IS LIKE WOW
FUCK THAT BITCH ALL NIGHT
FOR SATAN AND HELL 666
BEER IN MY HAND
BLACK FUCKING METAL
I LISTEN BATHORY
666 REAL BITCH METAL
>>69867730
>prog black, not prog metal
fun things are fun, as well as thing
>>69867894
>liking Opeth
>calling anyone pleb
>>69867909
go to bed, Gezol
>>69867909
>TO FUCK THE YOUR
>>69867909
abigail/10
>>69867925
gezol is sabbat and their lyrics are coherent tho
>>69867880
Google gives me what it gives me.
>>69867894
Not my favorite either but it's still better than Dream Theater.
I.E it proves my point.
>>69867867
Are you going to call that your arguement? Okay kid, I know you wanna take the easy road.
>used to think Opeth was 10/10
>now I think they're a 5/10
What's this phenomenon called?
>>69867946
growing up
>>69867946
Puberty
>>69867942
i'm always under the impression Gezol is actually part of Abigail
>>69867946
it's called the Coming-Of-Age
>>69867946
puberty
>used to think Opeth was 4/10
>now i think they're a 3/10
What's this phenomenon called?
>>69867909
I GOT TIME FOR SOME BEER
I'M READY FOR FUCKING DRUNK METAL
THERE IS NO TIME TO STOP AND LOOK BACK
SIX SIX SIX PACK FUCKING BEER
GO AHEAD METAL MAKE MY DAY
PRETTY SLUT GOTTA FUCKING METAL
CAN'T WAIT CAUSE I AIN'T GOT THE TIME
EAT YOUR WET PUSSY WITH BEER
>>69867946
Dementia
>>69867943
>Are you going to call that your argument
I wasn't even arguing, and your literal response to Dream Theater was "you're baiting".
>okay kid
Pic related, it's you right now.
>>69867975
Refinement of your critical-thinking skills
>>69867925
>posting garbage music throughout the entirety of the thread
>talking shit about opeth
eyeroll.pepe
Is cattle decap a meme?
If so, i fucking love memes.
>>69867986
>>69867993
whoa guys we've got a patrician in here
>>69867989
where did you find this pic of me
>>69867993
>eyeroll.pepe
You need to be 18 years old to post here.
>>69867989
>le9gagmeme
you're baiting, right?
>>69867993
>eyeroll.pepe
>calling anything garbage
>implying i even fucking posted music in this thread
go to bed, mr. Wilson
>>69868026
>implying i even fucking posted music in this thread
Why would you do that, Alberto?
You've been non-stop shitposting for 9 straight months
don't pick on the /b/tard, he'll grow out of opeth when he graduates from elementary school desu
>>69868043
shitpost is a way of life son
it's like crack, once you taste it, there's no going back
Post Opeth done right
>>69868043
just the way it's supposed to be
even when i go hobo i still shitpost here without a trip
>>69868061
>>69868026
>gets btfo
>doesn't leave thread
>doesn't know what implying means
literally lmaoing @ ur life
>>69868004
Monolith was a brety gud album but Antropodiddly Extinction just feels like a stripped-down version of Monolith
>>69868004
yes, it is great. which means people here will call it trash
>>69868068
>>69868063
>even when i go hobo i still shitpost here without a trip
do you literally shitpost from under the bridge
>>69868068
>opethfag things he BTFOd anyone
lmao
>>69868061
My favourite Opeth album, pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>69868100
>do you literally shitpost from under the bridge
kvltroll
>>69868061
please do not associate Akercocke to memepeth
post your favourite opath music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPvQ6_4noKU
>>69868108
who is this cute anime and what is her favourite morbid angel album
>>69867986
>get dementia
>get better taste over time
>>69868102
>so butthurt he can't even spell a simple word
Name a blandest band
daily reminder that Nocturnus is garbage
>>69868170
Opeth
>>69868167
>he can't into spurdo
explain yourself
>>69868167
get benisd
>>69868170
Amon Amarth
Tell me in one sentence why metal is NOT shit
>>69868141
Good pick but this is personally my favourite Opeth song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBMpXJH7x8o
>>69868167
>his banter is so weak he focuses on low hanging fruit
>>69868170
Obituary
>>69868224
Because it djents
>>69868203
>>69868218
>i was just memeing xD
>>69868202
btfo!
>>69868224
you first
>>69868226
anything beyond that would be wasted on this shit-taste, sub-90 IQ loser
>>69868224
Blacklodge is metal
>>69868248
>when the Opethfag tears are this delicious
>tfw on a metal journey and discovering fucking treasures
You know what, being a pleb and being so entry level to metal has been a wonderful fucking thing these last few months. I didn't even know what genres i liked, i still don't but at least i have a general idea now. Spent years barely listening to anything other than pandora shit and it's amazing what i've missed.
>>69868247
>>69868249
>>69868276
Try again, looneys
>>69868248
are you actually Steven Wilson or are we on some deep shitpost method acting
>>69868170
Insomnium. And this is coming from someone that actually likes insomnium.
>ching chong reccing mesarthim and galneryus
p sure he browse here
>>69868309
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do, too.
>>69868309
>Jon Ching Chang shitposts here
pretty good 2bh
>>69868332
timestamp
>>69868309
>new solo album by Galneryus
literally just syu wanking on a guitar for an hour.
>>69868361
that is LITERALLY every Galneryus album ever
>>69868377
no in this case it's just yngwie-tier aimless wank
>>69868277
top kek
>>69868388
>he doesn't understand yngwie
bit too fast for you?
>>69868458
nothing's too fast for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsiPs2qz98
>>69868388
>>69868458
speaking of 2fast4u wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQxXHaxf1k8
>>69868472
>>69868475
Wew lad.
>>69868458
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thrash Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret riffs on Reign In Blood, and I have over 300 confirmed notes. I am trained in shredding warfare and I’m the top guitarfag in the entire US thrashing forces. You are nothing to me but just another opethfag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of djentlemans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can win a shred battle against you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in electric guitar, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fender headquarters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will thrash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>69868475
>>69868472
this doesn't even take skill, it's just sped up
>>69867547
Infant annihilator
>>69868537
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>>69868553
t. assblasted yngwiefag
>>69868559
aborted hitler cock
>>69867547
Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages
>>69868573
>i gan b anyspurdo anysparde
:)
Is this nu /meal/?
>>69868642
no its just kiddie music
What is the japanese equivalent of Black Sabbath
>>69868706
buracku sabbatu
>>69868706
In sound, Church of Misery (literally black sabbath with harsher vocals and groovier riffs)
In actual influence, Flower Travellin Band (but it's prog doom).
>>69866628
I'm pretty sure, though I may be wrong, that blackened death and black/death are just two different names for the same genre.
>>69867662
The Malkuth Grimoire
>>69868170
Corpsegrinder-era Cannibal Corpse
I mean, I like most of their stuff, but all their songs written after Barnes left are just so fucking generic. Pretty much nothing about their sound changed between Vile to Skeletal Domain.