/metal/ general: new wave of british shitposting edition
old thread: >>69786686
OuterBorn - Live @ Saint Vitus, NYC 12/17/16
>djent, post-metal
https://mega.nz/#!yQx2hIKK!PIr3SQmgCKNtxmiwDehKvoYKhmoTf-utGHav50zAlQA
https://youtu.be/UGlgjvPOgb0
world you listen to DJ Ent?
What's the best Hellenic black metal album?
>>69797077
2hasty4me
his debut was only 2 hours long, and he squeezed far too many notes into that space
>>69797160
TILL FJÄLLS
TILL FJÄLLS
What is some glent?
>>69797442
,the list could go on...
>>69797408
>somalia
Why does DsO cop hate?
>>69797636
They get discussed too much, personally they're one of my favourite bands but it seems a /metal/ trope for people to start shitting on a band when they're mentioned a lot
What the fuck is this garbage album art
tfw I realised this whole album is most likely about people Chuck worked with or knew from the metal scene and their various personality disorders
he straight up said The Philosopher was about Paul Masvidal, but the rest of the songs also discuss narcissism and sociopathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0wZB5zLuCE
>>69797768
what the fuck is that garbage memeband
nobhm time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q53RiGTXdE
Finally a good music thread, not all that japanese garbadge all over again
\m/ \m/
>>69798061
Garbage, sorry
>>69798061
cringe
Is there any good anubiscore
>>69798061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bcuBPyByuc&t=185s
>>69798100
I mean jpop and stuff, not metal of course
>>69798100
>tfw dissonant powerthrash glam will never be more of a thing
Riffs.
>>69798262
enjoy this my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jvGmg4cAUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOCSUze8z8
the cromlech cover is pretty mediocre but the rest of the album is gold
>>69798308
>that guitar tone
Nice
johnny will never be back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJVijSKUDN0
this thread is as dead as Dead
what is the yu-gi-oh of metal?
more epic songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_nPTVq_WE
>>69798734
Sex Machineguns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzC6BjZqbI8
>>69798743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>69798769
hmm... what the fuck?? atheist wannabe??
only good prog metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ozQZjcZRAs
this is the state of metal today
>>69798791
>>69798800
>prog metal
>good
>>69798743
Here you go, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VYxz_KYHn0
>>69798308
Thanks my dude.
>>69798804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUbFyBSw6s
forgot the link ffs
>modern death pop
>>69798804
>>69798823
>Suicide Squad-tier cover, video, make-up, effects and everything else
>>69798823
is this avant-industrial cybergrind ?
>>69798823
>>69798845
>>69798849
Still has nothing on our boys Semargl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNypkbtv-ig
Anyone going to this or have been at a deathfest before?
Just wondering what to expect
>>69798862
how could a band go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOp1LaWBrQo
to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYf9cAwd9a8
>>69798862
this honestly reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIUcZd8W9TI
>Kings of Dance Metal
>>69798804
this is the real state fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpt9KLRmqQk
trve dance metal hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASeYLadHOUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZU-DRnEFbY
>>69798883
we are truly living in a post-modern era
>>69798881
that looks like a pretty killer lineup if you're into that sort of thing, fucking hell i mean my highlights are probably
>demolition hammer
>terrorizer
>impaled nazarene
>discharge
>exhumed
>impaled
>ghoul
>convulse
but i bet all the other bands would be sick too
looks like the crowd goes mental as well
>>69798937
ffs forgot photo again, heres the mainstage last year
>>69798881
>tfw you recognized all the bands
what am i doing with my life
>>69798937
Terrorizer is fucking garbage live.
>>69798910
RUN AWAY
FLY AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKyE0hLjXu8
>>69798983
They were pretty good last time I saw them
>>69798983
now hold on a minute senpai--
>terrorizer
>only pete sandoval as original member
>terrorizer la
>only oscar garcia as original member
fair, pretty sad state of affairs
i thought the neo-terrorizer albums werent that bad but they dont hold a candle to world downfall
>>69799012
World downfall is great, but Terrorizer is garbage live.
>>69799025
thats what i said, word downfall is great
>>69799006
but this guy says they're pretty good live so i'll make up my own mind if i ever see em tbqh
speaking of what was the worst band you've ever seen live? mine had to be "Death By Chainsaws" who i've never seen mentioned anywhere at all ever in my life. and for some reason they were after Kastrated and before Napalm Death
ANJ were also pretty bad cause they said "HELLO LONDON!!!" when they were at fucking donnington, fucking russians
hey guys, is this metal or just hard rock??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmozVRLZfdg
>>69799034
I hope they'll be good when you see them, hoping the same for myself when I'll see Mayhem in April. Enjoy the gig.
