/metal/

>>69848421
Does the atrocious angel of scatology wear diapers?

T R E N D Y
F U C K I N G
C O C K S U C K E R S

what's the most crushingly devastating, city-erasing, brain-damaging slam breakdown out there?

>>69848475
>slam breakdown

>>69848421
That's a nice ass in OP's pic

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F I L T H

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>>69848449
What's the matter? Don't you like Mories?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hUUhRAkTY

this shit is rad

>>69848421
This album cover is gitten me horny

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Name me some albums with god-tier drums

No tech death

>>69848378
help a negro out

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>>69848535
the drumming in this makes me jizz every time

>>69848535
Any Mikkey Dee era King Diamond album

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save the whales metal

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>>69848535

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post power metal albums

>>69848617
No

>>69848560
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AURORAAAAAAAAAAA

>>69848535
Slayer - South Of Heaven, Seasons In The Abyss, Reign In Blood
Confessor - Condemned
Death - Human, Individual Thought Patterns, Symbolic, The Sound Of Perseverance
Megadeth - Peace Sells, Rust In Peace
Atheist - Unquestionable Presence

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remember this meme

>>69848702
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE
MY
SOOOUUUUL

>>69848702
oh man
no joke i remember several riffs from that album better than all meshuggah's albums combined

What are some mid paced songs that one can enjoy while aimlessly walking through the city? Kinda like https://youtu.be/LnFJJfwiwb4 would be my first choice.

>>69848749
listen to the Taxi Driver soundtrack, boy

>>69848728
I can't even remember a single riff off their last couple albums honestly.

What is the median age of the rest of this board?

>>69848788
15

>>69848778
>their
who is ''their'', Meshuggah or FF?
i can't remember Meshuggah riffs for the life of me but for some reason FF riffs have a nasty trend of getting stuck in my head, except for The Industrialist and Transgression which were laughably bad even by FF standards

>>69848788
Probably 18-20 there's no doubt a lot of kids lying about their age on here

>>69848788
like 15 or something

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>>69848728
dosen't meshuggah have just one riff?

>>69848804
Meshuggah. My bad senpai

>>69848814
00000000000000011111111111122222222222222111111111111111000000000000000000

>>69848814
...no...they have two... I'm certain they have 2 riffs... let me check........yeah they have 2

>>69848814
pretty much see >>69848804
i can't remember any of them because they all sound the fucking same

>>69848535
absu - tara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j-vokr22v4

>>69848834
The really high pitched one and the really low one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7Foa_ZdKo
/fruity synths/

what's some matrix metal

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ITT: Post what you're listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNzZmVovgc

>>69848763
jesus that's a good film, had me fucking glued to the screen watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU

>>69848763
Thanks, but I don't wanna get sleepy. Good rec nonetheless.

>>69848909
it's regarded as a classic for a reason, mane, personally it's my second fav movie
watch I Stand Alone by Noe, similar in concept but radically different in execution

and man is that theme ever-beautiful

>>69848928
yeah, that's a sleep ass soundtrack for insomniacs.

>>69848421
Whose the girl on the album cover I'd let her fuck me

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>>69848983
>see grainy back shot of some girl with shit and/or blood over her ass
>I'd let her fuck me

are you desperate or shitposting

>>69848788
>>69848799
>>69848809
>>69848812
When and why did metal became music for kids?

>>69849006
I blame slam

>>69849006
music is only ''for'' someone when it's specifically mass produced to appeal to a certain audience (p.e. Taylor Swift for retarded 14 year old girls who just broke up with their boyfriends)

metal doesn't quite old that mass appeal market YET, but it probably will soon

feeling antisocial, misanthropic, depressed and agressive
/metal/ for this feel

>>69848948
It's beautiful music, yeah. I actually used to play The Godfather soundtrack to get some sweet dreams whenever I had problems sleeping.

