/metal/

Yeehaw!

DJENT

>>69786686
Old thread
>>69781022

>>69786711
forgot. thanks

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USBM is best BM

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who /atmoshitting/ here?

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What is his name again?

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power glam

rec me some progressive djentened brutal glam buttgrind

>>69786739
Inquisition is the only good USBM I've heard so far.
I need more rec's. Only other one I can think of on top of my head is Uada.

Deafheaven and Liturgy are NOT black metal bands.

>>69786793
Dino "Self-Diet Resistor" Cazares

Slam is literally butt death

>>69786823
ash borer
weakling
uada

>>69786844
You mean cringe death

Can y'all rec me some albums to kill myself to

hard mode: no black metal

>>69786823
Leviathan
Xasthur
Krieg
Twilight

>>69786823

Uada is literally Mgła ripoffs

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>>69786863
shilling this album to death 2bh

>>69786823
>>69786855
oops didn't see you mentioned uada

>>69786869
leviathan is good despite what the memers say, don't forget lurker of chalice

>>69786855
>>69786869
literally all deadheaven-tier garage

>>69786887
Inquisition is literally Bathory ripoffs without the frog singing.

>>69786917
please tell me how ash borer and weakling sounds like deafheaven

>>69786937
never said they sounded like them
they're just as bad though

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raw crust USBM > atmoshit USBM

>>69786917
(you)

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Slam death should exclusively be played on trombones and tubas.

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT PWAPWAPWAP TOOT TOOT TOOT PWAP PWAAP PWAP

PWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWA-TOOT TOOT TOOTOOPWAAAP TOOT PWAA-PWAP

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>>69786960
djent > raw crust USBM > atmoshit USBM

>>69786957
rec something better then

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>>69786980
Is blackened Djent a thing?

>>69787004
ovid's withering is the only thing i know of that comes close

stop posting trannies

>>69787028
She's not a tranny she's my gf

>>69787004
Whitar comes pretty close.

>>69786890

Thanks senpai, I'll check it out

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opinions on this ?

>>69786969

And cooking pots as cymbals

>>69787058
sorry i don't listen to furfag music

>>69786986
Volahn
Rhinocervs
GBK
jesus man there's so much better than cascadian and dsbmeme garbage

>>69787069
exactly

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but op, i thought this was "primitive" metal

>>69787120
Nah, that's JUMPDAFUCKUP metal

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This is a genuinely accurate representation of your average Burzum fan. I've been meaning to post this story for months.

I went to a Sunn O))) show (just to see what they were all about) in Chicago of all places, and considering the fact that I was one of the first ones lined up outside, I had the opportunity to see every single fan that followed walk to the back of the line. There were at least 20 or more people wearing Burzum shirts and they were all blatant hipsters and behaved like queers and trannys.

Ironically, the only shirt I did not see was a Filosofem one, in any case, there were several people wearing Hlidskjalf, Daudi Baldrs, HLTO, DSEGV, and s/t shirts and none of them looked like they were real metalheads.

Most people who are into Burzum anymore are massive posers on such an obvious extent that it doesn't even take a metalhead to recognize it. He is famous because of his crimes, and it's only warped the reputation of his music into something that people use as an excuse to seem edgy in their musical taste.

Burzum is dead. Move on.

>>69787058

It's total buttpower but it's fun so I like it regardless from time to time

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>>69787142

Delete this

>>69787142
what does any of this have to with the music?

>>69787058
Great Chrisitan metal

>>69787142
back to /pol/ with you

>>69787158
I don't even mean offense to Varg.

If he knew how gross his post-2010 fans are I think he'd realize quick that people have misinterpreted his music and his ideals completely.

>>69787142
>none of them looked like they were real metalheads.

Glad you have your priorities in life sorted.

>>69787142
I wonder how that black guy feels about being a meme

>>69787196
except the people you described in that post probably don't know anything about him or his ideals and retarded theories

>>69787217
>>69787217
look up Dev Hynes, i doubt he gives a shit

I'm not seeing a whole lot of primitive metal being posted. C'mon guys.

>PRIMITIVE METAL
>people arguing about burzum

come on guys.

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>>69787142
keep me posted, anon

>>69787267
>member of the band Test Icicles
Kek

>>69787280
t. ironic slam and nu-metal whigger

>>69787264
Came here to post that.