>>69799049
sounds like Whitesnake
>>69798881
Whoa Cancer is back together? Sweet
>>69799057
arent mayhem doing the whole of DMDS? that should be fuckin killer
>>69799049
It's metal, you fool.
>>69799070
cancer is fucking cancer
>>69799034
Hands down worst I've ever seen was this asshole that opened for Gamma Ray a few years ago. I don't remember his name, but he was middle aged and pasty, with a mop of greasy hair tucked not so neatly into a black fedora. His music was awful and lyrics worse. "Doomsday's coming... all over your face!"
>>69799074
>>69799062
thanks, my friend said that it was prog hard rock
Horrified > World Downfall
>>69799073
They are, and that's why I'm really looking foward to seeing them live. Too bad Inquistion won't be touring with them then.
>>69799049
It's metal, and one of the best prog metal bands of all time.
>>69799062
Whitesnake are fucking great as well by the way
>>69799093
Scum > Horrified
>>69799090
my friend once said sum 41 was nu-metal when we were teenagers
friends cannot be trusted
>>69799093
loool
>>69799104
we learn the hard way I guess
>>69799102
Bride Of Insect > Scum
>>69799102
FETO demo > Scum
though ive gotta be honest the hatred surge demo is the shit, even if its not grindcore
That 2016 space metal thread a few hours ago was the first time I heard Void Omnia which I really like and then this was in my mailbox
>>69799104
My friend said rockband was a real instrument
>>69799116
ahh now we're talking
>>69799119
abbath such a great guy that went downfall in his career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ihVtuw2n0c
not metal but fuck yeah WHITESNAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT7oA-kb-Og
>>69799142
Oh I really like the new album a lot and it was a great show although it was my introduction to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SunWtjn9_I
metal & dnb anyone
sounds like pendulum lol
>>69799315
More like penducringe
>>69799315
literally not dnb in the slightest
>>69799315
fuck off
>>69799166
Get a load of this guy. He doesnt listen to PROPER black metal.
>>69799354
this is still dnb to be honest, even if it's commercial sounding as fuck
never seen /meal/ so dead
have proto $lam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzd6_-PT69A
>>69799119
>tfw band could of opened for Void Omnia's WC tour going on right now but the show was smack in the middle of finals
kill me
>>69799618
What band? Are you on spotify? It's data free for me that way.
Dimmu Borgir = nu-metal
>>69799691
>everything I don't like = nu-metal
what are /metal/'s guilty pleasures?
>>69799647
I can't promote/link myself here. Against the rules.
If you google "salt lake city black metal on bandcamp," we will pop up in the first 5 or so results my guess.
>>69799720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255_yiCkhaM
>>69799724
there are like 7 different bands, which one is yours?
>>69799727
it was fine until he talked
>>69799720
Not that I think it's bad by any means but I wouldn't want my metalfag friends to catch me listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyvDARWmXWs
>>69799817
Winterlore
>>69799869
think the only reason this appeals or disgusts people is the weeb image
music is on point
Similar stuff please
>>69799720
my daughter
>>69800241
i liked their debut, is it as good?
also you might wanna check Herder and Pallbearer
>>69800257
you're a virgin
>>69800296
our people reproduce asexually
>>69797800
I remember reading that "In Human Form" was about Eric Grief.
Why are "mainstream metal" metalheads so cringy
>>69800373
>noble order of chicago metal
Also "mainstream" anything fans are retarded because they don't actualy like it, they only use for their social needs
>>69800373
They are all non self-aware middle school/high school rejects. They can't get pussy so they have to have something that makes them feel better and more badass than chad,
>>69800373
Their goal is to be edgy and stick it in everyones face which in reality is just cringy
>>69800430
chads listen to buttmetal though
Why did the 90s make metal boring and less campy?
>>69800373
>Exclamation point ending the first sentence
Already cringed
>They end every sentence with an exclamation point
Oh dear fucking god
Fuck that shit. So fucking hard.
Literally *Holds up Spork* Tier.
>The Codex Negro
how did they get away with this?
