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>>69827879
hi

djent

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First for actual musical talent.

Alice in Chains is top tier sludge metal

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IN FOR superstar drummbers

>>69827911
>Mikael Akerfeldt earned $3.8 Million – $38 000 000 this year which works out to be ~$104109,59 per day; ~$3166666,67 per month; ~$730769,23 per week; ~$4337,9 per hour; or ~$72,3 per minute; ~$1,2 per second.

Damn....

>>69827906
djent

>>69827932
shut up dummy

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>tfw 2:40

https://youtu.be/gi3e7VMQz3Y

>>69827911
>Akerfelch got forearm tattoos

Just move to San Francisco already

T R E N D Y
F U C K I N G
C O C K S U C K E R S

Rec me some metal with tuba solos

>>69827979
Actually I'm celibate, heterosexual and unfashionable

>>69827983
I can rec you some pots n pans metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcZjkajQ8o

LET JESUS FUCK YOUUUUU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anB-4u__6U

>>69827983
pensees nocturnes

>>69827949
djent?

>>69828025
>1:35

When the kernels finally start to really pop

Rec me some tuba with metal solos

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lmao

Did anything good come out of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal

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You're in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your bass

Wat do?

>>69828096
oh my god

>>69828115
the what?

>>69828136
buttgroove

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>>69828096
>crating a vidya for the express purpose of spreading your beliefs
>not ultimate degeneracy
absolutely ebin

>>69828115
As I Lay Dying, Revocation, Shadows Fall, the list goes on...

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leaving my christmas shopping to the last mintue and iget anxious being out in buzy places with a lot of people
metal for this feel

>>69828096
Kek I saw this the other day. The title of the game was something cringy like Freemen vs Submissives or some shit.

does this thread djent ?

>>69828172
what will you get me, anon

>>69828172

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM

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>>69828199
this

>>69828255
who did this to you anonito?

>>69828255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL06c-k0OwA

>>69828223
HEY (HEY)
THANKS FOR NOTHING

>>69827911
>posting art rock musicians in the metal thread

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2017 is gonna be YUUUGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNzZmVovgc

>>69828255
>>69828255
>>69828255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrm-aMrEmhc

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>>69828255

Fear Factory - Replica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJsRQOneMY

>>69828255
Hot.

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>>69828292
oh yeah

>>69828292
vocals are too loud

>>69828328
Carmella is such a qt.

This will change your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WzheRT-YLQ

>>69828347
Yeah, if you're into fake plastic blondes

>>69828342
How? They don't overpower anything.

>>69828358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo no this will

>>69828292
ew

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Are there any bands whose lyrics are magickal spells?

>>69828380
Oh trust me this will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WzheRT-YLQ

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>>69828359
Maybe I am, anon.

>>69828399
megadeath desu

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>>69828359
That woman shows more talent in six minutes of her life than you will show in six years.

>>69828399
PAPYRUS CONTAINING THE SPELL TO PROTECT ITS POSSESSOR FROM HE WHO IS IN THE WATER

>>69828399
abigail

>>69828365
i want them to have to battle the instruments
that's how you make them sound powerful
instead i can hear every cumgargle because it's mixed 6 decibels higher than the guitars

>>69828399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU

>>69828399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WzheRT-YLQ

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>>69828399
does a singers animal magentisium count as a spell

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>>69828435
You are just the worst type of person.

>>69828570
metal = powerful music + vocalist trying to be heard over the top
That's why all the older bands have ridiculous operatic singers like Halford.
I don't want vocals to be recorded literally inside someones throat because they're so weak and quiet and then have to boost the volume

>mfw made an incoming text ringtone on my phone of Fenriz's grunt @4:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIf2GgA1rGc

I'm going away for a week tomorrow and I need to catch up on good doom/stoner that's come out this year, I've been slacking. Any recs?