>>69849050
>but it probably will soon
why? it's only been fading out of fashion for about ten years now

>>69849092
Striborg

>>69849092
xasthur

>>69849092
>>69848421
Pic related

>>69849092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vchm-RrXtU

>>69849006
>implying metal wasn't always music for teenagers

Reminder that Cavalera brothers were 17/18 when Sepultura released Schizophrenia.

>>69849092
pick a BM band, gaylord

>>69849104
trust someone who needs to interact with ''fashionable'' people, anon, hipsters ARE the new cool, and like so many fags who like to blow this out of proportion, there is indeed a market for ''metal for people 2 smart 4 metal'' which is why there's so many blackgaze bands, among others

personally i don't really give a shit

>>69849097
ah no shit, i did the same with the Taxi Driver soundtrack
man i really like that movie, the only one i like the best is Tetsuo The Iron Man, and i've seen a shit ton of movies

>>69849092
>>69849159
>pick a BM band

Make your own

can you make a lighter black metal band?

>>69849193
Just add more keyboards to the mix

>>69849193
there's Demoniac ,infamously

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>>69848906

>>69849003
Neither

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>>69848421
good edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRltxvRBbrg&list=PLdqFe6zas3m_MQ7x-ELcPRef_xloaGlf1&index=165

Is there a better black metal song?

>>69849227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cfskAGScbA

>>69849203
sounds like black europower metal?

>>69849003
I have a fetish for having women piss and shit on me while I bleed out

>>69849257
yeah, those guys


HEY MOTHERFUCKER
HEY COCK SUCKER

EATING YOUR HEART OUT IN THE HIGH HEAVENS
WE HAVE THE HEAVIEST BEATS OF ALL TIME
WE WORSHIP SATAN AND WE'RE FUCKING EVIL
DEMONIAC WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
WE WILL EVISCERATE YOU

>>69848535
Anything featuring Gene "The Atomic Clock" Hoglan

>>69849251
Doesn't compare to Bathory, senpai.

>>69848702
I miss Fear Factory posting

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>>69849306
Can you explain how you come to point where you do this things?

Do you have such low self esteem or do you have some long history of degradation, i mean what is the catch here, no normal person could love this shit if you don't have some underlying mental problem, i mean fuck i'm into some weird stuff myself but even i find that shit disgusting

You could not even train animal to allow shitting and pissing on them while they bleed

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>>69849306

>>69849227
>>69849251
Are you faggots seriously making me choose between Anaal Nathrakh and Bathory. That's not fucking humane.

>>69849403
It gets me off

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>>69849458
wew

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Jesus this is awful
How did people praise this when it came out?

>tfw still get sprung from lingerie catalogs and extremely vanilla porn

>>69848535
Cynic - Focus

[spoiler]Dream Theater - almost anything in the Mike Portnoy era[/spoiler]

>>69849476
Most of the praise here was shitposting
It has some decent riffs and the best leads Dave has written in a while but it's ultimately just insultingly okay.

>>69849439
Bathory is superior.

>>69849472
Nah I've had a couple girls willing to do it they thought I was attractive enough to try it

>>69849479
Same. The most taboo I've ever gone was anal.

>>69849476
it's a VERY ok album

way better than Supercuckider

>>69849492

Holy fuck, this so much. Sean reinhert plays odd times at jazz-master level. I'm not gay but I'd let him shove his drumstick up my ass If you know what I mean

>>69849510
There is nothing attractive or sexual about excrement waste

>>69849476
It was better than new Slayer and Memetallica albums and on par with Anthrax
Thrash AOTY is still Vektor and Testament though

>>69849535
Not to you
But it is to me

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>>69849476
>modern Megadeth
>memestain preaching to the choir in the cringiest way possible
>Half Life 2 fan art cover

what where you expecting

>>69849510
i'm not denying that, i've met several people doing weirder shit in real life, i'm just asking you to kys

>>69849526
I think it's just as bad

>>69849534
sometimes I forget how intricate the drumming is on Focus from listening to it on my laptop speakers or my car speakers

but then I put my nice headphones on and it's like another level dude.

