>Fortunate Son playing
>helicopter flys by window
>listening to CCR on youtube
>press pause button
>it ain't me stops playing
>comedy trailer
>ode to joy starts playing
>>69794151
*record scratch*
>>69794173
*little old lady says something raunchy*
>>69794258
>Grandma!
>nature documentary on bumblebees
>flight of the bumblebee starts playing
>>69794308
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
>>69794459
That's about right
>>69794459
+1 autism
one time I drove by someone I thought I knew and "it aint me" started playing
>romantic comedy trailer
>You Make My Dreams Come True or More Than a Feeling plays
>raunchy comedy trailer
>Back in Black plays
>horror movie trailer
>Que Sera or any children's song plays
>new superhero movie trailer
>Queen or some 80s shit plays
>>69794459
nice
relevant /k/ meme
https://youtu.be/KZr7XkFZJcw?t=1m13s
>>69795062
skip ahead to 1:13
>>69795062
lol wtf
>>69794459
You forgot
>unnamed nature expert shoving a praying mantis at the camera
>>69794459
you're right, american documentaries are superior
>>69794459
Don't forget the dramatic whoosh sound played between jump cuts and excessive CGI
>All Along the Watchtower starts playing
>Get ambushed by charlie
>SNAFU
>>69793990
>Playing battlefield
>All Along the watchtower starts playing
>Play The Animals
>Hear groovy organ riff
>Call dentist
>Tell her to bugger off
>Fly union jack
>>69794459
>no THE SPIDER'S TOXIC VENOM (shows skull and crossbones on cgi yellow sign turn around) IS NO USE FOR THIS BAD BOY
downvote
>>69795062
>SANDY HOOK PROMISE
lol
>>69793990
>big badass geezer walks into bar
>Bad to the Bone start playing