>>69828750
Could you go away a week early

>>69828710
>Fenriz

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>>69828422
GLOW (gorgeous ladies of wrestling) were more talented and hotter than her

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>>69828710
>Fenriz
>grunts
pick one
>According to Fenriz, he was the one who performed the "female" vocals.

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Io

>>69828848
dont talk about my waifu like that

quads confirm

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Nocturno's side projects > Fenriz's side projects

>>69828932
That Universe cover was nice

>>69828750
Say no more
khemmis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WzheRT-YLQ here chill

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Will /meal/ help me write death metal lyrics

>>69829019
RAWR
BLOOD GORE
MOM IS A WHORE
BLAAH

>>69829019
yeah just give me a topic

>>69828328
Fear Factory is much better if you don't watch their videos

>>69829123
Stuff like Shucks from leprosy maybe about afterlife or some "edgy" theme like that

>>69829348
machinehead - is there anybody out there?

>>69829413
Machinecringe

>>69829201
lyrics on leprosy all tell a small story. try to start with a mental picture of some gruesome/spooky scenario or revelation. cliches can be okay like a character walking into a crypt or being buried alive or something stupid, then you can either go into huge detail on the event taking place or keep things entirely vague which kind of lets you repeat yourself a bunch of times

are you writing for a band or something? post progress reports and i'm sure people in here will be happy to help with tweaking lyrics and such

Is there any good christmas metal?

>>69829431
wow i didn't except to see a real life racist today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo&t=431s

>>69829502
Trans Siberian Orchestra, you fucking Jew

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G L A M
L
A
M

>>69829502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBXd6FE2ic

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>>69829446
Alright my dude i am away from my instrument so gotta keep busy somehow so here we go

I FOR ONR I FEEL
LE LUST KEEEPS CALLING ME
INTERNAL FIRE? OH MY DEER
YOU SHALL KNEEL FOR THEEE

IN THE DEPTHS OF NIGHT
YOUR BODY IS ITCHING, MENTAL SUFFERING
YOUR DESIRES ARE SEEING LIGHT

EMPTY FROM THE INSIDE
NEVER NEEDING TO HIDE
DARK DESIRES ARE WHAT YOU CRAVE
IN SILENCE YOU DIG UP THAT GRAVE

>>69829693
>LE LUST
reddit pls go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLhqil8uH64
>this is a metallica cover

>>69829693
man this legit reads like some huemonkey tried to write in english

>>69829772
The extended title is great.

>>69829693
wow nice dude

reads like something i might have scribbled onto a desk during history class 8 years ago

ps your shit doesn't need to rhyme especially if you're doing harsh vocals. in fact depending on the style it could be better not to rhyme

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Post good Danish metal bands

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And the memetal album of the year award goes to...

does anyone in /metal/ like TODAY IS THE DAY

>>69830635
literally who

>>69830654
AVANT-NOISE METAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7SQ5Zi5E8s

Recommend me metal for global warming and the end of days.

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>>69830654

Has anyone checked DMU lately

Like only half of the articles pertain to metal

>>69830722
They had an excellent article about visiting a tobacco store the other day.

http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/2016/12/21/heavy-blogs-top-50-albums-of-2016/

So did they just try and compile the most cancerous albums of 2016?

>>69830635
THAT THEY ARE GOING TO THROW IT BACK TO YOU

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>>69830679

>>69830722
>Sensing their customers’ growing unpopularity with this black ‘n’ roll approach, Fenriz and Nocturno Culto try to save face on Artic Thunder by regressing into their own work. The upshot is that nobody but Miller Lite Throne can sell mediocre riffs in cyclical songs as well as these two. The downshift is that they cannot muster enough enthusiasm or energy to play their own ideas with the dedication of a devoted bar-tier cover band.

damn...