>>69800756
Are you retarded or are you just b8ing
>>69800791
t. nigger
>>69800373
FIXXED
>>69800756
kek. it is The Codex Cecro
>>69800373
>>69800829
kek
>>69800285
It's actually superior to the deut and thanks for the recs i heard some pallpearer before they don't have those sweet dual guitar melodis desu
>>69800373
let's not ignore that at least half the reason for that is the fact you're a non-self aware (but posturing as self-aware) internet kid who needs to affirm his belonging to a certain in group by distancing yourself from outsiders/"invaders"
>>69800752
>Literally *Holds up Spork* Tier.
but holds up spork personalities are neo-sincerely totally cool!
>>69800373
>Heavy Metal has many different genres and faces!
>mostly listens to top-selling "metal" from iTunes
Mainstream metal fans are the worst ye
>tfw too snobish to listen to anything other than Seremedy and Armoured Saint
>>69798881
Wish I could go but I'm in the US. I may go to Maryland Deathfest though
Krallice is out
Have they ever released anything bad?
whats the legality of printing/making bootleg shirts of old metal bands and selling them online?
theres a lot of cool designs and shit that aren't made anymore, or at least not the way they used to and im sure some people would be interested in
>>69801222
their entire discography
Quick /metal/ - what are you blasting RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pic very much related
>>69801230
I'd fuck your boi pussy for a new Burning Witch shirt
>>69801230
you might get a c&d, that's about it. still a douchey thing to make money off of someone else's work
>>69801236
>>69801236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkhZpMo2-0I
>>69801234
My mistake
>>69801236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhJuVyJDvMc
>>69801236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjTGpr2e7ck
>>69801236
>>69801236
Listening for first time pic related right now and Formulas Fatal to the Flesh before
>>69801236
Naked Lunch reading by William S Burroughs
it's p great but his voice was better on Spare Ass Annie
>>69801184
>tfw cant afford to go to MDF
brokefag life
FEEL MY HATE AND SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED
who /satan/ here?
>>69801447
>(((satanism)))
>>69801418
That's my issue as well. I'm tryna save money but shit's expensive and I don't make enough
>>69801489
>paganism
>>69801447
can some post a pic of that pretentious guy who sits, says nothing and clears his throat from time to time?
>>69801499
>ideology fueled music
>>69801502
are you referring to gaahl? how new are you?
>>69801506
you're right it should be totally inclusive and corporate, like satanism.
it needs to reach untapped markets, good thing lords of chaos will do this.
make black metal, well black.
>>69801499
>Gnomeism
>>69801523
i don't listen to black metal other than venom and forgot his name
http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/2016/12/21/heavy-blogs-top-50-albums-of-2016/
more like nu-male blog is nu-male
>>69801499
what do you think of the bass in this mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjH8RAJBBu0
>>69801623
3 seconds into the song for first place and I had to close it
>>69801634
sounds like my ass after a night of drinking beer on an empty stomach
>>69801623
more like trendy blog is trendy
at least their top pick wasn't an obvious one, props for that
>>69801673
is that good or bad?
Bumpin some rooskie tech trash
>>69801672
t. melodeath shitter
>>69801712
I can't stand retarded guitar sounds
>>69800829
>>69800895
Needs a Texas-trasher edit.
Why is black metal so boring? i want to like it but it just seems like every song sounds the same.
Why is death metal so boring? i want to like it but it just seems like every song sounds the same.
>>69801589
Here's the interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmkJAl96BU
>>69801773
i think youre talking about death metal
>>69801698
one of the greatest thrash
>>69801773
same here
>>69801786
oh i got memed
>>69801773
keep listening and you'll eventualy hear it
>>69801634
The guitars and vocals sound deathcoreish 2bh
>>69801773
i'm not even baiting, i actually want to like it.
>>69801672
>>69801755
car bomb is fucking sick tho
memegothon demo is much better than their full length
Why is power metal so boring? i want to like it but it just seems like every song sounds the same
Why is life so boring? i want to like it but it just seems like every song sounds the same.
>>69801870
Sure does
>>69801870
You should probably commit suicide
Drown yourself
>>69801824
There's a lot of boring black metal out there but there's some really great stuff as well. If you're looking for riffs then Immortal is a good starting point. Techy stuff then Deathspell Omega, despite what the memers have to say. Atmosphere, then I'd say Saor's Aura album is great.
>>69801916
Thank you for actually helping me rather than memeing
What kind of metal is Liturgy ?
>>69801824
check out burzum's hvis lyset tar oss, immortal's at the heart of winter, and inquisition's obscure verses. good gateway albums
>>69801930
Carbon
>>69801913
I will sooner or later, don't worry.