Focus is one of the only albums I would ever call flawless

>>69849476
Much better than Hardwired to ADHD behind the drumset by Metallica

>>69848897
Wavelength:Satan
Spektr

>>69849555
What did you see that was worse? Furries? Yes, they are far worse and far more disgusting.

>>69849556
I'm going to ask you to listen to both of these before you say that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhqZAVGTqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mfjpwqdUMI

>>69849582
i've met people who like to mix their scat with their dogfucking,(and believe or not i met a plurality of people like that, not just a crazy guy) hilariously one of the guys was indeed a furry (not sure about the other ones, didn't stick around long enough to find out) and worst of all i've met actual pedos, all of whom should be in a mental hospital

>>69849550
Soundssl like you should go back to /d/

>>69849629
/d/ is best board, don't send these faggots there

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>>69849640
>any porn boards
>best board

>>69849640
This.

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>>69849660
this only applies to porn boards that are not /d/

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Where can I find space metal similiar to Terminal Redux

>>69849640
>check out /d/ for 10 seconds
>h-hey this isn't too bad
>mom walks in the room to ask me shit

god dammit

>>69849722
>his mom isn't passed out downstairs
step it up

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>>69849476
>>69849568
I think this album was good. I liked thirteen as well.

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>>69849735
>his mom is alive
GET OFF MY WEBZONE

>>69848519
He's a hack, so yeah I don't like him. Literally shit-tier bm mixed with lel 2deep4u noise shenanigans, appealing only to pretentious elitist faggots and only because it's shit that no reasonable human being would like.
Well ok, he did put out some decent stuff in his career, but I really don't get all this faggotry around him

>>69848535
Emptiness - Nothing but the Whole (ok, perhaps not god-tier but still super stylish and tasteful)
DsO - Paracletus

>>69848421
Source on the original image pls

>>69849685
Black Future

Outer Isolation

>>69848535
Odraza - Esperalem tkany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKVRK4QfgqM

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>>69849857
>another one

>>69849941
So you know what the source is then? ;^)

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Best Townsend album?

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did we ever come up with a solution to bring scene grills back

>>69850096
He released two his best albums in 1997

>>69850096
im partial to Terria

>>69850119
going to agree with you there

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>>69850099
>former scene girls will be elderly in your lifetime
i don't know how to feel about this

>>69850096
ocean machine > terria > deconstruction > power gap > accelerated evolution > infinity> ghost > ki >power gap > ziltoid > shitpiss > everything else

>>69850162
>he doesn't like ziltoid

pleb detected

>>69850178
It's alright

>>69850099
I don't know but I'd like to.
>>69850137
>scene milfs
is that a thing? I think I need it to be.

>>69850099
Did she piss herself? If so hawt. Got any scene girls who shit themselves?

>>69850208
where did you people come from

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>>69850198

Go to your room, son

>>69850162
>deconstruction that high
>no Addicted and Synchestra

>>69850238
Le same fag man

>>69850244
delete my picture immediately

>>69850244
Go cut yourself more Dad. You fucking faggot.

>>69850244
Son-You don't understand mom it's not a faze
Dad-damn right you've been in that room for the passed 40 years

>>69850255
of those three

Deconstruction = Addicted >> Synchestra

>be metalhead
>get called a hippie by normies
metal for this feel?

>>69850255
Addicted is fun for first few plays, becomes borring very fast, so yeah, it's nothing special and doesn't deserve higher praise.
Synchestra is pleb tier wankery, not very good music desu senpai

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>>69850244
i feel like a fucking raisin

>>69850297
Cheerleader Concubine

>>69850297

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9FtPXxwS3w

>>69849857
Gnaw Their Tongues - Eschatological Scatology

>>69850297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emSDcQ89Ne8&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw

This will make you feel /metal/ and evil and make you wanna kill people and stuff mah nigga. You know rape nuns and worship satan kinda thang, totally not hippie