>>69830806
Those guys are RUTHLESS

>>69830806
>>69830827
>Immolation announced a new album in their recent style of taking their own material and simplifying or parodying it down into pop rock for a beer swilling speed metal audience who eat up every new Metallica and Sodom record of randomly rehashed tunes.
They give absolutely zero fucks and go straight for the cuntpunt

>>69830076

WOMAN
OF DARK DEEESIRE

>>69830765
>9. Wormed
>8. Obscura
>7. Meshuggah
>3. Oathbreaker
>1. Car Bomb

Fucking disgusting

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post teutonic

>tfw you're going straight to hell
>tfw you just want one more round

metal for this feel?

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>yfw Therion isn't kill

>>69830949
I don't think you can fire a machine gun that way

>>69830979
You can do anything if you believe in yourself anon.

>>69830979
maybe you are not teutonic

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Should I get this tattoo'd but with EE instead of GG because those are my initials

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>>69830949

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDeogdBguk

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So these are the guests on the new Ayreon album

Let's play a game ITT

Design a Fender guitar and post it for others to rate:
http://shop.fender.com/en-US/mod-shop/

>>69831049
get a tattoo that says fucking slayer you turbopleb

>>69831068
>Simons & Jansen
Me want me want

>>69830959
16 year old me would love this
26 year old me doesn't give a fuck

>>69831072
get out of here /gg/

>>69830944
what's wrong with wormed?

>>69831068
>James LaMeme
Fuck

>>69830765
>>69830944
t. blackie

>>69830722
>Has anyone checked DMU lately
A third of it is shitting on aging black/death metal bands, another third is plugging some literally who band and another third is /pol/-tier garbage

>>69831158
t. r/progmetal nu-male

>>69831173
Sounds just like this general.

>>69831068
I was hoping for Devy and Leprous guy
Also no Anneke? Not gonna bother.

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Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I want this exact girl in these exact clothes.

Thanks.
-Anon

>>69831179
>implying black metal isn't the most nu-male genre

>>69831187
someone write a letter to that address

>>69831134
Nothing honestly, but it doesn't deserve top 10 in any Best Of list tbqh

>>69831187
NOW IT'S TOO LATE
YOU'RE ENTERING MANAGUA

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>>69831187
H I G H C U T
I
G
H

C
U
T

>>69831195
nu-males only like """"""""""black metal"""""""""

>>69829019
something something virgin's cunt
something something anger something

>>69831220
>>69831187
>high cut will never come back
>it will never be the 80s again

Why live lads?

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>>69831248
>>it will never be the 80s again

>>69831248
>high cut will never come back
This hurts so bad
Now it's just tiny g-strings barely covering anything on an artificial looking fake ass that doesn't even jiggle

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Rec me metal to go with this girl, /meal/.

>>69830765
This is the only year end list I've seen Impossible Kid on
and it's fucking Heavy Blog. Sure thing.

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Who /Glam/ here

>>69831290
Chastain

>>69831302
just you and the 2 other posters that samefag trying to force this meme

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>>69831310
>not liking jiggling asses, fat enough to do coke off of

pleb

>>69831302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ehGN-nTkw

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>>69831329
No, this is serious. Fat asses are NOT okay.

Butts must be toned.

Like this


>>69831325
yeah, don't meme Glam, just enjoy it.

>>69831248
>>high cut will never come back
meme it hard enough and anything is possible
>>it will never be the 80s again
Why settle for 1980s when you could live in the dystopian future envisioned in the 80s?

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>>69831362
If it has cute killbots then I could go for a dystopian 80s future.

>>69831424
Slim Shady?

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>>69831424
anon pls

>>69831187
I got a violent solution to that butt alright.

Does anyone else ever think about how black sabbath invented every sub genre of metal but since there gone is that it? Is What we have now the limits? I personally think not. I think we need a new band that will take every sub genre under its wings and make something new again. Black Sabbath is gone and we need a new band to take the throne. I believe this new band is on its way and will succeed at mastering every genre of metal out now. They will take all of these and explore new ways to make metal by mastering every genre of metal they will create new genres in the process. Does any one else think this will happen?

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>>69831424

>>69831497
no

>>69831424
>cutting yourself for attention on an anonymous image board

holy fuck is this a joke?