>>69801930
buttmetal
>>69801916
That's some garbage shit right there
>>69801929
What you need is something kvlt like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRA4fRlSEJw
>>69801773
not even memeing but listen to these:
Sunbather
La Sanie Des Siècles
Lawless Darkness
Paracletus
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
supertramp was the the first black metal band
>>69802001
L M A O
M
A
O
>>69801987
>calls Immortal and DsO garbarge
>posts rehashed punk riffs
Go play in traffic
>>69801953
If it's winter then you can commit insurance fraud
Trap yourself under ice like the Metallica song
But in all seriousness buy a $5 pair of handcuffs
Step 1
Start completing steps
>>69802057
Don't make me summon you to the nearest dojo
>>69801930
melodic blackened djent
>>69802071
fite me irl, i dominate the dojo
djent is turning the frogs gay!
>>69801849
I agree my dude
rec me some distortion heavy metal, lads
is this metal??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M
>>69801796
The biggest poser in the industry.
>>69802200
No this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI
>>69799724
>black metal
>is too afraid to break the rules of a Sri Lankan avant-puppeteering imageboard
Trve Kvlt as fvck
>>69802229
sexy sexy coverdale vocals
>>69802222
Quads confirm
>>69802222
quads confirm
>>69802229
so this is metal as well then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2K889u_90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3LpWCfFPk8
more like this? Already got Mindly Rotten / Baalsebub / LDoH
Pantera in their prime was the shit. Phil's sheer energy on almost any of their album is truly something.
>>69802395
Phil, please go. You're not welcome here
>>69801852
Nigga just put some Jag Panzer (Ample Destruction) or Vicious Rumors (Soldiers of the Night, Digital Dictator).
You'll change your mind, trust me.
black metal elitist here what is the best old school death metal you got on tap
this is pretty gr8 so far
>>69802449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE
top quality technical thrash metal
>>69802503
Dismember tbqh famalam
>>69802505
Edgy
the undisputed best power metal album coming in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFLFQ1b95A
>>69802449
But did you hear his new album?
F <uuuuuuuuuuu
>>69802552
Power Metal is P U R E metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJfIhLv3aQk
>>69802552
This make me cry at night
>mfw I unironically like Pantera but can never mention it because of memes
meal for feel?
>>69802605
mayonnaise sandwich
only bread and mayonnaise
>>69802552
Literally god's voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBSBHMF0yM
>>69802552
Hmmm, actually I can agree with that.
>>69799720
>>69802503
I got you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMi86Dca1QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiWry2sEBKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mfvSSl9L9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXEh6uwfhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSs8-LBDL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd560_QwRwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23P3J5ovxsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSM-ihNGHs
If you want to branch out a bit you could check out some Entombed and go down that path, or if you want to grind you could listen to some Napalm Death or Terrorizer.
>>69802685
>Entombed
>go down that path
funny joek
>>69802685
I recommend Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth too
>>69796787
Can someone who owns Darkthrone's Arctic Thunder post lyrics to Burial Bliss, provided they actually are in the booklet?
>>69802449
Are you mentally challenged?
>>69802984
Against the mind, the boreal scepters
Hissing hollowly, gnawing rocks
Boulder shield dispersed by ice
Wailing souls threshed by nature's temptress
Where to find their shelter
Where to find their sparks
Where to build and live
And returns the sun's energy
...Once again
...Boreal fiends
Rest your shoulders and take in
Your cold and lonely dreams
Some witnessed the birth of pine
There was game to be had
Some died alone under the stars
For all this we are grateful
Where to find their shelter
Where to find their sparks
Where to build and live
And returns the sun's energy
...Once again
...Boreal fiends
Rest your shoulders and take in
Your cold and lonely dreams
BF>BB
>>69802605
What is the problem with Pantera though? Never undestood why the hate.
>>69803163
The hate wasn't always there, it grew out of the process of Pantera becoming as popular as they were - Pantera was like the flagship for "tough guy" metal. Someone else can probably explain that concept better than me. Their fanbase played a big, big part in a lot of the negativity towards that band.
>>69803094
Naaaahhh, BB is their best track on that album, has that Ravishing Grimness vibe that I always totally adored
Name a more intriguing album from this year.
>>69803193
BF's ending and the mid part where Fenriz's on vocals puts BF in front of everything on the album for me.
>>69803202
>modern sounding black metal
Try again
>>69803243
Eh, your opinion mate, for example that mid riff in BB set it for me as the crown of the album.
>>69803252
le 1stwave only raise the dead x-ddddddd
>>69803202
its kinda mediocre though
>>69803286
I can see where you're coming from, but BF's ending made the album for me.