>>69850340
That's a good fucking album

>>69850297
ignore metal and read some Richard Brautigan, son

>>69849685
https://teleport1.bandcamp.com/album/ascendance-ep

https://vexovoid.bandcamp.com/album/heralds-of-the-stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSleYX9a38

About to engage in a scat orgy with two solid 10/10's music for this feel

Hard:mode no OP's pic and no scatorgy

>>69850406
literal shitposting

>>69850375
>2edgy4u mark twain
t-thanks

Rec me some depressive black metal albums that will make me want to kill myself

>>69850297
embrace it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LxN-JBGRo0

>>69850406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoqE0avTSv0

>>69850425
>nearing the end of 666+666+666+6+6+6
>still calling things edgy

and clearly you haven't read Twain's edgiest material, fuccboi

>>69850431

Gris - Il était une forêt

>>69850278
Is English your second language or something

>using mp3tag
>labeling 14GB of metal
>click on wrong cell
>re-write all album titles as "huge tits tittyfuck"
>while undoing changes mp3tag crashed
JUST

>>69850459
i may be wrong but i think it's Boris and Ivan's bed time

>>69850423
That's all I see man. All I see in these threads man it's just been shitposting over shitposting over shitposting and shit like that and fucking I don't even know why in the fuck am I here.
I thought an odd year would be enough for all the faggots to lose interest in shitposting and all the good lads to start actually discussing /metal/, but fuck me was I wrong.
Like, do you see any mention of new Immolation song in 360 with RADICAL box art? I don't.
It's like I'm on /mu/ or something

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>Avant-garde/Progressive Death Metal
Hey this is pretty good not cringe at all

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>>69850406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VgVoDWPxcs

>>69850480

Isn't it like, 3am in Poortugal?

>>69850521
>3:33 in Sweden
>literally the witching hour

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>'Ashes Against the Grain was a mistake' —John Haughm

What did he mean by this? No really. It's their highest rated album.

>>69850431
There isn't one that will make you want to kill yourself unless you already want to. Better listen to some cool shit mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w9TbulMd70

>>69850487
>I don't even know why in the fuck am I here
You have reached your max capacity, anon, but you lack the ability of one of the most basic human tasks: disposing of waste.

As such, your waste is unable to get out of your body, it becomes you. You become a biomechanical machine made of hundreds of thousands of tiny, wasteful creatures, eating and defecating each other.

And like any other sentient being, you need a place to community with like-wise being, and since humans are able to properly dispose of waste, you don't fit with them, so you come here.

>>69850521
2:35 am
i don't sleep much these days

>>69850487
shitposting keeps the normalfags out
if you're repulsed by this thread you might be normalfag scum who needs to leave

>>69848421
Hey sorry I don't post here in these threads but does someone have the source for that picture?

>>69850583
you're trying too hard

>>69850649
that's the point

>>69850487
>Immolation announced a new album in their recent style of taking their own material and simplifying or parodying it down into pop rock for a beer swilling speed metal audience who eat up every new Metallica and Sodom record of randomly rehashed tunes.

>>69850669
fuck off faggot

>>69850683
oh shit my feelings are very hurt anon

please apologize

>Princess Leia died IRL
metal for this feel?

>>69850717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgZj8v1j9U

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>>69850717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ8K27RrsbY

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>>69850789
I forgot about this meme band

>>69848617
Power Metal is fucking gay

>>69850829
but they're the prototypical meme band

>>69850671
back to DMU for you fuckboy

Cringe metal

>>69848658
Leprosy belongs in the death category, it's one of their best because of the guitar and drumwork, not only that but it has lyrics that are vaguely meaningful

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Damn these Russians are crazy.

>>69850835

WIMPS AND POSEURS
LEAVE THE HALL

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>>69850851
I got you senpai

>>69848847
Actually pretty good black metal, good job buddy.

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Did you have a balanced /meal/ today?

