>tfw you're seated next to an albino and cry

>tfw when your third cousin from ohio dies and it hits you too hard

>tfw I love my dad

>tfw you were never a schoolyard bully, but there was just that incident, and it has always eaten at you.

>tfw blue crab cakes

>tfw she reaches down your pants and discovers you are bald

>tfw my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma my grandma

>tfw taking the trashed can kill you

>tfw you die in a Panera bathroom from an explosion by an Indian who just got off his first day at work at 7/11

>>69836460
lmao

>tfw jim wise mercy kills his wife in a hospital at her bedside

>tfw i love my grandma

>tfw she slides down between your legs and oh my god she could succ
>tfw you go with her friend first but you can't get it in
>tfw she catches you with Maryanne and her heart is broken
Wish I knew these feels desu

>>69838742
No, you don't.

Not being able to get it in is one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me.

>>69838759
>tfw Mark's cock is so big that bitch wasn't even wet enough to take it
THE most hung guy in slowcore

>>69838779
Peter Kozelek here. That's not true at all.

>>69838784
Nah man, it's true

this song makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Mark is known to be THE most hung guy in slowcore, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an aerosol can", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Patricia's friend's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Mark barely able to force it past the knob, and Patricia's friend moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Mark's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..