Dev Hynes is currently releasing music under the name Blood Orange. At the time of that pic he was going by Lightspeed Champion.

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what's some metal to reconquer jerusalem to

>>69787264
that's not Dev Hynes

>>69787196

I get your point, though. Like someone mentioned in the previous thread about Agalloch becoming synonymous with hipster bm even though they were playing before hipster bm was even a thing.

On his youtube channel it seems like he's trying to move away from the labels that have been placed on him, deserved or not, because he doesn't want to be associated with that misinterpretation.

>>69787142
Those glasses look shopped

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supreme nwobhm albums

>>69787324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqOkWTFmC6w

>>69787300
you called?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-P0XLLdyEc

>>69787324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WMhn4PQrv4

>>69787142
>go out someday
>someone takes a pic of you
>you become a dank meme
how can i apply this process to myself

>>69787372
post a selfie ITT

>>69787196
>Varg's ideas are memes
>his fans are living memes
I don't think there's any misinterpretation at all

>>69787344
wow this is bad

>>69787406
t. triggered muslim

>>69787324

Are we still memeing the Pagan Crusade into existence or just I stop getting my hopes up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzwy_6-hXfk

>>69787372
post face and fav band and/or genre

Why do I imagine preacher as John Candy, but black?

>>69787452
preacher is a skelly though

>>69787426
the music is bad you dog fucker

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i actually like deathcore influenced anaal nathrakh
fite me

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>>69787514
all their albums are good except desideratum

>>69787471
man, that is wrong
i'm a pale ass skelly, my man

>>69787452

His favorite album is Elvenefris. What else do we know about him?

>>69787536
shame desu

>>69787493
shut up infidel
we're gonna take back your lands soon enough

>>69787595
I could see that level of retardation fitting well in common core

>>69787535
desideratum has p sick songs too
the new album is growing on me a lot

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>get asked what my favourite band by ever coucil worker i meet
>says nothing

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>>69787324
>>69787344
>>69787361
>>69787426
>Christians listening to metal

wew

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>>69787632
>not replying by saying every band fronted by Jon Ching Chang

>>69787651
first aid is help the wounded not end them

>>69787651
>first, do no harm

>>69787632

The only appropriate response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuuimwCNsq0

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>>69787709

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>>69787709
is this what djent fags do
they can't convince people their genre is good on musical grounds so they have to make up snake oil claims to sell it.

honestly if ur not going sick to this choon ur a poser and must be burned and died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olejFEcWZQc

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Name a worse death metal band

>>69787785
Facecast maybe

>>69787785
meshuggah

>>69787785
gorguts

>>69787777
checked

>>69787142
do a degree Varg is the new Kurt Cobain
he'll have teenage girls thinking he some great artful toutured soul rather than a maniac

I like inquisition for their instrumentals. But can't get over the microsoft sam vocals

>>69787820
Stop projecting your virginity onto a arsonist, murderer and scientifically illiterate white supremacist

>>69787823
It's basically Immortal

>>69787820
>a arsonist

haha good one idiet

>>69787850
but can varg decorate with a shotgun like kurt?

>>69787803
not death metal

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>>69787850
>>69787866

>>69787850

>arsonist
Christians started it
>murderer
It was self-defense, therefore, not murder but manslaughter
>scientifically illiterate
Trusting godless communists as your source of knowledge? No, thanks
>white supremacist
Gave up that label like 10 years ago, kid, get with the times

>>69787823
>microsoft sam vocals
Top kek

>>69787893
back to /pol/ with u

>>69787893
you forgot
>don't forget to buy my rpg

>>69787754
pretty sure Periphery came to my door once, asking me if i've accepted the djent way of life

>>69787785
only a few come to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTU-fiQw0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNiZexYeec
and of course, the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

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>>69787893
>this post

dubs
>>69787922
>>>69787754
>pretty sure Periphery came to my door once, asking me if i've accepted the djent way of life
>>>69787785
>only a few come to mind
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTU-fiQw0k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNiZexYeec
>and of course, the classic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