>>69850851
That proge band with Mike Portnoy's son which features actual memes

>>69850877
>tfw discover some literally who band
>russian torrent site has entire discography in 320 and FLAC
>plus unreleased demos

Tell me why Russia wouldn't be our greatest ally

If you guys haven't seen this classic meme, watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

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>>69850851
look at what you made me do

>>69850554
It's a good album but I still the mantle is much better and seems more like a passionate album

>>69850931
I ate pasta with tomato+celery+oregano+coriander sauce. It was yum-yum
Tonight I will eat a roastbeef that I've been marinated in spices for past few days. With some roast potatoes. Or mashed, haven't decided yet.

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so we all agree that this is AOTY right?

right?

>>69850946
>Russia is ripping off our music industry
>hurr durr greatest ally
typical drumpf supporter

>>69851016
having all that food sounds comfy
a cousin of mine will take me to sushi tomorrow, pretty excited to eat something

>>69851026
LllollL no

Arktis is 7/10 mode

>>69851026
8.5/10 tbqh

>>69851034
>(((our))) music industry

>>69849476
Probably because the drumwork was solid and the guitarwork for the most part was actually compared to metallica's shit new album and Slayer's new garbage tier normie music. The vocals were not great....

>>69850936
I just skipped through it
Bad-core level vocals, horrible breakdowns everywhere and pacman sounds
Oh boy

>>69851085
>$131 million loss of corporate income tax per year thanks to piracy
>muh bridges and roads are now crumbling thanks to 1337 ruski haxorz

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Did he kill Slayer?

>>69851196
I wish

>>69851132

Which is why things like bandcamp exist. So you don't have to go to a record company and just purchase from the band themselves

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You're in the woods and this guy comes up and slaps your druidess' ass

Wat do?

He's 6 feet tall, 180 pounds and is an anti-cosmic satanist

>>69851218
Quit responding to the shitposter you stupid nigger

>>69851253
I'm 5'11, 180 pounds and gayer than he'll ever be

>>69851218
>namedrops the website whose artists threw a bitchfit and protested against having to register their intellectual property as a value-added tax

>>69851196
Reign in Blood was fantastic

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>>69851253
>having a druidess
>he doesn't hump trees

>>69851356
hey where did you find my deviantart page

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>>69851356
T H I C C

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>>69851253
We tell him black metal sucks

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Holy shit. I'm probably late to the party, but fuck these guys are good.
Opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQjODEtggs

>>69851345
A friend was telling me how he produced a pop album with a "heavy metal" feel which meant shorting songs and giving them more punch and it seems like he did it on Reign in Blood
Since I heard that I've been thinking about what it could have sounded like without him

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>>69851435
>say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>69851382
I want to fuck that tree

>>69851517
welcome to the club

>>69851495
link plz

>>69851503
>our musical influences are pretty deep
>Burzum, Leviathan, Ulver, Weakling, the list goes on...

>>69851517
I want that tree to shit it's sap all over me

what's the most accessible metal album? I'd like to get into the genre but I don't know where to start and there is too much hardcore stuff

>>69851517
>I want to fuck that tree

Has the left gone too far this time?

>>69851581
Iron Maiden - Killers

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>>69851578

>>69851581
listen to iron maiden

>>69851581
Cheerleader Concubine, xCUNTKICKERx, xTOILETFLUSHx, GO-ZEN and even more Cheerleader Concubine is a good starting point

>>69851581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg8StjT_xiE

>>69851581
The Black Album

>>69851581
The most entry level metal album ever is British Steel

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>>69851581

>>69851651
>metal

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Metal only responds to posts about black metal or memes, because black metal is a meme only listened by limp wristed numales.

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>A meta analysis of the highest ranked genres as rated by metallum's users since the site launched showed that doom metal scored the highest aggregate of positive reviews. This in itself is meaningless since we want quality text-based reviews, but a separate qualitative analysis showed that doom was still the best liked
How can other genres even compete?

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fuck soulside journey

>>69851616
hey this is pretty good

>>69851891
Literally a stripped down Soulside Journey

>>69851891
>According to Fenriz, he was the one who performed the "female" vocals.
absolute madman

>>69851891
PURE
DEMONIAC
BLESSING

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>when you gotta go fast but Riot too slow so you start ripping off eurobeat artists like Fastway and Ken Blast instead.

