He's aged

>>69804304
Dear god he's disgusting

I think hell be fine

from flirt to ghast[ly]

that's all i've got folks please improve this attempt at a pun

He's legit turning into Tommy Wiseau

His skin looks like an orange peel

Skrillex wreaks of teen girl. And I mean teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on Newgrounds.com, while signing a bring back Invader zim petition, wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks, purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale. Where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine. And spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

>>69804619
impressive

>>69804304
hes been touring non stop since recess came out and hes been jerking off with diplo with jack u. lots of stress all throughout his life aged him a lot. hes only 28 and looks 10 years older than that

>>69804619
you have a gift and you need to start spending your time more wisely

>>69804619
Why does this resonate with me so much.

Fucking Eric

>>69804619
>>69805148
>>69805221
yes we get it, you were on the internet in 2006

>>69805289

>>69804619
this describes him better than anything ive ever read online

[spoiler] also describes my emo days in the 2000s desu [/spoiler]

>>69805289
>>69805335
shut the F*CK up and let us have this

dont do too many stims and smoke like a motherfucker kids

>>69804304
>Jewish
>Midget
>Skin that looks like you bathed in acid

>>69805580
>jewish
no
>manlet
yes
>skin that looks like he bathed in acid
only acne scars on his face

>>69804619
this is good. real good.

>>69804619
i smell a new copypasta

>>69804619
Jesus I've never seen the post nu metal early 00's summed up so accurately. What the fuck m8.

>>69804304
he looks like corey feldman

>>69804619
Fuck off Pan-Pizza

his mom who isnt even is real mom died you assholes.

>>69804619

this makes me thankful i'm not in the 2000s anymore and want to go back at the same time