>yfw varg pioneered djent

someone get this autistic varg youtube sycophant out of here

>>69787918
/pol/ hates varg because he's anti-christian

>>69787960
>/pol/ hates varg because he's anti-christian
No because he's a dumb hypocritical snownigger who insulted Molyneux

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>>69787893
>being this much of a sycophant
just go buy your fourth copy of MyFarog

>>69787960
jesus i dont understand /pol/ at all
just seems like a bunch of screaming manbabies who hate themselves so take it out on everyone else

>>69788000
Nice trips
/pol/ is basically /b/ now
I left when they unironically started calling Ron Paul a cuck

>>69788000
sounds like you understand them pretty well

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>>69787893
>Trusting godless communists as your source of knowledge? No, thanks
t. dumbass American

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>>69787992
>atheist pagan

>>69788060
There is only one true GOD
Those who don't recognize this are atheist heathens

>playing a necromancer in a DnD game
>slowly working on becoming a lich
>raise skeletons to terrorize local populations

Is there thrash for this feel?

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you fascists are literally subhuman

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>>69788000
>>69788018
you'll understand soon enough

>>69788000
>a bunch of screaming manbabies who hate themselves so take it out on everyone else
you underestimate you're understanding capabilities, that's exactly what they are
they're nothing but a bunch of degenerates who call everybody else degenerates despite the fact that by their own standards they are much more fucked up than pretty much everyone they criticize and their attempts to hide this are blatantly feeble rationalization

nice digits btw

>>69788085
dmsg pls

>>69788078
and his name is Allah (pbuh)

>>69787058
it's fun and fast as fuck

furfag shit tho but it just makes it better

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>>69788081

>>69788124
>furfag shit
Wolves in sheep clothing you fucking retard

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE HE'LL TAKE IT AWAY
RUN RUN RUN FAST AWAY

>>69787142
>burgerland faggots and burzum shirts
kek what did you even expect

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>>69788191
>mfw djentshitters say djent is progressive metal

>>69788224
Fates Warning is not prog at all
That's like saying Iron Maiden is prog

>>69787324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916ZjBkjR_s
It's called City of God for Christ's sake it's perfect

quick, post the most buttmetal bands for the major genres

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>>69788286

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>>69788247
They're more prog than something like protest the hero or polyphia

>>69788286
>alternative: literally all of them
>black: any USBM band
>death: Six Feet Under
>doom: Pallbearer
>gothic: Type O Negative
>industrial: Fear Factory
>power: Iced Earth
>progressive: Dream Theater
>sludge: Mastodon
>thrash: Metallica

>>69788351
>>thrash: Metallica
how does one fuck up the spelling of Megadeth so bad?

How do I into Boris, Melvins and Sunn O)))?
These three bands are my major blind spot

>>69788286
>Glam
>ehhh ... Nitro?

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>>69788385
Countdown to Extinction and Youthanasia are actually good

>>69788286
black metal: m8l8th

>>69788449
haha okay Megababy

>>69788387
Boris - Pink
Melvins - Houdini
Sunn O))) - Black One

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>>69788425
>Glam
>not literally all of them
shouldn't you be asleep, dad? It's past 6:00 pm. Also WHERE IS MY INHERITANCE YOU HACK

>>69788387
Listen to the Grimmrobe Demos if you want to get started on Sunn. I don't know much about the other two. They're more or less just hipster rock.

>>69788483
>>69788500
Thanks famz

>>69788351
>visual kei
>luna sea

Behead those who insult glam

Marduk is doing another US tour and this time with Incantation and Svart Crown.

Would this be worth it to go see?

>>69786686
I love batlord

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can I have some classy metal for this feel

>>69788560
>Marduk
>CRASH tiktiktiktik CRASH CRASH tiktiktiktiktiktik CRASH tiktiktiktik CRASH CRASH tiktik BUDUMBADUMBUDUM

i just summed up the tour for you right there, buddy

>>69788560
It's not worth going to shows like that

& this too >>69788622

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>>69788591
>symphonic metal

>>69787158
that trigger discipline

Post cover songs that don't really sound like the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiGVp-f-9uU