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So how many of you look like metalheads irl?

>>69852441
see >>69850297

>>69852471
I bet he's just not thicc enough

>>69851578
That would be hot anon

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>>69851581

>>69850096
>>69850119
Yes, Ocean Machine and City are both masterpieces in their own 'genre'.

>>69852441
I mostly dress in all black but I don't have the "metalhead" hair.

>>69852702
I'm thinking of growing my hair out, not because I wanna look like a metalhead but because I'm bored of having short hair for over 20 years. Anyone who has long hair have any tips of growing it out?

>>69852441
I look like Åkerfeldt
[spoiler]but 20kg heavier[/spoiler]

>>69852724
yeah dont cut it

Does anyone find loose long hair tangled in their ass hair?

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Wtf did i just listen to

>>69851581
I'll do what I always do I'll post you a list of the essentials from the only genres that matter
>black metal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nvj7hwbpj6U
>death metal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utqWrkVEQvI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r861P1CqZeY
>doom metal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9gOAFa7bnk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hiOth2FhGpw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBngZL0gfec
>thrash metal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DYLlTxBnwdw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwR3XNrhaqs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

>>69852755
A 10/10 meme masterpiece

>>69852767
>asks for accessible metal
>gets this shit

Are you literally retarded

>>69852767
That's one bad list

>>69852802
Why is that?

>>69852767
>agoraphobic nosebleed
>doom metal essential

nice

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Forced to Swallow Feces

>>69852821
Kek yeah I shouldn't have done that

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>>69852441
>Inb4 System Of A Down
Fuck you guys, I would've wore the Death t-shirt but I'm washing it.

Scat is a shit-tier fetish

>>69852835
shit taste

>>69852835
>grey hoodie
ruined

>>69852835
Shave your neckbeard, faggot

>>69852835
Nice neckbeard, faggot

>>69852767
>>69851581
Here forget the agoraphobic nosebleed one do this instead
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

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>>69852858
nice

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>>69852855
>>69852858

>>69849476
People like Eddie trunk will praise anything new from an old band.

>>69852855
>>69852858
Want to, I really think I have a shitty beard. But the wife likes it, and she's the one providing the sex so oh well.
>I have shit taste in music and she has it in men.

>>69852931
What does your wife's son listen to?

>>69852889
Oh my gawd this new slayer album is amazing I know tom araya died in that plane crash while Kerry king was flying it
But Kerry can sure shred with only one hand with 2 fingers and don't get me started on Dave Lombardi coming back after he gave both of his legs to his son. This new slayer album may have only 2 original members, no bass or bass drums, and only one guitar played by a man with only 2 fingers but I think it might be the best slayer album yet

>>69852441
I'm pretty stereotypical metalhead looking. Shoulder length dirty-blonde hair. Jeans and a metal band t shirt is my standard attire. No beard because I'm not having one until it actually looks good and right now it doesn't.
>>69852724
Only do it if you're willing to spend a little bit more on hair care. Good hair cuts and good shampoo+conditioner make much more of a difference with longer hair.

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What are you guys "fuck you i like it" albums?

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>>69852983

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>>69852983

What was the first black metal song/album that you heard?

Mine was Transilvanian Hunger

>>69852983
I thought I was the only one

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>>69852724
>let my hair grow longer than i ever have
>it just becomes 2x thick with retarded curly bits
>literally cannot do anything with my hair and have no idea how to tell a barber to cut it to improve the look while leaving it long
Probably going to end up trimming it back to short shit.

>>69852972
What do you mean by 'good hair cuts'?

>>69852991
Yeah fuck it, this album is legitimately good.