>>69831513
But,.. why not?

>>69831504
nice one!

>>69831535
cause it's too gay to happen

>>69831497
It would require insane amounts of collective autism for anything to come to fruition

>>69831570
I'm not saying it's gonna be poetic I'm saying some band will master every genre before being known.

>>69831497
djent is the future

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>>69831564
>>>/emo/
>>69831551
Do it for him:
<==

>>69831590
pretty sure your average death metal band is also able to make any kind of metal if they want.

Doesn't make them inventive or particularly good.

>>69831626
Technical ability wise yes but being good at writing death metal isn't the same as being good a writing for doom metal I think a good doom riff is way harder to write than a good death metal riff

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>>69830792
>people who listen to cattle decapitation

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>>69831712
>people who listen to cattle decapitation

I'M ALWAYS WORKIN
SLAVING
EVERY DAY

>>69831782
Holy fuck this is accurate

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>>69831448
lmao, hearty kek anon thanks. Here

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>>69831712
>>69831782
Why do you people meme everything I like
Stop bullying me.

>>69831813
>low-cut
disgusting

>>69831823
It's tough love until you learn to like OSDM, faggot

>>69831823
You meme'd yourself, son

>>69831823
Get better taste you dirty little worm pleb.

>>69831712
>>69831836
>>69831846

Fuck off to DMU faggot

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>tfw no 80s metal gf

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When did you stop being contrarian and realized this is true metal AOTY

>>69831859
Fuck off to r/metal faggot

>>69831884
>tfw working on getting metal gf but shes not 80s so it doesn't count

>>69831884
stop youre going to make me cry

>>69831836
I like some death, but it's like At the Gates and Bloodbath. Like most genres, I'm missing the core founders.

>>69831842
>>69831846
The worst part is this general showed me them a little after Monolith came out. You fuckers tricked me.

>>69831914
>tfw had a punk rock gf but she OD'd on heroin

>>69831929
>You fuckers tricked me.

you should have known people here recommend terrible albums as a joke all the time.

>>69831914
>>69831923
80s girls are top shelf MILFs now

>>69831899
Kys
Why do you fags who hate all new metal even come here

>>69831954
Go away Jesse

>>69831961
I've hated -core shit since Hatebreed hit the scence, kid

>>69831961
nothing personal kid

>>69831955
I meant tricked me into liking something and then shit on me for it.
I really like both Monolith and Anthropocene Extinction, and I refuse to feel guilty despite bullying.

>>69831956
>>69831956
Eh, a girl who was 18 in 1988 is now 46.

Too old to be hot.

>>69831989
Early Hatebreed was actually really good.

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>>69832008
>I really like both Monolith and Anthropocene Extinction

>>69831956
>implying I could pull a MILF

>>69831989
>CD
>core shit
Nice meme

>>69831989
Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire is a solid hardcore album.

After Perseverance though they just got kind of generic and dull.

>>69831068
Tobi Sammet will literally never stop making music, no matter how garbage it becomes

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>>69832016
This is Elvira
She is 65 in this pic

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>>69832020
Bully, be gone!

>>69832059
She's a miracle of the universe though.

>>69832059
How many generations of men have fapped to Elvira?

I have, my dad has.

>>69832098
my wifes son does as well

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>>69831890
Faggot that is barely #5
THIS IS #1

>parents are drunk and fighting again
metal for this feel?

