Has /mu/ honored their queen Lavren Mayberry today?

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hi

IF BY HONORED YOU MEAN MASTURBATED NO I DIDNT BUT SURE WE CAN FIX THAT

where are the new pics of her bum
i want to spread her cute little cheeks and go to town

>>69847818
>>69848202
wow can you not

>>69848231
shut up lauren

>>69848202
no new chvrches shows or album + "internet nap" per her twitter... no new pix for a while sorry

>>69848285
what a tease

>>69848231
>>69848285
lavren you must have better shit right now to do then posting on 4chan.

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>>69848325
This is why I'm rationing my Lavrens to last the dark season. Just five Lavrens per Lavren thread from me, and I suggest everyone else do the same. Five Lavrens.

No, but I will begin today's worship session.

Give me buttpics to aid.

>>69848682
she's turned into a bit of a belly slut lately
her delicious creamy tummy is always out

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>>69848768
DONT CALL HER SLUT

>>69848964
i mean it as a compliment lauren
calm down

>>69847776
i want to kiss her neck

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>>69849016
such a slender, sensual neck.

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>>69849194

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>>69849016
>>69848768
Thanks to my queen I discovered my belly and neck fetishes. Thank god for creating Lauren!

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>>69849530
what about her pits???

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>>69849539
best pits ever

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>>69849539
Her pits are marvelously great, but I think I got this before Chvrches were a thing.

What /lavren/ think about the other electropop queen, Grimes? Pls no insults.

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>>69849960
She probably hates her marketing team trying to derail CHVRCHES threads.

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Finish your shopping yet? Any CHVRCHES merch in your cart?

>>69850176
lavren could you make yourself any more obvious?

Jerked it to her blowing a doberman.

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lauren is getting really obvious about posting in these threads, desu
do you think she wants to see more lewd fantasies flowing?

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>>69850183
Get a load of this fuckin guy

>>69850164
>marketing team meme
Why do you promote Chvrches so much? How much they pay you for your marketing work here (acting like the clown of /mu/ and posting about Chvrches all day long = aggressive marketing)?

If the language of music is merely the utterance of a melodic line, a simple sequence of musical notes, it can justly be accused of poverty. The addition of a Bass puts it upon a harmonic foundation and clarifies it, but defines rather than gives it added richness. A melody so accompanied—even though all the notes are not those of the true Bass—or treated with simple embellishments in the upper parts, or with simple chords, used to be called “homophony.” But it is a very different thing when two melodies are so interwoven that they converse together like two persons upon a footing of pleasant equality. In the first case the accompaniment is subordinate, and serves merely to support the first or principal part. In the second case the two parts are not similarly related. New melodic combinations spring from their interweaving, out of which new forms of musical expression emerge. If more parts are interwoven in the same free and independent manner, the apparatus of language is correspondingly enlarged, and becomes practically inexhaustible if, in addition, varieties of form and rhythm are introduced. Hence harmony becomes no longer a mere accompaniment of melody, but rather a potent agency for augmenting the richness and expressiveness of musical conversation. To serve that end a simple accompaniment will not suffice. True harmony is the interweaving of several melodies, which emerge now in the upper, now in the middle, and now in the lower parts.
From about the year 2011, when they first started, until this day, Chvrches harmony consists in this melodic interweaving of independent melodies, so perfect in their union that each part seems to constitute the true melody. Herein Chvrches excels all the composers in the world. At least, I have found no one to equal them in music known to me. Even in their four-part writing we can, not infrequently, leave out the upper and lower parts and still find the middle parts melodious and agreeable.

>>69850434
tldr

>>69847776
who

>>69847818
kek

>tfw have both +lauren/lavren +fart and +lauren/lavren +poop /mu/ archive searches in my bookmarks

I don't think any of you can get lower than this.

who is this THOT exactly

>>69851696
how fucking dare you don't call lauren out of name

I wish I liked Lavren's music, but I think it is mediocre. How can we ever get married now? Also, it doesn't bother me at all that she hates you guys.

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POST YOUR RARE LAVRENS

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>>69852694

>>69851681
i bet you would like lavren farts. i would, just get up real close, spread her cheeks and let 'er rip.

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>>69852694
rare drumming lavren. i wish there was footage of her at a drumkit proper, i.e. not the blue sky archives vid where she's standing up

she is very hot and also sexey woman)))

>>69855399
what do you get from this place? does it excite you?

>>69855414
don't know what you mean

>>69855425
o i'm just bored

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>>69854725
DELET THI

How does one honor their queen Lavren Mayberry today, exactly?

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POST MORE QT LAVRENS REEEEEEEE

>>69856168
with your cum

>>69847776
I want to rave in her anal cave

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pathetic

i want brandon inside me

>>69856778
i changed my mind

>>69857144
CALM DOWN LAUREN MAYBERRY

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>this thread

>>69857144
i would have to take him on 7 dates at least

>>69857216
why?