I NEED SOME GOOD DEATH METAL HELP ME PLEASE
>>69803367
Spawn Of Possession.
>>69803358
Yeah, it's a cool album overall
What's your honest opinion on this album?
i'm trying to remember the name of this death metal album released in 2011-2013
it sounded extremely old school, the cover art was green and had a sort of jungle artwork thing going on I think? it sounded straight out of the 80s and it was so fucking good please god someone help i wish i could remember anything else about it
>>69803395
True, it's Darkthrone coming to their roots a bit, which I really liked.
>>69803449
Spot on.
>>69803429
>>69803465
im starting to think maybe it wasnt jungle themed
im about to go through every song i listened to on my last fm tryiung to find it
>>69803465
This is a cool album.
>>69803465
>>69803429
I FOUND IT
anyone wanting some OS death metal needs to give this album a listen
>>69803428
ridiculously bad even for DT standards, but unlike their previous records it's also good for a laugh
Jeeeesus
what a mindjob
>>69803641
So you're here to "save the world"
What do you SAY to something like that?
>>69796787
Is this album metal?
>>69803714
A little piece of advice, you see an agent, you do what we do
Run...
run your ass off
>>69803563
Have you heard the follow up? Completly cool too
>>69803730
That's one cringe album
>>69803730
How do people stand Ghost's ear grating vocals. It's like he is singing in his car.
>>69803367
Bolt Thrower
Autopsy
Ulcerate
Lykathea Aflame
Ghoul
Disma >>69803465
>>69797768
the first meme album of 2017
Why didnt Power metal end here?
>>69799720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyWf80HMBaE
Does /metal/ like Opeth. Sorceress was shit, but I think this is the only band that can actually do everything. Mikael can fucking sing his ass off and also has real guttural growls. Not to mention he somehow shoves jazz into metal and makes it sound good instead of like most prog wankers.
>>69803864
>but I think this is the only band that can actually do everything.
except writing good music
>>69803864
listened to blackwater park last week
how do you even fuck up an interesting idea this bad?
>>69803806
>Cuckcerate
>>69803886
>>69803889
memes
>>69803926
actually I'm very serious
they sound so fucking sterile it's unbelievable
>>69803886
This. I respect him as a musician, but his songwriting style leaves me cold.
>>69803926
>these opinions are not identical to mine, how is this possible????
>>69804020
It's more they didn't give me a reason why and just responded with vague lol its bad shit.
>>69804038
>you've gotta justify EVERYTHING or else your opinion is a MEME!!!!1!1!
>>69804059
>I gave my reasons for liking them
>I would like reciprocation of this level of justification
>>69803864
I only like their earlier records, before they went overboard with jerking over to 70's prog.
>>69804075
>Sorceress is not good
>Mikael's singing is good
>Opeth's blend of metal and jazz is good
>most prog wankers
if I were this overwhelmed by your highly professional reasonings, I'd probably have to respond in memes too
What makes eluvetie bad again? Its pretty decent anthemic folk metal
>>69804167
I hate the vocalist. He is all over the place with his screams. The folk instruments are excellent, but underneath it is some super bland melodeath.
>>69799724
Did not know there were any SLC bands that made anything outside of the pop-rock genre, good to know. I will check out your band anon
THE CALL OF THE MOUNTAINS
OOIOOOOOOH
OOOOOOH
>>69804190
And dude was the reason everyone left the band
>>69803864
still life is a 10
>>69804212
>>69799724
Do the mormons try to kill you for being a blasphemer?
>>69804248
Those dreads would make me want to leave too
>>69804190
10/10 would bang violin grill
>>69804316
meh/10
>>69804316
>ansperger
>>69804316
Anna must have gotten jealous
>>69804316
The new hurdy gurdy grill is a polish qt
>>69804256
Mormons are too inclusive, if it is black I am sure they will welcome it with open arms
How is sargeist pronounced?
>>69803864
>Steven Wilson's Metal Playhouse
>good
>>69804390
>>69804488
>qt
>>69804488
is that Rich Evans?
nice double dubs btw
>>69804488
>her
>>69804488
>batman hurdy gurdy
Disgusting
>>69804541
Kek didn't see that the first time, nice spot.
>>69804502
are these trips?
>>69804212
I am enjoying it immensely so far, would you consider putting your music on Spotify? Seriously quite good
>>69804451
Sahr-geihst
>>69804488
Only on 4chan would anyone find this qt
>>69804760
I never called her qt, I posted it making fun of the other guy.
>>69804770
>her
>>69804868
>>69804868
>>69804868
New edition