>>69832180
korn

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true aoty

fuckin off yourselves faggos

>>69832180
>tfw when your dad drinks beer he calls you and talks about metal

get better parents fag

>>69832180
limp bizkit

>>69832203
>tfw my dad listens to baby metal

truly the wierdest moment in my life

>>69832210
>>69832230
>tfw my dad smokes pot all day and listens to RATM and Tool

>>69832243
LOOK WHAT TEH BILLBOARD SAY
COME AND PLAY
COME AND PLAY
FORGET ABOUT THE MUVMENT

>>69832201
>>69832218
Kek
>Lincoln park

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>>69832210
I just want a stoner doom uncle

>>69832264
>not Indian Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zExIuFpJW1Y

>>69832271
I have a crazy uncle who is diabetic and may or may not be schizophrenic and used to be an alcoholic

>>69832293
ask him to write some lyrics for you

>tfw your the kind of drunk that makes you listen to old disturbed

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>>69832271
>tfw your stoner doom uncle will never give you a Yoo-hoo drink and show off his home studio where he records big boy riffs

>>69832271
>>69832342
>tfw only one metal friend and he's predominately death with some black
I have so few people to talk to about music.

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>>69832445
What about us anon!?

>>69832257
Anger is a gift.

>>69832445
>predominately death with some black
sounds like my kind of dude

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>>69832527
I mean, I have a growing interest in death and I like most black I've heard, but he just won't fucking listen to the doom I send him
FUCKING LISTEN TO ELDER, SPIRIT ADRIFT, AND WO FAT ALREADY MOTHERFUCKER I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

>>69832480
This place is alright when I'm not getting bullied.

>>69832571
>ELDER
super good shit

never listened to the others though

>tfw you need to bring a tripod to take pictures of yourself outdoors with corpse paint on

>>69832571
what about thrash?

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>>69832571
>WO FAT
my nigga

>>69832595
He likes thrash, too. As do I.
I think he showed me Revocation, actually, which has become one of my favorite bands.

>>69832602
Some dude posted them here a few months ago, and I'm so glad I clicked that motherfucking linky.

rec similar bm\dm, this shit is rad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw

>>69832625
>Some dude posted them here a few months ago
kek might have been me
I've also shilled Saviour Machine and Runemagick since I'm the OP

>>69832651
Well if it was you, thanks, because that shit blew me away.

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

DEEEEEEEEEEENY YOUR MAKER

>>69832724
This .gif is pretty gay anon

>you will never date that cute emo/scene girl that you crushed on in high school while you lived in upstate new york

Fuck why does the mid to late 2000s give me such feels?

>>69832845
>scene grills are going extinct in your lifetime

we need to make scene sluts great again
I got a 6505 and a shitty haircut, surely we can come up with something to bring them back

>>69832902
Myspace is dead lad, you can't add Silent_Disaster to your top friends and hope she messages you

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>>69832845
>>69832902
>USB stick fulla pics of scene girls I saved from Myspace is missing
>probably some full body nude pics of me on it too
>there may also be pics of my face shopped onto hunky gay porn stars

>>69832952
>Silent_Disaster
>not XxXbeautifulmistakeXxX

>>69832979
Hey, my crushes name was Janna and her myspace name was Silent_Disaster iirc. She liked black flag and AFI and was fucking CUTE.
>tfw discovered 4chan at like 14 because of a myspace app thing

>>69833007
My Myspace crush was an emo girl who worked at Taco Bell
>tfw asking my girl cousin for advice on how to to ask her
>let her sit at the keyboard
>she types the meanest shit up, saying if I ever want to pay attention to her she needs to wear a push-up bra and skirts
>struggle over control for the keyboard to exit out of the window
>she hits in the balls and sends it
>get a reply back saying how I'm the most horrible person she's ever meet and that she hasn't cried this hard in her entire life

Feels bad, man

Shit why don't you guys just go see BMTH or Architects find yourself a modern scene girl instead?

>>69832845
>tfw was too young for the emo/scene craze and by the time I hit high school they were basically gone

>>69833070
Should've sent her a gift to make up for it

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>>69832952
honestly I think the next best thing is snapchatting random Polish grills from fotka.pl. They have the long, straight dark hair aesthetic and tend to like big American cock

the down/upside is that they listen to Behemoth and Furia instead of August Burns Red

>>69833070
Did you even try to explain?

>>69833091
Because I'm 73 years old now.

>>69833070
I used to get in school suspension to try and get close to one of the emo girls at my high school.