>>69857222
it's my lucky number!

what is with the worship of this boyish looking turd? You just know it's all britbong cucks posting this shit too

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>>69859223

>>69857216
i'd give that guy one date to see how it turned out. good girls give a guy a chance.

>>69860306
>lavren
>good girl
>taking 5 chad cocks at USC
sure.

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>>69860379
it's not true! it can't be!

>>69849370
what the fuck was that?

>>69860775
lavren in the break room of the chvrches studio

>>69860854
wtf I hate lvren now

>>69860719
your waifu got tagged teamed by a bunch of jocks lol

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>>69860908
SHUSH
NOT REAL

>>69847818

this

>>69847818
no nudes

>>69861299
he actually did it! the absolute madman!

>>69861299
it's not like lavren hasn't developed a subconsious longing for brandon after lurking in these threads.

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i love you

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>>69861441
>lavren moans and squirms soaking wet and aching for his cock
>mm, b-brandon
>lauren? are you ok lain says worriedly from the bunk beside her.

>>69861299
Wow lauren haven't you got something else to do

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>>69861682
go on

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>>69861682
>i- i'm fine lauren says as she wipes her wet hand off on the covers
>just a dream, that's all, just a dream.

>>69861682
>>69861828
Meh, I've seen better.

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>>69861828
>but who's brandon you was talking about?

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>>69861885
>It's not who I think it is? is it?

>>69861299
Did you read my post or just respond to every post in this thread because mine is completely unrelated to what you are talking about.

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>>69861927

>>69861299
this isn't nudes

>>69861299
the Lavren demands I not lose my temper but what the FUCK is your problem man

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>>69862115
he doesn't appriciate our godess like we do

tits or gtfo on Christmas

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>>69862621
lewd

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>>69862746

>>69847798
that's fucking katya

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>>69863999

lavren is a silly girl

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>>69864480

>>69864480
doesn't poo

>>69864717
do you think lavrens poops are small

or big

>>69864790
dissolved into gas

>>69864796
I'll bet she'll fucking clear out that tour bus after some taco bell. Bet that little thing can blast ass so hard.

how is chvrches still relevant

>>69864983
>>69864983
semi

>>69864983
lavren

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>>69865013
>wiggle wiggle
>little poot
:3

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>>69864790
healthy with ZERO residue

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>>69865412

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>>69865720

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Her smile is so infectious. I just can't resist it.

https://streamable.com/m3h38

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>another year without a qt lavren gf

KILL ME ;_;

>>69866274
cocaine

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>ywn drink eggnog with lavren
>ywn see lavren get tipsy
>ywn see lavren laugh at even the lamest joke you make
>ywn kiss lavren

>>69866317
I did coke once, liked it so much I never did it again.

>>69866399
that's some serious will power
now if you could do that with alcohol

>>69866399
i'm sure it was cut with other shit

>>69866585
A lot of coke is, if you have a shitty dealer.

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>>69866629
BRANADON MY PEOPLE ARE KILLED OVER THE COCAINE

>>69866663
I hate you guys.

>>69866663
>>69866663
who this bitch

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>>69866711
some cam whore brandon got drunk and spent like $200 on in one night.
Arianajolie

>>69866766
lmao brandon you naughty boy

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>>69866766
i've been down that chaturbate hole myself
racked up almost $750 in a week

>>69866766
does Lavren know about this?

>>69864790
Cute little fluffy chocolate poo-poos. Maybe like a bunny's but bigger and a bit stinkier. Probably tastes very pungent but lovely, with the consistency and texture of a light fluffy cake. A loving, srinky, but cute cakey poo.

>>69866806
i do now

>>69866786
>>69866689

traitors. you're no longer considered lavrenfags

>>69864790
>>69864790
SH-SHUT UP

LAVREN IS PURE. SHE DOESNT POO

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>>69866841
>lavrenfag4lyfe

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>>69866875
apologize to lavren and promise to never cheat on our queen again

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I hate you all

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>>69866766
she aint bad 'doh

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>>69866897
I've apologized enough.

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Would you?

>>69867249
dude, of course.

>>69867332
Shave your pits, balls and legs to represent gender equality?

>>69867408
Dont know about all that now

>>69867584
tyci brah

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>>69868531

>>69866274
>https://streamable.com/m3h38
what happened to my bb? is she drunk?

>>69868531
For a minute there I thought those were cum stain under her eyes.

>>69869032
>>69869032
she's got stars in her eyes brah
she's lovesick man and the stars represent her broken heart

>>69869195
i guess she's really craving my dick huh

>>69869229
I'm not sure if it's your dick specifically, but someones dick for sure.

>>69868079
What the fuck does "tuck your cunt in" even supposed to mean?

>>69869708
it means Lauren has an outie

>>69867249
is that pit hair i see?

yum

>>69869762
I like a tuft, it can be cute sometimes depending on the girl .

I wonder if she can take good bong rips.

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merry holidays lavrenfags

i need a lavren on this cold night ;_;

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>>69870156
well you got one

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>>69870191
>ywn find lavren like this as an xmas gift

>>69870212
Or her waiting like that in general waiting on you to come snuggle.