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>>69788591

>>69788286
Buttheavy:
Scorpions, Hammerfall and glam

Buttpower:
Edguy, Manowar, Dragonforce

Butthrash:
Groove metal, modern albums by big 4

Buttdoom/Buttsludge:
The Sword, Crowbar, Mastodon

Buttgoth:
Tiamat, Lacuna Coil, Moonspell

Buttdeath:
Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth, Deicide

Butt techdeath:
Decapitated, Cryptopsy, Origin

Buttmelodeath:
Soilwork, Norther, In Flames after 2000

Buttblack:
Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral, Nargaroth

Buttgrind:
Anal Cunt, Brujeria

Butt Industrial:
Fear Factory, Celldweller

Buttfolk:
Koorpiklaani and Eluveitie

Buttprog:
Dream Theater, Tool, Gojira and djent

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>>69788691
how have I not seen this one before

kek

>>69788744
Great effort!

>>69788744
>Buttmelodeath
Should have included Omnium Gatherum

>>69788744
>buttpower
>edguy
100% true
Am now going to tag them as such

>>69788817
>Omnium Gatherum
Fuck you New World Shadows is great
The early albums are shitty though

>>69788817
How can Insomnium clone be butt melodeath?

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>>69788547

GOAT cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamBmWt8Cwo

>>69788870
They're more "Poor Man's Insomnium" than "Insomnium clone" imo

>>69788901
>G5LAM

>>69788901
>GSLAM

wat.

>>69788924
>>69788926
Glamslam you fools

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>>69788924
>>69788926
i tried so hard

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>>69788926
>>69788939

That's fucking terrifying.

>>69788924
>>69788926
>>69788939

No no no. It's G-Slam, like G-Funk, but with big hair and breakdowns

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>>69788965
>glam slam
>big hair and bigger breakdowns

>>69788744
>manowar
>buttpower
poseur

>>69788965
pimba grind is the only trve genre

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IckSl4IrYHI

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Can any other metal/shoegaze hybrid compete?

>>69788956
>>69788965
https://clyp.it/rvc4sdxp

>>69789088
WHAT'S CRABWHORE SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BAD PORNO

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>>69789131

>>69789082

You should get on that. When you finish, I'll fill in the vocals. Would you prefer shrieking, gutteral or ducks?

>>69789131

How'd you do that so fast? You can have an album ready by the end of the week

>>69789202
Now give the guy in the face wrap some fluffy blonde hair

>>69789162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lR4aujW3wN

>>69789131
nice work mang

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GLAMSLAM NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN 2017

>>69789438
third wave of white trash metal

Post metal skellies

I need to refill my collection

THIS WAS MY LIFE
THIS WAS MY FATE
THIS WAS MY LIFE

stop listening to black metal

>>69787069
No no no
The cymbals are trash can lids the SNARE is the cooking pot

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#primitive

>>69787142
This pic looks shopped af

>>69786823
Demoncy, Imprecation, Judas Iscariot, Havohej, Von, Goatlord, Profanatica, Cult of Daath, and Void Meditation Cult

>>69789708
no

>>69789755
>when you haven't gone outside in so long real life looks fake

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I hope you fucks are enjoying this album as much as me....

>>69789827
nice bookends. w2c?

>>69789827
Your room in your parents' house is edgy as fuck

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>>69789857
Lol..where do you listen to your vinyls...

gimmie some synth metal, things like The Ark and De Expugnation

>>69789800
That pic is shopped

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>>69789897
eternal anglo shit

>>69789897
that is a kickass setup. I need to get big subs like you have for my hifi stereo setup. Where did you get them? I only have a pair of regular speakers like the ones you have on top

>>69789897
mom's basement mom's basement hurr hurr durr

>>69789897
>those cheap 99 cent jesus candles that you dont want up but you're not even paying rent so you have no say in the matter
confirmed for parent's basement

>>69789827

>Satanism and Witchcraft
Grow up

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>>69789938
Got those big ones from a local record store. Shop around thrift stores and do some research. You'll find what you want

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>>69789897
>when anon's parents' cheap ass basement is worth more than the entirety of your possessions

how can i become a well treated slave owned by rich people

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OuterBorn - Live @ Saint Vitus, NYC 12/17/16
>djent, post-metal

https://mega.nz/#!yQx2hIKK!PIr3SQmgCKNtxmiwDehKvoYKhmoTf-utGHav50zAlQA

>>69790002
That's not Saint Vitus

>>69789978
>Satanism and Witchcraft book
>has those catholic candles popular with Mexicans that they toss on the spot where their oldest died in a DUI accident