If only I knew what I know now.

>>69833096
you have to be 18 to post here

>>69833091

those two bands are still around?

>>69833091
I didn't like BMTH even when I was a cringy high schooler

I would go see Devil Wears Prada live tho.

>>69833099
>>69833104
I had just started talking to her 2 weeks ago when my bitch cousin did that and I was already blocked before I could even explain or apologize
The only thing I remember about her now is her cleavage hanging out of an Alien Ant Farm shirt

>>69833100
I can't into Polish
the fuck is this

>>69833135
Emo/scene girls are always like that they are the fastest people to hit block or report because they are so full of themselves

Worst thread ever

>>69833096
Dude how fucking young are you?

I'm only 21 and I got the tail end of scene shit

>>69833161
nice contribution

>>69833161
Agree

>>69833165
I'm 20. Maybe it was just my area, not sure.

>>69833153
Not 10 years ago bro they wanted the cock from every different direction.
The MySpace years were a strange time...

>>69833165
Scene girls are still around in my high school and I'm 18

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Anyone wanna hit me with their year end list? I'm going through Stereogum's right now, and not exactly surprising but I'm halfway through their top 40 with like maybe four downloads so far.
This year I heard and liked Spirit Adrift, Revocation, Vektor, Khemmis, Red Fang and Gatecreeper, off the top of my head.

>>69833100
>the down/upside is that they listen to Behemoth and Furia
>tfw listening to Furia right now
I had never heard of them until this list. Pretty good. Maybe I should get one of these Poles to give me some private metal tutoring ;^) [spoiler]I mean like have sex or something.[/spoiler]

>>69833191
you flyover states crack me up

>>69833191
They're not trve scene girls, just post-ironic hipsters

Who else remember this scene classic?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Q3_S3bwZ4&list=RDw4Q3_S3bwZ4

>>69833143
>fotka.com/najnowsze

set the age and gender to whatever

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>>69832762
I love cock. Let me say it loud and proud.

>>69833199
No that's what scene is... can't believe I typed that
>trve scene
Obviously bait

>>69833206
Holy shit there's enough meat here for me to fap for a whole year.

>>69833197
Is Michigan a flyover state?

>>69828292
brety gud senpai

>>69833214
How the fuck is scene a thing still?

Jesus christ what state are you in? I'm getting some statatory rape charges asap

>>69833233
It's a Somalian enclave

>>69833100

>the down/upside is that they listen to Behemoth and Furia instead of August Burns Red

Nigga how's that a bad thing?

>>69833247
Michigan

>>69833193
Urfaust and Terra Tenebrosa are easily my favourites from what little I heard this year. Cobalt was ok, but nothing totally spectacular.

Still trying to figure out whether or not I like the new Hail Spirit Noir.

But yeah, Terra Tenebrosa's new record absolutely kills.

>>69833267
I forgot about Cobalt, but that's because I just picked that up like last week from some other list. Pretty good, I had seen them posted here before but just never took the bait for some reason.
I don't think I've even heard the names you posted besides Urfaust, but I haven't listened to any of them so I'll give them a look. Thanks.

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>>69833193
same list I posted last night
Horseburner
Bossk
Cobalt
Oranssi Pazuzu
Schammasch
Gatecreeper/Spinebreaker
Messa
Sunnata
First Fragment
also good but not metal: The Men, Siberian Hell Sounds, Mandroid Echostar (catchiest shit ive heard all year)

>>69833263
Getting shot by niggers in detroit isn't worth fucking a 14 year old emo girl while listening to marilyn manson

>>69833209
how can a song about polishing knobs be so fucking great?

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>>69827879
Morning, lads.

>>69828158
So no

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>>69833439
Riffs?

>>69833394
I wasn't here last night, so thanks for reposting.
Is Spinebreaker related to Gatecreeper? I've never heard the name. I also didn't know two dudes from Spirit Adrift were in Gatecreeper, though, so it may just have slipped past me.
Other than that, I haven't heard any of that, so thanks.