>>69870223
just going to throw this out there
mommy issues?

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>>69870223
>she will never wear a qt red dress specifically for you
>she will never kiss you

KILL ME FFS

>>69870136
she's admitted to partaking before when chatting up the audience at shows

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>>69870315
>ywn get high af with lavren

>>69870136
>>69870136
>tfw lavren takes a bigger hit than you can and calls you a bitch in front of your boys and you have to carry her purse to the car

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ITT-Thirsty virgin waifufags who only care about jerking off to the singer rather then the actual music

>>69870441
welcome to 4chan

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>>69870441
>>69870482

merry christmas to you all too

>>69870238
meh

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It's Christmas morning in Scotland. What is Lavren opening right now?

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>>69870590

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>>69870590
But she's a newyorker now.

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>>69870643
>>69870610

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>>69870643
She went back to Scotland for the holiday. Watch her twitter next time you pleb

>>69847776

would larven look at you in disgust when you show her your 2nd or even 3rd offering in a row and her inner arm is still mostly dry?

would anon be blushing and disapointed as other anons watch in anticipation for their turn to show appreciation?

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i just want to give her a hug and give he a kiss to the forehead

is that good to ask?

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>>69871435
probably not. you can maybe put your arm around her so long as you avoid her lower back

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>>69871491
>ywn tickle lavren's tiny arm

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>>69871515
she's so tiny bro ;_;

>>69871515
*back

fugg im drunk

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>>69871545
i just want to enjoy her tiny legs

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>>69871566
that's all i asked for this Christmas

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>>69871566
man you sick

>>69847776
CHRISTMAS LAVREN ON THE FRONT PAGE

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>>69872023
lol look at her

>>69872038
lol silly lavren. hats are for people

>>69872038
XD

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>>69872038
silly lavren lol

>>69872038
lol

lavvvvvreeeeeeen

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>>69862052
>yeah..I got to sleep, you know, shoot in the morning.
>lavren climbs back into her bunk fumbling for the dildo hidden under that mat.
>she starts rubbing her pussy with it, imagining brandon rubbing the head of his cock against her, teasing.
>turns it up a bit, just enough so there wont be any noise and biting her lip as she shivers
>taking off her dress slowly and quietly she strips down to her stockings, throwing the wet panties aside
>laying down she grabs her dildo and teases her asshole, "not yet" she softly says to herself before sliding it into her tight pussy.
>she gasps as it goes deeper into her, moving faster she lets out a gentle coo, as she uses her other hand to play with her clit
>faster ad harder she goes imagining digging her nails into his back, seeing his cock glisten with her juices
>she takes it out and slides softly into her anus, slowly but surely. She takes a breath as it goes deeper and starts to finger her pussy, hips squirming she gos faster and deeper, covered in a sweet sweat she's trying to stay quiet.
>lauren takes that dildo out of her ass and starts sucking on it, wishing it was him before sliding it back into her pussy. She softly smiles thinking of him filling her up, feeling his warm cum inside her
>she turns the knob as it starts to vibrate more, her eye about to roll into her head. She goes faster and faster, trying to hide her moans she bites her lip and she starts to shake, and has a squirting climax.
>OH FUCK YES BRAN-
>LAVREN WHAT THE FUCK IT'S 5AM " Lavren heard from the back of the bus..She didn't say anything, just layed, out of breath, a smile on her face thinking "someday"

>>69873519

That's a porn-influenced male fantasy. You have no idea how women masturbate when they're alone.

>>69873519
masterpiece

her armpits must smell heavenly and taste even better

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>>69873519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzE8Cc-zag

how many times have you guys watched this? i've lost count

>>69873938
a few times. the best vines are the carnival and golf cart ones

Girl at my old school looked almost exactly like her. Really cute

some girl on the bus looked so much like her it was freaky. I woulda asked to take her picture but she was wearing headphones.

>>69847776
I want to bum her ringpiece off

please delete these threads, mods. they have nothing to do with music.

Yes. I jerked it to the idea of her fucking a doberman.

this

I don't get why y'all gush over her so hard

Every high school, every college, every small or big town has at least one cute mousy girl that is just as, if not more, hot than her

go outside

Guys what is a chvrch?

>>69877132
> someone else's preferences are not my preferences.
> stop liking what I don't like.

>>69877157
It's where Roman Catholics worship

>>69877189
It ain't about your preferences, anon.

It's about your pathetic beta gushing over something so easily obtainable. Its not that hard to go out and get a cute mousy GF, they're everywhere

And don't tell me about her 'unique musical talents' these threads have fuck all to do with music

>>69877195
That's a church

>>69847776
Daft cunt who buys into Sarkeesian-era feminism

Okay, I get it, you guys. I understand all your compliments, and criticisms and everything, but imagine the tiny Lavren Mayberry underneath a big Doberman Pinscher just sucking on his big, red, veiny throbbing dog cock and massaging his knot as he shoots shot after shot of warm cum down her throat.
Lavren needs to fuck a dog.

>>69873519
:/