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Just discovered this. Holy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbujsMs3yeM

>>69790005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlgjvPOgb0

see for yourself

>>69790001
by passively supporting ZOG and buying into material fetishism

>>69790001
not be born in a third world shithole

>>69790028
>passively
do i get there faster if i support it actively

>>69790029

I live in the US, a white guy in the hood because I can't afford shit else

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>>69790063
Nobody likes a kissass, Anon, just work hard and look your boss right in the eye with a firm handshake ;^)

>>69790063
only if you're in politics or the entertainment business

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>>69790102

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>tfw you can tell a stoner metal album by its cover 99% of the time

Pots n pans metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcZjkajQ8o

>>69790819
Wow that is shit

>>69790819
of course its from some european country that everybody forgot about

What's some essential Cthulhucore?

>>69790906
Estonia cannot into Nordic

>get invited to co-workers bonfire/party over the weekend
>Dokken comes on
>Literally know all the words
>Everyone is shocked

Felt good mang

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>>69791783
>tfw you will never pick up your metal gf in your Corvette C4 and go watch Dream Warriors in theaters

Why live?

>>69791906
>metal gf
Sorry but nobody likes sexbots

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>>69791906
>>69792068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWpt_1jPV8
>not having a holographic gf
turboplebs

Deathcore sounds good on paper, why is it that you can't even count on one hand the amount of worthwhile releases from the genre? Link very related deathcore at its finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JRAVpS398

I've only enjoyed heavy metal lately
What's going on???

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>>69788351
>gothic: Type O Negative

DELETE THIS

>>69786823
Cobalt and leviathan reign supreme over all of them.

>>69792193
>Deathcore sounds good on paper
I dunno man I always listen to mine with headphones

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You have been visited by the forehead of a thousand forged blades. Your soul will be damned to eternal exile and your firstborn will be raped by barbarians if you do not reply "Rest easy, Batlord" to this post.

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That font is metal as fuck

>>69792421
Rest easy grungeman

Yeah, the true, old black metal scene and lifestyle. It means black clothes, spikes, crosses and so on. You know, bands like old Hellhamer, Bathory and so on... but today there are children in jogging swit and skateboards and hardcore moral ideas. they try to look as normal as possible. This has nothing to do with black. This stupid people must fear black metal! But instead they love shitty bands like Deicide, Benediction, Napalm death, Sepultura and all that shit!!
Death to false Black Metal or Death Metal!! Also to the trendy hardcore people...aaarrgghh!!

>>69792965
>Benediction
>shit
What kind of copypasta is this?

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>>69792965
>>69793025

>>69793056
Oh wow, Euro was a pleb, what a surprise

Are Metallica U2 of metal?

>>69793056
I don't have my glasses on to tell if this is shopped or not. If it isn't then this should have been the leading evidence in Varg's case. A fucking nun would side with him if she saw this spergy shit.

>>69791906
Gonna pick her up in my C3 desu

so new Krallice in 2 hours?

>>69791565
>Mfw I discovered a new porn in a magazine of a fetish I didn't know I had

>>69793248
Death to false Black Metal

>>69793149
Metallica is the INXS of metal

>>69792193
The term "deathcore" and the phenomenon surrounding it completely confuses me. Hasn't the idea of death metal mixed with hardcore punk been realized more accurately in grindcore? Shouldn't those two be synonymous? And how the hell did deathcore become that mall-y type scene kid sound?

>>69793314
Deathcore bands are just edgy versions of Green Day

>>69793281
labels are for lastfm

>>69793107
Well he was right about Deicide.

>>69793175
Not shopped. I cut some parts on the post, but the original is in the Dawn Of The Black Hearts record.