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>>69833482
Riffs.

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When did Famine get so buffed?

>>69833403
Are you sure about that

>>69833263
Buying plane ticket now

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this is pretty good

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>>69833495
fast riffs?

>>69833525
Man fuck, i'mma take that bullet and hit that shit raw my nigga

>>69833492
the Spinebreaker and Gatecreeper albums are just really similar
compare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIXkjGBhgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0vqNsVo4H4

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>>69833545
Fast riffs.

>>69833510
whoa

I remember when cattle decapitation were darlings of the metalheads on this board, then tryhards started listening to dmsharefaggot's meme that they were deathcore and now they went the way of deathspell omega, mastodon, vektor, et al.

>>69833510
Super Male Vitality helps

>>69833604
vektor is legitimately bad though.

>>69833604
>dmsharefaggot's meme that they were deathcore
Completely forgot about that. Fun times.

It is funny though how they appeal so much to Deathcore kiddies.

>>69833621
i don't like them either except for the first song on terminal redux, but they used to be well liked

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>>69833599
Slow riffs

>>69833604

Did you skip the whole thing where /meal/ was all about black metal all of a sudden(and still are) thanks to Mgla?

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>>69833634

how do i into underground releases

>>69833642
>/meal/ was all about black metal all of a sudden(and still are)
>(and still are)

Are we browsing the same general or not

>>69833642
are you seriously implying /metal/ didn't like black metal until mgla? how new are you? because that is not true at all

>>69833642
Black, Death, and Doom are the only genres that matter

Hybrid Theory is actually pretty decent.

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post what your jamming lads

>>69833642

Replace Mgla with Deafheaven and you can include all of /mu/

>>69833667
It's a terrible album.

>>69833627
>It is funny though how they appeal so much to Deathcore kiddies
mmmmmmaybe because they really are deathcore, you monumental faggot

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Post your latest merch purchase fuckers

Pic related

>>69833604
I'm so glad I've spent the last eight or so years being a /v/irgin. Surviving all of that incessant shitposting has really made me immune to people shitting on things I like, especially when it's in the wake of a 180-turn of opinion in the community.

>>69833621
Black Future still got posted a lot a before Terminal Redux's release. Hell, this place is what got me to finally listen to Mastadon, and introduced me to the other three bands he mentioned. This place is so easily swayed.

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>>69833677

>>69833705
Terminal Redux was that bad.

>implying /meal/ aren't always blackies central

>>69833700
Sup DMSG, we didn't miss you

>>69833730
dmsharecuck would never use that word

>>69833726
when i joined this thread black metal dominated

>>69833704
>>>/pol/

>>69833750
Same and I feed that shit

>>69833650
Error: Riffs not found

>>69833751

What you trying to say?

>>69833803
>>69833803

>>69833798
It means get the fuck out

>>69833801
>>69833801
>>69833801

New thread.

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pls stop banning me

2 shit albums for generals. How do I pick?

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post cover songs

>>69833798
Go to fucking /pol/ if you want to talk about merch.

I guess buying merchandise is political. Should or shouldn't musicians be compensated for their work?

>>69833798
I don't think even he knows

>>69833834
we can tell you're from /pol/ cuz only delusional alt-righties buy merch from and listen to buttmetal bands because they're nat soc and sample hitler

>>69833816
Spray the nulon on leg

>>69833863
Go back to your safe space

>>69833906
you sound upset tho

>>69833863
Kek
>alt-right
>delusional
Stop blue pilling so hard
Except that the world isn't your safe little bubble that no one has a different opinion

>>69833928
You're the one sperging out over a shirt with French on it

>>69833934
>Accept

>>69833878
damn nigga wonder how high id get

>>69833950
Let's find out

>>69833934
>alt-right
>not delusional

Alright then.
Trump voter by the way

>>69833816
stop cutting yourself cutie pie