>>69853002
Mins was the studio version of freezing moon with dead on vocals. Then burzum's a lost forgotten sad spirit then i heard that 25 minute burzum song with three notes and stopped exploring black metal for a bit

>>69853033
I have this same problem

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>>69852983
a lot of Kurt Ballou-core

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>>69852983
It's like the fedora version of Linkin Park

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>>69852983
Hungarian scenecore.

>>69852850
Aww c'mon man. I'm not saying they're metal. but they're fun to listen to.

>>69853034
like not going to supercuts and telling them "just fuck my shit up". I go to a salon because there are no barbers in my town who can do a good job with long hair. Obviously, you have to decide for yourself how you want to style it.

>>69853079
Linkin Park is the fedora version of Linkin Park.

>>69852835
This is straight up shit-teir malarkey

>>69853136
I don't think you understand anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-T5p8Qz-ng

>>69852983
The anticipation for it helped me get out of my first real suicidal rut, and it ended up become one of my favorite albums ever.

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>>69853167
And 4chan ate my image

>>69853167
Suicide is always a solid option

>>69853175
It's a good album, people are just edgy

>>69853175
You really should kill yourself though

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>>69853167
>>69853175
Would've been better off dead baka desu senpai

>when music gets you in a suicidal rut

Can anyone recommend me doom metal like cough, electric wizard, and maybe a little candlemass too

>>69853253
Solitude Aeturnus, Count Raven, Saint Vitus (literally anything with Wino in it), Pentagram, Witchcraft, the list goes on...

>>69853253
Acid King
Anguish

>>69853204
I know. I got really tired of defending it after all these years -- christ, just look at the replies to my post -- but it still has a special place in my heart.

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Post 10/10s

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Who else likes this kind of metal?
">>>/wsg/1460038 "

Any suggestions for more like it?

>>69853317
You first

>>69853329
Powerless Metal

>>69853331
t. djentist

>>69853253
https://youtu.be/6VkSp9xA1Ic

>>69848421
Fuck your shitty poometal. Here's some real nigger shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5Ljnhcxbk
>>69849092
Try Shining. It is music made by the ultimate edgelord Swedish suicide viking, Niklas Kvaforth.
https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4_BvbT0Ag

>>69853404
I'm not sure if Kvaforth is based or if he's a faggot
>went on Swedish live TV and advocated painful suicide methods

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>>69853317

Do good prog bands exist?

>>69853458
Every time I post a "good prog band" like Crimson Glory, Fates Warning and Lethal, this general tells me they're power metal

>>69853458
Ye Iron Maiden

>>69853438
Based faggot, maybe?

>>69853477
This has got to be bait

>>69853458
Ne Obliviscaris and Persefone are some pretty great Prog Melodic extreme metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3rM97z0rRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-Qzwyffzs

>>69853564
I got my guitar pick signed by the violinist of Ne Obliviscaris
He really, really likes Funyuns

>>69853399
This was a joke

>>69853552
Have you heard The Rime of the Ancient Mariner? It's their most proggiest song ever

>>69853253
>>69853287
>>69853289
>>69853399
I want stuff that doesn't suck stuff that's actually good like cough, electric wizard, and candlemass

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This album gives me orgasms every time i listen. "im not racist i just hate a lot" has to be one of my favorite songs of all time

>>69853634
Fuck off

>>69853634
Cathedral?

>>69853679
Thanks I'll check 'em out

>>69853692
Nah there like St. vitus and I don't like 'em

>>69853620
Seventh Son was pretty proggy too

>>69853727
>>69853727
>>69853727

/Riffs/
https://urhorde.bandcamp.com/album/hail-death

>>69853654
Then why does it sound like shite and bollucks? I must be getting old

>>69853905
Bollucks ha you silly English men with your made up words. you English men speak such a stupid language.

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>>69848449

S U C K
M Y
R E T A R D
V O M I T
P U S S Y
C U N T

(warning: pic related, not Metal)

>>69854027
I made up a sibling in your mothers cunt ye spiffy shitbrick

>>69854106
Spiffy shitbrick that's adorable you little Adolf

>>69853905
who puts an "e" at the end of shit?