>>69789101
you have blackgaze but its not comparable

>>69787324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZfHJnJIzrM

>>69787823
Same, glad I'm not the only one

>>69793175
We have no vocalist anymore!!! DEAD killed himself two weeks ago! It was really brutal, first he cut open all the arteries in the wrist then he had blown off his brains with a shotgun. I found him and it looked fucking grim, the upper half of his head was all over the room and the lower part of his brain had fallen out of the rest of his head and down on the bed. I of course grabbed my camera and made some photos, we'll use them in the next mayhem LP. I and HELLHAMMER Were so lucky that we found two big pieces of his skull we have hung on necklaces as a memory. DEAD killed himself because only for the true, old black metal scene and lifestyle. It means black clothes, spikes, crosses and so on. You know, bands like old Hellhamer, Bathory and so on... but today there are children in jogging swit and skateboards and hardcore moral ideas. they try to look as normal as possible. This has nothing to do with black. This stupid people must fear black metal! But instead they love shitty bands like Deicide, Benediction, Napalm death, Sepultura and all that shit!!
Death to false Black Metal or Death Metal!! Also to the trendy hardcore people...aaarrgghh!!

>album ends abruptly almost as if intentionally cut
Fuck this meme
gives no closure whatsoever

>>69793617
>Winters Gates ending
>Vessels ending

Melodeath has the best endings

>>69793641
The best thing you can say about a Melodeath album is that it ends.

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i need a band that's like speed and heavy metal combined

slow paced shit is too weak for me

YOU'RE AN ANGEL WITCH, YOU'RE AN ANGEL WITCH.

Iron Maiden is so good.

>>69793713
Agent Steel, Blind Guardian, Grave Digger, Savage Grace, Razor, Riot, Running Wild, Hexenhaus, Eidolon, Primal Fear, the list goes on........

>>69793713
Slow shit is heavier though than the fast stuff goes like this
> Black Sabbath: slow
>everyone else followed up by playing fast to make it heavier
>everyone followed that up by tuning lower and playing slower
>followed up with the new low tunings being played fast
>then tuned lower played slow again
>ridiculous low tuning leaves strings too loose to play fast on.
>low and slow becomes the heaviest by TKO

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>>69793713

>>69793751
wut

>>69787777
dat's a rite chicken nugget scoon rite ther mate

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>>69786686
Daily reminder to listen to this gem.

>>69794778
dude stop

that album is incredibly average

>>69794778

I didn't think you'd make it before the thread limit

>>69794854
>incredibly average
Expect it's not. It's one of the better Scandinavian death metal albums filled with dozens of great riffs, top tier drumming and some kick ass solos. It's way above average.

>>69794878
I appreciate the gesture.

Quick /metal/, do I listen to Persefone or Ne Obliviscaris first?

>>69794900
nice dubs

>>69794916
Ne Obliviscaris my dude

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>>69788286
>no one posting Dream Evil, the kings of buttmetal

>>69794988
Everyone forgot about them because Sabaton are the new buttmetal kings

>>69792193
The genre is ruined by obsession with squeaky production and almost every band being shit

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>>69789827
>new Gatecreeper on vinyl

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>>69789945
one of those is a fucking edgy-ass Ouija candle, I honestly doubt that's his mom's

>>69795369
this was meant for you:
>>69789968

>>69788744
Agreed with almost everything but

>Buttdeath: Deicide

What the actual fuck, you best not be talking about S/T and Legion

>>69795411
T H I C C

Is rym /metal/ approved?

>>69796184
>older accounts' ratings are weighted more
Fuck no

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>>69796158
Not very metal but it is music related. By David Barnes who makes the cover art for his brother Kevin in of Montreal

>>69795437
2 hifi 4 me

Anyone else hungry?

>>69796301
no, just had a bowl of yogurt with protein powder mixed in
>tfw macros

>>69796301
Should I be concerned about where this is going?

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>>69796301
Of course not
My traditional slavic wife prepared a full course meal for me and our 7 children

>>69796311
>>69796314
>>69796322
I got some rice and chicken downstairs but I dont feel like getting out of bed

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>>69787893

Alright, I'm downstairs and I mixed strawberry jam, yogurt and raisin bran together. I originally wanted to mix corn flakes in to make it kvlt and because of its neutral taste but it's still good.

>>69796747
>to make it kvlt
well at least you're making it music related

This thread is kill

>>69796787
>>69796787
>>69796787

>>69787004
Into Infernus would be the blackened djent you are searching for.
Xisforeyes also (more blackened tech deathcore but meh).

>>69787730
I've been listening to that non stop.

last for djent

>>69793652
Epic